The Blachelorettes

We talk about evil corporations, the same woman is copied and pasted and guys, Becca JUST had a baby. Also we review Bachelor In Paradise, Golden Bachelor and Love is Blind updates. Tune in for the tea! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blachelorettes/support

The pods, the beach and the golden bachelor's arms are open! Tune in to hear us recap what we've seen (or heard) about all three. Also we discuss TikToks we've seen and some disturbing trends. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blachelorettes/support

Dotun apparently has haters, Drew Barrymore is out of touch and was Barbie really that good? Tune in for our takes on Bachelor Nation news and much much more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blachelorettes/support

What exactly are NPC's, was Charity the Bachelorette of our dreams and does the golden Bachelor have Black daughter??? @AshTalksBach joins us to answer the burning questions and fill us in on everything we missed out on in latest season of the Bachelorette. Tune in for the tea. TRIGGER WARNING - this episode briefly mentions s**cide and s*xual assault. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blachelorettes/support

Everyone's on strike, a folding chair is the hottest weapon, and what did we think about the latest netflix reality shows anyway? Join us as we catch up and introduce you to our new shorter format. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blachelorettes/support

What the (bleep) have we been up to? We chat about what we been watching, our dating lives, current events in Bach Nation and whatever else we feel like talking about. Tune in for the tea with your two besties! Jhen apologizes in advance for her audio being trash but she's working dammit! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

We decided to cram all our thoughts about this season into one giant episode. Between Nigerian princes, lightskin demons and eugenic landlords, this season somehow was both lacking and had a lot of offer. Grab your favorite drink and tune in to the chat with your besties. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

We end up with one decent couple, the other relationships are dumpster fires, and Kate is having post-villain regret. Also, we chat Love is Blind rumors and sightings

We actually get a GOOD episode, Eliza just wants to have a good time, and my sister in Christ we had to watch Rodney's heart get broken AGAIN. Also, we briefly discuss Love Is Blind and whatever else we feel like. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Yes, somehow we covered 4 episodes in an hour. Bachelor Casa Amor ends, the couples are shaken up and the women are begging to be manipulated?! Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and shoot the shit. Tune in for the tea with your besties. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Overall we cared about maybe 0.1% of these episodes, but we talk about them anyway. Aaron's boo finally leaves, new women enter the beach and the original women are boring as f*ck. Tune in for the tea (sintonizar para el té) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Black women are fleeing the beach, Genevieve is officially the villain and why is Jill always the victim? Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and behind the scenes info. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

No one wants Romeo's rose, Genevieve is annoying af, and the men we wish would date each other enter the chat. Also we chat some exciting Bachelor Nation news and birth charts! Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Lace's fake birthday doesn't go as planned, Jill is intensely bothered by Kira, and we don't know half these people on the beach. Also, we chat about cheating men in pop culture and other Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Nina is a hypocrite, Alara gets what she wants, and the Wade twins think they're hot sh*t (spoiler alert: they are not). Also, we finally find out who wins, who's still together, and who's been kicked to the curb. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

First of all this show is NOT about inc*st. Second of all, it IS the most awkward dating show you'll find. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

On this week's episode, Lex & Jhen talk about what they're watching right now, Paradise cast reveals and more. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Your besties are back and are more raw and unfiltered than ever. Join us as we chat what shows we've been watching, our personal Hoe Chronicles, and why patriarchy is just the worst. And don't forget to answer our very important poll question on Spotify :) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

The cast meets up for the Shake show - sorry - the reunion, Jhen actually believes Shayne is a good guy deep DEEP down and there's some shady a** sh*t going on. Also, we discuss Bridgerton briefly and what we're covering next. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

The women we like make wise decisions, Sal's ukelele needs to burn, and did you see Nick's sweaty d*ck? Also, we talk Joe Millionaire drama updates and what we're covering next. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Natalie's mom isn't having any of it, Danielle has never met an argument she couldn't create, and Sal is giving real fuckboi vibes. Also we recap Joe Millionaire and The Courtship and Jhen did *not* make it to the bar womp womp. Tune in for the piping hot tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Shaina doesn't know how to steal a man, Shayne gives off broke boi vibes and Shake's parents can't stand his ass. SH- names are down bad rn

