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We're back after our well-explained hiatus. In this episode, as in all episodes before, we review things. This time the things are the Internet Archive and Melissa's pink robe. Yell at us on twitter: @IForgotPodcast Donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to the DTES Response Fund here: https://dtesresponse.ca Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

We're a week behind because some stuff happened. Dunno if you heard. Bail Funds and other very cool places to learn and donate below. Black lives matter. Bail Funds: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X4-YS3vFn5CLL9QtJSU0xqmTh_h8XilXgOqGAjZISBI/edit?fbclid=IwAR3DGOvkfbujmQSsbN-srtHQ6AWqJ-3s_-XXYOXHr_Y7RMg5XNtaFUtBGKs Hogan's Alley Society: https://www.hogansalleysociety.org/about-hogans-alley/ BLM Vancouver: https://blacklivesmattervancouver.com/ Vancouver Mutual Aid list from s.M.i.L.e.: https://mutualaid.shadowsmile.ca/ WISH: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ DTES Response Fund: https://dtesresponse.ca Pivot Legal Society: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Scaffolded Anti-Racist Resources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PrAq4iBNb4nVIcTsLcNlW8zjaQXBLkWayL8EaPlh0bc/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwAR1AQ0WQTorK-Wgs-vNNNjNpSIiaMICD3YDVdnGeh88JcWBOw-qVZ3DQh3A  

Ever wish you could skip your youth and get right to the good stuff: C cup bras, fancy parties, professional sabotage, umbrella penises, and demanding to look at Mark Ruffalo's tongue? Me neither, being 30 is completely average. Yell at us on twitter: @IForgotPodcast Donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to the DTES Response Fund here: https://dtesresponse.ca Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

Sometimes love is where you least expect to find it, like in a children's book store, or on the internet, or in New York in autumn, or in the photo of your dead gal pal you keep dutifully in the locket around your neck, or in the inherited wealth of the man gleefully destroying your livelihood, or in the satisfaction you feel at being able to recall an author's name more quickly than a minimum wage employee. It is not found, however, anywhere in this movie. Donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to the DTES Response Fund here: https://dtesresponse.ca Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

This week we take a look at this classic rural romance and discuss how to love someone even when their legs don't go all the way up, how to kiss someone even when they are Kevin Bacon, and how to remove your pants when your feet are stuck in glue. Special appearances by Melissa's cat, an upset tummy, and existential dread. DID YOU KNOW?: You should donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to the DTES Response Fund here: https://dtesresponse.ca Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

The world's ONLY official Danny Devito fancast is back and this time we're dipping our troll feet into the warm waters of our beloved's directorial triumph: a movie for children about a mutant hero who studies math to fight cops. We did our best to convey the film's zest and excitement with our own violent enthusiasm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDTZ6A5zsYc It's the week radius around our birthdays, so you should donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to the DTES Response Fund here: https://dtesresponse.ca Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

It only took a global pandemic to get us back in the studio (our respective homes), making that high-end (garbage) film analysis (discussion of our favourite cheeses) that you crave. In this episode we discuss the movie Twins (1988): its feminist subtext, the profound class critique embedded in its haphazard (to the layman) plot, and what Denny Devito in a tunnel can teach us about caring for ourselves and one another in a time like this. Also tweet at us if you think Barbara should get a proper mic. If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to the DTES Response Fund here: https://dtesresponse.ca Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/  

In this episode we discuss our two most hated movie tropes: the All A Dream and transphobia. We also talk about how all Tesla owners are cowards and assholes as well as try to get my cat to commit to co-hosting or get the hell out. Any doctors listening are welcome to help diagnose why Melissa has a cough 6 months out of the year.   @IForgotPodcast Info packet from Pivot Legal: http://www.pivotlegal.org/legal_information_for_people_attending_wetsuweten_solidarity_actions Wet'suwet'en supporter toolkit: http://unistoten.camp/supportertoolkit/ Unist'ot'en Camp Legal Fund: https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/unistoten-camp-legal-fund If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

In this episode we discuss Canada's illegal invasion of a sovereign nation, eating disorders, people who pronounce Alicia "Ali-see-ah", and Gene Wilder's dick. Tweet at us to let us know which topic was most disturbing to you, personally. We also bump the mic a bunch, let us know if that's a sound you would enjoy more of in future episodes. @IForgotPodcast Info packet from Pivot Legal: http://www.pivotlegal.org/legal_information_for_people_attending_wetsuweten_solidarity_actions Wet'suwet'en supporter toolkit: http://unistoten.camp/supportertoolkit/ Unist'ot'en Camp Legal Fund: https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/unistoten-camp-legal-fund If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

