You Can’t Pick Your Friend’s Nose

Wanna hear a couple of real cool 30-somethings talk about Tik Tok? We knew you would. We're serving' it up on a Tik Tok silver platter. We talk about content and funny stuff and some deep stuff as well, per usual. Just put your headphones in your earholes and listen.

Get on up and dance people. The dads are back and ready to party. There is a bunch to discuss, including some weird facts, Gary Vee, and the whole other ball of wax. Enjoy it! It's free!

Ben Franklin? You bet your sweet bloomers! We mix it up on topics like hobbies, collections, favors, and eBay, plus a healthy amount of our usual nonsense you've come to love and depend on.

Do aliens like Mountain Dew? Did they invent it? If the human race started over completely, would they one day recreate Mountain Dew exactly as it is today? We tackle some hard questions and find out why Jordan can't stop watching TikTok's about conspiracy theories in this edition of YCPYFN. Check, check, check it out.

Imagine stepping into the ring with Andre the Giant... now imagine getting on an airplane with him. We talk about all of this and more in another classic episode of You Can't Pick Your Friend's Nose. Daren also drops a serious piece of life wisdom and words to live by near the end. You'll want to hear that.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! We chat about our Spanish pasts and almond milk futures. We also take a run diagnosing what makes a movie great, what in the world embalming fluid has to do with cows, and what absolute sensory overload looks like in a movie theater.

The boys are back in town and feeling' fly. We discuss paparazzi, Harry Potter, vacation spots and forget-me-nots. And a little bit if everything in between like you've come to know and love. Please enjoy.

We talk about receding hairlines, confidence, certain bodily functions, and just have an all-around good ol' time.

This week your favorite boys discuss ketchup being used as medicine and recall some the most useless things we've ever memorized. We touch on philosophy as well, but just a touch...

Oh no! Someone put beets on the salad bar at Sizzler... Sounds like an old fashioned Salad Accident. Listen closely as your favorite boys all about personal relationships, Roman emperors, yummy salad toppings, and that one time Daren pooped his pants at Scout camp.

We're back and better than ever. Your old best friends are back on the mics and laying it down. Yes, we were gone for a minute, but we still love you and we always will. We talk about a few highs and lows from the last couple years, and get the old random word generator out of the attic for some good times. Enjoy the reunion!

This is our first episode with beeps, but not for the reason you think. We keep it classy per usual. We’re a little vulnerable and a lot weird, per usual. Basically, it’s just a whole lot more of your favorite stuff from your favorite boys. We talk about worlds and months, Seinfeld and China. Things get rowdy, and we spill drinks everywhere.

Where you at? We right here. The boys are back in town and having old school deep conversations. We talk about boards, trust, monopoly, and what it means to be a leader. We're glad you're here. Stay awhile. Have a free podcast on us.

The ol’ random topic generator gives us another deep one… we can’t tame the machine. We talk bout baseball, sorrow, emotions, and our future home libraries. It’s a good balance of the usual riff-raff you’ve come to expect.

Somehow we end up talking about the devil this week... and we have heaps of fun. It's another classic with your homeboys. We get into morning routines, what it means to be a celebrity, and a strange encounter at the Barnes & Noble book establishment.

Whoopsie. This one went long, friends. We hit you with some deep thoughts this time around... We talk about proposing to our wives, beautiful beards, and encourage you all to budget yo money. There's also plenty of the usual fireside chatter you've come to expect from ya boys. You just might learn somethin' about somethin'.

Wanna be like Mike? We’ve been fixin’ to make an episode with our dear friend, and it finally happened. Complete destruction ensues. We have a real hootenanny talkin’ about small towns, blowin' stuff up, and just tryin’ to be good folks.

We have a blast with our first guest, Natalie! We also set a new record for episode length. Yer gunna love it. We talk about oars and bands. It's a real hoot.

We talk about time. Things get deep and heavy a lil' bit. You may like it.

It's been awhile, sailors. We got weird and went hard in the paint. But, we're alright.

From Michael Phelps to the ditch out back, your boys talk about all things swimming. Also, we found out Jordan really isn't a big fan of James Harden. Who knew?

Your boys are finally in the saddle, and things get weird. Lots of talk about how this podcast came to be, picking your nose, NOT picking your friend's nose, and some thoughts on kindness and perspective. Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy!