The Femslash Podfic Podcast

This week, we're reading chapter 2 of the swan queen Once Upon A Time fic, not here to make (girl)friends. If you're so inclined, go leave some kudos or a comment at AO3 for the author.

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading the first chapter of not here to make (girl)friends by amycarey. The summary: ‘True Love's Kiss' is a network cash cow and Regina Mills is an excellent producer, working under her executive producer mother, even if she feels like she's losing a piece of her soul with every manipulated confession, or reputation ruined, or argument with her son. Emma Swan is Cora Mills' favoured candidate to win the Suitor's heart in season five after “that fiasco with Guinevere Rodrigues”. All Emma wants is her parents' approval, to prove to the couple who gave her up at birth that she's worthy of their love and praise. Or, the one where Emma's not here to make girlfriends, but Regina sort of is.

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This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing Your Dumb, Warm Body by FanchonMoreau. The summary: “Whole new year, Susan. No Simon, no Alec, and definitely no Peter. None of the old bullshit.” Jenny and Susan consider some new possibilities at the start of a new year. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Your Dumb, Warm Body by FanchonMoreau. The summary: “Whole new year, Susan. No Simon, no Alec, and definitely no Peter. None of the old bullshit.” Jenny and Susan consider some new possibilities at the start of a new year. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing in the dark by lucylikestowrite The summary: Sara wakes up from a nightmare during her first night with Ava, forgets who's in her bed, and ends up with a knife on Ava's throat. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading in the dark by lucylikestowrite The summary: Sara wakes up from a nightmare during her first night with Ava, forgets who's in her bed, and ends up with a knife on Ava's throat. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading autocorrect claims another victim (and this one's gonna be a bloodbath) by coalitiongirl The summary: Emma types I'll owe you into the message field, glancing over at Henry to shoot him another smile before she looks down. Autocorrect had turned her message from I'll owe you to I love you. She stares at it bemusedly, her heart racing for reasons that make no sense. It's just a typo. Of course she loves Regina, but they aren't the type to talk about those kinds of feelings. Not when it comes to each other. She'll have to blame autocorrect, and she pauses and starts to type– The message comes from Regina, just as Emma begins to type again. I love you, too. Enjoy your night with Henry. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Hunky Dory by Miri Cleo The summary: Thirteen months later and Debbie was still there. She was planning something, of course, because that's what she did. But Lou continued on as if this was the new normal. And she tried not to question how long that normal would last. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Hunky Dory by Miri Cleo The summary: Thirteen months later and Debbie was still there. She was planning something, of course, because that's what she did. But Lou continued on as if this was the new normal. And she tried not to question how long that normal would last. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing The World Unwraps Itself to You, Again and Again with Nike_SGA The summary: 'Hecate digs her nails into her palms and fumes silently as Ada crosses over to the door, and turns back before she leaves. She ducks her head and regards Hecate over the top of her spectacles in a way that makes her feel very much like a recalcitrant ten-year old standing in front of her school headmistress. “Pippa Pentangle is your new Glinda for the next two months,” Ada declares with finality, “and you're just going to have to deal with it.”' *** Hecate Hardbroom is a respected theatre actress. Pippa Pentangle is a beloved popstar. Ada is exasperated. Everyone is in ‘Wicked.' What's the worst that could happen? If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading The World Unwraps Itself to You, Again and Again by Nike_SGA The summary: 'Hecate digs her nails into her palms and fumes silently as Ada crosses over to the door, and turns back before she leaves. She ducks her head and regards Hecate over the top of her spectacles in a way that makes her feel very much like a recalcitrant ten-year old standing in front of her school headmistress. “Pippa Pentangle is your new Glinda for the next two months,” Ada declares with finality, “and you're just going to have to deal with it.”' *** Hecate Hardbroom is a respected theatre actress. Pippa Pentangle is a beloved popstar. Ada is exasperated. Everyone is in ‘Wicked.' What's the worst that could happen? If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing Habeas Corpus with Project Cyborg. The summary: the Great Writ of habeas corpus allows the Judicial Branch to play a necessary role in maintaining this delicate balance of governance, serving as an important judicial check on the Executive's discretion in the realm of detentions. (Justice O'Connor, Hamdi v. Rumsfeld) If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Habeas Corpus by projectcyborg The summary: the Great Writ of habeas corpus allows the Judicial Branch to play a necessary role in maintaining this delicate balance of governance, serving as an important judicial check on the Executive's discretion in the realm of detentions. (Justice O'Connor, Hamdi v. Rumsfeld) If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing Wonderful by twtd The summary: Freddie Lister owns a bar in a university town. She's just gotten her heart broken by a straight woman, but there might be someone on the horizon to help mend her broken heart. *** Freddie sighed as she polished a glass. It was already perfectly clean but she needed something to do with her hands. She got anxious if she was too still. Straight women. She was more than old enough to know better than to get entangled with a straight woman, but she'd done it anyway and now Vere was marrying a man– just like Freddie knew she would in the beginning. But like one of the baby dykes she often served at her bar, she'd run head first into bad decision after bad decision where Vere was concerned and she couldn't blame her bruised heart on anyone other than herself If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Wonderful by twtd. The summary: Freddie Lister owns a bar in a university town. She's just gotten her heart broken by a straight woman, but there might be someone on the horizon to help mend her broken heart. *** Freddie sighed as she polished a glass. It was already perfectly clean but she needed something to do with her hands. She got anxious if she was too still. Straight women. She was more than old enough to know better than to get entangled with a straight woman, but she'd done it anyway and now Vere was marrying a man– just like Freddie knew she would in the beginning. But like one of the baby dykes she often served at her bar, she'd run head first into bad decision after bad decision where Vere was concerned and she couldn't blame her bruised heart on anyone other than herself. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading The Sexual Implications of Teleportation by Care. The summary: The first time is a complete freak accident. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading The Sexual Implications of Teleportation by Care The summary: The first time is a complete freak accident. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading take me back to the night we met by ktlsyrtis The summary: Eight years, Serena's mind supplies through the fog that descends over it. Eight years since she last saw Bernie Wolfe; sitting on a hallway floor, smiling with tear filled eyes as she watched Serena walk away to meet her great niece. And out of the blue, here she stands. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading take me back to the night we met by ktlsyrtis The summary:  Eight years, Serena's mind supplies through the fog that descends over it. Eight years since she last saw Bernie Wolfe; sitting on a hallway floor, smiling with tear filled eyes as she watched Serena walk away to meet her great niece. And out of the blue, here she stands. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!! 

