Monday might suck but Masturbation Monday is the best day of the week. Smutty authors write and share their sexy stories. You can read the hundreds of stories shared since 2014 on the website, but this is the place to listen to sexy stories. Every Monday John Brownstone will read a different piece o…
I love Dr. J. Her writing, her personality, HER! She writes some of the steamiest, sexiest smut, and ]always with fully developed characters, clear lines of consent, and sexy, kinky fun. This week’s story, The Calendar Man, is no exception! In this episode: John Brownstone reads The Calendar Man by Dr. J. Originally published during Masturbation… Read More The Calendar Man by Dr. J The post The Calendar Man by Dr. J appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
F. Leonora Solomon is a close friend, an amazing blogger, and a great storyteller. Since the very early days of Masturbation Monday, she’s kept up a storyline that always leaves me wanting more. Some scenes need a lot of context of what’s going on and others don’t. This week, because the posts are so short,… Read More Gargoyle and Another Dream by F. Leonora Solomon The post Gargoyle and Another Dream by F. Leonora Solomon appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Violet Fawkes is a sex blogger, sex toy reviewer, celebrator of Boobday (the second best day of the week), and a FemDom who gives us a peek into her musings and her imagination. Her erotic fiction offers insight into a side of BDSM many of us don’t get enough of (the female Dominant side). Fact… Read More Yours by Violet Fawkes The post Yours by Violet Fawkes appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Sarah Helena Heart aka ChinaDoll320 is a young submissive and writer with a lot of talent and kinky creativity. Both her personal journey into D/s and her imagination combine for smutty stories that will make you realizes kinks you never knew you had. Or maybe that’s just me. **Correction, in the intro we said Sarah… Read More New Year’s Resolutions by Sarah Helena Heart The post New Year’s Resolutions by Sarah Helena Heart appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
The Masturbation Monday podcast is less than a year old, and it seems fitting that we close out 2018 with the smutty writer (and dear friend) who helped us begin this adventure back in March. This week, we’re so happy to feature Mischa Eliot for episode 34. She writes erotica that’ll melt your bed, your… Read More Drizzled in Honey by Mischa Eliot The post Drizzled in Honey by Mischa Eliot appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Posy Churchgate seems to still consider herself a newbie sex blogger, but over the past year or so since I’ve met her, she’s grown by leaps and bounds. When she’s not experimenting with new ways to write, she’s sharing both her memories of love and lust and her fantasies. She’s also a warm, caring person… Read More Send Me a Selfie by Posy Churchgate The post Send Me a Selfie by Posy Churchgate appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Kisungura, of My Controlled Ascent, may be a newer sex blogger, but she is a brilliant one. Her blog is a mix of the reality of her D/s life with a healthy (and delicious) dose of kinky fantasies and fiction. Her work is the kind that makes our kinky hearts flutter over here and also… Read More The Coronet by Kisungura The post The Coronet by Kisungura appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
I remember reading this post by Floss Liddell, and thinking, “Yesssss! I want to be a dirty girl, too!” — and for the record, I hate cleaning. Floss is a kinky podcaster and an amazing weaver of smutty words. Her non-fiction posts about BDSM and kink are thoughtful and insightful, but it’s her erotica that’ll… Read More Cleaning Up Her Mess by Floss Liddell The post Cleaning Up Her Mess by Floss Liddell appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Quinn Rhodes considers herself a baby sex blogger, but with the heat she brings to everything she does, she writes like a pro and she’s much better at smutty story-telling than she realizes. From her queer fantasies to her very erotic realities, everything from her is a delight and her smut is absolutely delicious. Hopefully,… Read More Sweet, Half-Asleep Sex by Quinn Rhodes The post Sweet, Half-Asleep Sex by Quinn Rhodes appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Not only is Scandarella one of the best erotica writers I’ve ever read, she’s the absolute Queen!, Empress!, Goddess! of paranormal, spooky, haunting, and sexy tales. Every story has a twist, and even when you know it’s coming, it’s never what you expect it to be. So yes, of course, her story is featured during… Read More Scarecrow by Scandarella The post Scarecrow by Scandarella appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Nicci Haydon writes fierce, sexy, sensual, and mouth-watering erotica, and this story — Caught — has been a particular favorite of mine. If you love guy on guy action, mutual masturbation, and other delicious sexiness, you’re going to love this series. Very slowly, like the teases we are, we’ll share recordings of subsequent parts. But… Read More Caught, Part 1 by Nicci Haydon The post Caught, Part 1 by Nicci Haydon appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Marie Rebelle is an amazing sex blogger and a leader in the sex blogging community. That she writes excellent smut is a massive and kinky bonus! We’re so glad to have her story on the podcast this week! In this episode: John Brownstone reads Next Time by Marie Rebelle. Originally published during Masturbation Monday week 210.… Read More Next Time by Marie Rebelle The post Next Time by Marie Rebelle appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
