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“I Barely Got Here” is a collection of stories, conversation and commentary as told by a veteran 24 year police Sergeant. Just like the job, the episodes will be across the board - you’ll laugh, cringe, cry, maybe even learn a little about public safety as you hear stories told in a way that only a…

Kevin Boontjer


    • Aug 9, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 45m AVG DURATION
    • 56 EPISODES

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    I Barely Got Here - Ep #056, Happy to be Here Proud to Serve

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 49:30


    Jay is with me to discuss 2 line of duty deaths we had in our department long ago; different in their details, but each impactful.  RIP Lt. Bradshaw and Ofc. Hawk, God bless.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #055, Plata O Plomo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 66:02


    All things Mexico is the topic for this episode - border, drugs, kidnapping, cartels, control of the country - from the perspective of a couple retired cops who dealt first hand with every aspect.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #054, 3 Clicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 62:27


    A "routine" noise complaint turns into an odds defying deadly force encounter for my friend Ross, who joins me for this episode.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #053, End of Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 81:26


    An armed robbery starts a chain of events ending with two men dead, one being an officer from a neighboring agency.  RIP Officer Snedigar, and God bless your family, Sir.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #052, B Sucio, Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 69:39


    Second part with Brian, a continuation of our discussion about his experiences working undercover.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #051, B Sucio, Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 54:34


    Another 2 part series, I got Brian back in with me to tell some stories from his days working undercover, buying drugs, outwitting criminals, and maybe playing the part too well.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #050, Why, part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 65:51


    The second part of this 2-part series, Jay and I continue the discussion with 2 more police involved shooting incidents that have attracted so much attention.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #049, Why, part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 64:46


    During this 2-part series, Jay and I discuss four recent police involved shooting incidents that have caused so many people to reach out to us with questions.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #048, Double Dipper

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 55:09


    Police and Fire are both public safety jobs, but so different.  Greg is with me to discuss his unique experiences having worked both Police and Fire careers; the differences, similarities, and a story or two.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #047, You Got Arrested, Now What

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 64:46


    Working a career in both law enforcement and private investigations, you see the beginning, middle and end results of an arrest.  Jay and I discuss what happens after the arrest, and things that are important to know . . . just in case.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #046, NOT Donnie Brasco

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 87:59


    Working undercover is one of the most challenging and exciting assignments there is.  And like many law enforcement jobs, often misunderstood, even by other cops.  Jay and I talk about our time working UC, and give our perspectives and thoughts.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #045, Unsportsmanlike Conduct

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 56:17


    Over the years, some of our more interesting PI clients have been professional athletes.  Jay and I discuss the problems unique to them, things that we've learned, and a few specific cases.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #044, The Hips Dont Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 53:53


    John's story starts with a guy looking to save his own neck.  There was a bit of "snitchin'" going on, culminating with a guy getting killed just to make sure he couldn't.  Drugs may have played a minor role in this one.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #043, Fossil Creek

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 52:04


    "Stripper Sisters, Drugs & Murder", according to Rolling Stones magazine.  This was a multi-faceted case that garnered national attention.  Jay relates the details for this strange story, part of which involved a horrific murder contrasted with the beauty of the murder scene.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #042, Collecting For Joseph

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 38:24


    Amazing how greed can corrupt even those we like to think would be above it.  Another Jay story about a group of men trying to recoup their money after a bad investment, and how far they're willing to go to get it back.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #041, No Catfish For You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 29:05


    Retired homicide investigator John is back with a story that starts with blood on the floor of a motel room, initially explained away with a ridiculous explanation.  I even learn something new from this one, still not sure I believe it.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #040, Body In A Barrel

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 47:43


    Jay calls on a Sunday afternoon with a story about a body in a barrel . . . and not in a funny way.  We talk a little about private investigations work, then unwind the story.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #039, Acapulco

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 76:16


    In seconds, a search warrant spins into a hostage situation with a heavily armed, tweaked out suspect . . . and it doesn't end well.  Jay and I were both out on this SWAT callout, but his role was far more demanding and intense.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #038, Drop Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 53:23


    A single mother's fateful decision to hang out at a Hells Angels clubhouse is the basis for this episode.  Even though retired, Jay played an indispensable role in this controversial homicide investigation.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #037, The One That Got Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 67:09


    An armed robbery goes down at a restaurant in Phoenix, but it happens the morning after it was supposed to.  And we know who did it.  Jay and I recount a serial robbery investigation where despite all the hard work and investigative tools brought to bear, no one was ever arrested.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #036, Austin

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 57:39


    Jay is back with me to describe his experience as a K9 handler.  We talk about how he got into the assignment, a few stories, and what it's like to have a hairy, slobbering, biting machine for a partner.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep 035, Malibu

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 52:49


    A dangerous felon, on the run from the cops, snatches a small boy off the street, resulting in a hostage situation.  Unlike most, this one does not end well.  Listen as my good friend Jay recounts this incident, and the heavy price paid by law enforcement.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep 034, THAT, Was Gross

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 42:42


    Over a career, a cop sees hundreds of really gross things, some they'll never forget.  Some are silly, and humorous, maybe in a sick way, and some are enough to make you retch even years later.  Here's a few that have stuck with me.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep 033, You Need A Date?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 35:02


    They say prostitution is the oldest profession, but it's still illegal most everywhere.  While misrepresented in TV and movies, give this episode a listen for a more accurate, much less glamorous reality.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #032, Hide Seek

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 32:33


    Bad guys hide from good guys - always have, always will.  While "hide & seek" incidents are often dangerous and not fun at the time, here are a few I can recall with a smile.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #031, Bosnia, Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 35:45