This episode we try out a new venue, complete with it's own blanket fort, drinks and menace. Listen to Barbara and Melissa try to ward off cat attacks while also adjusting to a different space AND try to remember what they're doing. I think we were talking about a movie.   Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast Wet'suwet'en supporter toolkit: http://unistoten.camp/supportertoolkit/ Unist'ot'en Camp Legal Fund: https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/unistoten-camp-legal-fund If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

We're back! Stronger, cuter, and more self-righteous than ever before! Join us for a discussion of this classic Mel Brooks documentary that examines everything from the first boner to the first boner joke. Spanish Inquisition scene: https://youtu.be/LnF1OtP2Svk Invasion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3R5Uy5O_Ds Wet'suwet'en supporter toolkit: http://unistoten.camp/supportertoolkit/ Unist'ot'en Camp Legal Fund: https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/unistoten-camp-legal-fund Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

In another very, extremely, special episode, Whess recounts a tale as old as time and we ask the important question: Who dictates tradition?   Barbara and Whess phone conferenced in from a plane headed to the North Pole for this one (so festive) so they may be a little hard to hear. Cathleen and Melissa have voices like beautiful Angel Bells. So beautiful and so angelic.   Be giving this holiday and follow us on twitter and/or donate to one of these cool charities! Thanks for listening!   Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

A very big thank you to our special guests this week, Cathleen and a robot ghost who bit Barbara and also made her a robot ghost. Cathleen recounts a Christmas classic about the magic of depression.     Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

This week, a special guest and alien anthropologist joins us to explain how the holidays are celebrated on other planets. Here's a hint: the goose isn't a main course, but more of a snacc. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

In this very special episode Melissa and Barbara have a guest on to explain Jesus and Veggie Tales which is apparently a story about a bunch of sentient sex toys singing songs and making friends to save Christmas.     Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

The man who can't be hated and a dog who can't be killed team up to get laid at the vet's office. Lotta poop talk right out the gate in this one and, from the bottom of our farts, we are sorry. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

A group of naive but driven suburbanites head to the "Big Bean" in the hopes of making it in the blues scene, but find that their melancholic memoirs are better suited for an altogether different art form: elaborate magazine heists. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

Sometimes, the real family is the butts you touch along the way. Melissa explains this good movie for bad perverts, suggests how they could have made it less perverted, and demonstrates the only correct response to someone needing an abortion. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

Satan summons his garbage army to prevent a dog from having nice things. None of that matters though, because we spend most of the time making fun of transphobes. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate Or to PACE Society, here: https://www.pace-society.org/can-help/

On this spooky Halloween special, the witches talk about the only universal fear experienced by every living person: capitalism under the sea. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

This week on a very special episode, Melissa and Barbara criticize movie patrons, hotel managers, mediocre men, actors, scared women, novelists, artists, murderers and, most of all, themselves.   All play and no work makes Barbara and Melissa start a podcast.

What if your sex life was directed by Zalman King? What if Sabrina the Teenage Witch had an emotionally abusive younger brother instead of a cat? What if you could make your teacher... uh, strip? Barbara finds out so you don't have to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxxBXpnn2Jw Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

When a young man is murdered, his ghost finds friendship in a ragtag group of spectral vigilantes who help him keep his girlfriend safe, his name clear, and his flowers punched. Stay tuned til then end of the episode, the ghouls leave you with a question to meditate on until next week. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

A vampire needs staff for his steak and liver restaurant. A young woman in her prime receives a robot in the mail from a secret admirer. Barbara explains how these 2 stories intertwine. Plus, the lads have a cool and chill rap about the upcoming election. Watch the whole ass movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdY44Rv73M0 Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

IMDB user black_rose0997 might have dubbed it "pathetically awful", but Melissa explains the profoundly communist message embedded within this classic film which is as misunderstood as its monster. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

We love you very much but we are very busy so here's another clip show. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

When a disgraced soldier receives four white feathers in the mail, he's thrown back into the horrors of war for one last mission: he must reassemble his bird. CW: Discussion of transphobia and rape starts around 5:50 and ends at 12:40 Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

Hey guys, Barbara here. I make a pretty weak Oscar Wilde reference in this one and I just wanna get out ahead of it and say I'm sorry. It's not offensive or anything, it's just not funny, even in a "Hah, I read that book!" kind of way. Which you might say is worse than being offensive. I don't know why you'd say that but you might. Anyway, thanks for reading. Have a good lunch. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

Cat women. Neko Girls. Ladies with rabies. Call them what you want, just don't call them a quintessentially 50's manifestation of lesbophobic anxiety! Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/ Or to Pivot Legal Society, here: https://pivotlegal.nationbuilder.com/donate

Melissa retells an episode of Bob's Burgers by memory and Barbara laments about her love for Zeke. We both question the methods to Billy Eichner's comedy.