We are so happy to have Victoria Blisse’s story on the podcast this week. Much of her writing on her blog is from her own kinky experiences. Even when she’s writing fiction, like this week’s episode, you can tell she’s someone who gets kink, BDSM, and D/s on very real levels. And yes, she is… Read More Are You Fingering Me? by Victoria Blisse MM026 The post Are You Fingering Me? by Victoria Blisse MM026 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Sarah Helena Heart aka ChinaDoll320 is a young submissive exploring her kinks through her writing. She shares her real experiences and her erotic fantasies. Her kinks might not always be my kinks, but she always makes it all sound intriguing and sexy! In this episode: John Brownstone reads Second Dessert by Sarah Helena Heart. Originally published… Read More Second Dessert by Sarah Helena Heart MM025 The post Second Dessert by Sarah Helena Heart MM025 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
F. Leonora is a dear friend, a fellow sex blogger, and an amazing friend. She and I bonded over Eroticon 2017, and we’ve been soul sisters ever since. So yes, I’m very excited she’s on the podcast this week! In this episode: John Brownstone reads Suit by F. Leonora Solomon. Originally published on Masturbation Monday week… Read More Suit by F. Leonora Solomon MM024 The post Suit by F. Leonora Solomon MM024 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Lascivious Lucy writes some of the most delicious erotica I get to read in a given week. Her imagination will take you from the paranormal to the fun and kinky from story to story, and every story always makes you want to read more. In this episode: John Brownstone reads Wrong Number by Lascivious Lucy. Originally… Read More Wrong Number by Lascivious Lucy MM023 The post Wrong Number by Lascivious Lucy MM023 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Asrai Devin is an amazing erotic author and teller of sexy tales. Her characters always feel real which makes it easier to care about them. We are so happy to be able to feature her brand of smut on the podcast this week! In this episode: John Brownstone reads I Love a Man in a… Read More I Love a Man in a Suit by Asrai Devin MM022 The post I Love a Man in a Suit by Asrai Devin MM022 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Violet Fawkes of Fire and Honey is equal parts insightful, erotic, kinky, and smart. When you read her work, you’re just as likely to learn something new as you are to get turned on. We love her writing and her sexy images and are so glad she’s part of the podcast this week with her… Read More Give and Take by Violet Fawkes MM021 The post Give and Take by Violet Fawkes MM021 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Indigo Byrd does not shy away from the erotic or sensual whether from her past or the thoughts and fantasies she has today. Her work, both writing and photography, has an ethereal quality that makes you feel like you’re in a dream or a trance. She proves that eroticism knows no age limits. In this… Read More Drowsy by Indigo Byrd MM020 The post Drowsy by Indigo Byrd MM020 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Cousin Pons is a lyrical writer who weaves and spins words to tell a story. The premise of any story may seem simple, but he brings out the details in such a way that you feel like you’re experiencing the moment yourself, like it’s happening to you. His writing is amazing, and we highly recommend… Read More A Late Replacement by Cousin Pons MM019 The post A Late Replacement by Cousin Pons MM019 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Amy Norton of Coffee and Kink embraces many things I admire and not just coffee and kink (although there is that). She’s driven, hardworking, smart, open, and forging her own path by embracing all the sides of who she is and wants to be. To say she’s one of my favorite people is putting it… Read More Canvas by Amy Norton MM018 The post Canvas by Amy Norton MM018 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Posy Churchgate writes both thrilling erotic fantasies, but she also writes about her own life and, more recently, her explorations into kink. Whether she’s letting her imagination run wild or she’s re-living a specific moment in time, she always manages to turn me on and catch my attention. In this episode: John Brownstone reads Sports… Read More Sports Car by Posy Churchgate MM017 The post Sports Car by Posy Churchgate MM017 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Lascivious Lucy is such a fantastic writer, and she has a way of making the magical seem so real. With her, magical creatures, the supernatural, and the otherworldly become even more erotic than they might otherwise be! Hali’s Day at the Beach is no exception. In this episode: John Brownstone reads Hali’s Day at the… Read More Hali’s Day at the Beach by Lascivious Lucy MM016 The post Hali’s Day at the Beach by Lascivious Lucy MM016 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
If the image from Molly’s original post don’t distract you, her accompanying story will — in the most delightful way. This level of erotic distraction is something that she excels at. Spend a few minutes listening to this episode and then on her website, and you’ll know it’s true. In this episode: John Brownstone reads… Read More A Little Distraction by Molly Moore MM015 The post A Little Distraction by Molly Moore MM015 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
May More blends her sexual experiences with an analytic mind and a lot of thought, so you don’t just get the smut (which is always fun) but also a peek into her mind. In this episode: John Brownstone reads Stockings, Ripped Shirts, and Observations by May More. Originally published on Masturbation Monday week 167. Follow May… Read More Stockings, Ripped Shirts, and Observations by May More MM014 The post Stockings, Ripped Shirts, and Observations by May More MM014 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
