Podcasts about madcucks

Flashback, it's 2016 again, Buck and Chaco are the hosts of the show and a very special guest is in studio to whine and complain he got cucked. That's right Madcucks comes out from his alley way, if he sees his shadow it means there will be 6 more years of Dick Masterson being more successful than he'll ever be. While he figures that out the hosts are talking about...- Vindication- Gratitude- Personality DisordersI didn't get to weigh in this week so here's my hot takes on all the issues.More than anything in the world I love being right, it's often enough for me to know I'm right, but the even better feeling is when the other person has to admit they were wrong. Currently there's major efforts being made by people in high places to pretend they weren't wrong for the last 3 years. It's infuriating. We'll never be apologized to for the crimes committed against us, the slanderous propaganda they used to weaponize our neighbors. Nope it will be a big amnesty and all the sheeple will happily forget that they were conned into calling the police over nothing, only to be fooled again the next time they need to be corralled into making the right decisions.Thanksgiving was last week, people throw around how happy they are about their lives for about 10 minutes before diving onto amazon to find the deal of the year on that piece of techno crap. Was $59.99 now $79.99 on sale $59.99! I GOTTA BUY IT! Gratitude means nothing these days. Thank yous are thrown around like you'd say "Good Morning" "How are you, fine and you?" or "I promise I won't stab you with a fork." We just habitually say it to the point, I had to teach myself to stop saying thank you to the toll takers, because THEY AREN'T PROVIDING ME A SERVICE! I used to thank them, thanks for stealing $5 from me for the audacity to use this road that's been paid off for 50 years. All because we're guilted into showing gratitude for no reason.As the child of a Narcissist I spent my formative years learning to sacrifice my own wants and needs for the benefit of the person manipulating me into the actions they so chose. Fortunately for me I had a great father figure who saved me from ending up a self centered manipulator trying to get the most for me possible. I know you're thinking, "Tab, your face is on the cover of this episode with the phrase 'All Hail the King' and you're not a narcissist?" I'm not, I'm something far worse, I got trained into being subservient to others to not evoke their wrath, and instead be rewarded. Doesn't seem like a big deal until you realize you're working a job that 5+ people should be doing, working 100+ hours in a 5 day period, and the 5 people that replaced you 3 have already quit in 6 months. I nearly killed myself to try and serve others, what did I get for it? Slandered and abused. I'm not doing it anymore. I want to have hobbies, I want to sit on my sofa, I want to have friends that don't also do theatre. Call me selfish all you want, you can blow me.All that plus forgotten sponsors, casual blasphemy, a fake Mr. Ed recap, and you finally get to see what happens when I'm not running the show. Until next week!

Trump get raided by the feds, a Houston gun buy back gets taken advantage of, SuckBoyTony calls in about 3D printing ammo, Madcucks has issues with St. Louis, a mom makes passive aggressive comments about her husband, and fat women are tattooing flowers onto their folds; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

This week on HWIDG, we get our yearly check up from Doctor Andy! It's weird that his office was in an abandoned building, but hey the parking was free! Now that I mention it, Doctor Andy was a bit weird. His hands were very clammy and his breath smelled like bathtub gin, and he didn't use any lube when he checked our butt. Dentists usually don't do that. Anyways he says we should stick to a healthy diet of:- Poster Sizes- Uppity Contractors- Property Management- SuperglueYou want to frame a nice poster or art piece? You better hope it's a standard size, otherwise you're paying hundreds of bucks for a custom frame job. Or you can be like Tab, he likes his framed posters like Madcucks, slovenly dressed and without a job.Contractors are like stand-up comics in the 80's. Lazy insulters. "That wall looks like your wife's face, boom!" "Check out the eggshell clashing with the cream in this room, YOWZA!" "Try the veal, I'll be here 'til Thursday, even though I should've been done three weeks ago!"Landlords are called so for a reason. They consider themselves lords. Lording over your right to rent like a prison warden. One wrong move and you'll head to solitary. Also like prison wardens, they're usually corrupt and are bad at their jobs.Superglue is like kryptonite. Back in the day the green rock could stop Superman dead in his tracks, and superglue could bond together even oil and water. But now Superman is too strong for regular kryptonite, so they had to invent Ultra Strong Rainbow Kryptonite. Unfortunately for superglue they haven't got that far so we're stuck with what is essentially watered down horses.All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, support us through the end on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT.

