AJ & McCall Drop The Mic

When someone loses their Roomba, who better to ask than the expert McCall? It's not a bad sign that every rich person is trying to get to space an the internet has ranked the places best to survive at if all of society collapses, right? AJ knows he'd flaunt his medal if he won one AND THEN went to college. McCall is less concerned about the teenagers that have won losing them. Just because you know the answer in your relationship doesn't mean you shouldn't ask. What confessions will be in Cache Valley Secrets for the Debate At 8? The worst summer smells seem obvious, but McCall's best summer smells are a surprise.

Once you've been with someone for a minute you definitely learn their likes and dislikes, but what happens when you skip the asking step because you know what they'll say? One listener has found themselves in hot water over it and AJ & McCall say it's not worth it. Cache Valley Secrets tests your sportsmanship, power of name association and more. What do you need to confess?

Story #1 - Suspect got arrested after a group of horses chased him down Story #2 - Robber deposited $50 in his credit union, then came back and stole over $100,000 Story #3 - Guy shot at his fridge in self-defense...after a soda exploded

As big proponents of special cups are AJ & McCall excited about a nostalgic cup returning for sale? Who can fault you for shooting your shot with an Olympian, but why would a news crew interview an ex? McCall breaks down the science of what foods will generally be better in day two, but it really was all about her starting the charcuterie board trend. One listener is going to have an 'extended try on' period for a dress, but her husband says it's wrong. Not that anyone should take their cue from celebrities, but what is your child cleaning policy for the Debate At 8? A listener submitted a 'Would You Rather' and the choices are no sleep or terror.

Have AJ & McCall's attitudes changed towards high school reunions? One listener plans the ultimate flex for theirs yet has her heart set on a dress that's too expensive. Is it wrong to buy it, wear it once and then return it? Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis bathe themselves and their kids very little and AJ's pretty sure his mom always told him that kids were inherently sticky. What's the child cleaning policy?

Story #1 - Somebody keeps calling librarians and asks them to read boring legal stuff Story #2 - A deli took down a marque identifying a police trap Story #3 - Drunk guy dared his mom to run him over...and she did

the list of 30 most stressful things in life wasn't very serious, but what is the small thing that stresses you out? Who thinks of walking a hamster wheel across the ocean? If McCall could ban a celebrity from her house it would be Nicholas Cage and AJ thinks that's a good idea for her sake. How important can a name really be when it comes to dating? Does every couple inevitably end up having one person be the point of contact for the Debate At 8? What is the toughest Olympic sport to do? 

What's in a name? A listener believes they have the top story when it comes to getting dumped. Would AJ & McCall date someone who had the same name as a family member? When it comes to couples, does one inevitably become the messenger (as in the point of contact for everyone)? It seems somewhat inevitable to just recognize a serious couple as one entity but AJ's family still gets mad about it.

Story #1 - Guy arrested over a dispute about either watching Monk or cartoons Story #2 - Police caught a serial pooper who was actually their number 2 subject Story #3 - An armed thief tried to rob a certain shop and was beaten by a...'toy'

AJ puts aside his cynicism because one parents bragging on Facebook actually is Feel Good Tuesday. Where are people hiring hit men from? What's worse, going to a wedding with a family member you can't stand or working with an ex? McCall finds out AJ's phone might be possessed by an old poet? 'Am I a Jerk?' court is in session for two listeners pleading their case over birthday money and borrowed trucks for the Debate At 8. The 30 most stressful events in life show, life isn't so bad.

There's no one that would pass up being one of those television judges. Have you seen the money Judge Judy makes? Two listeners left voicemails for the AJ & McCall 'Jerk Court' pleading their innocence. Anyone else's friends and family make a stink about money as a birthday gift? How far does the truck owner 'agreement' go when it comes to helping people move?

Story #1 - Two prison guards were held hostage for nine hours because prisoners wanted pizza Story #2 - Guy has been harassing women, asking if they want foot massages...despite no arms Story #3 - Guy reported a fake armed robbery to get out of his fast food shift

San Francisco is wasting money on trash cans, while Cache Valley has pumpkins out already? Was a seagull lost in New Jersey? No popcorn for ten years?! Seems a bit extreme but every parent has their 'fun police' moments, including AJ & McCall's. Vent your rage AND help the environment, what a great idea! A few people have made a stink about skateboarding being in the Olympics but AJ & McCall like it, and think more should be added. That includes a few they could win gold in. Do you lie for a friend's reference? Do workplaces even call references anymore?

