Thirsty: the podcast

Thirsty wraps up season 2 by diving into a conversation about sex, dating, and the idea of the ever-elusive soulmate. No matter whether you are partnered, dating, or single, we all look for meaningful relationships that make our lives better. Laura and Heather download how real connections are the secret to unlocking… everything we ever wanted.

In dating, sometimes there just isn't anything left to say. Ghosting is a common dating phenomenon, and even Laura can admit that she's gone silent on a match from time to time. However, what if that match pops up six months later? A year later? When is it time to take the plunge, and when do you need to walk away? We're talking about it all in this week's episode.

While dating is usually a good time, sometimes it can feel like you've entered your very own Twilight Zone. Initially, Forgetful Fitz came across as thoughtful, kind, and empathetic. Heather had high hopes for this particular match, but — after a series of unfortunate events — she revoked her own license to date. Fitz reminded Heather that in online dating, things are not always as they seem, but sometimes having a little fun can lead to a lot of healing.

Lately, Laura's been working on expanding her dating parameters beyond a 30-minute driving radius. However, she may have overshot her goal when she matched with a man who lives an entire plane ride away! While it soon became clear that a love story wasn't in the cards, Text Buddy Ben was right on point as a true friend. In other news, we're shaking down Bumble business tactics, pondering medicinal clip art, and wondering just how people caught catfish before Facetime.

Why does the relationship we have with our own bodies feel so complicated? After all, they stick with us our entire lives. How do we become our very own Hype Girls? Today, we're talking about how we see ourselves, why getting strong smashes the scale, and when a little Botox goes a very long way (margaritas may have been involved.) Pull up a chair — it's time to have a body talk.

In every way, Ian was a dream date: so sweet, so kind, and so thoughtful. So, how could he be utterly invisible? This is the story of the match everyone forgets Heather dated (including Heather.) Despite a kind heart, an award-winning first kiss, and the cutest canine in the land—this love affair wasn't meant to be. Though he may not have left a lingering impression, Ian did teach Heather one big lesson: life doesn't have to leave you jaded.

Once in awhile, we find ourselves won over by kind words, simple flattery, and more than a little banter. However, beneath all this well-meaning attention, is anything really… real? Laura found herself in just such a conundrum when she met Surface Level Liam. He was the match who arrived in a perfectly wrapped package, yet left Laura pondering who this man really was and, what he wanted from her. This week's dating story dives deeper into one major human truth: attention is a hell of a drug.

This is the story of Left Turn Larry, the match who changed direction with dizzying speed, and Heather couldn't keep up. The texts were spicy, the boundaries blurry, and nobody knew what twists and turns might lie ahead. Heather's gonna need a map to untangle this mixmaster of a tale. Today we're talking about speaking up, setting limits, and trying to navigate dating when the path ahead isn't clear.

This episode closes out Thirsty's 3-part conversation with Carmelita Tiu, host and producer of Know Them, Be Them, Raise Them, a podcast about how to raise and be strong women. We're finishing up by covering the lessons we've learned the hard way, and how we can impart that knowledge to our children.

In part 2 of Thirsty's conversation with Carmelita Tiu, podcast host and producer of Know Them, Be Them, Raise Them, we're doing something radical: we're calling divorce a “gift.” Yes, a gift. While divorce often represents a hard left turn, it also brings us the ability to explore and rediscover who we are, what we want, and how we can evolve. Whether we're talking about disaster dating, pink hair dye, or the adventure of a lifetime, it's all an opportunity to build a fantastic second chapter.

This week, Thirsty welcomes Carmelita Tiu, podcast host and producer of Know Them, Be Them, Raise Them: helping moms be and raise strong women. We've got a three-pack of episodes designed to supercharge your day, and first up? Mothers and daughters. How do we help our girls fly in a world designed to clip their wings? How do we support their cheetah girl spirit, but also make sure we are raising kind humans? And most importantly, when is Carmelita going to dye her hair electric blue? All this in Part 1 of our inspiring conversation.

These days, COVID-19 isn't the only pandemic in town — people everywhere are suffering from critical mental health issues too. Heather shares her journey in confronting her own mental health challenges, and if there's one thing she's learned, it's that the battle is well worth it.