The price of lumber skyrockets, Jeopardy stands against anything resembling hate, Maddox's obsession with the cartel, the cyst guy calls in, Madcucks cheats, FOMO ruins Burning Man, Tony from Hack the Movies talks Mortal Kombat, Crippled Jesus comes out as gay, the way strippers treat you, no team captains for kids, and Maddox for governor; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Hey kids, it's time to get wacky with the host of Here's What I Don't Get: Madcucks! On today's episode Madcucks teaches you all about the "R" word: Respect! But first, an exciting look into Madcucks' house! There are all kinds of types of houses you can live in including apartments, condos, duplexes, and even mansions! The one that Madcucks lives in is called a "shed" and it's very cozy! Sometimes he even invites friends over to have fun! Right now, Stacy the Crack Whore is inside having a party with Madcucks and Hobo Jim from down the street! Maybe one day we'll go inside, but for now let's go back to the studio and start the show!- People Hijacking Your Arguments- Not Respecting Twitch Streamers- Small BathroomsThe problem with the internet is that it's considered a "public" space. Therefore some denizens feel the need to patrol and police the place to make themselves feel important. You can ask a simple question like "which are better, apples or oranges?" and immediately get mobbed by a Fruit Lives activist and an Anti-Fruit nutcase both of whom feel that you're literally causing them harm by typing words. Then, all of a sudden it's not about you anymore. They're essentially fighting in front of your house, but when you ask them to leave, they say "technically this is public property!"R-E-S-P-E-C-T what does it mean to Twitch streamers? Uh, about the price of a monthly channel subscription if you have any basic manners. Hot tubs aren't exactly cheap, buddy. Donate the bits if you want to see the tits. These streamers pour their heart and soul into their purple-lit sets with Christmas lights and a wall that you can get your name written on. Think of all the time it takes to wipe sharpie off of their cleavage after all those simps donate to get "KEKW" written on it. Think of all the time it takes to organize an Amazon Wishlist of things they want you to buy them! Please, all they're asking is for you to slip some respect into their waistband.There's a reason they call it "relieving yourself". It should be relieving! I shouldn't be cramped into a pretzel shape just to fit a poorly designed bathroom. There's nothing more depressing than a shower head at eye level. Even worse when it's not your own place. Even been in a hotel where the door blocks the sink? They exist. What I'm saying is we need to think bigger. They call it a throne for a reason. It should be treated as royalty. I want embroidered drapes! Polar bear fur rugs! A bidet that uses champagne! A shower to hold all the whisky bottles I want!All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT!

Tab Birt from Here's What I Don't Get joins the show again for an update! Internet censorship is a thing and so is being un-personned! Ray ignores his “family”' Mike had some trouble; A militia update; HDNB returns with Dick of the Week and Satanists; An aggressive boss TWYD; Madcucks stops by for a visit and we catch up with him; and a sobering reminder of the world we're currently living in. Remember, it's okay to feel down. Reach out to your friends or your friends at TRDS if you need to talk. They and We will be there for you. Much Love.   Check out Tab on Here's What I Don't Get!

Too old for this many drugs, seeing where all your missing stuff went in Hell, City Slickers ruins my life, getting a vaccination chip or kicked in the head, drinking and cooking slow meat all day, a Marshall plan for mom, losing the draw string on your shorts, how Trump can still win, the Wonder Bread guy draws some pictures, a fake funeral for a fake death, genderless babies, Twitch makes a statement on words, the Great Reset resetted, Madcucks moves back in with his parents, and Sean vs. Madcucks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!    