Several new sports were added to the Olympics, including skateboarding, which seems to be catching some flak for some reason. AJ is curious though, why other sports aren't added like foosball? If you could add a sport to the Olympics you'd win gold in, what would it be? Good gosh McCall is gonna set a record for her medal count!

Story #1 - Guy got pulled over for a jenky license plate and had a box of Frosted Flakes that wasn't cereal Story #2 - Guy showing off his new gun at the bar shot himself in the torso Story #3 - Guy showed up at the wrong house party, got belligerent and was arrested for drunk driving

Who doesn't put condiments first on their hot dog buns? AJ's friend came up with an interesting idea for sunscreen, which McCall says is good but doesn't want to see happen. Cache Valley Secrets is your way to vent about something weighing on you, including AJ & McCall. Family, can't live with 'em and can't live without 'em. Why would a boyfriend avoid introducing his girlfriend to his father? Can you fire your brother best man for the Debate At 8? Is 'Follow your passion' good career advice?

There's no set time frame for when the significant other meets the parents, but there's no denying it's an indicator of seriousness in the relationship. One listener doesn't understand why her boyfriend hasn't taken her to meet his dad, even when he hangs out with him. AJ has avoided a parent meeting with his girlfriend. Can you fire a family member from your wedding? McCall says she thinks others would have been better Maids of Honor at her sister's wedding.

Story #1 - Someone broke into a house and rearranged the taxidermied animals Story #2 - Woman caught skinny dipping in someone's pool was caught with paraphernalia, but it was her friend's Crackhead Chris Story #3 - Guy was denied trying to steal three tacos from Taco Bell

How many emails does the average person use in their lifetime?! How great would it be to have your own private jet or private island? But what if you just had those and not the money? The AJ & McCall Show believes in towel equality. Tattling is bad and being a look out is good, yet AJ is WAY more comfortable with the tattling scenario in his life. Also, watch out because McCall has the dirt for the Debate At 8. If you're near a historic landmark or a pool maybe keep your eyes on the road?

There is a clear difference between tattling and being a look out, but AJ isn't uncomfortable with the tattling opportunity he's advising a friend on. How many bail outs, how many times would you have to catch your coworker in a lie about their sick days before you'd rat on them? McCall has kept the receipts. That was easy, but being a neighborhood look out is a little more questionable for the Debate At 8. 

Story #1 - Guy said his bag of drugs were ingredients to bake a cake, he lied Story #2 - Lady tried to drive off in an ambulance after stealing four rolls of Mentos Story #3 - Woman was arrested for beating herself up to win a $12 bet

How is it both AJ & McCall both had the same Florida Or Not story lingering in their head yesterday? Why were On Star commercials so serious? Men may have more weird ways to make friends, but women take the number one way. Could you be friends with the other part of the love triangle if your significant other was stepping out? The internet only exists for people to get mad. Pay it forward chains are bullying? Wifey is now demeaning? What is going on in the Debate At 8. What Olympic event is the one you're most looking forward to?

Pretty sure people exist on the internet just to find things to get mad about. One listener has a problem with pay it forward chains, they're bullying and peer pressure. AJ & McCall try and sort that one out but are completely lost at how wifey became demeaning. How do the work wives address each other?

Story #1 - Man got a DUI for driving a drone under the influence Story #2 - Guy tried to escaped from the cops by floating on a log down a river Story #3 - Lady tried to steal car during a test drive, not realizing it had an On-Star

It has been scientifically proven the pandemic was an ACTUAL pain in the butt. Why did it take so long for a food product to come up with a kid disguise?! AJ can't believe his friend suggested his parents would be covering for him when he heads home, just because he's heading home. It can't be very often a little kid and AJ have the exact same language, but McCall needs to help deal with bad language for the Debate At 8. Who doesn't love the game 'Think Fast' especially with frayed brains.

Never will there be an age where parents are comfortable with their kids cursing, but especially at six. One parent has overheard conversations between her daughter and friend and wants to step in to correct the language. McCall is pulling double duty though, because AJ has the exact same issue. Someone in passing mentioned AJ needs to clean up his language in the building, so...how?

