Your favorite Tequila Twins, Clare and Kassandra, bringing y'all their unsolicited advice and opinions on all things relevant to their somewhat average lives. Two best friends with nothing better to do than to share the codes they swear by to navigate through life. Open, raw, and always unfiltered (sorry Mom and Dad), the Tequila Twins are always here for a good time. So get your shot glasses dressed and ready to listen.
aaaaand WE ARE BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! your favorite Tequila Twins are back together on the mics and we are ready to jump right in! we touch on a few different things that have been a topic of discussion in our lives lately. also, is it possible that Kassandra is becoming a crier?? yep, you heard that right... we're looking for a lot of feedback on pretty much everything in this episode so hmu on IG @obeythecode and help us answer the many questions we come across this week! Oh & yeah, we've got out first sponsored Tequila-- locally made in Texas, Desert Door Sotol. We think you'll like it!
You're favorite Tequila Twins have a new guest this week... and he's here to humble us. L O L We may be known for trashing men, but he's known for trashing women. So here we find ourselves listening to how the other half lives. It may take a couple extra shots, but I think we can handle it! Tequila of the Week: 21 Seeds Grapefruit and Hibiscus. On a scale of 1 to 10, how well do you think this one will do? Let us know @obeythecode on IG!
would you rather spend an episode sitting with the Tequila Twins or listening to the Tequila Twins? this week we're playing a spicy little round of Would You Rather? after a long day of adulting, your favorite Tequila Twins sit down with a couple spicy margs and make some tough, some dirty decisions! some of the choices are a lot tougher than you think.... could you decide between being in a loveless or sexless marriage?? we're also taking applications for a pair of male tequila twins! sometimes we need a male opinions on the drop of a dime, so send your qualifications to us @obeythecode on Instagram.
For this episode, MORE IS MORE! More people, more opinions, and more tequila. Your Tequila Twins brought in the crew for a slight battle of gender opinions. We cover list of topics and discuss how these power couples agree or disagree about each. How do women feel about tattoos? How do men feel about eyebrows? How does everyone feel about PDA? Listen up and let us know who you see eye to eye with! P.S. Tequila of the week = Espolon
new year, new approach... this one is all about self reflection! everyone always says how we are constantly “men bashing” so we decided to give it a rest this week. instead, your Tequila Twins got real with ourselves and admitted out loud why we think we suck at relationships. as always, we've got a new tequila. and in spirit it of the holidays, someone's got an embarrassing family Christmas moment to share!
For lucky episode 13, we brought in the perfect guest.... our Tequila Triplet, minus the tequila! The stars align this week as we learn the world of Astrology from Lina's perspective. We know that everyone may not believe in it, but we think that we all can admit that some things you read about your signs can be crazy accurate! She's done her research and is ready to hand out some knowledge for ours and all the signs. Is she right about your sign? Let us know! PSA: this week's tequila is Contigo. Grab a bottle and send us your rating @obeythecode on Instagram!
AND the great debate continues.... On another note, this week's tequila is a fun one!! Our previous lowest rated tequila, 1800, made a comeback with their coconut flavor. Your Tequila Twins may have found their new #1. We think you'll like it just as much as we did! Send us your ratings on Instagram @obeythecode.
Alright y'all, we finally did it... we got our first guy to join us on the mic! Your Tequila Twins went head to head with our guest in a debate about the double standards that society has held us all at for years. And for anyone that knows Kassandra, you know how passionately she feels about double standards. We've gotta give it to him, because he put up a pretty fight. But was he a match for the Tequila Twins?? You'll have to listen in to find out! Let us know your opinion on double standards, we'd love to continue the debate anytime, anywhere. Catch us on Instagram @obeythecode PSA!! This week's tequila, brought to you specially from our guest, is DeLeon. Give it a shot with us!
This week is Thanksgiving and the Tequila Twins decided to keep with the theme and discuss one of the things they are most thankful for... Friendship! On this episode, we discuss positive friendship qualities, negative friendship qualities and specific details of our friendship. Hopefully we can keep y'all entertained with this Friendsgiving special. Because we want our listeners to taste test tequila with us, we will be posting the brand of tequila that is featured in the episodes Tequila Time segment. This week we review Lunazul silver tequila. So stop by your nearest liquor store and pick some up and let us know what you think on our Instagram @obeythecode
Two weeks later... the Tequila Twins are back! Tune in to find out why we were MIA for a hot minute. When we said this podcast would be unfiltered, we meant it . This episode started with one random question Kassandra kept for a rainy day and quickly took a, let's call it interesting, turn. We'll just call this one a ramble! It got a little weird but at least you can never say we're not genuine. Did we take a turn down a path that no one wants to follow us on? Let us know! TAKE A SHOT FOR EVERYTIME WE SAY THE WORD "SPIT" !
It's SPOOKY SEASON and the Tequila Twins get into some scaries this week, as Halloween approaches. You know what's scarier than a haunted house? catching the feels, ahh! On this episode we get into our feelings a lil bit as when we talk about the fizzling out stages of situationships. Clare handles these things on one end of the spectrum, while Kassandra's hanging out on the other end. Let us know where you fall on the spectrum-- we may need someone to meet us in the middle.
The Tequila Twins are now both on the downhill to 30 and what better way to celebrate than by talking about all things women's health? Ladies, we will discuss all the things you are probably talking about with your girlfriends. BOYS, you'll want to skip this one, but DON'T! We promise it won't be as bad as you think. Hey, you may even learn a few things. So stay strong and stay tuned in.
Situationships v. Relationships - Which boat are you in? On this episode, Drew (aka the Serial Lover), gives her perspective on all things relationships, while the Tequila Twins discuss their never ending cycle of back-to-back situationships. Regardless of which 'ship you're in, you can probably relate... Unless you're just single af.
What better way to get to know your hosts of the G-Code than a round of 20 (minus one) questions? Don't worry, this isn't your typical classroom introduction game where we give our name, age, and a fun fact about ourselves. We get down to all the dirty deets that you probably never wanted to know about us. Sounds fun, right?
After listening to this episode, everyone might tell us that we just need dating therapy. This week we are sharing our trials and tribulations of diving into the dating app scene. Maybe dating apps just aren't meant for everyone? Or are we just being too picky? We'll let you be the judge. P.S. we had to take a short recess in the middle of recording b/c our cookies were done, so if you hear a timer going off-- it's just us, you're not going crazy.
Twitter is the best place to air out all of your deepest and dumbest thoughts and opinions. This episodes showcases some of our top tier tweets and gives the background stories behind them. Follow us on Twitter for more @kassdodss and @maryclare_13 !
Ohh fuckboys, we know them all too well. Can't live with em, can't live without em. We've already said too much, you'll have to listen for the rest.
Our first episode is all about meeting the Tequila Twins and getting a sneak peak of what's to come on the G-Code.