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Finding yourself unable to laugh these days, well you should, the country’s pretty screwed right now and it’s being run by a psychopath. But have no fear, for the team at “Too Big to Keep to Myself” has a weekly cure for that. Hosted by Dan Marcus, co-host James Milano, and a rotating list of very special guests. The TBTKTM team is here to help you figure out what’s going on in the news and maybe, just maybe, help us laugh again, even if it comes at Dan’s own expense. And for this big hit to Dan’s very sensitive ego, all he asks in return, is that you take a listen, laugh aggressively, and then do something to make someone else’s life just a little better.

Dan Marcus


    • Jul 1, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Long time, no filibuster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 65:11


    Well look whose back, after a long hiatus the TBTKTM team has finally managed to get their shit together and record a freaking new episode. Lucky for us, it takes about the same amount of time for something to happen in politics as it does for James to stop fishing and Dela to remember how to use a computer. So here we are, back to tell you why the rich keep getting richer, while the rest of us beg Joe Manchin to try to save democracy; you're welcome America.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Prayers, Canada, and Manchin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 41:02


    In this week's episode, the TBTKTM team proposes their plans to keep the house and ward off the impending doom of the midterms and beyond. Spoiler: We may be f*cked. We also find out that Dela doesn't know about Joel, and why James still stinks (P...U....) hold your noses and tune in while you're tuning out.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    When Can We Stop Talking About Georgia?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 68:45


    Does it ever end in Georgia? The TBTKTM team discusses why it matters/doesn't matter about the MLB pulling their All Star Game out of GA, what's going on with Matt Gaetz, and why this may finally be the time to end the filibuster. Also, James managed to get his WiFi to partially work...exciting stuff.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    The Joe Biden Checks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 42:17


    A new round of stimmy checks, James has no WiFi, and Dela wants to take it slow, just another episode of the TBTKTM podcast.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Wait, Wait, Wait

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 71:12


    After a long wait period due to Texas-sized technical difficulties, Dela was able to join the pod again. But as fate would have it, James fell right off the wagon and couldn't figure out how to use "The Internet." However, he did manage to enter with enough time to defend his position on the great underwear incident of 2021, which has caused a lot of confusion amongst the TBTKTM team.   On other notes, we're still here yelling about our favorite topic, the filibuster. Dela requests that we all wait just a little bit longer because the past 4 years weren't long enough for him. Tune in and tune out, lots of yelling to be heard on this mental episode.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.  

    James and the Giant Milano

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 58:45


    Will the Dems finally do something, or does the imaginary chess game continue? As Joe Biden settles into his new role as president and Schumer as senate majority leader, one question remains: Will the Democrats do anything? While reversing executive orders is certainly necessary, we need to stop beating around the bush and get rid of this stupid filibuster and move on with our lives. Also, James and the Giant Milano should be trending on Twitter any day now. See you all on the clubhouse, Dela's new favorite app.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Insurrection Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 67:18


    So I guess that just happened... In his final stand, Trump has decided that inciting an insurrection on the capital building was par for the course, as retribution for his "fraudulent" election...and all we can ask ourselves on the TBTKTM team is not why, but how? I think it may be time to come back to our defund the police conversation, cause this shit is whack. Tune in and find out the hot political takes of the day, that we will always remember as the day where we lost the capital building!   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    And In the End: Georgia Georgia Georgia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 44:11


    Well I guess it all comes down to this...the end is near. Everything depends on Georgia, who would've thunk!? We've canvassed, we called, we cried, we laughed and we died a little inside. Win or lose, it was a hell of a fight... and Trump's gone so it can't get worse. Hopefully, the TBTKTM team helped you get through these strange times...maybe a laugh here and there, if not whatever, you listened so it's a sunk cost. Peace and Love y'all.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Radical Liberal Reverend Warnock

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 51:46


    After watching the Georgia runoff debates this week, Dan questions if anything a candidate says or believes in matters anymore. While one Republican candidate didn't even show up, the other may have been a robot and yet, Georgians don't seem to mind. So onto the Peach State we go - time to knock on doors in the middle of a pandemic to get Georgians to wake up and smell the peaches. Also, we find out what the TBTKTM team has been listening to during the pandemic and sneak peek - it's tough to hear.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Trump's Gone, Democrats still losers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 67:44


    In today's episode, the TBTKTM team answers some hard hitting questions: What if anything did the do-nothing dems get right? Is it time to move to GA? Why is Dela so worried about 2022? Will the Pandemic ever end? Answers to those questions and more in your bi-weekly dose of the hottest political nonsense podcast on the airwaves! Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    And so it begins...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 60:10


    Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh the time has come and it's either the end of a nightmare or the beginning of a new one. Either way, the TBTKTM team is here with some last minute insights and some drunken rambles to help you through the home stretch. Good luck America: Stay safe out there and for gods sake, vote if you're in a damn swing state, you lazy ass Americans!   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    The Polls Are In, Pretend They're Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 46:29