[3.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The Dick Show, Revenge Of The Cis, Ethan Ralph, Rekieta Law, Ryan Long, and Madcucks all under one roof! THE GOON EVENT OF THE CENTURY! Mersh should be riding so high right now, but he's spending his Nightwave Radio streams defending the size of the Road Rage Tampa live audience, and LYING about how many people attended! Dick Masterson, Royce, and Hollywood Mersh were on high alert for trolls to show up and wreck their event, but what they didn't see coming was we paid one of their ACTUAL fans to stream snipe their show! What we didn't plan on was for him to smoke Meth with Ethan Ralph. That one is on him. Watch the complete DISASTER of an evening as the crowd ignores what's happening on stage, wanders in and out of the show, and screams over top of the performers. Enjoy it the way no one in the audience experienced the show-- FULLY SOBER. It's a true nightmare come to life, and it all ends with a prank call to Mersh's old strip club! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/fq__nQY_Kzg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[3.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The Dick Show, Revenge Of The Cis, Ethan Ralph, Rekieta Law, Ryan Long, and Madcucks all under one roof! THE GOON EVENT OF THE CENTURY! Mersh should be riding so high right now, but he's spending his Nightwave Radio streams defending the size of the Road Rage Tampa live audience, and LYING about how many people attended! Dick Masterson, Royce, and Hollywood Mersh were on high alert for trolls to show up and wreck their event, but what they didn't see coming was we paid one of their ACTUAL fans to stream snipe their show! What we didn't plan on was for him to smoke Meth with Ethan Ralph. That one is on him. Watch the complete DISASTER of an evening as the crowd ignores what's happening on stage, wanders in and out of the show, and screams over top of the performers. Enjoy it the way no one in the audience experienced the show-- FULLY SOBER. It's a true nightmare come to life, and it all ends with a prank call to Mersh's old strip club! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/fq__nQY_Kzg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Dick Masterson of The Dick Show and Revenge Of The Cis held the GOON GALA of the year in Tampa, Florida. Luminaries such as Nightwave Radio's Mersh, Ryan Long, Ethan Ralph, Madcucks, and Nick Rekieta all came together for a booze and meth fueled live show all in honor of Pod Awful's 11-year Anniversary! I sent a Pod Awful agent to go scope out the event, my buddy Michael Arthur Taylor Jr. Unfortunately, we learned after the fact that Buddyman had come down with the SHORONAVIRUS, and has likely given all the Goons, and their wetbrained fans, SHOVID-19. I speak to Michael about his health, his Super Mama plans a new show, and SOUP PORTER performs a Corona-themed rap song! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0gdywMCQbxE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is Gonesburg, the Pelosi Pooper calls in, Madcucks returns, Netflix previews "Real Steel", gun shopping in California, Danny Polishchuk and jokes and anti-Semitism, life-affirming herpes, my favorite restaurant closes down, Mario 64 is too hard, dating your therapist, busting an anti-porn crusader in real time; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Warning: The Views of Chimpin' Out with Isaac Jackson are not reflective of our guests or editors, their involvement does not tie their views to ours, or ours to theirs. Episode 9 CJ and Myself had the honor of Larry of That Larry Show being our guest on the podcast. We get immediately down to discussing the intrinsic differences between Men and Women (Yes, I know Men are better, we basically confirmed that. With scientific tests done during the recording!) CJ tries to guide Isaac from going full tangent, but inevitably as Rem would say "It's a small step" CJ made the most prominent statement about hypergamy relevant to Jeff Bezos while Isaac posted a picture of his ex-wife who has a throat so long she could gargle peanut butter. I won't spoil the amazing content of the episode, I also want to apologize to Larry and CJ for not shutting the hell up a little more often to keep the format solid. I appreciate both my brothers Larry and CJ for having such an important discussion with me. Also please everyone look into CJ's Trash the Globe campaign, If you truly want to help not just the planet, but it's people, don't be a bigot, start throwing your trash in the streets today! Also if you haven't heard about it visit Nick Rekieta the Law Father, Nostro Dis Pater, The Grift God. for info on Isaac discussing the #StandForSophie issue, If anyone wanted info you can get a clear picture there, nobody on Chimpin' Out support abusing children. I would like to thank our guest Larry for coming on and offering wisdom, check out his podcast https://thatlarryshow.com/ he currently has a series on his venture across america during this bulljive covid-19 craziness, definitely worth the listen! Thanks to Crippled Jesus for being the best co-host a nigga could have, he literally knows how to add spice on top of the spice I've added, and just absolutely one up me, it's impressive, it's a holy act, CJ helps those who help themselves! Shout out to ASE and ASE not only for Riley being my main nigga and coming on for Episode One, but also for the work he does in his own work and The Dick Show, that 5$ will go to "CJ's cryptocurrency investment fund for gaining assets to gamble away on poker while grabbing stripper tupperware titties." I don't know if It's a tax write off, but I appreciate it HMU anytime. You can support them here https://www.patreon.com/ASEPresents  Shout out to DrNic6 for being a great dude all around, and supporter of me since day one, feel free to hear him on our episode with Madcucks, he's a great dude who I can't say with words how much I respect, I hope you doing well and hit me up anytime I've always got time fam, you've helped me out a lot, and I never mind paying that forward. You can follow CJ and Isaac on twitter via the given links, please follow our editor and mentor to Isaac: Rem and show his podcast some respect! The Rich Dickman Show It's a great podcast, Rem and Ray never get old, and it only gets better and better episode to episode, unless Isaac forgets to call in, goddamn it. You can support the podcast here: https://www.patreon.com/IsaacJacksonPodcast currently the goal is just to get the podcast hosting to be funded, not paying to do something for fun, is the dream.  

