Chimpin' Out with Isaac Jackson

Chimpin' Out returns! Not only with CJ rejoining as a co-host for which he is unmatched. But another individual whom I had the honor of meeting via The Killstream hosted by the benevolent, altruistic paragon, Ethan Ralph. After hearing about Flow's interest in the podcast, and him going out on a limb to try and get Richard "I fucking win" Spencer on Chimpin' Out, well we just had to bring him on so he could show everyone how to dress at a road rage, and how to ask the real questions, Who are we? Where are we? Why are females so unabashedly acting out defiantly when they know Drexology is unstoppable? Did Nick Rekieta make a faustian deal to get that big of a nose to up his grift game? We back, and now it's the three amigos trying to stop this cultural degeneration, to put it the way Hillary Clinton preferred it be said, "Nothing is wrong with a good r*pe to stop dumb feminist broads from moving forward with progressive movements like Anti-Racism, where you basically end up being a racist who isn't okay with other people being aware of it. And of course I think r*pe jokes are funny, I'm Hillary Clinton, look at what Trump did to my presidential opportunity in 2016."   In this episode Flow brags about being able to attend road rage Tampa, as Isaac and CJ were unable to attend. Hear flows story, the best dressed man at Road Rage Tampa... Because me and CJ didn't wanna hear that shit, I mean that nigga had an excellent time, where as CJ and myself just went on with the same bulljive. Thanks to Rem Dickman for editing this for us. Shout out to DrNic Da Bess for supporting! Thanks to MintSalad for the artwork, definitely recommend! If you want to support the podcast on Patreon !!! If you want to follow the hosts Isaac on twitter, along with CrippledJesus and Flow (Like a nigga on bath salts because I'm crispy like the creases in my suit nigga) go ahead and follow us for updates and access to all the hidden knowledge you never thought you needed!

All good things must come to and end. Rem and two other guests join to help make an episode worthy of sending @CrippledJesus off in style!  Support the podcast at Patreon.com/IsaacJacksonPodcast! 

Warning: The Views of Chimpin' Out with Isaac Jackson are not reflective of our guests or editors, their involvement does not tie their views to ours, or ours to theirs. Episode 9 CJ and Myself had the honor of Larry of That Larry Show being our guest on the podcast. We get immediately down to discussing the intrinsic differences between Men and Women (Yes, I know Men are better, we basically confirmed that. With scientific tests done during the recording!) CJ tries to guide Isaac from going full tangent, but inevitably as Rem would say "It's a small step" CJ made the most prominent statement about hypergamy relevant to Jeff Bezos while Isaac posted a picture of his ex-wife who has a throat so long she could gargle peanut butter. I won't spoil the amazing content of the episode, I also want to apologize to Larry and CJ for not shutting the hell up a little more often to keep the format solid. I appreciate both my brothers Larry and CJ for having such an important discussion with me. Also please everyone look into CJ's Trash the Globe campaign, If you truly want to help not just the planet, but it's people, don't be a bigot, start throwing your trash in the streets today! Also if you haven't heard about it visit Nick Rekieta the Law Father, Nostro Dis Pater, The Grift God. for info on Isaac discussing the #StandForSophie issue, If anyone wanted info you can get a clear picture there, nobody on Chimpin' Out support abusing children. I would like to thank our guest Larry for coming on and offering wisdom, check out his podcast https://thatlarryshow.com/ he currently has a series on his venture across america during this bulljive covid-19 craziness, definitely worth the listen! Thanks to Crippled Jesus for being the best co-host a nigga could have, he literally knows how to add spice on top of the spice I've added, and just absolutely one up me, it's impressive, it's a holy act, CJ helps those who help themselves! Shout out to ASE and ASE not only for Riley being my main nigga and coming on for Episode One, but also for the work he does in his own work and The Dick Show, that 5$ will go to "CJ's cryptocurrency investment fund for gaining assets to gamble away on poker while grabbing stripper tupperware titties." I don't know if It's a tax write off, but I appreciate it HMU anytime. You can support them here https://www.patreon.com/ASEPresents  Shout out to DrNic6 for being a great dude all around, and supporter of me since day one, feel free to hear him on our episode with Madcucks, he's a great dude who I can't say with words how much I respect, I hope you doing well and hit me up anytime I've always got time fam, you've helped me out a lot, and I never mind paying that forward. You can follow CJ and Isaac on twitter via the given links, please follow our editor and mentor to Isaac: Rem and show his podcast some respect! The Rich Dickman Show It's a great podcast, Rem and Ray never get old, and it only gets better and better episode to episode, unless Isaac forgets to call in, goddamn it. You can support the podcast here: https://www.patreon.com/IsaacJacksonPodcast currently the goal is just to get the podcast hosting to be funded, not paying to do something for fun, is the dream.  

