Confessions On The Fly

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An adult comedy podcast by LJ Salerno & Flight Attendant Joe. Let’s just say the nuts on the plane don’t always come in a bag. We’re giving you the inside scoop on what goes down at 35,000ft in our own entertaining yet educational way.

LJ & Flight Attendant Joe


    • Apr 24, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 33m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES


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    SEASON FINALE: THE DISNEY EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 30:21


    Season Two Finale!! The Disney episode. LJ and Joe head to Disneyland for a much needed day of fun and celebrate another successful season of #COTF!! From take off to landing and even in the happiest place on earth, surprisingly they can bring it back around to the airline industry. Enjoy the ride as these two go "Soarin" ALSO CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE TO SEE THE FULL VIDEO! 

    COCKPIT CONVO: Q & A PART TWO

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 27:18


    This week on the final COCKPIT CONVO episode for season two of Confessions On The Fly, It's Q & A day 2.0! You the listeners and viewers wrote in so many of your favorite burning questions that we had to have another episode. As always LJ and Joe certainly deliver and even get a little personal. Airline-related stories and they even divulge the most famous person they've had on their flights. 

    COCKPIT CONVO: INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 32:03


    This week on another COCKPIT CONVO episode of Confessions On The Fly, LJ, and Joe talk about inappropriate touching, cultural differences, the #metoo movement and how it pertains to the airline industry. They also read fellow flight attendants personal encounters with inappropriate touching and how they handled those situations. Find out the details of when, where and how you should or shouldn't touch the flight attendants or other passengers on your next flight. Let's just say Mc Hammer said it best "CAN'T TOUCH THIS"

    COCKPIT CONVO: Q & A

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2019 31:56


    This week on another COCKPIT CONVO episode of Confessions On The Fly, LJ, and Joe bring back one of there favorite formates from season one. It's Q & A day! You the listeners and viewers wrote in your favorite burning questions and LJ and Joe certainly deliver. We also get to the bottom of a few personal questions, airline-related stories and the grossest thing they've found left on an aircraft. 

    COCKPIT CONVO WITH FLIGHT ATTENDANT BORIS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 34:58


    COCKPIT CONVO: W/BORIS Friends don’t let friends fly stupid!! Author and fellow flight attendant Boris joins Joe and LJ for all the do’s and don’ts of flying and how airplane etiquette has literally gone out the airplane window. From who has armrest ownership to bag placement to getting naked or watching porn on an airplane (spoiler alert the answer is always NO/DON’T btw) With twenty years experience Boris has seen it all. A ton of stories crammed into your own personal guide, the Common Sense Of Flying certainly is a book you will want to share. Be sure to check out this episode!

    COCKPIT CONVO WITH FLIGHT ATTENDANT STEPHANIE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 44:07


    This week Miss White joins LJ and Flight Attendant Joe for a Cockpit conversation you will not want to miss. They discuss the in's and out's of airline mergers, working through contract negotiations as well as the ever so hot topic of dating within the airline industry. Are those rumors about dating pilots really true? Do they have a reputation for a reason? Miss White certainly shares her experience. We will let you be the judge. 

    HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2019 40:42


      On this weeks episode of Confessions On The Fly LJ & Joe talk all things Ireland and shockingly even get a little personal. Tipsy travel tips, sharing stories from across the pond, some trivia and even a little history...but most importantly we find out where they draw the line for going above and beyond in terms of helping passengers. 

    THE STRAIGHT MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANT

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 47:48


    This episode comes with a heavy disclaimer. Not suitable for children or anyone with ears is an understatement...especially LJ's mom. We're very sorry Dottie!! Special guest star Eric joins LJ and Joe on this weeks episode of Confessions on the Fly. The group vers way off topic but eventually, Eric gets around to sharing his experiences and stories as the unicorn of the airline industry. "The Straight Male Flight Attendant" really does exist! 

    THE SHUTDOWN

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 44:16


    LJ and Joe discuss the recent government shutdown and the effect it has had on the aviation industry and national parks as well as individuals struggling to make ends meet in an unstable economy. Whether united by wings, the aviation community or anyone suffering from depression, anxiety or suicidal thoughts we urge you to reach out. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-2855, someone is always here for you. You are loved, needed and wanted.

    WE'RE BACK, B!TCHES!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2019 43:01


    We think the title says it all! WE'RE BACK B!TCHES. Joe and LJ are back for season two of Confessions On The Fly and give us a detailed recap on their adventures from hiatus. Vacations, TV shows, books, Sky couches, and new houses oh my! Of course, it wouldn’t be “confession” without some secrets slipping out. Welcome Back birds!