-- Somehow the audio got fucked up, as Jesse Lee Peterson would say, Madcucks, Nic and myself were using Obama Phones to record the audio. -- "The more you stare into the cuck abyss, the more the cuck abyss stares back into you" - Tab  Madcucks and a SFV opponent and frozen Canadian professional wood chopper Nic, join Isaac in discussing the ideological madness that fuels arguments against progress, only to moralize, ignore facts, and promote wearing masks. Needless to say Isaac let's the episode go off the rails and recording ended up being 3 hours. Madcucks discusses his ridiculous situation caused by Covid and the people who want to disallow him from working a job he enjoys, I mean who needs to pay rent or bills anyway? Ultimately I hope the conversation is enjoyable for everyone but the main point of the episode is to show how someone who works to support themselves, can be disallowed to do so because of other people's maladies.  I beseech anyone still able to work, that remains relatively unaffected by this madness, to support Madcucks, in this situation sides don't matter, If you think that someone who works hard to earn their keep, and support themselves, and had that taken away by these Covid Mask Cock Gobblers? Support Madcucks on his patreon, If I can throw 5$ his way, then everyone in the world can, especially those frugal Chinese, who unleashed all of this, upon the world, If every citizen (Enslaved Individual) of China, gave only 5$, Madcucks would make around 7,000,000,000‬$ rounded up a month, please China, stop being xenophobic, and show you have some empathy. Also, anyone else please do so. The topics outside of race, and Covid, range from Marvel vs. Capcom, Spongebob Memes in the Black Community, Fending off bears, Maddox's concerning eyelids continuing to become more flacid and elongated, among many other pertinent philosophical and political issues. Feel free to hit up Madcucks on Twitter, and support his Podcast (It's audio is immaculate compared to this massacre)  You can follow the Podcast and Isaac on Twitter and support via Patreon  Also thank you to Nic for coming on, you can follow him on his Twitter the higher his count gets, the more annoyed he will be.  Also shout out to Mint Salad for the artwork, Rem Dickman for editing for me, and ultimately putting up with my bullshit, and always helping out. 