Adam from Houston! of NFHC Fame joins Isaac and CJ on this episode of Chimpin' Out! Adam teaches Isaac about the history of his people from "Within the Walls" and answers many of CJ's questions, College on the inside is just as bad as the outside, so don't go up to anyone who took courses on the inside and think you're better than them, they got the same female studies you got nigga.  Except Adam being both "The Pulverizer" and "More educated on Feminist Theory than 99.9% of feminists" explains to Isaac and CJ some enlightening details that exist from the beginning that make the modern interpretation, far fetched.  Also basically everything Adam says about affirmative action is correct, and it doesn't apply to females, who oppressed now!? But seriously, Defund Public Schooling, and Allow Felons to vote, or at least gain their voting rights back, because this nigga more educated than at least 99% of voters, and he can't vote? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! If you wanna support NFHC and Adam, please visit remdrinkscum.com (Sorry Rem, I have to show politesse where I am shown politesse.) On Twitter: You can follow Isaac, CJ, and editor and podcaster Rem and his show The Rich Dickman Show which just also had an episode featuring Adam as a guest. I highly recommend checking it out! Shout out to MintSalad who is responsible for the art you see, and have seen else where. Riley who is da champ. Bird my avian acquaintance. And DrNic6 for being the first and only current Patreon! For updates on the podcast follow CJ and Isaac, if you want to support us check out the Patreon at Patreon.com/IsaacJacksonPodcast 

Isaac and CJ talk about their call ins to The Dick Show, and why and how JLP is UH-Mazing! And the Anti-MLK. CJ gives everyone the pass to act retarded as a way of winning in poker, because "You gotta let yourself make money." Isaac mid show let's his mother know to shut up because when he's podracing with his main nigga Crippled Jesus, nobody gets to act churlish without respectin' the rings. CJ explains concisely why his crippledness is a superpower when combined with his guile and wit. While also declaring that Native Americans and White People are even now, while Isaac still warns that "Indian Giver" is a term for a reason.  All this and more on Episode 7 of Chimpin' Out!  Thanks to Dick Masterson for letting me call in, I hope to guest on an episode if possible in the future. Rem for editing for us, and basically getting the podcast started to begin with, check out Dick's Podcast and Rem's Podcast they both hype as fuck, like mahvel baybee! Thanks to DrNic for supporting on Patreon! And MintSalad for the art, literally she do crazy good work, just based on a concept you have. Follow the Podcast here! CJ (CrippledJesus) and Isaac we appreciate the support, you can also hit up a review on iTunes or where ever you listen to us. If you can support us on Patreon for upcoming bonus content, shout outs, discord live listening, and other crazy shit. 

Reintroducing the podcast, now hosted by Isaac Jackson and Crippled Jesus! Just an episode to update everyone on the new changes to the podcast and the format. Episodes should be more frequent, we still want as many guests from episode to episode as possible, but having a Co-Host makes the podcast a lot easier, a consistent brother in arms from episode to episode is always welcome! Crippled Jesus finds a way to forgive his father and work through their problems thanks to Jesse Lee Peterson, Isaac and CJ discuss crazy ass women and how and why they've been met with such unfortunate illness. Isaac and CJ give a good cheer to Jesse Lee Peterson and July as White History Month, to quote JLP "July just feels White!" All that and more in this reintroduction to the podcast! Please follow the podcast and Isaac at Isaac Jackson and Crippled Jesus at Crippled Jesus also feel free to support the podcast at Patreon!  Thanks to MindSalad for the Artwork! and Rem for editing the episode, and every prior episode, check out his podcast The Rich Dickman Show and support!

