Can I Go To The Nurse?

This week in the final of season 1 of KUWTK, we say goodbye to these baby faced regular people as they continue to try to play us as dummies.  A new "sex scandal" plagues the family and we get to see Kim's ugly cry for the first time.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here. 

We have an extra special episode this week with guest and life long friend, Alotta McGriddles!  Listen to us unpack this episode where Khloe and Kourtney "adopt" a homeless man and get him all shined up like a new penny.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here. 

This week we realize that season 1 of KUWTK was actually trying to be a sitcom and we sit back as they insult us into thinking Kourtney might be pregnant.  Caitlin is the victim of the subplot as usual.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here. 

In this weeks episode, we talk about how the family copes with the anniversary of Robert Kardashian's (Sr.) death. Khloe finds it particularly difficult and we get truly memorable re-enactments of some real events and some act

This week, we talk about the iconic Playboy shoot with Kim and Kris of course tries to show us all how much "she's still got it" with a shoot of her own.  Spoiler alert: it's not for Playboy.  It's set up by producers.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here. 

This week, the "big girls" head to Mexico to stay in a now very problematic serial entrepreneur and overall chode with Kris for a photoshoot.  Meanwhile Caitlin stays home with the "little girls" with some help from Brody Jenner which also ends up extremely problematic.  Get ready to feel uncomfortable this week, folks!   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here. 

In this episode of KUWTK, Kim is forced to confront Kris about her managerial skills and it doesn't go well for her.  Also, Kris hires a "nanny" from an "agency" and we can't pretend it's even a little bit real.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here. 

We're baaaaacckk!  Welcome to season 5 of "Can I Go To The Nurse?"  This season we're conquering season 1 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.  In this episode, we discuss episode 1 where we're introduced to the whole family for the first time!  Kris is throwing an "over the top" anniversary party and is skeptical of Kourtney and Scott's relationship, and makes it known.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

It's the season 4 finale of CIGTTN! This week we discuss "Pimp Down," where Tanisha is very unfairly punished for something she had nothing to do with and "All BAD This Must Come to an End," where everyone says their teary goodbyes.  We will see you in 2 weeks!   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

The week, we discuss "Three's a Crowd" where Andrea's boyfriend Josh shows up and Cordelia tries to alpha him and hates him for no real reason.  Then in "Happy Trails," the most reasonable person in the house realizes she needs to gtfo because these bitches ain't shit.  respect.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

This week, in “The Ugly Drunkling” Cordelia’s insecurities are very much magnified by her drinking.  Andrea is starting to see the not so fun side of Cordelia.  In “Ghouls Gone Wild” Cordelia decides to try laying off drinking and Darlen beats someones ass while dressed as a sexy cop.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

**TW - eating disorders** This week in "Threesome and Then Some" Cordelia tries adding being bi to the list of things she thinks will make her interesting, it doesn't work.  Then in "Disorderly Conduct" the girl's have a slumber party and learn some important lessons about eating disorders from Andrea. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

This week, in "Bad Riddance" the bad rubbish is finally removed and in "With Friends Like These" Naveen's constant spewing of shallow insults becomes an issue with the other girls. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

This week, in "Taken for a Ride" Darleen seems to take a solid step away from the other "party girls" and the "hyenas" are completely over Jennavecia's shit.  Then in "Cordelia and the Chamber of Secrets," Cordelia finally has the break down we've been waiting for. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

Oh my god guys, not only do we recap the first fight episode of this season between Tanisha and Jennavecia BUT we also have an ✨exclusive✨ interview with Darlen Escobar! *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

This week, we talk about Bad Girl's Club season 2 episodes 9 and 10.  The girls have seen the error in their ways upon Lyric's departure and agree to a truce which, SURPRISE, last's like an hour.  Darlen makes some extra efforts toward bettering herself and Cordelia continues to completely disrespect her fiancé. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In episodes 7 and 8 of Bad Girl's Club season 2, Erin and Hailey recap parts 2 and 3 of the prank wars.  We get our famous Tanisha moment and we lose our first bad girl :( *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, Erin and Hailey discuss season 2 episodes 5 and 6 on BGC where the lines are even more clearly drawn between the girls and things get pretty gross in what will become a drunken prank war. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In these episodes of BGC, cliques are starting to form, Cordelia is being picked on because they can tell she's not a real bad girl and honestly it's just a bunch of fighting.  Lyric makes friend with a predatory "manager" who's got questionable intentions. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

Welcome to the Bad Girls Club!  Erin and Hailey are back to talk about episodes 1 and 2 of the legendary season 2 of Bad Girls Club. We get to meet all the girls and trouble arrises immediately obviously. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