    Wrapping up my Bosnian work experience with a few more stories - a run-in with the Italian police, a mass grave, scary snow, and going back home.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #030, Bosnia, Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 39:21


    More on my Bosnian experience with day to day operations, working with other nationalities and learning more about their culture and how different we can be on some issues.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #029, Where's Bosnia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 31:37


    Following a civil war in Bosnia-Herzegovina, I went there as part of a United Nations program to help modernize and improve the civilian police force.  From avoiding landmines to a mass grave, with some good times thrown in, over the next few episodes I'll explain how I got there, and some memorable experiences.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #028, Karma on Wheels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 27:32


    We've all seen someone do something stupid and dangerous, and wished the cops were there to do something.  Here's a couple of bicycle riding stories where that's just what happened, much to the displeasure of the offenders.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #027, We're Going In

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 45:04


    A man threatening suicide turns out to be a wanted fugitive, and a SWAT callout ensues.  Even after our best efforts, this one doesn't end as desired.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #026, Ain't that a Riot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 41:25


    Dealing with a riot isn't something the average law enforcement officer does very frequently during a career, if at all.  Given current events, I thought this was a good time to talk about a small riot I was involved in, with a little commentary.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #025, Eyeball

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 26:05


    An unruly guy and 2 cops are in a bar . . . maybe you've heard this one before.  But this guy made the call memorable with an unusual allegation, which in turn created a bit of an urban myth at our police department.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #024, Social Sides

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 35:51


    Little lighter fare this episode.  I talk about social interactions with friends, as well as "ride alongs", and one in particular that was memorable.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #023, 7 Shots

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 81:45


    Join Scott and I as he relates his story of being involved in a terrible officer involved shooting that in all reality should have ended his life that day.  This is an example of things going from 0 to 100 in a fraction of a second, you'll hear part of it, and a man's determination and will to survive. 

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #022, Friends, Foot Pursuit and Firearms

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 53:09


    Hanging out, smoking dope and watching Friends . . . then the cops show up.  This gathering takes a hard left turn, resulting in a foot pursuit and shooting.  My friend Tom joins me to tell his story.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #021, Covid 19 & Pajama Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 20:22


    Lot of opinions out there as to what to do, but I give the perspective of first responders and other "essential" workers.  This, and the short story at the end, both involve the wearing of our pajamas, although for very different reasons.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #020, Nothing Better to Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 23:54


    "Don't you have anything better to do?" - the sarcastic question that launched a thousand extra tickets and charges.  This story starts with a traffic citation and ends with traffic school . . . with a SWAT callout in between.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #019, Ding Ding

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 36:06


    If you are a cop, getting in fights with people is inevitable no matter how good your "people skills" are.  I discuss my thoughts on the issue, as well as a few memorable "altercations".

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #018, Mix Tape

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 20:29


    Thought I would do a "mix tape" of a few short stories for this episode - "Headlights", "Albatross", and "Initiation". 

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #017, What a Drag

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 19:05


    A drunk guy is racing around in a parking lot, and I try to stop him on my police bicycle . . . what could possibly go wrong.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #016, Random

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 59:38


    Officer involved shootings are dangerous and traumatic, but rarely rise to the level of this story.  Join my good friend Chuck and I as he recounts an incident where they were ambushed and shot by a man with a gun.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #015, Chaos at the Office

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 33:28


    Domestic Violence calls are some of the most dangerous calls officers deal with.  This one involved a man with a gun hunting down his ex-girlfriend at her office building.  One of them didn't live to see another day.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #014, Blueberry Pancakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 67:18


    Proactive planning for things to go wrong is an everyday part of being a supervisor in Special Investigations.  Greg is back and we talk about his experience with a drug buy that nearly cost us much more than the drugs.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #013, Whatcha doing with that Chair

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 31:22


    A suicide threat call is bad enough, but this one involved a teenage boy, a large knife, and his not so engaged parents.  If you, or someone you know happens to be struggling with this issue, please call the suicide prevention hotline for help. 

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #012, Hammered

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 56:02


    A dropped flash drive leads to the discovery of a federal attorney's sick obsession.  Join a current narcotics detective and I as we discuss the fall of a man who went from helping people stay out of prison, to becoming a lifer inmate himself.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #011, Death of a Salesman

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 63:15


    Listen in as retired homicide detective John and I discuss one of his most infamous homicide cases.  This one involved a well-known local businessman and a deal for jewelry that went bad.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #010, End of that Crime Trend

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 24:38


     A crew of burglars are breaking into people's cars, leaving them to finish their evenings out with broken windows and stolen purses, money & stereos.  Our efforts to stop the trend starts a chain of events that neither the crooks nor us see coming.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #009, Speed Bump

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 59:57


    Happy to announce my first episode with a guest.  Join Greg and I as we recall an investigation involving stolen trucks, quick hit burglaries, and our attempt to catch the crooks while they smash into cars and even take aim at us.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #008, Can You Tell Her

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 19:46


    A frantic, screaming mother sets this episode in motion, and as we work to figure things out, the grim reality of her problem becomes clear.  Should she be held responsible?

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #007, Next on the Main Stage

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 26:31


    Even with several law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, looking for a serial bank robber, they still can't catch him.  Come along with us as we approach the mission in an unconventional manner, at an unconventional place, that just might work.

    I Barely Got Here - Ep #006, Dude I Saw That

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 16:17


    Are you the cop, or are you the kid in the Jeep?  Take a listen while I deal with a homeless man under less than comfortable conditions.  Was I helping him or beating him up?  See how easily it could be seen as either, and the constant battle cops fight against perception versus reality.

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