-- Somehow the audio got fucked up, as Jesse Lee Peterson would say, Madcucks, Nic and myself were using Obama Phones to record the audio. -- "The more you stare into the cuck abyss, the more the cuck abyss stares back into you" - Tab  Madcucks and a SFV opponent and frozen Canadian professional wood chopper Nic, join Isaac in discussing the ideological madness that fuels arguments against progress, only to moralize, ignore facts, and promote wearing masks. Needless to say Isaac let's the episode go off the rails and recording ended up being 3 hours. Madcucks discusses his ridiculous situation caused by Covid and the people who want to disallow him from working a job he enjoys, I mean who needs to pay rent or bills anyway? Ultimately I hope the conversation is enjoyable for everyone but the main point of the episode is to show how someone who works to support themselves, can be disallowed to do so because of other people's maladies.  I beseech anyone still able to work, that remains relatively unaffected by this madness, to support Madcucks, in this situation sides don't matter, If you think that someone who works hard to earn their keep, and support themselves, and had that taken away by these Covid Mask Cock Gobblers? Support Madcucks on his patreon, If I can throw 5$ his way, then everyone in the world can, especially those frugal Chinese, who unleashed all of this, upon the world, If every citizen (Enslaved Individual) of China, gave only 5$, Madcucks would make around 7,000,000,000‬$ rounded up a month, please China, stop being xenophobic, and show you have some empathy. Also, anyone else please do so. The topics outside of race, and Covid, range from Marvel vs. Capcom, Spongebob Memes in the Black Community, Fending off bears, Maddox's concerning eyelids continuing to become more flacid and elongated, among many other pertinent philosophical and political issues. Feel free to hit up Madcucks on Twitter, and support his Podcast (It's audio is immaculate compared to this massacre)  You can follow the Podcast and Isaac on Twitter and support via Patreon  Also thank you to Nic for coming on, you can follow him on his Twitter the higher his count gets, the more annoyed he will be.  Also shout out to Mint Salad for the artwork, Rem Dickman for editing for me, and ultimately putting up with my bullshit, and always helping out. 

Hey everybody! @CrippledJesus joined me as the only 2 time alumni guest of the podcast to talk about the death of George Floyd. And how Colin Kaepernick is basically responsible.  I hate it when police brutality ends a person's life, but turning it into a race issue and going from trying to change things, to arguing over which lives matter and which cereal is your favorite, all you accomplish is burning everything to the ground, good job! Ultimately if you're taking a side, you're only dividing your effort to change things for the better, rather than for your own ideals. Miss me with that shit. CJ will run yo damn toes over so quick... CJ looks at the glass as half full, as during the rioting a CNN building was razed. Maybe. Also Donald Trump's Twitter actions allowed him to drop some F-bombs with no repercussions. While also pitching his dream football team name for marketing purposes "The Washington Niggas" leaving Isaac stricken by his next level marketing acumen, while also once and for all as a Cherokee individual declaring "The Red Skins" is not a racist football name, and if you think so, you need to move on and deal with real problems, I'll pray fo you. Crippled Jesus chimps out about his inability to leave his house and play Poker, to become the first black, crippled man with 10 world poker tournament bracelets, declaring his new persona Punished Vemon CJ "A man denied his pocket aces". Isaac chimps out about his frustration with communication with women, and how no matter how much he cares, his inability to not fuck it up scares him, while CJ wheels around with gleeful abandon with no worries.  Also undisclosed you know who you are I don't care what your internet voodoo magic page says about Toad in Mario Cart, he know he pimpin' he know he strong, he know he ballin' and he the best but only if you the best.  Overall Isaac and CJ acquiesce to appreciating a black man looting a 40" TV, and carrying the other side, is a white man, queue up Ebony and Ivory, this is all we have people, soak in everything you add up to as a human being, Amazin'! Please follow Isaac - Crippled Jesus - Rem "The Podcast Empire Overlord, and Producer" on Twitter. All Art is by Mint Salad  Please support me on Patreon if you want to hear more, currently goals are expanding and bonus episodes are on the way, anyone putting in 5$ their own Patreon Bonus Episode ft. Them as a guest if they so choose, as well as discord roles, etc.  If you could, it would be appreciated if you could check us out on iTunes and leave a review, I respect criticism as long as it helps the overall quality. And as a last shill, please check out The Rich Dickman Show 

