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My First Time Hilarious and terrible tales of truly awkward firsts. Hosted by Groundlings alums Mary Jo Smith and Colleen Smith (No relation) and new special guests every month!

My First Time Podcast

  • May 2, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 25m AVG DURATION
  • 57 EPISODES


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My First Time - Neighbor

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 72:32


Won't you be our neighbor... in our second quarantine episode? This month's guests discuss the people who live around them and make their lives... better? Worse? Or at least, more interesting. Special Guests: Nicol Paone Derek Ringold Alex Stein

My First Time: Apocalypse

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 77:36


Hello, and welcome to the Apocalypse! How is your quarantine going? Do you see light at the end of the tunnel? This month's guests discuss the ways they are coping/thriving/unraveling in these unique (or not unique?) times. Special Guests: Patrick Bristow Amanda Maddock Sam Pancake

My First Time - No Theme 3

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 80:20


This month we stripped down to basics and did another roundtable of themes. They're like our cheesecake episodes. Google Golden Girls and Cheesecake episodes if you don't understand the reference. Enjoy!

My First Time - Virginity! Live in San Francisco!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2020 65:46


The first of all firsts! This month we traveled to San Francisco SketchFest and told the ultimate first times. Special Guests: Patty Guggenheim Oscar Nunez Bryan Safi

My First Time - Africa

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2019 111:28


Africa is so huge you could fit 2 or 3 other continents inside of it. It's the origin of civilization and of mankind. It's ancient and new. And our guests have touched just the slightest bit of it. This month they tell the story of their first trip to Africa! And sorry, but no one blessed any rains. Special Guests: Kelly Ewing Roxana Ortega

My First Time - Rumors, Gossip and Secrets

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2019 80:58


When was the first time you kept your mouth shut? And when did you first let out a delicious secret? This month we discuss the shame, joy and confusion of the truth and all it's lies. Special Guest: Raymond Carr

My First Time - No theme 2

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 82:07


For the first time, we're doing something for the second time. We've gathered the family around a bowl of random topics and a time limit. It's all over the place! (In a good way) Special Guests: T. Chick McClure Jennifer Smith

My First Time - Thief

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 87:12


Stop thief! Have you ever broken the 8th commandment? What have you stolen? Money? Drugs? Hearts? This months guests confess their crimes. Special Guests: Jay Keith Van Straaten Julie Welch and Ian Smith

My First Time - Nursing

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 78:38


Calling all Florence Nightingales! This months episode focuses on the call to heal and care. Oh and maggots! Special Guests: Sherieda Black Brenda Dixon-Smith

My First Time - Holiday Away From Home

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 70:22


Tis the season! Hark the herald! May the 4th be with you! This month's guests discuss holidays away from home, and the havoc they wrought. Special Guests: Margee Magee Jack Plotnick

My First Time - Dating

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 84:13


Dating is the worst! But our guests still chose to brave the dangers. This month we cover all the horrors of searching for Mr. or Mrs. Right! Special Guests: Alex Enriquez Jeff Galante Kimrie Lewis

My First Time - Drunk

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 85:12


Calling all booze hounds! Listen up, you winos! Snap to, you functioning alcoholics! This month's episode is all about the sauce. Special Guests: Rachel Ramras Derek Ringold & T. Chick McClure

My First Time - Porn

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2019 115:33


What was your first porn? Did you sneak a peek? Did you rub one out? This weeks episode is XXX, Hard-Core storytelling. Special Guests: Natasha Estrada Mick Morgana Ignis Sheila Traviss

My First Time - Conned

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 95:38


Who lied to you first? Who made you a foolish fool of a fool? What was the grift, the scam, the con? This month's guests tell tales of the first time they were bamboozled. Special Guests: Katierose Donohue Ian Gary

My First Time - No Theme

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2018 71:29


This month we decided to keep it in the family with a round robin of random topics and wine! Special Guests: T Chick McClure Jennifer Smith

My First Time - DIY

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2018 81:29


How crafty are you? What have you made, built, sewn, baked or birthed? This month's guests spill their DIY secrets. Special Guests: Tom Lenk Drew Massey Christine McConnell

My First Time - Travel with Parents

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 112:08


Have you ever traveled with your parents? Was is a dream vacation or a series of horrors that you're still recovering from? This months guests tell the tales of their journeys with the ones that made em. Special Guests: Chris Farah Stephen Kearin Hal Rudnick

My First Time - Halloween

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 72:00


Happy Halloween! Mmwwhahaha! Welcome to an episode of horror! Our guests discuss their most memorable Halloweens and spooky encounters! Special Guests: Jordan Black "Cat crossing your path" Misty "Haunted Hilltop with the ghost of Marilyn" Monroe-Clark Patton "Pending on horror" Oswalt

My First Time - Movie

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2018 77:11


What is your first movie? Did you see it in the theater? Did you make it? Did you make it AND see it in the theaters?! This months guests discuss the insides and outsides of the art called Cinema! Special Guests: Todd Berger Ethan Erwin Dana Powell

My First Time - Traveled for Work

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 118:58


Have you ever left town for work? Did you need a visa, or a translation app or several vaccines? This months guests discuss the first time they worked away from home.

