Merry Cinemas with Adam and Jess

We're back and the same as ever! Join us for another season of podcasts, merriment, and of course movies. First up, the Family Switch. But don't worry listeners, we would never switch you out of our family.

It began with the war on Christmas. One Christmas was given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. One to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And one was gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these Christmases was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another Christmas was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master Christmas in secret, and into this Christmas he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Christmas to rule them all.

Quick Billy! Linda! Carmichael! Everyone wake up! Adam and Jess came down our chimneys and uploaded a new podcast in our feed about the Rankin and Bass movie The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus! Truly this is the best Christmas yet! Despite the wintery weather our hearts are warmed by their goofs!

We laugh, we cry, we leave it all on the court in this episode. Even though you probably missed this movie when it came out, you won't want to miss this podcast episode about this movie you've probably never heard of. Listen for my sake. This is all I've got going for me. I've told Jess we have thousands of listeners so that she'll respect me but I think she may be realizing that I pay families living in the Chicago suburb area to pretend they listen to this podcast. 

Merry Cinemas has returned to grace Anno Domini 2022! If Lindsey Lohan can launch a comeback then we can launch a comeback by piggybacking on her success. Adam's sick in this one but he played through the pain because you deserve it.

By popular demand, we watched Deck the Halls: This is a movie the world, and everyone in the movie, tried to forget. But, seeing as we are the Indiana Joneses, we dug it up and placed it in the audio museum of our podcast. So tune into Merry Cinemas, the only podcast where one of the host's ego can be seen from space! Warning: Deck the Halls contains some crude themes and we address those. So if you listen with your kids, you might want to listen to this one in advance before sharing it with them. We also let you know when to skip ahead in case some younger ears are listening.

In the Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Stone, Vanessa Hudgens shows herself to be a triple-threat. She can play herself, herself with a bad accent, and herself with a really bad accent. So grab your popcorn, set your Montenero flag to half-mast, and enjoy another episode of Merry Cinemas.

We're back and merrier than ever with a new season of Merry Cinemas. This week we watched Home Sweet Home Alone, a movie depicting what it would be like if America lost the Revolutionary War. We have a lot of thoughts and now they're available to become your thoughts!

When Santa Claus is kidnapped by the New York mafia just before Christmas, Elfette a special not-so-ordinary elf comes to the rescue! She teams up with her friend Sparkle to stop the bad guys, find Santa, and save Christmas. Yes....this is a real movie we that actually watched.

We watched Lifetime original movie: the Spirit of Christmas about a man who is visited by three spirits and forced to change his ways. Wait... No this is a romance about a woman falling in love with a Christmas ghost who is only kind of a ghost? Charles Dickens will not be pleased... (I, Adam, goofed and forgot to add the music. So I reuploaded it.)

From the people who thought CATS didn't have enough Christmas comes a heartwarming cash grab about the true meaning of commercialism. We watched Dr. Seuss's the Grinch the Musical on the NBC.

On the second episode of our podcast, we watched The Princess Switch 2: Switched Again. Don't feel obligated to watch the first one to know what's going on; it won't help that much and I'll feel guilty for suggesting that you watch it.

Jess and I decided to record a podcast where we watch Christmas movies and review them. We think it's funny and if you want us to like you, you'll listen to it. We watched Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas, which is considered by IMDB to be the worst film ever. But is it? We get to the bottom of this centuries old question in our inaugural episode. If you enjoyed listening to it, let us know! If you have a suggestion for what we should watch, send your suggestions!