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Deeper Than Ever by Merfilly The summary: Maura is living with Jane as a form of witness protection If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Deeper Than Ever by Merfilly The summary: Maura is living with Jane as a form of witness protection. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing levitating cause we want to (after midnight we could feel it all) by thispapermoon. The summary: She allows herself to hang suspended, to dissolve into nothing - into magic - which is to say, into everything. For a time she twirls calmly in the soft dappled twilight of neither here nor there, delighted to give over the weight of her body, delighted to let herself succumb to the ease with which the spell works its way through her every cell. **** Hecate savors the feel of her returned magic. But it might just be harder to readjust than expected. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading levitating cause we want to (after midnight we could feel it all) by thispapermoon.  The summary:  She allows herself to hang suspended, to dissolve into nothing - into magic - which is to say, into everything. For a time she twirls calmly in the soft dappled twilight of neither here nor there, delighted to give over the weight of her body, delighted to let herself succumb to the ease with which the spell works its way through her every cell. **** Hecate savors the feel of her returned magic. But it might just be harder to readjust than expected. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!! 

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing The Lighthouse Technique by InspectorBoxer. The summary: Kara grinned. “I already have a plan. A foolproof technique, in fact, to get Maggie Sawyer's full attention.” If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading The Lighthouse Technique by InspectorBoxer. The summary: Kara grinned. “I already have a plan. A foolproof technique, in fact, to get Maggie Sawyer's full attention.” If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at twtdfic@gmail.com. We're always taking requests. Just keep them to around 5,000 words!!!