    How Many Flight Attendants Does it Take to Make a Podcast?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2018 34:56


    SEASON ONE FINALE! On this weeks episode of Confessions On The Fly, Joe and LJ answer the age-old question of ..."How many flight attendants does it take to make a podcast?" We still haven't figured that one out but THREE certainly makes for an entertaining show. We are so thrilled to have fellow flight attendant Taylor join us and give us the inside scoop on her life as the "girl with wings". She spills the beans on why she chose a life in the air, Bumble dates on layovers and her craziest story at 35,000ft. It's been a thrilling thirteen weeks birdies, thanks for joining us on this flight! 

    The Pilot Episode, with a Real Pilot!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2018 34:30


    Warning, this weeks episode contains a live pilot! Joe and LJ welcome a special guest to Confessions On The Fly. Captain Adam joins us to gives the inside scoop on pilot/flight attendant relations, the dreaded epidemic of slam clickers and how he got started flying. Joe and Adam also reminisce on layovers passed and oversleeping while LJ introduces a new game "Rapid Flyer"  

    The Gate Agent Agenda

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2018 30:03


    This week, LJ and Flight Attendant Joe start out by sharing their experience pop'n melatonin, or as Joe refers to it -- pop'n Melanias -- and discuss a few weird dreams. Joe talks about aggressive gate agents and confident pilots. LJ explains why the gate agents push so hard to get flights out on time. What they both agree on is that being a gate agent is the hardest job in the airline industry.

    We Get Around: Geriatric Alaskan Cruise & Peru

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2018 44:26


    After some life updates, nipple covers, and ex-boyfriend stories, Joe and LJ GET AROUND to filling us in on their "bucket list" summer vacations. Joe gives us the details on his geriatric death cruise to Alaska, getting stuck in a car with Jesus lovers, and almost being eaten by an alligator. LJ shares her magical adventure in Peru filled with Harry Potter train rides, matrimony suites, and a massive lack of wifi and water.

    Drunks on an Airplane... #notgood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2018 29:58


    Grab a glass of wine and let’s talk about drunks on a plane...we'll give you a hint...#notgood ️️ Joe goes into details on how being drunk can get you arrested ...since he’s seen it first hand and LJ share a story about how Alaska might not be the best place to go to rehab. #happyhour #cocktails #flightcrew #flightattendant #podcast #sofly #comedy #crewlife #airline #redeye #travel #crosscheck #exitrow #airplanemode #layover

    Pay Attention or You Could Die!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2018 28:23


    On this weeks episode of "Blossom", the hot topic is the safety demonstration and why every airline passenger should pay attention to it. LJ and Joe get serious talking about seat belts, bags under the seat in front of you, life vests, and why you should never take your luggage during an emergency evacuation. Joe confesses he tells passengers, "you could die," every chance he gets.  LJ confesses about breaking a sex toy. 

    How To Manage Turbulence And Not Slap Passengers.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2018 29:12


    This week, LJ defends herself as Joe reveals she does nothing with her free time. She shares a quick story regarding a misconnect in New Orleans and Joe learns that you don't have to sex on the first date. They also discuss how to manage turbulence and not slap the crap of passengers on their flights. 

    Who The Hell Do We Think We Are?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2018 27:29


    In this week's episode, the conversation gets nostalgic as LJ and Joe reminisce about the first time they met. LJ discusses what led her to become a flight attendant and what the future may hold for her. Joe shares a fun story about LJ and her underwear. 

    Hot Pilots, Anal Rings, and Q & A

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 28:32


    LJ and Flight Attendant Joe answer a few questions, talk hot pilots, and LJ finally reveals what it'll take for her to do anal. Joe reads a review of his new book, sips whiskey, and confesses something from his teenage years working at McDonald's.

    Let's get crazy. Airline passengers going nuts.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 30:06


    On this weeks episode of Confessions on the fly. Joe and LJ jump right into the crazy shenanigans passengers get into and how the working crew doesn't get paid nearly enough to tolerate fists and food flying around the aircraft. They also share their personal favorites and most memorable moments.  

    Ask A Flight Attendant...burning questions

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 29:24


    This weeks episode is all about YOU. Flight Attendant Joe and LJ  answer your burning questions ....we can also recommend a reputable doctor for that burning sensation if needed.  Prepare your landing strips.

    Summer Travel Season!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 24:56


    We get into the details of summer travel season... and Joe gives EVERYONE the details of LJ's sex life. 

    Oh the Humanity! Pets On A Plane

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 28:13


    On this episode of "Confessions" Joe and LJ talk about pets on a plane...specifically cock. Peacock that is. Joe curses and LJ makes weird noises.   

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