It's Episode 102 and we're joined by Madcucks! Well, Tab. But Tab is great! We're the source for all your Hot Couch Talk; Rem complains about mental illness; we discuss the lack of nuance in the coronavirus discussion; how coronavirus is making people crazy; the long term effects of our lockdown; a hearty discussion of current events; epic rants; voicemails; and Thinking With Your Dickman! All this and more on this super entertaining episode!

It's Episode 100 and it's a celebration of you, the listener! And a penis contest. Mr Porno Man and Randy battle head to head, DOTW, and guests include Sara Star, Elisa Mae, Tom and Cody from Roast Mortem, Jessica Lust, Madcucks, and all of our chatroom listeners! This is our love letter to you, our listener. Without you, literally no one would listen to this nonsense.

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Deplatforming Jesus, getting tricked into going to church, sobriety enablers, the sin of easy mode, putting hangars in trash bags instead of just leaving them out, trans-ringers in the Olympics, the mental illness of taking sports too seriously, white on white violence, wedding day three-way marketing, bad penis news, an erotic roofie story, Madcucks dates an amazon, Asterios' debt bonds, Super Clash Bros, the tease of the Hammer Brothers Mario suit, and I get Sean a Christmas present; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Road Rage: Dallas ends in a shooting, Peach calls in about the Mustard Chug-off, I have a solution for the Supreme Court, an erotic story about shoes, uncucked racism, small Tupperware, Madcucks' retirement and the final bonus episode of the Biggest Solution in the Universe, the microphone interlock device by Soyboy Industries, exploding honey mead, more countersuit backtracking, bar stools, fat asses, Pride-vertising, the Forth of July, and Road Rage: Atlanta; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Quick, come inside, you're just in time for Thought Cops, "Episode 71"! This week we're joined by Tab, also known as Madcucks. Tab is the co-host of the podcast Here's What I Don't Get, and is our second guest to survive the infamous Lolsuit. This week, we get into all sorts of trouble. Daddy-daughter dances, Albert Einstein's theory of racism, and lots of E3 drama! Has Waluigi become the new Pickle Rick? You'll have to listen to find out! Grant, cue the "Thought Cops Gaming Corner" theme, please. Speaking of games, it's a bad week to be a nerd. Chris Hardwick proves once again that maybe epic bacon... isn't so epic after all. Points! And hey, stick around after the episode for AMC's recap show "Talking Cops". As always, don't forget to leave us a 5-star review on iTunes and we'll read it at the end of the episode. Too lazy to do even that much? Leave us a voicemail at 312-788-7361 and we'll play it on the show. If this episode was any indication, it doesn't need to be even remotely sober. Or coherent. Doesn't even have to be in English if you don't want. Thanks again, and don't forget to subscribe to us on Patreon for even more content and goodies. Be on the lookout for Episode 3 of our Bonus Episode, out in a few days!

The Road Rage: Dallas tattoo, Tim Pool calls in to bury the hatchet, I try to stop everyone from going to Greenland, "Dead or Alive", computer jiggle physics, and the War on Sexiness, Madcucks calls in to read from The Worst Interview in the Universe, Antoids brings in the "Airing of the Grievances"--possibly the most embarrassing audio ever recorded, Allan from Not For Human Consumption plays the Asterios throw up audio, TDS goes Hamilton, and all the money your apps are hiding from you that could be yours today; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time.

Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time. 

Boomer humor and their legacy of spilled popcorn, "The Diary of a Supreme Gentleman" by Mumkey Jones, The Cassandra Bias--AKA why everyone thinks they're smarter than people smarter than them, Asterios gets kicked out of a bar, Madcucks vs Maddox, Thanos the Incel, killing yourself in Greenland, "Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting" and other gigantic letdowns, Tony from Hack the Movies and his rushed beejays, the Intervention of Asterios Kokkinos, incompetent tech judges, the five word challenge, internment camps, and why all my selfies are ugly; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Originally recorded in July 2017 Having successfully got Madcucks to appear on the let’s play, the gang spend about five hours of mic time patting themselves on the dick, save for Nick, who continues to be awash in bafflement and a vague sense of discomfort, as well he might. A one-off joke from a recent remote session gets brought up again, for some reason, and the episode concludes with a sort of fanfic about spousal abuse running rampant in the town of Bedrock. Good God, this is not a good podcast. (We’re still getting the title of the show wrong, let the record show.)

