Toxic Mass Identity

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Mass media and public officials bombard us everyday with terrifying images and sounds rendering us paralyzed with uncertainty. It can be a lot to digest. So don't. Let me do it for you. Pop on this podcast and listen to my partially digested thoughts on the noteworthy events of the week. Listen religiously as I baby bird it all back to you. Spitting nothing but the nutrient dense portions into your hungry ear holes. I promise you will walk away satiated and strengthened by the new herd mentality reality provided on this show as together we work toward achieving our goal... One singular Toxic Mass Identity!

Chris Mikhale

  • Feb 28, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 50m AVG DURATION
  • 15 EPISODES


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Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 46:35


Ep.15 - No longer an "Army of Bun", Indian man stabbed in cock by his own cock, and Lady Gaga's dog walker interviewed

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 39:22


Snowflakes have invaded Texas, Kanye wants his Robert Kardashian hologram back, and Bill Gates wants to wipe out free thinking AND free eating?!

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 61:05


The biggest star of 2020 is re-inventing themself, a make-over for the NFL Championship game, and winter wellness check time for white people

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 76:53


Ep.12 - Target eliminates entire monkey labor workforce, no more cyber sex with Keanu Reeves, and bargain basement buyer uses cheat codes to take down the stock market casino bosses.

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 64:25


Ep.11 - Prominent pillow designer kicked out of Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to smother America in their sleep, the internet is smitten with mittens, and somebody get the Lone Ranger a McRib, a.s.a.p.!

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 32:27


Ep.10 - A moviestar maskhole menaces pharmacy shoppers in L.A., a cat on a hot tin Tesla, and Capital coup crap.

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 46:16


Ep.9 - Sperm banks are struggling to replenish the most abundant element in the world... sperm. Stimulus checks went to the wrong accounts, guess we'll all just continue starving then. The Red Hats invaded the U.S. Capitol like they were giving out free licks of Donald's butthole inside.

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 61:49


Ep.8 - Christrodaumus predictions for 2021... If there is a 2021. The Bill Gates Billionaire Book Club. Top Ten Essential Workers of the Year that were essential to ME!

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 51:26


Ep.7 - The final message from the Zodiac killer has been decoded just in time to put it on his tombstone, Chinese Aviation Administration declares all flight attendants must wear Biden swag, and will Santa put a surprise in our vaccine needles this Christmas? I'm placing my "chips" on yes.

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 57:05


Ep.6 - Mysterious monolith appears in Utah desert, looks around, sees it's shadow and bails. Six more decades of lameness. The McRib is home for Christmas, but do any of us know the true meaning of the McRib? And free period blood plugs in Scotland!

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 43:28


Ep.5 - Are fat, hairy, gay guys gobbling all those expensive Japanese grapes? The sexiest man alive has been selected, the sexiest man dead is still up for grabs. Don't kill yourself just yet though, I think the fix is in for Kobe Bryant this year. And could you be unwittingly defrosting the next pandemic with your Thanksgiving turkey???

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 51:21


Ep.4 - Covid vaccines will be flying off the shelves at your local bodegas, cuffing season is going to look a little different this year, and one celebrity desperately wants to be un-cuffed... from her dad!

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 45:14


Ep.3 - Reasons women shouldn't vote, weed on the ballot, and a new white guy President

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 40:54


Ep.2 - Martian Anarchy, Top Secret Oreo bunker possible post election hideout, and is Walmart trying to deny Americans their 2nd amendment rights?

Toxic Mass Identity

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 46:13


Ep.1 - Major security breach of Trump's Twitter, 4G on the moon, and who's gonna be slingin' that candy this Halloween

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