Story #1 - Scorned ex stole their ex's car, committed 50 traffic violations and was caught speeding Story #2 - Guy stole 35 candles and could be facing 30-35 felonies Story #3 - Felon featured on Facebook's 'Most Wanted' page commented and gets caught

We all know the answer to 'Can Utah handle spice?' Shark experts are going after the wrong people if they want to change the perception of 'shark negative encounters.' Also, we're not calling them that. Just in case, AJ & McCall go through the tips to survive a shark attack and come up with nothing. Just because your wife needs something DOESN'T mean you get it for her as a present. Does using "I'm a private person." show you're a player. AJ has a friend that says so, but McCall is more on the fence for the Debate At 8. Who washes gift shirts before giving them away?

One listener finds himself in hot water after getting the vacuum he knew his wife wanted...for her 40th birthday. AJ & McCall could not stop cringing at doing it as a birthday gift, though one listener doesn't see an issue with it. Does the statement "I'm a private person." automatically make someone a player? AJ's friend says yes, while another make AJ think differently about an ex.

Story #1 - Guy was arrested for fighting an alligator to teach a lesson Story #2 - Suspicious package locked down a bridge for three hours...it was a liposuction machine Story #3 - Guy was arrested for breaking into a stadium and trying to steal 29 beers

Everyone knows scammers are bad people trying to steal right? Ice cream, best summer treat and mac n cheese is soul food so OF COURSE we'd try to combine them! A majority of relationships start as friends, so AJ has some advice but of course McCall is trying to tell him he's wrong. Why is the measure of a man what he can do with his hands? Why does family tend to hijack big events for the Debate At 8? Did our parents actually have style?

How many men feel confident in their hands when it comes to handiwork? One listener caught some flak for not being able to fix his garbage disposal. McCall can't believe people are still being this archaic, while AJ thinks it's commendable for being able to admit what you don't know. When it comes to those big life events it's quite the dance to try and keep family happy. One listener had a miscommunication for the birth of his baby and the parents and in-laws are coming at different times. Will feelings be hurt?

Story #1 - Man steals his girlfriend's ring, pawns it and buys her an engagement ring Story #2 - Guy calls in a bomb threat to work because he's 'having a bad day' Story #3 - Woman puts multiples in danger, including her daughter, as she drives recklessly at high speeds, through stoplights to test her faith

(McCall Out Sick) 2021 looks like it could be the year of the walk out in fast food. The Florida Or Not winner said he could see AJ or McCall calling in a bomb threat because of fees and AJ says no...it'd be the economy minus class. What idiot would steal something Doritos and not take care of the evidence?! AJ feels bad his girlfriend had her taste buds altered, but isn't sad about getting all the cheese. What are the questions you always respond with 'No.' to? For AJ it was divorce parties, but in trying to figure out how to help his friend he may change his mind for the Debate At 8. There's no one besides Producer Butterz that puts socks on first after the shower right?

(McCall Out Sick) Starting with with the absolute no's to questions like "Do you want pickles?" "Want to ride a carnival ride?" a new one came up for AJ with another glass shattering adult experience. AJ says there's no reason for divorce parties, they're spiteful, but has no idea how to cheer up his friend going through a divorce, the first he has experience with his peers as an adult. Somehow this comes full circle to a version of a party.

Story #1 - Guy lied about jumping out of a bridge to get out of traffic, did it, hurt himself and still got cited Story #2 - Taco Bell employees decided to play with fireworks in the store, locked themselves out and did over $30,000 in damage Story #3 - Man shut down an airport after calling in a fake bomb threat because of a carry-on fee

What a breakthrough for AJ to NOT bash pickle lovers. Of course everyone would want teeth jewelry to remember a loved one. AJ & McCall agree, especially after the carnival almost accident went viral, they're probably done with carnival/fair rides. AJ will be taking a road trip with a friend soon he never has before, but what are the unwritten rules? One dad listener wants to break tradition because he doesn't like his daughter's girlfriend and AJ & McCall say he has to give him a chance...then maybe tell him he sucks for the Debate At 8. Common Law Pet Adoption should be a thing...or McCall just wants to steal the pet she wants.

Vacations are definitely back on the table, but if you want more control it has to be a road trip. AJ is pondering doing one with someone he never has before, so what are the unwritten rules? And remember, AJ & McCall are no doctors. A tale as old as time, dad doesn't like his daughter's boyfriend. One listener wants to break a family tradition and McCall says he can't but can say he sucks if he does.