Isaac is joined by Ray of The Rich Dickman Show and the well spoken, verbose, Chaiwanese MtG master Erik Wong of TDS MtG Draft fame. And despite having two great co-hosts/guests, Isaac manages to derail Episode 3. Unfortunately trying to record a Bonus Episode and Episode 3 didn't work out, just like Isaac's relationship with his father, some niggas are just really good at running.  Isaac, Erik and Ray discuss Magic the Gathering, and what ruined it, a little bit of why China sucks and should go fuck itself. No Chimp Outs, just discussion about the greatest playmat in Magic the Gathering History, featuring Erik Wong naked, in a kiddie pool, covered in Magic cards. Episode 4 coming soon, also plan on putting out a Bonus Episode prior to that, any level Patron gets access to Bonus Episodes retroactively. Support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/IsaacJacksonPodcast Thanks to Rem for editing all of this, and thanks to Ray and Erik for joining me for a looooooooooong night of failing to stay on track for the episode, you da real MVP's mang. Follow Isaac on Twitter (@NwordJackson) Erik Wong (@Erik_The_Red_) Ray (@juleswinfeld) and Ray's fellow host of The Rich Dickman Show, Rem (@RemDickman) also shout out to @MintSalad for the artwork!

Episode 2 featuring Hazencruz, the actual recording time for this was 3 hours! Topics include:  Genuine IQ tests vs. online IQ tests that Maddox takes and still is below average, the nuance of using the N-word without saying it awkwardly and seeming racist. Isaac trying to find out who the nigga from Star Wars Episode One that was the dope podracer who was trying to fuck Anakin up. Licking Chinese People to prove you're not a bigot instead of simply saying nigga a lot is much safer, and much more effective. Corona Virus and why losing your rights is something you should give a fuck about. And how badly the economic fuckening is going to be compared to this dumb ass Wuhan Fluhan. Discussing iDubbbz and why he is a Simp, and his girl is a Thot, it's unavoidable, he lived long enough to become the villain, thank you Feminism for creating inequality and not helping society in any way, shape, or form, outside of tipping the scales. Why Alex Jones should have been Doom Guy, and gotten paid to voice him. And so much more! Please Follow @NwordJackson (Isaac) @Hazencruz (Hazencruz) @RemDickman (Rem the Editor and Wise Sage Man) @ItsMintSalad (Amazing Artist she did all the podcast art, COMMISSION HER REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)  Please check out Hazencruz on Youtube as well Hazencruz on Youtube And if you enjoy the show support Isaac, and give Rem some kickback at https://www.patreon.com/IsaacJacksonPodcast

Riley and CJ join Isaac in his first awkward adventure out into the podracing world, we learn why April Fool's jokes from Thots suck, if CJ is black or not, and why George Washington Carver gets so much ire from Isaac. It's episode one, give a nigga break, I did my bid and picked my cotton. Also please follow @itsmintsalad for the wonderful artwork. @NwordJackson (Isaac) @CYouNextTime (Riley) @CrippledJesus (CJ) @RemDickman (Isaac's Mentor, Editor, and Father Figure that guides him through life so he doesn't fall over and hit his head too hard.)