Uncle Noah

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Are you looking for a biracial friend? Uncle Noah is there for you! His only friend is a subscription to Entertainment Weekly. Won't you come visit with him for a spell?

Noah Warren


    • May 29, 2014 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 34m AVG DURATION
    • 12 EPISODES


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    12. Jessica Alba Prude Pride Parade

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2014 36:59


    This week Uncle Noah takes a dip in a double issue. EW#1313/1314, the Summer Must List! (Must we?) He talks about DSW, Polygamist sex compounds and Mario Kart 8. Grab your beach ball, because I know what you did last summer!

    11. H-B-OH NO!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2014 33:37


    This week Uncle Noah reads the AIDS issue of EW. He is joined by a poor impersonation of Julia Roberts. This podcast is brought to you by Strongbow Gold Apple Hard Cider, the 5% Alcoholic drink that features dead-eyed Stepford college kids who are just searching for real cider for real moments, moments that will take them beyond the international coffee ad of our first world existence. Moments that will give them something to beat the grey of the day, that impending grey that will consume us all if we are not too careful to heed the grey, the grey, the grey, oh God the hours, how can we stand the hours? Virginia Woolf couldn't take it and now she is at the bottom of a river, a river of StrongBow Gold Apple Hard Cider. Real Cider, for real moments. 

    10. Summer Movie Pee-You!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2014 30:18


    Uncle Noah opens some dandelion whine about this summer's 105 new films.   Warning: he just finished watching the finale of True Detective right before recording, so things get kind of bleak. 

    9. Spider-manateen Spirit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2014 37:19


    Uncle Noah gets Emma Stoned over issue #1305 and reveals how his own personal Shining would involve Katy Perry.  Spiderman II, The Good Wife, Crossdressing Frog catchers murder victims, the Joker's Smilex, pretzel M&Ms, and what Kurt Cobain would sound like today. 

    8. Holy Angie-Jolie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2014 37:03


    This week Uncle Noah reads about Angelina Jolie frightening her children on the set of her new film Maleficent. He also diagnoses the Yellow Peanut M&M with P*ssy sickness.   

    7. Sure-locking Ben's Cumberbatch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2014 41:00


    This week Noah grabs his spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch and goes a-sleuthing!  EW issue# 1295 is all about trusting the "b" in 221b Baker Street!

    6. A Ben Afflection for Fincher!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2014 37:55


    This Week Uncle Noah get freaky with coffee filters and Fincher!  EW issue #1294 is all about Gone Girl!

    5. Down Libby's Abbey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2014 40:56


    This week Noah pulls a Beyonce and releases THREE episodes at once! XOXO!!!! We tackle EW Issue #1293, the Ultimate Downton Abbey fan issue! Noah workshops his new character "creepy Grampa" and we all go back to the future with columnist Libby Gelman-Waxner. 

    4. A Christmas Cagle PART II: A Quinto Menagerie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2014 31:46


    We put a bullet in EW's final double issue of 2013 (#1291/1292).  Noah tells a tale of how he once got picked up by Mrs. Christ, during the days when Amy Winehouse walked the Earth. Your Uncle Noah plays "Would You Rather" with Spock and the Judy Garland of Southern Playwrights. 

    3. A Christmas Cagle. PART ONE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2013 28:15


    Uncle Noah missed an Ish! He explains why, and it involves a Neon Press of sorts.  He delves into Entertainment Weekly's special Double Issue (#1291-1292) Garrison Keillor makes an appearance. And so does Roy Orbison.   We visit EW's editor-in-chief's town house And Noah gets possessed by the crinkum crankum of Miley Cyrus.  TO BE CONTINUED>>>>>

    2. Owen Gleiberman, you are my Huckleberry.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2013 30:16


    Hey Kiddo,  Your Uncle Noah loves you.  Thanks for stopping by! Tonight, we're reading from Entertainment Weekly Issue #1289.  It's the Ultimate Best Of 2013 list issue!  Plus, a black kid calls your uncle Noah a Honky this week.  No lie!  

    Unlocking Sandra's Bullock.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2013 27:29


    You uncle Noah is so excited to share Entertainment Weekly Issue 1288. 2013 Entertainers of the Year! We also discuss how to throw a "me party" of Made-for-TV movies. 

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