Maddox loses his trademark application for sole ownership of "The Biggest Problem in the Universe", bullying, bully hunting, and hunting the bully hunters, Happy Birthday Thieves, the first stop in Asterios' Garage Tour, middle age Jaeger's, everything you ever needed to know about buying a house, four-square disasters, congressional hearings, the hot girl on Izzy Nobre's Instagram, custom Gameboys, The Sucker's Paradise, my new Skinner Box app "S*ve the Whales", Kimball vs. Madcucks, Stephen Burch the Hero calls in, an Erotic 4/20 Story from a Real Man, and Sean's sisters are in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Originally from June 2017 This month’s episode has Kyle plumbing some elegiac depths in a futile quest for meaning, while Keith revels in the prospect of getting master satirist Madcucks to take us up on an anachronistic Street Fighter challenge. Later, we showcase the massively disorganized speculative outline of a fairly low-concept comedy sketch wherein a pantheon of Pagan gods treat the whole of earthly existence as a sort of private Battlebots arena. Keith also makes the fateful statement of intent to move to Los Angeles. (Uh-oh.) Lots going on this month, I guess.

The Dick Show Album is released and hits #1 in ALL CATEGORIES, I have an altercation with someone else's neighbors, The Maddox IQ Test story, catching your pocket on door handles, a new working lolsuit theory, my life-threatening whale T-shirt, Peach tells us how to identify a lesbian, The Winter Cuck Olympics, Madcucks news, school shootings are not news, Sean and I get in several arguments, and Maxwell Kimball shows Maddox's breakup letter to 80s Girl to girls in high school who give their honest opinions; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Yawn Police, post-seasonal regret, lies on Tinder, getting to first base with an alien, universal habitat for humanity, how to handle your gentleman's sausage in space, how to have sex in space suits, Antarctica's semen policy, sour grapes, Madcucks' invoice, Asterios' new lolsuit, and ordering oatmeal at a fancy restaurant; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My legal dream team, not helping someone up when they're down, Madcucks reads his own version of the letter, Carmen Mandiego, flu shots are a scam, falling off a child's bicycle ramp, Larry doesn't wax-off at his TNS Dojo--if you know what I'm talking about, Bitcoin retirement homes, silicone ice trays, Ken White sends out the Popehat signal and despises me, a keen eye for Morlocks branding, I track down the Maddox fan who I believe is responsible for all vulgar abuse directed at Mental Jess, the fate of free speech online rests in the hands of Santa Cuck, unboxing dress shirts, dominant hands, and I steal an entire podcast from Madcast Media, how's that for irony? All that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"F*ck Whales" bombs, the economics of publishing, #MeToo Musical Chairs, a sure-fire fix for power-tripping policemen, Crocodile Dundude hunts the Australian Internet Outback for book sales, Madcucks returns for Road Rage: Chicago, shutting down crosswalks for children, several songs about cucks, cutesy error messages, the Lena Dunham meme hero, the trans Playboy issue, blurring lines, misremembering the A-Team, and I'm writing a new book; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"What have you been up to?", soft water, the National Anthem and the un-skippable cut scene, defending a woman's honor, Mr. Fancypants does a bad job pitching his novel, Denzel songs, Asterios vs. Madcucks, the Dick Show calendar, life in low-definition, High School Musicals, Facebook News, Christian Ronaldo fighting muggers, Lacy's non-existent ideal man, and the crisis of leverage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Modern church and the devil of incompetence, the volume box on your iPhone, Sean's Dingus Fantasy Football Team, people who throw beachballs over the side at baseball games, putting an end to that Ed Sheeran song, girls who are worried about looking "too buff", drunk time traveling, gay detecting computers in the Middle East, Madcucks-gestions on how to interview, auto-playing news videos, customer service at Pornhub, Matt Miller Ink, and the live show tattoo; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Democracy Gap, Cody Wilson: Ghost Gunner, disrupting the military, my mom negotiating, unsatisfactory citizenship, Larry's Poop Chips, The Biggest Problem in the Universe Trademark opposition, hot chick methadone, how to get into college, Poe's Law, business beanies, and Madcucks vs Existence #3; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The time I drank too much on a huge podcast, Madcucks goes to an LA art show, a dramatic re-enactment of the Waut3rgate leaks, Maddox the job terrorism, the $15 minimum wage, an apology from McDonald's, three months to live for one DickHead, Juan's questions from Facebook, gay bars, Thomas Jefferson, gadgets that I want to bang, the Goss Squad vs. Asterios Kokkinos, the Street Fighter challenge returns, and Lettuce Jones can't get a straight answer; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Matt thinks people don't complain funny enough, Hazencruz tells us how superhero tv shows are super bad, Madcucks explains how he, the customer, is always right (but also is always right anyways), Matt subtly reveals his excitement for sex dolls, and both Hazencruz and Madcucks have a nerdgasm about Star Trek.

