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Welcome to The Nonlinear Library, where we use Text-to-Speech software to convert the best writing from the Rationalist and EA communities into audio. This is: Use the Try Harder, Luke, published by Eliezer Yudkowsky on the LessWrong. "When there's a will to fail, obstacles can be found." —John McCarthy I first watched Star Wars IV-VI when I was very young. Seven, maybe, or nine? So my memory was dim, but I recalled Luke Skywalker as being, you know, this cool Jedi guy. Imagine my horror and disappointment, when I watched the saga again, years later, and discovered that Luke was a whiny teenager. I mention this because yesterday, I looked up, on Youtube, the source of the Yoda quote: "Do, or do not. There is no try." Oh. My. Cthulhu. Along with the Youtube clip in question, I present to you a little-known outtake from the scene, in which the director and writer, George Lucas, argues with Mark Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker: Luke: All right, I'll give it a try. Yoda: No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. Luke raises his hand, and slowly, the X-wing begins to rise out of the water—Yoda's eyes widen—but then the ship sinks again. Mark Hamill: "Um, George..." George Lucas: "What is it now?" Mark: "So... according to the script, next I say, 'I can't. It's too big'." George: "That's right." Mark: "Shouldn't Luke maybe give it another shot?" George: "No. Luke gives up, and sits down next to Yoda—" Mark: "This is the hero who's going to take down the Empire? Look, it was one thing when he was a whiny teenager at the beginning, but he's in Jedi training now. Last movie he blew up the Death Star. Luke should be showing a little backbone." George: "No. You give up. And then Yoda lectures you for a while, and you say, 'You want the impossible'. Can you remember that?" Mark: "Impossible? What did he do, run a formal calculation to arrive at a mathematical proof? The X-wing was already starting to rise out of the swamp! That's the feasibility demonstration right there! Luke loses it for a second and the ship sinks back—and now he says it's impossible? Not to mention that Yoda, who's got literally eight hundred years of seniority in the field, just told him it should be doable—" George: "And then you walk away." Mark: "It's his friggin' spaceship! If he leaves it in the swamp, he's stuck on Dagobah for the rest of his miserable life! He's not just going to walk away! Look, let's just cut to the next scene with the words 'one month later' and Luke is still raggedly standing in front of the swamp, trying to raise his ship for the thousandth time—" George: "No." Mark: "Fine! We'll show a sunset and a sunrise, as he stands there with his arm out, straining, and then Luke says 'It's impossible'. Though really, he ought to try again when he's fully rested—" George: "No." Mark: "Five goddamned minutes! Five goddamned minutes before he gives up!" George: "I am not halting the story for five minutes while the X-wing bobs in the swamp like a bathtub toy." Mark: "For the love of sweet candied yams! If a pathetic loser like this could master the Force, everyone in the galaxy would be using it! People would become Jedi because it was easier than going to high school." George: "Look, you're the actor. Let me be the storyteller. Just say your lines and try to mean them." Mark: "The audience isn't going to buy it." George: "Trust me, they will." Mark: "They're going to get up and walk out of the theater." George: "They're going to sit there and nod along and not notice anything out of the ordinary. Look, you don't understand human nature. People wouldn't try for five minutes before giving up if the fate of humanity were at stake." Thanks for listening. To help us out with The Nonlinear Library or to learn more, please visit nonlinear.org.
Before we Escape from the Death Star, we need to ask: where was Luke’s Lightsaber in the stormtrooper disguise? And before we do that, we wonder about John Williams' mind, and hear his new Galaxy’s Edge music and it changes us into weeping barbarians. We only have the soundtracks, but can you imagine what it's like to be inside of John Williams' mind, inside the head of the man who creates those soundtracks?! Epic-ness occurring in every moment. Plus, one of the weirdest NeedEm GotEms ever and the best voicemail you've ever heard on a podcast, ever. Get your ponchos and get ready to party at Chris and Joe's! The Star Wars party starts NOW! It's time for Brews and Blasters. Show Notes Top shelf whiskey is a lot like action figure collecting Guess who’s back in the game as a consultant! Happy birthday George Lucas What would Chris and Joe be doing if there wasn’t Star Wars Johnny Williams is scoring The Rise of Skywalker! A review of the Galaxy’s Edge symphonic suite What does the mind of John Williams sound like? It must be amazing The Rise of Skywalker international titles Lootcrate Endor Box Hoodie, Hat, Poncho, Wallet, and more! Backward baseball caps? Hasbro’s Star Wars: The Retro Collection The entire wave +the Escape from the Death Star game + Grand Moff Tarkin The stakes have been raised on opening the Tarkin figure! Details next time The Vintage Collection Han (Stormtrooper Disguise) Black Series Luke Skywalker (Stormtrooper Disguise) Where’s Luke’s lightsaber when he’s on the Death Star? We want to hear the story of the Dianoga (hint: it’s coming!) Imperial Jumptrooper Let’s talk about acrylic cases. Preorder! SH Figuarts Boba Fett RotJ Joe preordered a Pop and hates himself The greatest voicemail we’ve ever received. Links Join Our Community: Discord Server Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Stitcher | Google Play | Soundcloud | iHeart Radio | TuneIn | RSS RetroZap Podcast Network: Apple Podcasts | Google Play | RSS Social: BrewsAndBlasters.ninja | Facebook | Facebook Group | Twitter | Instagram Email: brewsandblasters@retrozap.com Voicemail: (978) 219-6688 T-Shirts: TeePublic Store Support Brews and Blasters If you like the show, please leave us an iTunes review. It helps, honestly, because more people will find the show. And if you take the time, we'll really, really appreciate it. Plus, you'll win an Oppo Award! Support These Things, Too Go to JediNews and Fantha Tracks for ALL your Star Wars information! And, for the best Star Wars podcast reviews out there, head over to Roqoo Depot.
