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Sponsored by Dutch Valley Farms! Frank & Buck take on Kap Fucked Up Florida Man story Edible stories ... and just a bunch of other drug stuff.
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Frank & Buck get things started, as they take a look at national anthem singers who are racist. Ben sits in with Chris & Slim again. Ben & Slim annoy the crap out of Chris during the intro. Florida Man and killer birds. Asshole kid story. Fuck smooth jazz. We didn't really say it (you'll see).
The fellas are joined by the one and only @benjam_n01. Gas station erection pills Don't Be An Asshole Gender Reveal Parties Tripping Balls Weird Naked Indian
Hello. If you're reading this, we truly love you. In this episode, the dudes make fun of the new sports radio station in town, 1210 The Man... Also: The Dolphins are black now, which is awesome. But there's a reason it might be bad. Manny Diaz is cool. Pat Riley probably did lots of cocaine back in the day. Brendan Tobin's fraternity days were disgusting. Chris uses Slims bathroom and sees a weird sex toy in the bathtub. The weird sex toy has awful reviews on Amazon. Chris doesn't believe in vitamins. Slim goes to an Asian massage place and embarrasses himself. Ron DeSantis off to a decent start. What's the catch?
01:40 - Have you ever found your parents' sex toys? 08:24 - "Hi Mom" Adele Mother's Day parody song 10:33 - Tom Garfinkel Interview 14:40 - "Trump the Beautiful" 17:00 - What does Mitch McConnell look like? 20:22 - "Heat in 7" Eric Clapton pardoy song 22:20 - An artist with no arms somehow stabs a tourist…twice! 27:47 - "Jeter Traded All Our Best" Cardi B & Bruno Mars parody song 29:00 - Freddy from Proper Sausages Interview 59:05 - A heartwarming conversation between Donald Trump and his dong 1:02:39 - Slim reviews his virtual reality porn goggles 1:10:49 - Miami Dolphins Fight Song parody 1:12:00 - Is Slim a hoarder?
The dudes get into stuff. Brought to you by no one.
Oh hey, y'all! This episode is brought to you by Katon Klothing!!! The entirety of the show is about #MeToo and DM behavior.
Donald Trump has a conversation with his weirdly shaped penis. ENJOY!!!
Oh, hey y'all! This week's episode is sponsored by BETDSI. Sign up using the code BALL101 to double your initial deposit up to $2,500. On this week's episode: Nobody knows anything about football. The Dolphins were fun. Slim tells some stories from his time working for Birdman. Chris tells you why Armando Salguero is an asshole. #DontBeAnAsshole. Slim is a legit disgusting human being, who may never get laid again. He has been shopping for prostitutes, though. Slim shares a traumatic story from his past. Brendan Tobin is lobbying for Biscayne Blvd. to be renamed Dwyane Wade Blvd and he has the full support of the Ballscast. ENJOY!!!!
We start things off with a beautiful rendition of the Miami Dolphins fight song, by @BillFromBoynton. Chris rants on Ron DeSantis in this week's #DontBeAnAsshole Miami New Times sports writer Ryan Yousefi gets us geared up for another mediocre Dolphins season. Finally, Smoot drops by for his new betting game Speaking of which...This episode is sponsored by BetDSI. Sign up today and enter the promo code BALL101 and BetDSI will double your initial deposit (up to $2,500). Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Go, go, GO!!!! Hope you enjoy the episode!
This episode is spondored by BetDSI. Check them out today and enter the code BALL101 at signup!!! This week, the fellas celebrate a huge win for Andrew Gillum in the Florida primaries. The opening rant may sound familiar. Also, the dreadful preseason Dolphins, our first times smoking weed, and doing really dumb shit as kids. And Ricky J Marc stops in! Oh, and come hang out with us at Uncle Al's in Sunrise this Sunday for the Canes game! Wingssss!!!!!
Folks, Primary Election season is finally here! Florida has a unique chance to elect one of the best, most qualified candidates in recent memory, and friend of the program, Ricky J. Marc, is back to explain why we should all rally around Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum in a bonus episode of the Ballscast! IMPORTANT: Visit rickyjmarc.com/vote for everything you need during this election season. To learn more about Ricky, visit his website at rickyjmarc.com and follow him on Twitter at @RickyJMarc. To learn about and contribute to his academic fundraiser, visit rickyjmarc.com/contribute. REMEMBER—as Ricky always says: your vote is your voice, your voice is your victory, and your victory is your power. Have a listen, and be sure to help Andrew Gillum#BringItHome this Tuesday and in this November! Florida needs our help to make it better for everybody! ENJOY!!!
In this episode, the guys explore racial topics with the brilliant Ricky J Marc. PLEASE visit RickyJMarc.com to learn more about him and his journey. PLEASE help Ricky help the world by donating to his GoFundMe.