A Maui look-a-like contest, a hula dancing festival, a regional liquor contest, Diet Coke Armageddon, proof of Kung Fu Tommy, more questions for Coach, how to make a noose, playing with bear spray, beating my girlfriend on Twitch, DIY home defense, throwing away kids' toys, an erotic story from a real man, the tyranny of fake gasps, Madcucks gives a weak book update, what to do with THE LETTER, the heart rate monitor, the best beer combo, a soft I told you so, and a sudden power outage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Secondary Audio Programming, the Science Justice Warrior, the failures of high school Spanish, getting fat, how many lies it takes to save the world, a Trump pinata knife altercation, fool's liquor, Dustin's man-on-the-street bit, apostrophe's, women and their purses, Consuelo's Cinco de Mayo podcast, three-act emasculation, taking ten minutes to say goodbye, headrest hunchbacks, the panicked phone calls of a county run-off, the next two Road Rage cities, Sean gets a Star Trek shirt, I get a pen, and Madcucks gets a podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Preventing late podcasts, Liquor pacing, Madcucks vs Existence #2, Dodger's opening day, Buckley's edible hat, stealing from the rich and giving to myself, Randy's smooth-talking, bad neighbors, why Buckley was banned from the delivery room, Ginger Ale's hand-drawn tattoo, The Five-Life, girl and boy cartoon shows, hot chicks farting on planes, the Middle East is a money pit, Sam Glaze, My Room Records, Laughter Therapy with Sean, the biggest prank in the universe, The Best Book in the Universe, and the most 2.5 million downloads in the universe; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! Episode 45

This week, Uncle Buck and Joel Chaco are treated to the return of Madcucks (from Ep4).After enduring a long standing feud against Madcucks and his lousy network, Buck and Chaco are ready to put an end to any references of Madcucks and his ilk one and for all.In this episode, they bring in the following issues of which they just don't get:- Weddings- Rubberneckers- HatersMadcucks can be found at: https://www.patreon.com/MadcucksMusic Featured in this Episode:Everything About You (Ugly Kid Joe Cover) - Masatoshi Fukui and Tomoki Edazawahttps://youtu.be/UxvKAQqTjScAlso don't forget to like Uncle Buck and Joel Chaco on Facebook at facebook.com/hwidgBONUS EPISODE "Madcucks Unmasked" AVAILABLE TO ALL $5+ PATREON SUPPORTERS at https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-ep7-8545279

Download the MP3 Madcucks vs. Existence, another #1 hit, Lowtax eats a hamburger, our favorite memes, trademark disputes, there are no jokes on the internet, someone threw away all my Pogs, Sean finally is a rage, Uwe Boll the jerk, I offer a bounty for the He Will Not Divide Us flag, wasting Randy's time … Continue reading "Episode 41 – Dick on Madcucks" The post Episode 41 – Dick on Madcucks appeared first on The Dick Show.