As we wrap up Newlyweds and season 3 of CIGTTN, we recap the finale where Jessica is shamed for being a bad wife and Nick tries to surprise Jessica with a getaway including a hot air balloon ride, of course. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, Nick murders an entire bee colony, drives a Hummer and wears an unforgivable outfit to Jessica's Alice in Wonderland (arguably) themed 23rd birthday party. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, Jessica and Nick both shoot videos for their new singles.  Jessica's goes well but Nick's is whack and he has to re-shoot it and it ends up slightly less whack. *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, Nick commits the ultimate betrayal of unsupervised decorating and get us real heated.  How dare he.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, Jessica and Nick are working so hard promoting their new albums they decide to treat themselves with a trip to the Bahamas (with Drew and Leah of course.) We also have a surprise mystery guest.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, Nick and Jessica visit Cincinnati for Nick's grandmother's wedding and they go to a carnival.  There's also some drama over both of their upcoming albums.    *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, Nick and Jessica get into it over a promotional event at the Playboy mansion and go golfing with their favorite couple.  Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN!   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, Jessica and Nick go camping with Drew and Leah and the editing team deserves some major credit for the "complaint compilation" masterpieces they have created.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

In this episode, we recap "The Dancers" where Nick is auditioning dancers (with Jessica's supervision) for an upcoming USO performance that he and Jessica are both a part of.  Supes awks...   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

Welcome to Season 3 of Can I Go To The Nurse with Erin and Hailey Tappan!  We're off to a fresh start with S01E01 of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica which aired in August of 2003.  Jessica tries to ask a simple question about tuna and also gets shamed for not knowing that dirty clothes don't just make their own way into the hamper.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

They did it!  They made it through the trials and tribulations of Laguna Beach season 1 with this extra special double (let's wrap this up) episode.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

It's graduation time for the Laguna kids!  Listen to Hailey and Erin recap the first day of the rest of their lives.  What gifts did they get?  Who's staying together with who?  Does any of this actually matter?   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

This week, the Laguna kids go on another last senior trip to Catalina and Lauren acts like a brat the whole time.  Erin and Hailey went on 0 senior trips and struggle to relate.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

On this week's episode, Erin and Hailey recap "The Last Dance" aka "the prom episode" and reminisce about some of their prom memories.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

Join Erin and Hailey in this extra special episode with their first ever guest, Kelli the creator of the @laguna_biotch instagram and podcast!  Together they recap episode 6 where the whole crew goes to a Blink 182 concert and Trey fumbles his way through a fashion show with some help from his friends.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

Erin and Hailey try to digest one of the grossest displays of teenage drunkery they've ever seen.  But what happens in Cabo stays in Cabo, right?   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

Hailey and Erin recap this episode of Laguna Beach where LC and Lo are awkwardly not invited to Christina's birthday party, and Christina has the pleasure of experiencing the broadway audition process....kinda.   *all episodes of Can I Go To The Nurse and engineered and edited by Benjamin Santiago.  Check out some more of his work here.

Hailey and Erin are still struggling to grasp the formula of Laguna Beach while Kristin begs for a new car and LC, Steven and Trey go to a fashion show which leads to some real awkward grinding.

Erin and Hailey recap episode 2 which you'd assume revolves around a bonfire based on the title (The Bonfire,) but is really about so much more.  Or is it?  Someone explain this show to us.

Erin and Hailey watch and recap the first episode of Laguna Beach EVER for the first time EVER!  The black and white affair is totally ruined and the LC/Steven/Kristin love triangle is established.

Erin and Hailey wrap up Simple Life season 1, where the girls experience a real life tornado, deliver taxidermy and say goodbye to the Leddings.

Hailey and Erin discuss episodes 6 and 7 of The Simple Life where Paris and Nicole work at a gas station, make some new...friends...and pay some debts.

Erin and Hailey talk about Simple Life season 1, episode 5 where the girls get creative attempting to get out of trouble.  Also, why was carbon monoxide such a thing in the 90s?

Erin and Hailey talk about "This is Paris" and season 1, episode 4 of Simple Life where the girls are presented with the titles of "honorary chair persons" of the Spring Gala.

Erin and Hailey discuss episode 3 of Simple Life where Paris and Nicole work at a Sonic and share some of their stories from working in fast food together.  Tensions start to grow between Albert and the girls.

Hailey and Erin discuss Simple Life Season 1, Episode 2 where Paris and Nicole are subjected to working on a dairy farm.

Meet sisters, Erin and Hailey Tappan in their first episode where they discuss Simple Life season 1, episode 1 starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.