Story #1 - Guy stole a bunch of stuff from the store and got caught returning something he didn't want Story #2 - 15-year-old home with three other kids babysitting chased away someone breaking in with a samurai store Story #3 - Guy stole beef jerky and got busted with drugs

Begrudgingly, the AJ & McCall ACTUALLY has to side with Heinz for once. Don't throw out your kids toys, that could be retirement money! The stories are amazing when someone finds their calling, or goes back to school, but is there a 'too old' to choose a new career age for you? Cache Valley Secrets is back! And two listeners are channeling their AJ & McCall vibes. AJ & McCall also wish their families had deep dark secrets as opposed to the average ones for the Debate At 8. How much is too much crashing at someone's house.

Holiday brain made it a minute since the last Cache Valley Secrets, but we're all ready to confess. Who doesn't hate self-scanning veggies at the grocery store? What would AJ look like as a police officer? AJ & McCall both wish their family had a deep dark secret to make things more interesting, but they just have the average secrets people keep from family. 

Story #1 - Guy reported a fake shooting to get out of a traffic ticket Story #2 - Man asked for his ID accidentally pulls out a bag of illegal gummies Story #3 - Cop has to do the Heimlich after a guy tries to swallow a bad of weed

Apparently spam is having a 'going out of business' sale with all the work they're putting in. Bad news, fish are getting high! AJ & McCall both have the same answer when it picking where to get gas, saving a few cents is overrated, and it makes McCall feel old. No one said being a parent is easy, so where did you lose your kid? Does every parent go into having a kid thinking they'll toe the line between stern and push over? Which parent are you for the Debate At 8? Has ANYONE ever seen a guitar/bass a shaped like state of Utah?

AJ & McCall worst childhood fear was realized, a kid was stolen! It was actually an accident due to some hilarious circumstances. Parents, where did you accidentally leave your kids? And why does one listener have to roast AJ? AJ's one friends with a kids have really established which parent they are and the pushover has gone over the top. Which are you?

Story #1 - Guy was arrested after taking a taxi to rob a bank, and then another, finally arrested at home Story #2 - A contraband booze ring was exposed by drunk buffaloes Story #3 - Door Dash driver got arrested but cops finished the delivery

We know it's not true, but I thought as adults we all just agreed with the '5 second rule?' There's a way men can extend their life 19 years, and AJ says it makes sense, but pretty sure it's a no. Apparently, McCall's boyfriend is so famous he can't get ketchup. With the sun trying to murder us daily why don't more people have windshield screens? Trying to have some sort of a relationship with an ex-spouse is commendable, but not if you cheat. Brutally is defined as in a savage or violent way and brutal honesty is causing issues for the Debate At 8. How is sunbathing in the yard rude?

Is someone really bad for messaging an ex happy birthday? AJ commends those in divorces for trying to have some semblance of a relationship with their ex-spouses, but missed one crucial detail in the message. Being honest is important, but brutally is defined as (in a savage or violent way) and that doesn't sound pleasant. One listener is at her wit's end with her friend's 'empowerment' campaign.

Story #1 - Person running from the cops got caught stopping in the McDonald's drive thru Story #2 - Guy who didn't like fireworks shot at neighbors setting them off Story #3 - Guy being chased by police stole a reporters car and crashed it into a cop cruise

Did McCall solve any of the world's problems while in the sensory deprivation tub? How does leopard come back from being caked in the face? AJ got the side eye from a work gossip over using the work dumpster to through out some of his excessive trash, is this really a problem? Bad new kids, no inheritance for you. Apparently parents are spending it on themselves and only one of AJ & McCall is expecting to get one. What old tech are you relying on still for the Debate At 8? How does someone hop a curb, drive across a sidewalk and into a building while trying to parallel park? 

If you're the child of a parent, bad news, there might not be an inheritance for you. Parents aren't leaving as much to their kids and the general reaction is "...alright." Only one of AJ & McCall is counting on getting an inheritance, and one has already discussed what they're going to be handing down. Pretty important with none of that will money coming down to save a few bucks, so what old tech are you still counting on?

Story #1 - While being pulled over, two people switched seats and both got DUIs Story #2 - Guy called 911 to tell cops "Take me jail (inappropriate words)" Story #3 - Guy was searched with drugs hidden in him, but someone must have put them there