Nick is a messy ass b*tch who lives for the drama, Mallory is a terrible liar, and Shake will tell anyone who'll listen that he's not attracted to his fiancée. Also we gear up for new shows and you better like this one because we recorded it three times. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Love is blind but the cast is certainly not, the new Messica has appeared and the couples make it to Mexico. Also, we recap Joe Millionaire real quick and Mike Fleiss owes us $40 (and has since paid up). Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

The pods are finally open, the couples dive into the drama, and we can't stan a white man for even 2 seconds. Also, we talk about upcoming shows we're gonna watch and other updates. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Join your besties as we catch up on the latest Bachelor Nation news including the latest trash white man, break ups and new relationships and Blahton's boring blonde season. We also catch you up on our own lives and gush about Love Is Blind coming up. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Brandon isn't as great as he seems, Nayte's confidence slips and Michelle's parents have an obvious favorite. Find out who Michelle finally chooses in our Blachelorettes season finale! Also, we recap some Bachelor Nation news and tell you who we want in our stockings this Christmas. Tune in for the tea from your besties. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Brandon commits empanada abuse, Joe surprises us all with his ability to scream, and Nayte has Michelle completely dickmatized. Also, we chat BN news, fanfics and dating. Tune in for the tea from your two besties. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

A lawyer, a streaker, and a head shaped cake? Was this Jerry Springer or the *most* dramatic Men Tell All? Also we read your commentary and kiki about various things in Bachelor Nation. Tune in for the tea --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Nayte's red flags are showing, Michells breaks all our hearts and is Brandon the new front front runner? Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and try our hardest not to burst in flames over Blahton's Bachelor promotion. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Blahton is shoved down our throats, Brandon melts our hearts and Michelle throws out the trash. Also, we recap the juicy Bachelor Nation news and crack up at your commentary. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Michelle has way too many front runners, Cajun Chris showed his whole entitled ass, and Martin clearly doesn't like women. Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and get into why y'all aren't covering the best Bachelorette season ever (yes we're talking about you). Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Michelle slays the snakes in the house, the men ignore her to punch each other in the chest, and a new Cajun Snake appears! Also, we briefly discuss some Bachelor Nation News and give our own hot takes on the season so far. Tune in for the tea! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Peter is totally not a narcissist, Jamie totally knows what show he's on, and the men are totally not jealous of Joe. Also, we quickly recap The Bachelorette Australia, Bachelor In Paradise Canada and the latest Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

The men's entrances include firetrucks, heads on a table and no pants, Joe had the audacity to ghost Michelle, and is Michelle already the best Bachelorette? Also we recap some Bachelor in Paradise Canada drama. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

The Black Woman dumping inevitably happens, the bros officially leave the beach and we are now a Maurissa and Riley stan account. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and shoot the sh*t. Tune in for the luke warm tea from this luke warm episode. And don't forget to answer our questions on Spotify. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Ivan and Riley put Aaron in his place, Aaron is the biggest hypocrite of all time, and Noah and Abigail get the Most Confused Couple Award. Also, we read your comments on the show and get into some juicy Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Kendall finally realizes being on a dating show with her ex is a bad idea, Kenny eagerly eats Mari's tacos, and Aaron fucked around and will now find out. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news including THAT apology. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Brieper gets thrown in the trash where they belong, we are excited and then quickly NOT excited to see Dr. Joe, and Ivan gets curved by a white woman who is still clearly not over her ex. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and discuss that loaded trailer for next week. Tune in for the mf tea. Donate to Mutual Aid Louisiana: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTyHzowlR-5/?utm_medium=copy_link --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Brendan shows his true colors, Chris C makes the worst move and the hypocrisy level is way too high on this beach. We break down the Brendan/Pieper/Chris/Alana drama and how exactly everyone failed Natasha. Tune in for the tea! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Aaron and Demi's insecurity is leaking all over the beach, Kenny doesn't and then DOES understand what Mari meant, and Michelle's promo leaves our nonexistent wigs crooked. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and prepare for another week of madness. Tune in for the tea! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