    Wow, less than 2 weeks out and we should all be terrified. The polls are bullshit, Donald Trump is a monster and Dan is slowly but steadily heading into the abyss. So hit the phones, help someone vote, and pray to whatever you believe in that we can get past this low point in American history and get Joe Biden elected to end the madness. Hang in there America it's almost over but don't think it is but know it is but pretend it's not...   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Post Debate Hot Take

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 3:40


    We've got hot takes coming in from the debate, what a sh*tshow.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Don't Worry, We're Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 54:40


    After a few weeks off to regroup, the TBKTM team is going cross-continental for our latest episode of the pod. Tune in to find out the answers to some of today's most pressing questions. How is Dan adjusting to a life of solitary confinement in NYC? What is the political consequence to the jamming in of a new supreme court justice? (sneak peek there is none), and who are these undecided voters that Dela's been hanging out with? The TBTKTM is back, sadder and angrier than ever! Remember to Vote.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Must See TV: NBA Playoffs Or The DNC? - August 21st, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 47:49


    Wow a brand new episode of your favorite podcast. Let's find out from Dela (who watched the whole DNC) if it was any good? Also, why is it so hot in LA, and where's Harold?   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production

    "Whose The Real Bully?" - August 13th, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 39:49


    We have a wild episode this week, where we take a trip back in time to right some wrongs. Dan breaks the news about who the new VP is gonna be, and we find out the best slice in NYC.    Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    "What About This Piece Of Paper?" - August 8th, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 52:04


    Another exciting week of the show: James is live in CA, we read of some of our top reviews, and we find out which manuals Trump has been reading. Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    If You Can't Win A Case, Delay It! - July 31st, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 46:05


    In today's episode of the TBTKTM podcast, we find out if Trump can delay the election (Spoiler Alert: He Can't), if Karen Bass is a full-blown Scientologist or just a politician in California, and whether men and women can play sports together (Spoiler Alert: Sometimes).   Find out all these answers and more on this explosive new episode of the TBTKTM podcast!   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    My IQ Is Higher Than Yours - July 22nd, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 47:35


    In this episode of TBTKTM podcast, we find out if the rumors around sugar-free gummy bears are true, how Dela ended up with some mysterious tattoos on his arm, and we answer the age-old question: "Are we over the coronavirus yet?"   Tune in and find out all these answers and more on this weeks out of control new episode. Hopefully, we don't say anything too crazy.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Who Let The Dogs Out? - July 11th, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 43:02


    In this week's episode, we discuss Dan's new dog Harold, along with everyone's favorite human dog, Roger Stone, and his commuted sentence. We also play a few guessing games, like "What's in Dan's green juice?" and "What places does Dan remember traveling to?" Also, has anyone heard of the B-Class Disney movie Princess and the Swan? It's James' favorite. Tune in and find out all these answers and more.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Life, Liberty and Shutdowns - July 2nd, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 40:24


    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite Pod TBTKTM. This week we find out why Dan was following around a bleeding man with a fedora, if 2 paper towels is 1 too many, and whether Trump will finally stand up to Russia? (spoiler alert he will not). Tune in and have a couple laughs during your July 4th weekend, spent like all other weekends during quarantine, from the comfort of your own couch. Stay Safe and remember July 4th is bullshit and black people weren't even notified of their freedom throughout the country until June 19th, 1865 when the news finally reached the country's favorite state, Texas. Sorry, not sorry.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Everything's Bigger in Texas - June 26th, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 38:10


    Uh oh, guess whose back breaking down the hot news of the week. We got Sleepy James and Dela back again for a rousing week of news in Trump's America. Why is Coronavirus spreading throughout the Western and Southern parts of these here United States and what can we do about it? Does this bode well for Trump? Should Dan run for city council? Find out on this week's podcast.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    Sleepy James Has Woke! - Special Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 40:34


    Sleepy James is no longer asleep. Coming to you live from sunny Los Angeles, Sleepy James has managed to stay awake, and give his hot takes on a series of nonsensical topics in this week's special event live episode.   For those of you who can't wait to listen to the whole thing or don't know if it's worth your time to listen to this special event live in LA once in a lifetime episode, here's a sneak peek at some of the hard-hitting topics the TBTKTM team takes on: What is speed racing? Is it the hottest newest water sport to hit Venice Beach? Can you really teach a dog to walk upstairs? And is the hit, new TV show on Netflix, “Blown Away,” worth the watch?   Find out all these answers and more on the TBTKTM special event live in LA with Sleepy James, once in a lifetime episode.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio production.

    June 12th, 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 77:31


    Today's episode features your host Dan and our special guest Dela. Our co-host Sleepy James lived up to his nickname and fell asleep, but this allowed Dan to talk even more, which is something his large ego enjoys. Join us as we discuss everyday topics, like birds, yogurt, and friendships, and then try to tackle the news week by answering the questions: What does Defund the police mean, what happened in Georgia's primary, and did Nascar really ban the confederate flag? Tune in to find out.   Too Big To Keep To Myself is an Influencer Audio Production

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