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Matty, Dylan & Kret combine brainpower to figure out how to navigate the world, work with its inhabitants and understand the universe.

Charismatic Chaos


    • Oct 14, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 28m AVG DURATION
    • 13 EPISODES


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    Episode #13 - The 3 Musketeers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 133:27


    The Team is Back Together!!! Matt, Kret'n and Dylan are back home! This episode is all about being: Vaxxed! Waxxed! and Allllllll Natural Baby! Natural Immunity vs Vaccination Lockdowns Would you rathers? Teaching vs Teachers Its mixed bag of trolli lollies this episode! Enjoy the outrage!

    Episode #12 with Beau and Fritz - Be Like Water My Friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2021 67:24


    This week we travel into deep waters to speak about some unusual and fascinating unknowns about H2O. I'm joined this week by my friend Fritz and his younger health mentor Beau, as well being joined by the ever stoic Kret'n. Beau is a young man on a path to become a water bending guru. The man has some downright incredible claims about how we can take ordinary tap water and supercharged it into the same stuff Michael Jordan was drinking in Space Jam, by simply structuring and bringing new life to the water that brings us life. We discuss the potentiality of water having a memory, giving structure to water by spinning it, charging water by the sun, and treating water with the same love we give to those we hold dearest. There is some very interesting claims to be had, and a lot of them I believe are valid. Water gives us life so maybe there's life in the water we drink. I really enjoyed this conversation with Fritz, Beau and Kret'n and I hope you do to. Music: Cheeky by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

    Ep #11 with Kret'n

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 76:33


    Welcome back to another Episode of The Charismatic Chaos Podcast. This week I have Kret'n back on the Pod for a chin wag and flap of the gums. In this episode with Kret'n, we sit down to speak about a Documentary that he came across called 'The Movie Great Pyramid K 2019'. It is a unique documentary that explores an alternative view and idea on how the Great Pyramids came to be and the wealth of knowledge the Egyptians came to develop to help build these magnificent feats of human construction and ability. You can find a link to the documentary here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMAtk...​ We also discuss the vaccine rollout in Australia, the Ban of Australia Media on Facebook over the Media Bargaining Code, as well as the possible existence of Sasquatch's and other large hairy blokes in the wild Australian Bushland. I hope you find this episode as entertaining and enjoyable as I did chatting with Kret'n.

    Ep #10 with Kret'n

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 72:49


    In this episode I sit down with Kret'n to chat about some wild ideas about COVID 19, the new Vaccine getting rolled out in Australia, the legitimacy of test trials, GME and holding onto your STONKS, as well as a heap of other chin waggin' bullshittery. I hope you enjoy this conversation and have as much fun listening to it as I did chatting with Kret'n. **WARNING** **AUDIO QUALITY IS BAD DUE TO THE AUDIO RECORDING BEING CORRUPTED AND WAS NOT ABLE TO BE RECOVERED. AUDIO WAS PULLED FROM THE VIDEO RECORDING**

    Ep #09 - Ben Davies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 98:20


    In this episode I sit down with a dear friend that I haven't seen in many years, Ben Davies. Benny is one of the most genuine human beings you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. I had a wonderful time catching up with him and had a blast discussing everything from Whiskey Clubs, to his relationship with God, to the time he somehow snuck in the backdoor and got himself invited to a Symposium at the United Nations. Benny also shared his experience of hitting the lowest point he had felt during the midst of Covid in 2020, and how this low strengthened his faith and he was able to be pulled out of that dark place through an eternal peace that as he says, is something that can only be given to you by something greater. I hope you enjoy this conversation as much as I did, and I can't wait to sit down and chat with Benny in the Future.

    Episode #08 with Dylan Wilkinson - New Job, Home, and Equipment... But the Same Look of Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 88:22


    After a year long hiatus and the Podcast now being run solo, we return with an episode to catch up with the Dynamic Duo of Matty and Dylan. You can see it's been a while with the way Dylan is staring at Matty.... help In this episode we talk about how Golf has become Matty and Dylan's new daddy and the lessons that can be learnt from the sport, we talk about Dylan moving to Perth, as well as chaotically talking about investments, marketing, and Matty flapping his gums without ever getting to the point..... aaaand we're BACK!

    Episode 006 - NAC Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 90:41


    With Kret's, 'Houdini act', Matthew and Dylan decide to take matters into their own hands. The National Achievers Congress took place on 8th August and Matthew and Dylan recap their insights from the event. Turns out pokemon are real and the final form of Geodude is actually Grant Cardone. Amongst the deviancy and grunt sounds produced by mostly Matthew, there are some wonderful insights inside this episode. Take a look!

    Episode 007 - The Deep Fake Euthenasia of Epstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019 66:59


    Disclaimer: All the facts presented within the tremendous and exclusive episode are to be judged by the listener with the most harshest critiques. It is our duty to be judged by you on our takes on such topics as, Jeffery Epstein, Human Euthenasia and Deep Fake Porn.

    Episode 005 - Bag of Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2019 89:52


    The three blind mice or The Biker Mice from Mars? Maybe these three sovereign souls are a fusion of both? From Dylan's ravenous hunting expedition via Uber, Matt's rare skin condition and Kret's melodic and soothing voice that would beckon hordes of siren with notepads for are only three of many zig zags to this episode. Stay Tuned!

    Episode 004 - Yeah Girl...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 88:34


    Okay okay, between the late Stephen Hawkings transformer wheel chair singing Yeah Girl and the absurdity of the some of the conversations in this episode, it would take the great Sherlock Holmes and Scooby Doo to try and find where greatness didn't exist in this god damn episode. Anyway, find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Chaos.

    Episode 003 - Cucks, Musks and Dumb Fucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 88:34


    The Saga Continues...(Shoutout Rakim). Kret has revealed himself as the third and final original sinner, confirming Matthew and Dylan's suspicions. Bedazzled by some of the current affairs the world has been offering, the trio begin labelling each move as either a Dumb Fuck move or an Elon Musk move. To be great or not so great, that is the question we should ask ourselves before undertaking any grandiose act in the world. Should probably choose great everytime, btw.

    Episode 002 - Spectrums w/Kret'n

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 97:06


    The mystical journey continues as both Matthew and Dylan venture down the path of ?, when suddenly a wild Kret'n appears. Harbouring the firey blade of the quest for truth, Kret'ns perspective and quaint sex appeal appeases the original sinners, Matthew and Dylan. They proposition Kret, putting him an a rather awkward position. Is he? Not homoerotic you sickos, is he one of the original sinners aswell?! Stay Tuned...

    Episode 001 - Days of Our Lives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 92:16


    The very first instalment of a collaboration between the greatest minds that never got given the light. Matthew and Dylan venture into the deepest pits of their souls to uncover what it is truly like to be a bipedal mammal living on Terra.

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