When Elliott Henry isn’t taking selfies of his erection or his post-masturbatory bliss, he’s writing good smut. Some of it’s true, and some isn’t, but it’s all erotic and steamy. In this episode: John Brownstone reads For Old Times Sake by Elliott Henry. Originally published on Masturbation Monday week 154. Follow Elliott Henry for more amazing… Read More For Old Times Sake by Elliott Henry MM013 The post For Old Times Sake by Elliott Henry MM013 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Can you believe we’re already three months into the Masturbation Monday podcast? If this week’s author sounds familiar, it’s because Mischa Eliot was on our very first episode! This week her piece is appropriately titled Audio Porn. And whether it’s her words or John Brownstone’s voice (or a combination), this week is definitely audio porn.… Read More Audio Porn by Mischa Eliot MM012 The post Audio Porn by Mischa Eliot MM012 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
ChinaDoll320 is a kinkster and a budding sex blogger who isn’t afraid to write about her sexual fantasies or the fantasies that she’s just a little curious about. From dark taboo topics that make you sweat to fantasies about college professors that make me want to go back to school, no matter the topic, it’s… Read More The Lifeguard by ChinaDoll320 MM011 The post The Lifeguard by ChinaDoll320 MM011 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Marie Rebelle is no stranger to Masturbation Monday. She participates most weeks, and her images have been prompts several times. That she happens to be a lovely woman, amazing writer, and great friend makes this week’s podcast even better. Even better, her smut game is strong. If you haven’t checked out her work yet, hopefully… Read More Articulated Moments by Marie Rebelle MM010 The post Articulated Moments by Marie Rebelle MM010 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
If you haven’t read Lascivious Lucy’s work, this week’s episode will absolutely whet your appetite. Her writing style pulls you right in, and it’s been known to make me beg for more. Before John Brownstone and I fell in love with her paranormal erotica from the very beginning. She’s an amazing writer with sexy skills… Read More A Day in the Park by Lascivious Lucy MM009 The post A Day in the Park by Lascivious Lucy MM009 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Oleander Plume is talented, wicked funny, delightful, and filled with a smutty imagination. Long before I read any of her gay vampire erotica, I adored her. But throw in vampires who love to fuck and her amazing way with words, and you can’t help but love Oleander. In this episode: John Brownstone reads The Hunger… Read More The Hunger Moon by Oleander Plume MM008 The post The Hunger Moon by Oleander Plume MM008 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Frank Noir writes sexy, smutty things, and has a habit of turning his smut into something interesting and thought-provoking by telling a complete story. His work isn’t just word-porn (although it’s definitely that, too). It’s interesting in a literary kind of way, making you wonder what his characters are up to and what they’ll do… Read More Orgasm Offender by Frank Noir MM007 The post Orgasm Offender by Frank Noir MM007 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Molly Moore might be best known for the erotic and sexy photographs she takes — of herself and others — but her storytelling skills are on fire! I don’t care if she’s writing about something that happened in real life or a bit of fiction, it’s always haaaaaaaaawt. Ding Dong Merrily on High, a smutty… Read More Ding Dong Merrily on High by Molly Moore MM006 The post Ding Dong Merrily on High by Molly Moore MM006 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
So sorry for the delay in getting episode five out last week! Blame it on technical issues that seem to be better now. In this week’s episode, John Brownstone reads Giving a Good Handjob Requires Skill and Enthusiasm by May More. When she’s not writing thought-provoking blog post, she’s turning on readers with smutty stories… Read More Giving a Good Handjob by May More MM005 The post Giving a Good Handjob by May More MM005 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
In episode four of the Masturbation Monday podcast, John Brownstone reads At the Office by Elliott Henry. When Elliott’s not taking amazing dick pics for his blog, he’s writing smutty, smutty stories for everyone to enjoy. In this episode: John Brownstone reads At the Office by Elliott Henry. Originally published on Masturbation Monday weeks 167.… Read More At the Office by Elliott Henry MM004 The post At the Office by Elliott Henry MM004 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
This week we have something a little different. John Brownstone reads three erotic poems written by dokurtybitz. He’s got a kinky side and a way with words. In this episode: John Brownstone reads three erotic poems by dokurtybitz. Originally published on Masturbation Monday weeks 165 and 166. Follow dokurtybitz for more sexy, erotic poetry. Links… Read More Erotic Poetry by dokurtybitz MM003 The post Erotic Poetry by dokurtybitz MM003 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
In the second episode of the Masturbation Monday podcast, John Brownstone reads Rein Me In by Dr. J, a former sex therapist turned erotic author. She’s using what she knows to her (and our) smutty advantage! In this episode: John Brownstone reads Rein Me In by Dr. J Originally published for Masturbation Monday: Week 79… Read More Rein Me In by Dr. J MM002 The post Rein Me In by Dr. J MM002 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.
Welcome to the first episode of the Masturbation Monday podcast! Every week John Brownstone will read another submitted story from a smutty writer. The stories read have been submitted to Masturbation Monday in the past. If you prefer audio smut, this is the place to get it! In this episode: John Brownstone reads Bound by… Read More Bound by Mischa Eliot MM001 The post Bound by Mischa Eliot MM001 appeared first on Masturbation Monday.