Download the MP3 A Day Without a Woman, Flasks: can't live with em, can't live without em, people who live in bath houses shouldn't throw soap, Madcucks defends Madbux, Sean's favorite Star Trek, a Menards update, Lettuce Jones calls from prison, the official Billboard charts, Project: Episode 108, a dick mold bet, a dick pic … Continue reading "Episode 40 – Dick on Women on Strike" The post Episode 40 – Dick on Women on Strike appeared first on The Dick Show.

Download the MP3 Boner mysteries, iPhone Hawks, Bad Psychologists, Harmful Opinions, Cards Against Humanity, making your mom sleep in the car, anime, degeneracy, a new erotic stories bumper, Star Trek shrines, the evolution of the human mind, in defense of Madcucks, in defense of Dustin, in defense of America, The Consuelo Podcast, to Menards or … Continue reading "Episode 38 – Dick on Harmful Opinions" The post Episode 38 – Dick on Harmful Opinions appeared first on The Dick Show.

Download the MP3 How I ruined Christmas, Sean sends more letters from the battlefield, how to get away with anything, highschool, Madcucks loses his temper, exotic presents from the far East, what exactly is the problem with church, a nationwide database of viruses, a sure-fire gambling system that the casinos don't want you to know … Continue reading "Episode 30 – Dick on Ruining Christmas" The post Episode 30 – Dick on Ruining Christmas appeared first on The Dick Show.

This week, Here's What I Don't Get and hosts Uncle Buck and Joel Chaco were accused of being a derivative podcast by internet "Thought Leader", Madcucks.Sure, there are similarities to the format used in the late podcast The Biggest Problem in the Universe, however, the show definitely has a different feel and sound (despite Madcucks' objections).In this episode, we bring in the following issues of which they just don't get:Double ParkingChristmas DebtDerivative Podcaststhe Santa Claus MythBirth Control As well, a winner is declared in the "What was Joel Chaco drinking?" contest. Another new sponsor is welcomed to the show, and a product demonstration is carried out.Please visit and like our Facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/hwidg

Download the MP3 The Eve from Wall-E toilet, Sean is gone, way too much popcorn, Denzel's non-sequitur trash talking, MadCucks defends his network, the Golden Goose of Goss, F is for Feminism, The War on Drugs vs. Automatic Updates, Lettuce Jones' big reveal to reveal, Cameron Hermens melts down, and Hollywood Randy busts balls; all … Continue reading "Episode 28 – Dick on The Toilet" The post Episode 28 – Dick on The Toilet appeared first on The Dick Show.

Download the MP3 I welcome our new Pepe overlords, peace and understanding in riots, Madcucks pitches his wares and doubles down for 2020, the Rage Board finally gets some rules, getting out of cars slowly, nightmares my face has caused, subscription personalities, how to win at identity politics, the future of Lettuce Jones, “People of … Continue reading "Episode 24 – Dick on Gloating" The post Episode 24 – Dick on Gloating appeared first on The Dick Show.

Download the MP3 The duality of man, a news babe, a listener fist fight, Halloween scams, scary erotic stories, Reddit backlash, adventures in misspelling in advertising, MadCucks' new book, viral video school, Astorios Kokkitales from Asterios Kokkinos, and who is a Stalin? All this and more this week on The Dick Show! Smoking like a … Continue reading "Episode 21 – Dick on Asterios" The post Episode 21 – Dick on Asterios appeared first on The Dick Show.

Download the MP3 I bully a bus, 837,000 things wrong with San Fransisco, the biggest Patreon in history, fat Halloween music, MadCucks calls in, a financial analyst finds discrepancies in the Biggest Problem accounting, music to rage too, Elon Musk tries to kill God, making erotic stories great again, the bro code, Trump's locker room … Continue reading "Episode 19 – Dick on San Francisco" The post Episode 19 – Dick on San Francisco appeared first on The Dick Show.