Don't Touch That Dial!

This week, Kellie and Katharine watch the 2017 reboot of DuckTales, which basically fulfills all of their hopes and dreams.x

Hey Dialers! This week we're throwing it back to our very first episode, just for fun! Rewind to Episode 1, in which Kellie and Katharine watched Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. We'll be back next episode with the 2017 Duck Tales reboot!x

This week, Kellie and Katharine watch Duck Tales and tell their own tales of wealthy ducks and karaoke fails!x

This week, Kellie and Katharine review TaleSpin! In which Baloo flies a cargo plane for his somewhat shady business. They talk about the total historical accuracy of Mulan, the Mill Avenue Butt Kick, and the history of planes, which they definitely know. Plus, Ghost the Pod Dog is in rare (gaseous) form. X

It's the first DTTD episode of 2019! To celebrate, Kellie and Katharine drink wine and have some 90's-tastic snacks while watching a couple episodes of good good nice boy Doug with The Beets and Killer Tofu, of course. Happy New Year!X

Hey Dialers! (Are we making that a thing now? Sure.) This week, Kellie and Katharine talk about Quints! It’s a movie about a pathological liar whose parents have five babies, or something. Basically it’s the non-Christmas version of last year’s Ultimate Christmas Present episode, which means they avoid talking about the actual movie AT ALL COSTS. Plus, Kellie’s silent husband makes his first ever on-air sound because he’s a real person and definitely not a figment of her imagination, OKAY?X

This week, Kellie and Katharine watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch! She’s a half-witch with a dad who lives in a book and a talking cat. Just like their own childhoods.X

Happy Halloween! This week, Kellie and Katharine watch cult favorite Hocus Pocus for the first time in at least 20 years! It's all just a bunch of hocus locus...and ROLL CREDITS!X

This episode is all Halloweeeeeen’d! Kellie and Katharine review Goosebumps, with a special guest appearance by America’s boyfriend (and Canada’s too, I guess), Ryan Gosling! I mean, he’s a guest on Goosebumps, not our podcast. But hey, Ryan, if you feel like making an appearance on an obscure podcast with a very limited audience that’s recorded in Kellie’s living room, GIVE US AN EMAIL!https://ia801508.us.archive.org/31/items/Ep29Goosebumps/ep%2029%20-%20Goosebumps.mp3

Kellie and Katharine are back after a short break with the acid trip that is RUGRATS! It's Kellie's childhood nostalgia manifested in cartoon form, and Katharine's worst bratty girl nightmare all wrapped into one.https://archive.org/download/dttdpodcast_gmail_Ep28/Ep%2028%20-.mp3

This week, Kellie and Katharine are joined by special guest Megan (Kellie's sister, in case we haven't mentioned it enough) to watch Wish Upon a Star! That's right, it's Disney's most SCANDALOUS original movie ever, complete with dominatrix outfits, swearing, teen makeout sessions, and some painfully uncomfortable sex talk.https://archive.org/download/Episode15Final_201809/Episode%2015%20final.mp3

This week Kellie and Katharine watch and review Salute Your Shorts, the 90's show that's all about the glory days of summer camp: awkward crushes, merit badges, and elaborately set booby traps! Plus, Kellie tells the story of the time she was blackmailed by her sister for saying "Camp Anawana-wana FART." Yep, really.https://archive.org/download/Episode16Final_201809/Episode%2016%20final.mp3

This week Kellie and Katharine watched Johnny Tsunami! We review this pure, precious gem of a movie from 1999. Plus, we talk about Katharine’s long-distance love of surfing, discover Kellie’s crush on Shaun White, and get distracted by a puppy!https://archive.org/download/Ep17Audio/Ep%2017%20audio.mp3

This week, Kellie and Katharine watched California Dreams thanks to a listener request! It's all about surf dudes with attitudes, Tony the Drum King, and 90’s American Lady Mary.https://archive.org/download/Ep18Final_201809/Ep%2018%20Final.mp3

Kellie and Katharine watch and review their first feature-length film this week with Scholastic's The Baby-Sitters Club! It's a trip down memory lane for both of us because 1, we both wanted to form our own clubs, and b, we loved this movie!https://archive.org/download/Ep19Final1/Ep%2019%20final%201.mp3

This week Kellie and Katharine watch Hey Arnold! Stoop Kid's afraid to leave the stoop! Everyone's head is shaped weird! What's not to love?https://ia601509.us.archive.org/29/items/dttdpodcast_gmail_Ep20/Ep%2020%20-.mp3

This week, Kellie and Katharine watch Doom Runners! It's our first feature film, and it DOES NOT DISAPPOINT with the epicness. And the sci-fi. And the color-corrected skies.https://ia801502.us.archive.org/13/items/dttdpodcast_gmail_Ep21/Ep%2021%20-.mp3

After a short break, WE'RE BACK IN ACTION! Kellie and Katharine ease back into the DTTD game with a couple episodes of their favorite 90's show, Darkwing Duck! We've got plant people, disappearing buildings, and an appearance from Ant-Man (well, sort of). Did you miss us?!https://archive.org/download/Ep22Final_201809/Ep%2022%20Final.mp3

This week, Kellie and Katharine review the Phantom of the Megaplex (insert spooky laughter). There are a LOT of haunted hijinx, but the movie is basically carried by Movie Mason, aka Mickey Rooney. Yes, in a Disney channel movie from the year 2000...MICKEY ROONEY.https://archive.org/download/Ep23Final_201809/Ep%2023%20Final.mp3

This week, Kellie and Katharine are talking about Ocean Girl, an Australian show from the 90s that aired on Disney in the US. Basically it's a girl who lives in the ocean, talks like tarzan, and is BFFs with a humpback whale. Got it? Got it!https://archive.org/download/Episode24Final_201809/Episode%2024%20final.mp3

This week, Kellie and Katharine watched My Date with the President’s Daughter! It was truly the pinnacle of 90’s fashion in a beautiful and terrible way.https://archive.org/download/dttdpodcast_gmail_Ep25/ep%2025%20-.mp3

This week, Kellie and Katharine finally review Flash Forward! Plus about 39 sidebars about caboodles, our dream bedrooms, and 90’s hair accessories. When life gives you bowling balls...you get trophies.https://archive.org/download/dttdpodcast_gmail_Ep26/Ep%2026%20-.mp3

Hey. Hey you! Yeah, you. Have you been looking for a podcast episode with poor audio quality, annoying chewing, and the rustling of paper? Yeah? Well….LOOK NO FURTHER. This week we review The Thirteenth Year and eat sandwiches. While we record. Like podcast professionals.https://archive.org/download/dttdpodcast_gmail_Ep27/Ep%2027%20-.mp3

Kellie and Katharine are back after a short break with the acid trip that is RUGRATS! It's Kellie's childhood nostalgia manifested in cartoon form, and Katharine's worst bratty girl nightmare all wrapped into one.https://archive.org/download/dttdpodcast_gmail_Ep28/Ep%2028%20-.mp3