They said it was crazy. They said it couldn't be done. But in 1979, Robert Benton proved to the world that you COULD make a musical about divorce. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

Join Barbara & Melissa as they dive deep into this movie based on a play based on a book so good that it'll have you desecrating entire cultures in the name of its protagonist. BISEXUAL ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wE1sKKZqos Email us about our blasphemy: iforgotmovies@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

Melissa recounts the plot of Stir Crazy (1980), a buddy cop dramedy about two detectives who go undercover at the racism factory to find themselves a lovably muscular friend. A woman speaks eventually. The real movie based on our podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCQ8Ou-z2qc Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast If you have money that you want to give us, why? Here you go, I guess: https://ko-fi.com/iforgotmovies If you have money you don't want to give us, you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

Barbara recounts Rear Window (1954), the first in a long history of films featuring a cop with a window fetish. "Rear Window" sounds like a butthole. Thanks for reading. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast We don't have a Patreon but you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

Just for us, Melissa has spent her week pouring over the text and (darkly erotic) subtext of this 1985 apocryphon. Listen as she shares her findings of the ancient prophecies held within Ladyhawke, teaches us the correct way to punch a wolf, and really gives that Matthew Broderick guy whatfor. Our sincere apologies to Dave Navarro. He seems pretty chill, actually. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast We don't have a Patreon but you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

Join rational skeptics Barbara and Melissa as they share only the cold, hard facts about this powerful satire in which a reasonable man of science must give up his job, his freedom, and his 70k+ karma reddit account once he is diagnosed with the fictional disease "anxiety". Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast We don't have a Patreon but you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

In this week's episode Melissa throws convention to the wind and tells a tale of the sea and the three men in love with it, each other, and a shark. Also the shark eats some people but that's sometimes what sharks do but it still makes things complicated. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast We don't have a Patreon but you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

On this very special episode of I Forgot, Kenny Loggins joins us to discuss life, music, dreams, dogs, goat-dolphins, and my butt. (We missed a week so here's some outtakes.) Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast We don't have a Patreon but you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

A new kind of Depression makes its debut on the podcast as Barbara recounts this crime drama set in the 1930s. Featuring an all-original soundtrack from Kenny Loggins (friend of the show), Paper Moon (1973) is part haunting portrayal of poverty-stricken Missouri, part sleight of hand youtube tutorial, all child-friendly cigarettes. Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast We don't have a Patreon but you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

Melissa recounts an age-old tale of love, class, big dreams, big sweaters, no sweaters, no clothes, sexy lobsters, crystal pepsi, and interior design. That's right, get your dancing shoes on and pull your sleeve bras off for Flashdance! Follow us on Twitter, maybe: @IForgotPodcast We don't have a Patreon but you can donate to WISH, a trans-friendly drop-in center for sex workers in Vancouver’s downtown Eastside, here: https://wish-vancouver.net/get-involved/donate/

Barbara recounts the classic golf/philosophy film Caddyshack from the 1980s or 70s. Nobody knows for sure. This is the first instance of 2 different kinds of rich person appearing in the same movie.

Melissa summarizes the 1942 film Cat People, an early cult classic for furries that inspired the character Gayle on Bob's Burgers.

Barbara tells us about Thomas Hanks' most unlikable role as Splash Gordon, a heartless fruit monger who, against all odds, falls in love with a mermaid. 

Melissa explains the 1922 comedy Nosferatu, one of Adam Sandler's most ambitious roles and a strange but welcome departure from Happy Madison's catalogue for the time. Please follow us on Twitter. We are need attention to feel real: https://twitter.com/IForgotPodcast

Citizen Kane eat your literal heart out. Barbara explains the plot of the greatest piece of cinema in human history featuring your unexpectedly sexy weed dads, Cheech & Chong.

Melissa explains the plot of The Real McCoy, a high jinks-filled romp in which every single supporting character can go directly to hell.

Barbara explains every insufferable second of Basic Instinct, a 1992 film about jizz. If you have a familial relation to Barbara you are legally required to skip this episode.

Melissa explains Xanadu, the 80's dance video featuring, for some reason, Gene Kelly. We also celebrate defunding terfs.

Barbara explains Fatal Attaction, a film with more Michael Douglas than expected and fewer leg-crossing scenes than hoped.

Melissa explains the plot (we use the term loosely) of Top Gun, a 1986 film about skywriters learning to love.