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PORTLAND, Ore. - Reverend Phil's Film Fest, Bike Porn 2- "BikeXploitation" is showing next Friday at the Clinton Street Theater. See the trailer at Bikesmut.com. CrankMyChain! might even have something in the line-up, but either way I'm sure the festival of bicycle pornography will blow your mind and perhaps other things. What is Bike Porn? It's not just bikes on bikes. I'll say that. Are you offended by graphic sexual images and suggestion? Don't go. It's all very sex positive (at least it was last year) but some flicks even challenged my sensibilities. I occasionally like to have my sensibilities challenged. If you go, be sure to CrankMyChain! And then hold onto your shorts or, better yet, take them off - because at Saturday the 14th at 11:59PM Portland goes on the World Naked Bike Ride. It all starts the the Pedalpalooza Kick Off Dance Party (Track 7, NW 30th Ave and Industrial St) - Watch out for train tracks they love to throw cyclists. Find out more at Shift2Bikes.org Attached is my song Going on a Naked Bike Ride.
Another from the BikeXploitation promo series shot during Feburary's Midnight Mystery Ride. Find out more about the Bike Porn East Coast Tour and BikePorn 2.0 at www.bikesmut.com. Directed and Edited by RevPhil. Camera, Tech, and Theme Music by Dan Kaufman. CrankMyChain! CycleTV is produced and distrubuted by PDXK.TV and the Disco Trike.
PORTLAND, OR - Live performances and brand new content cap off the most intense evening of cinematic cyclical sex ever. The last time it played 500 sexy bikers tried to fit inside the Clinton St Theater. Half of them didn't make it. 9 PM Friday July 27. $6. CST Owner Seth Sonstein says: "it is a masterful work of filth" Below is a sneak preview of what you see at Bike Porn 2.0. Here we have soft-core bike on bike, bike on man, woman on man, porn action in Jef's Steel Framed Lover. For those of you perverts who need more "action" your bike porn - don't worry. Reverend Phil has Bike Porn 2.0 it all cooked up to please and offend.
PORTLAND, OR - Lately we have been playing some Bike Porn featurettes on CrankMyChain! and there has been a something a backlash against this new form of bikerotic expression. In this video a noted velo-sociologist Seymour Snorkelburger discusses his concerns with bike porn.
Vancouver, BC - Here's another featurette that played at Rev Phil's Bike Porn. It's from the same producer as You Never Bike Alone. I really enjoyed the images (fixies, minis, talls, choppers, strippers, stunts) and music ("Yeah She Likes Kinky Things" by Lagos Disco Machine).
PORTLAND, OR - Here is a quick slice from the Bike Porn Fest and The Midnight Mystery ride from Friday June 8th, 2007. This video is does not include pornography. If you are looking for that the world wide web awaits. RevPhil's Bike Porn, however, did contain pornography. The "pornography of the bicycle" and all the permutations you might think that means, some you wouldn't expect, and some you, perhaps, we're not ready for. Was it exploitive of bicycles? Yes, but they seemed to enjoy it. Without question, though, the audience was pleased. In the next few weeks I will play a few selected clips from the showing but you really ought to encourage the bad reverend to re-screen it in Portland or take it on the road to your hometown. BikePorn and the Midnight Mystery Ride were part of Pedalpalooza; Portland's 2+ weeks of bikey fun which currently runs through June 23rd. Stay tuned to CrankMyChain! for more Pedalpalooza videos!
News for this week This weekend’s race results, plus what’s up next week. IM New Zealand race preview. Bevan and John in The Press Flicker gets 2nd at the AT&T Austin Marathon Amazing article about drugs. Meet John and Bevan in Taupo: Thurs, Fri 2-3pm at Blue Seventy. High 5 Tourist Tips for Taupo 1 The tongararo crossing- a one day walk which takes you through sunning scenary. 2 A tandem skydive at the taupo skydive centre- they can watch you from 12000ft as they plummet to earth. 3 White water rafting- a number of world class rapids are near to taupo offering cold wet fun for all levels. 4 Walk around craters of the moon- just a few miles away is a great little park which allows you to walk around and see the geothermal past of taupo area. 5 A good old trusty new zealand bungy jump- what more can i say. Product Review Center The Stretching Handbook has gained a reputation as one of the most user friendly publications on stretching, flexibility and sports injury prevention. It's been endorsed by some of the biggest names in the health and fitness industry, and received rave reviews and testimonials from hundreds of satisfied customers worldwide. Website of the Week Duncan Whyte sent us through this link to some bike porn from the tour of California. It would be nice to be in a cycling team where you get this stuff for free! Click here to see the page: Bike Porn. Blog We’re asking for honesty this week! This weeks question is: would you take drugs if you knew you weren’t going to get detected and it would make you one of the top athletes in the world? Click here to go to the page then click on ‘comment’ to add you goals. This week’s websites Website of the week: Bike Porn. Other sites: IM Malaysia, Ficker in Austin, Jo Lawns blog, IM ironing board, Landis rap, Amazing article about drugs. Where to get the older shows if you don’t have itunes: http://ironmantalk.libsyn.com/ When you are there click on the grey word ‘Pod’ next to each shows episode. Questions & Answers We have loads of questions to cover this week. If you have any questions email us at: ironmantalk@gmail.com