00:20 We're not gonna do an intro 01:34 Sam 06:50 Voter registration stuff 08:30 Democratic primary candidates 18:28 The show leads a revolution 25:28 Paranoid sex 27:25 Lousy C***suckers 32:30 Faking orgasms 38:10 Iguanas are taking over the world This episode is brought to you by Sam. Enjoy!!!
We went digging through the original Ballscast archives to bring you a few segments from the show's first incarnation. One thing you might notice...more Smoot! Proceed with caution ;) 00:39 - “Mommy, Mommy, I have a big p***y!” Chris’ kid learns the p-word 07:20 - Gainesville Pissing Bandit 10:22 - Is it sexist to NOT punch a woman? 16:31 - Ray Feinga Interview: Talks about... • Buying a vending machine • Nut shots • Singing in the shower • Listening to Miley Cyrus • Peeing in his pants on the field • How many 6-year-olds he can take in a fight 39:56 - Chris’ traumatic bacon experience 48:02 - Is cannibalism ok?
00:00:00 - Miami-Ass Mega Mall Commercial 00:02:24 - Intro: Contest winner announcement 00:07:06 - Interview w/ Chris Wittyngham 00:31:42 - #DontBeAnAsshole: Guy gets stabbed by dude w/ no arms 00:38:45 - American Dream Miami is problematic 00:59:06 - Outtakes This episode is sponsored by Miami Wake Academy! ENJOY!!!!!
This week's episode is brought to you by Miami Wake Academy. Listen for details about our awesome wakesurfing class giveaway!!! 00:00 - Miami New Times Top 10 Miami Pod/Miami Wake Academy Giveaway 03:35 - Everything is Even More Terrible Than it Was Last Week - Contest Details 11:32 - Time Warp - Louis CK is an Asshole 13:53 - Slim Might Be a Hoarder 20:30 - Diego Maradona is an Asshole 27:17 - @Benjam_n01’s Asshole Art is Goddamn Genius ENJOY!!!
This week’s Ballscast is brought to you by the fine folks at customizedgrinder.com. 00:00 - Intro: Everything is Terrible 06:10 - Random old friends 09:15 - Disgusting, hypocritical religious right 28:18 - Bean’s Up Top: DM stuff Enjoy!!!!
0:00 - Intro 2:22 - Jon Gruden Calls a World Cup Match 5:50 - Chris Wittyngham Interview/World Cup Preview 38:04 - Bean’s Up Top (Slim shitting where he eats?) Enjoy!
00:00: LeBron, NBA Finals stuff 12:02: Ethan Skolnick interview 51:27: Slim got another new toy 52:48: Y'alls weird-ass sports superstitions 58:13: Don't Be an Asshole (Ethan & Sophie) 59:07: @DanGnajerle's impression of Christopher Walken doing an impression of Tony Fiorentino
0:00 Beastie Boys Parody “It’s Problematic” 1:54 Problematic Faves Intro 5:57 Listener’s Problematic Faves 16:23 Bean’s Up Top - Slim pays for porn now 21:20 Don’t be an asshole to fast food workers or ppl who handle your food 33:48 Miami New Times Managing Editor Tim Elfrink
0:00 - Miami Ass Traffic Solutions of Miami 2:00 - Intro (Slim fucks up right off the bat) 5:50 - Bean’s Up Top - Slim reviews the Kiiroo Onyx 2 12:07 - Audience Question: Worst Miami Driver Stories 29:24 - Interview w/ Officer Tatanka 41:03 - Don’t Be An Asshole (maybe be an asshole sometimes) 47:21 - Tony Fwalkentino drunk dial
The show gets started with a special Mother's Day song. Chris Joseph's voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. The show has a new sponsor this week. Check out ERA Fit HERE!!! Seriously, check them out because Slim wants to do a deal with them where they help get him into shape and he needs this sponsorship to work so he doesn't die SO PLEASE CHECK IT OUT THANK YOU... #KeepSlimAlive... Anyways... Slim purchased a sex toy to go with his VR headset. Oh, and a special guest joins the show! DJ Khaled is this week's #DontBeAnAsshole. That awkward moment when you find your mom's sex toy. What are some of the best movies made in Miami?
Slim thinks he's making progress with his diet, but he's still kind of eating like shit. He is getting lots of exercise, however, from jerking off to virtual reality porn. Miami food expert Andrew Giambarba (@andymiami) tells the guys where to take women they're trying to bag, and lots of other cool Miami food stuff. Dumb Shit Tweet of The Week is now known as Don't Be an Asshole. Finally, what would you do if you had all of the infinity stones?
The show has an ad now! The woman who sells the show is pretty awesome! Chris Kouffman calls in and gives his reaction to the Dolphins' first round pick. Listeners write in about their own personal draft busts. The guys are scared about the future of the Miami HEAT. Slim wants to get Slim again. He also wants to get a medical marijuana prescription. The guys debut a new segment called Shitty Tweet of the Week or something.
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