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A stolen strongbox, a blameworthy Marshal Brown and an unconscious Ruby Buckaroo are all headed to an explosive finale.
The Blister and Bucket Highly First-Rate Theatrical Show decides to have their performance in the General Wilfred Cackleberry Memorial Bank, which conveniently holds the strongbox eyed by the Doc and Colonel. Marshal Brown, anxious to act in the show, is clueless — as is Ruby Buckaroo, but that's because she's collapsed again.
The Doc and Colonel arrange to employ a little red flower and some dynamite to dispose of Ruby Buckaroo. But at least Marshal Brown is cured of “Hoofbeats in His Heart.”
After an unconscious Ruby Buckaroo is quickly dispatched from Pencil Pointe, she just as quickly returns, hell-bent on revenge against Marshal Brown. And another theatrical venue is reduced to splinters.
The Doc and Colonel devise a dastardly scheme involving a strongbox and an unsuspecting Marshal Brown, all as Kody Kyoffee has now fallen for the Marshal. Oh, and did we mention that Ruby Buckaroo and her horse are galloping like the wind with an irate bank president and his posse from the town of Wobbly Hills close behind?
Ruby Buckaroo, The Bandit Queen of the Cowboys, collapses from a mysterious illness. Traveling showmen Doc Blister and Colonel Charles Tucker Bucket provide a questionable diagnosis – that it's a reaction to Marshal Shiloh Brown, who is contagious with “Hoofbeats in His Heart.”
The Broken Dinner Plate gang finally possess Skunkweed Sam’s full treasure map, Ruby Buckaroo ponders the bothersome Hoofbeats in Her Heart for both Ramón José and Marshal Brown, while the United States Cavalry and Captain Freep attend to the collapse of the Arka-Bobba-Teeter-Tayter Bridge
The United States Cavalry rides to the rescue of the town of Really Rubber Gulch as remaining gang members Ramón José and Jackrabbit Red are also misguidedly deputized by Captain Freep. Permitting law officer Ruby Buckaroo, the Bandit Queen of the Cowboys, to free Marshal Brown from his jail cell for a second time.
Ruby Buckaroo and her fellow Broken Dinner Plate gang member Margaret the Marauder are erroneously deputized by Captain Freep. The other half of the gang, Ramón José and Jackrabbit Red, are in hot pursuit of Marshal Shiloh Brown as their horses race over the Arka-Bobba-Teeter-Tayter Bridge.
Almost a victim of Ramón José but freed from his jail cell by Ruby Buckaroo, Marshal Brown is forced to ride with the Broken Dinner Plate Gang to recover the missing treasure map fragment.
Threatened by his superior officer Captain Leonardo Freep, Marshal Brown arrests Ruby Buckaroo. Meanwhile, Ramón José (El Bandido de la Melodía, the Melody Bandit) is hunting down the Marshal to recover his missing piece of Skunkweed Sam’s treasure map. Which the Marshal has since mailed to Mosquito Junction.
Is it possible that a dashing bandit rekindles a stampede of Hoofbeats in My Heart within the innards of Ruby Buckaroo, the Bandit Queen of the Cowboys? Or that Marshal Shiloh Brown holds the missing piece of Skunkweed Sam’s treasure map that is so eagerly sought by The Broken Dinner Plate Gang? Of which Ruby is a member?
Marshall Shiloh Brown escapes his re-confinement as Ruby Buckaroo travels into a goldmine for some clues.
The pursuer is pursued as Marshall Shiloh Brown is chased by the entire town of West Buzzard’s Bottom, with Ruby Buckaroo leveling very serious charges indeed.
Sheriff Huck Buckskin dumps Marshall Brown into the fearsome jaws of justice as a heartbroken Ruby Buckaroo teeters on the edge of the great beyond.
A captured Ruby Buckaroo takes to the dance floor of the Clem W. M’Dew School House and Horse Barn, forming an awkward love-triangle with her arresting officer, Marshall Shiloh Brown, and her very jealous ex-suitor Sheriff Huck Buckskin.
Marshall Brown is sufficiently recovered from the stampeding Hoofbeats in His heart to form a posse. His hunt for Ruby Buckaroo is impeded by the stampeding hoofbeats of an actual herd of cattle.
HOOFBEATS IN MY HEART – EPISODE 1 PREVIEW (COMEDY) Hoofbeats in My Heart presents a colorful and comic musical tale of an unlikely love triangle that plays out against the cactus and sagebrush of the old West. The dedicated and stout-hearted Marshall Shiloh Brown journeys forth on a single-minded mission to capture Ruby Buckaroo, the Bandit Queen of the Cowboys. When the pursuer and pursued eventually cross paths, the Marshall unwillingly succumbs to a severe case of Hoofbeats in His Heart. Complicating this awkward love match between lawfulness and lawbreaking is the not-too-tightly-wound Sheriff Huck Buckskin, citizen of the ramshackle town of West Buzzard’s Bottom and yet another representative of justice who is also madly in love with the elusive and delinquent Ruby Buckaroo. Through a series of captures and releases, near misses and near kisses, the lasso-crossed lovers gallop across the Wild West mountains and plains of this tuneful audio western, encountering an assortment of offbeat characters who support both the law and the outlaw – but ultimately believe in the triumph of love. TO LISTEN TO MORE FREE EPISODES – Click On The Link Below Hoofbeats In My Heart Website: http://www.hoofbeatsinmyheart.net/podcast/
HOOFBEATS IN MY HEART – EPISODE 2 PREVIEW (COMEDY) Hoofbeats in My Heart presents a colorful and comic musical tale of an unlikely love triangle that plays out against the cactus and sagebrush of the old West. The dedicated and stout-hearted Marshall Shiloh Brown journeys forth on a single-minded mission to capture Ruby Buckaroo, the Bandit Queen of the Cowboys. When the pursuer and pursued eventually cross paths, the Marshall unwillingly succumbs to a severe case of Hoofbeats in His Heart. Complicating this awkward love match between lawfulness and lawbreaking is the not-too-tightly-wound Sheriff Huck Buckskin, citizen of the ramshackle town of West Buzzard’s Bottom and yet another representative of justice who is also madly in love with the elusive and delinquent Ruby Buckaroo. Through a series of captures and releases, near misses and near kisses, the lasso-crossed lovers gallop across the Wild West mountains and plains of this tuneful audio western, encountering an assortment of offbeat characters who support both the law and the outlaw – but ultimately believe in the triumph of love. TO LISTEN TO MORE FREE EPISODES – Click On The Link Below Hoofbeats In My Heart Website: http://www.hoofbeatsinmyheart.net/podcast/
The Marshall presents a warrant calling for the immediate arrest of Ruby Buckaroo. But Ruby, Sheriff Huck Buckskin and the entire town of West Buzzard’s Bottom see it a little differently.
Marshall Shiloh Brown enters the town of West Buzzard's Bottom in hot pursuit of Ruby Buckaroo, The Bandit Queen of the Cowboys