We are back with our season four premiere! Here's a long juicy episode about the first THREE episodes of Bachelor In Paradise, Season 7. The Love Man Posse has not disbanded, white girl tears start at the first sign of confrontation, and apparently Tahz dated Tre's Uncle. Also, we quickly recap Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

On this week's episode we cover the finale and ATFR of Katie's season of The Bachelorette which was 1 hour too long. We see an engagement, a creepy mega idol, an angry auntie, and watch Katie give Greg a LARGE piece of her mind. Tune in for our recap and some Bachelor Nation news --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Greg throws the biggest hissy fit of all time and walks on out of Katie's life leaving only a creepy in memoriam segment which makes it look like he is no longer with us on this mortal plane. Somehow Justin waltzes into the final two and we have no idea what's going on. We also cover some Bachelor Nation news and give you guys an update on what's going to happen for the finale and Season 4 of the pod. Tune in for the hot takes and the tea. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Michael A is a catch we hope Katie never hooks, Karl is coming for EVERYBODY at the Men Tell All, and Thomas' beard is giving next Bachelor. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and hash out Katie's defensive apology in which she admits she is indeed f**king stupid. Tune in for the tea. Andrew S 'apology': https://www.instagram.com/p/CR1bamFlEIa/?utm_medium=copy_link --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Greg is as enthusiastic about Katie as we were about this episode, Blake can never keep things PG and Mike P's love of his mom couldn't keep him on the show. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news as usual and generally can't wait for this season to be over. Tune in for the tea! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

This episode is dry as the Sahara but we discuss the 5 men leaving this episode, Johnny Bravo somehow still being on our screens and then head into Bachelor Nation news which includes shitty tweets from Men of Color, Paradise news and Katie blocking certain creators? We spill the tea on this episode! Get into it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

Blake and Katie are unexpectedly cute, the men have the most ridiculous half-naked made-up-sport date, and wtf is up with Andrew S.? Also, we breakdown the midseason trailer and recap Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea! Be sure to email us your thoughts at theblachelorettes@gmail.com Katie on Viall's files: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuD_DZ-Pmt8&ab_channel=NickViall (first few mins) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

The men get waxes and show off their sexy talk, Andrew S is villiainized for having common sense and is this show actually called Men Tell A Woman Who To Date? Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news, Too Hot Too Handle and Love Island UK. Tune in for the tea! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

The men vote Karl off, we witness two emotional dates back to back and Thomas is a villain for... being honest? Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and discuss Rachel Lindsay's juicy and enlightening article. Tune in for the tea and be sure to email your thoughts to theblachelorettes@gmail.com! TRIGGER WARNING: 18:20 suicide and 19:50 rape/sexual assault. Links: Katie on Talking It Out: https://twitter.com/BachNationPods/status/1407367782761742336?s=20 Katie's interview with Glamour: https://www.glamour.com/story/the-bachelorette-katie-thurston-i-was-involved-in-a-situation-where-there-wasnt-consent National Sexual Assualt Hotline: 800.656.HOPE http://online.rainn.org Bachelor In Paradise spoilers: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/tv/g36730838/bachelor-in-paradise-season-7-contestants/ Rachel's article: https://www.vulture.com/article/rachel-lindsay-the-bachelor-franchise.html#_ga=2.67148305.1039277351.1624318786-1608387094.1624318786 Black Bachelor Babes: https://www.instagram.com/blkbachbabes/ Bachelor Horoscopes: https://www.instagram.com/bachelorhoroscopes/?hl=en Bachelor Data: https://www.instagram.com/bachelordata/?hl=en --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support

A virgin is the greatest lover, we find out what a bucket toilet is, and is Karl the most annoying human on earth? Listen to us dissect the most boring episode for us yet (and we're only on episode 2). Don't forget to send your thoughts to theblachelorettes@gmail.com! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blachelorettes/support