You may think you know what you want from your dating life, but – as Laura recently discovered – turns out love doesn't follow a checklist. This is a story about what's possible when you abandon superficial requirements and follow your heart instead.* *PSA: Following your heart may require you to drive more than 30 minutes.

Everyone needs a dose of whirlwind romance once in awhile. And for Heather, Shawn the Smokeshow was just what the doctor ordered. With marathon dates, an open heart, and just a touch of wild - this match reminded Heather what it means to really want and be wanted by someone else. And, they had a whole lot of fun along the way. This week, we're thirsty for open hearts, genuine connection, and what it means to put emotional skin in the game.

What do you get when you combine warm hugs, dogs of Instagram, and the worst vacation ever? Self-Absorbed Sam. Laura shares this story about a relationship that started off so strong, yet fell so far. So many times, we want things to be perfect, but at a certain point, we have to admit that a relationship needs more than fun dates and late nights out. In this Season 2 opener, Laura and Heather talk about empathy, connection, and knowing when to walk away.

When you're hot off a divorce, you have a lot to learn about dating and relationships, as Laura soon found out. Felix was so nice, so sweet, but was also holding on to a few things he wasn't ready to share. In this season 1 finale, Laura and Heather reflect on confronting your sh*t, choosing to be brave, and who “your person” really is.

One in awhile, the right person comes along at the right time. At rock bottom, Heather met someone that wasn't at all what she expected, but turned out to be exactly what she needed. Despite a long distance, two very different lives, and inopportune timing - Ted became an example of what can happen when you throw out the checklists, and let the universe take control.

Once in awhile, you meet someone who reminds you who you are and what you really want out of your romantic relationships. And as Heather learned, some people are only in your life for a short time, yet they leave a lasting impact. Meet Paul the Peach, who only went out with Heather twice, yet changed Heather's dating life for the better - in a very real way.

So you've downloaded a dating app. Now what? Laura and Heather share what they've learned, mistakes they've made, and best practices to not only match-but match well. And-you definitely won't need a fish photo, partner in crime, or #grateful in your profile. IYKYK!

Have you ever met someone where there was a strong connection, but you just couldn't get in sync? One day things seem great, but the next might be a rocky road. And, you never know where you stand. Rowdy Ryan was that person for Heather. In this relationship, hijinks, friendship, and chemistry were no match for what became known as “The Coconut Tree Incident.”

Have you ever met someone who made time stand still? Maybe you even swooned a bit? Meet Nate, the date who changed everything. You might think dating apps are the last place to find a meaningful connection, but apparently it can happen - Nate and Laura are the proof. See? it's not all dumpster fire dating. The Real Thing is still out there.

In Thirsty's first ever “crossover” episode, we meet Lenny, the liar with a really big secret. Heather and Laura both went out with him, but it turned out Lenny bore little resemblance to who he said he was - and it went beyond skin deep.

Divorce is the earthquake that changes everything, including our friendships. Rediscovering yourself during a new chapter isn't only about a new definition of romantic love - the platonic pals shift in new and different ways too. This week, Laura and Heather talk about what they learned, what they lost, and the big surprise that rocked Laura's world.

Re-entering the dating pool after a long term relationship can be overwhelming. Got kids? Well, that's a whole new ballgame, and some of us handle it a little better than others. How do epi pens, alley makeouts, and a Nintendo Switch add up to first date swagger? Grant (the gamer with no game) is here to show us the way.

We're all a little bit damaged, but sometimes you meet someone who wants to be in a relationship-any relationship-and it's hard to know if they're actually into you. It's the job you didn't know you were interviewing for (and weren't sure you wanted.) One thing's for certain: you won't run across this particular job posting on LinkedIn.

What do you get when you mix epic red flags, hardcore baggage, and braids? Meet David the Disaster, the person who somehow managed to take Laura on the worst date of her life. We've all met a "David" or two in our dating journey. Who's yours?

Dating after divorce is a whole new chapter, and navigating love in the digital age just adds to the hilarity. In this premiere episode, Laura and Heather talk about the 6 types of men they meet on Tinder. Which one are you?