Where were you in 1987? We were watching Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, but out in sunny California, there was the first ever official Star Wars convention!! This week Jason and Gabe are talking to Richard Woloski from Skywalking Through Neverland about his adventures at this mysterious con! What were panels? Who were the guests? What did Richard ask George Lucas? What was it like being a fan in 87? Is Karate Kid 3 worth watching? Can you catch a cold from Lucas? Tune in for all these questions and more!! PLUS: the big Episode IX casting announcement freak out! So drink your water, sneak around backstage and celebrate the love with BLAST POINTS! Listen to Skywalking Through Neverland! https://skywalkingthroughneverland.com Skywalking Through Neverland's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMeoYh3_lrkf-F7AsvAKgYg C-3PO & R2-D2 at Celebration 0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mN0hnmHVB8 Darth Vader at Celebration 0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T442pUhdRkc Blast Points t-shirts are now available! Get them here: www.etsy.com/shop/Gibnerd?section_id=21195481 Starlog Magazine Archive: https://archive.org/details/starlogmagazine visit the Blast Points website! www.blastpointspodcast.com reviews! comics! recipes, articles and tons more! if you dug the show please leave BLAST POINTS a review on iTunes and share the show with friends! If you leave an iTunes review, we will read it on a future episode! honestly! talk to Blast Points on twitter at @blast_points leave feedback, comments or ideas for shows! also like Blast Points on Facebook for news on upcoming shows and links to some of the stuff we talk about in the show!! Join the Blast Points Super Star Wars Chill Group here www.facebook.com/groups/BlastPointsGroup/ we are also on Instagram! Wow! your hosts are Jason Gibner & Gabe Bott! contact BLAST POINTS at contact@blastpointspodcast.com send us show ideas, feedback, voice messages or whatever! May the Force be with you, always.
Today’s guest has been so supportive in our promotional efforts and I love her energy! Culinary Events Manager Rachelle Boucher, is probably one of the most passionate people I know. She really puts 110% percent into her job and you’ll learn throughout the interview all of the interesting experiences she’s been a part of. Before being a wonderful Event Planner at Miele, she was actually a private chef for the one and only George Lucas. If you’re interested in being a private chef, she brings a lot of good pointers here including how she got found and what he likes to eat. Rochelle also tells you how to create wonderful events and how an amazing team can make your work feel like play. I was actually lucky enough to visit Rachelle at Miele’s showroom in San Francisco. I enjoyed a steam pressed automated coffee and a cookie and Rochelle toured me around the showroom. Amazing stuff. I’ve never seen such high class appliances. Imagine a microwave that acts as an oven, and then acts as a steam box! It’s crazy! The beauty in forging relationships like this is that I can connect others. Rochelle was really interested in food science and I was able to connect them with the Northern California IFT Section! I raved about this awesome place to Erin Evers, Russ Nishikawa’s employee (episode 25) and they are now making a crazy awesome event at their showroom. If you enjoyed this episode, please, sign up on our email list at myfoodjobrocks.com, like us on facebook, rate and review on itunes, and share with your friends. If you show interest in being interviewed, know someone who would be a great interviewer, or would like to join our team of volunteers, make sure to email us at podcast@myfoodjobrocks.com. Key Takeaways Why Rachelle is so excited about Miele appliances Our discussion about San Francisco’s foodie scene How to get a private chef job with George Lucas What makes a good culinary event Question Summary When someone asks what you do for a living: Culinary Events Manager for the Miele Showroom in San Francisco; Cooking Teacher, Event Planner, Content Creator How You Got to Where You Are Today: I started in Art school and worked in the restaurant industry My Food Job Rocks: My company is amazing and my team is incredible Favorite Food Technology: Home appliances using steam, sous vide, induction; INNIT – Internet of Things Favorite Quote: Julia Child: Never ever apologize for your food Favorite Book: The Recipe Writer’s Handbook, Harold McGee On Food and Cooking Favorite Food: Vietnamese Food Any Advice for anyone going into your field?: Get your degree. It can make you creative; Find mentors Where can we find you?: Linkedin, Instagram, flavor agent: twitter: flavor agent Other Links Miele Experience Centers Push-button Coffee Steam technology Cooking Classes Induction Cooking Intro to Steam Cooking Masterchef Program Working as a waitress at a cocktail bar Private Chef George Lucas Villroy and Boch – Isabelle Von Boch Anise Nick Ord
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