My First Time - Camping

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 80:39


The great outdoors! When was the first time you communed with Mother Nature? This month's guests tell us harrowing and hilarious tales of the wild. Special Guests: Steven Cragg Mike Rose Ian Smith

My First Time - School

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2018 114:53


School is back in session. We have tales from Boarding schools, Catholic schools, Military schools, Home schools and Cold War era Russian schools. We went all out for this deluxe episode. Special Guests: Tony Cavalero Katya Duft Brian Henson Danielle Morrow

My First Time - Lost

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2018 87:05


Have you ever been lost? Physically? Emotionally? Physically and emotionally? How did you find your way back? Did you find your way back? This month's guests tell tales of when they got off track and how they made it home. Special Guests: Erica Blumfield Margee Magee Jonathan Tipton Meyer

My First Time - Motherhood

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2018 86:00


Have you ever had a baby? Pushed life out between your legs and stared screaming into the void!? Well our guests have! We've got your miracle of life right here. Special Guests: Abby Cohen Michelle Noh Christen Sussin

My First Time - Trip Abroad

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2018 104:55


Have you ever left the country? Did it involve drugs, knives, nudity, crime, cops, ambassadors, porn, vomit and weeping? Well our stories do. Take a listen to our tales of international intrigue. Special Guests: Eliot Schwartz Ian Bond-Smith Alex Staggs

My First Time - Buying a House

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2018 74:30


Have you ever bought a house? You appraised and escrowed and mortgaged! Was it a dream house or a HELL HOUSE? This months guests talk about the first time they took that risk to be a part of the American Dream. Special Guests: Damon Jones Kate Frisbee

My First Time - Hate

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2017 99:42


Happy New Year! So what do you despise? What crawls under your skin and festers and rots till you're filled with a boiling rage that threatens to consume you alive?!?! This months guests tell us the people and things that drive them insane. Special Guests: Diana Dinerman Stephen Guarino Mindy Sterling

My First Time - Sports

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 84:40


Come on Champs! Get in the game! Do you love sports? Or do they make you break out in a cold sweat? This months guests discuss their physical aptitude and their love for the game. Special Guests: Bill Barretta Taran Killam Nicol Paone

My First Time - Crush

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2017 73:11


Who was your first crush? Did you, like Alicia Silverstone in The Crush, try to kill Cary Elwes's girlfriend? Or did you just write Mrs. Cary Elwes over and over in your diary like everyone else? Either way, listen to this month's guests talk about how they handled the intense emotions of a first crush. Oh and watch The Crush. It's a delight. Special Guests: H Michael Croner Katie Molinaro

My First Time - Leap of Faith/Risk

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2017 90:14


Have you ever taken a huge risk? Have you ever made that huge leap of faith that changed your life? This months guests discuss the irresponsible, reckless and brave things they did that changed their lives. If only for a brief time. Special Guests: Charlotte Newhouse Jim Rash Lynne Stewart

My First Time - Prank

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2017 72:52


Well aren't you the trickster! Playing games on people! You filthy prankster! Do you feel terrible for what you did? Or horribly alive? This months guests discuss the first prank they committed or were the victim of. Special Guests Jillian Bell Tessa Goss Michael Oosterom

My First Time - Sexual Awakening

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2017 99:36


When did you first feel sexual feelings? Who was that forbidden crush? What was your first dirty book? And why did it all feel so bad and sooooo good? This months guests talk about those moments in their lives when their hearts were racing and their loins were inflamed! Special Guests: Nicole Burch Navaris Darson Natasha Estrada

My First Time - Boob Job

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2017 76:54


What is your relationship with boobs, breast, honkers? Do you love them or hate them? This months guests discuss their complicated relationship with their fun bags. Special Guests: Ally Loprete Chick McClure Allison Wolcott

My First Time - Fatherhood

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2017 85:37


Fatherhood! What does it mean to be a father? How do you take care of a tiny human life? Our dads tell the tales of biological, foster and adopted children. Special Guests: Jason Allen Andrew Friedman Mike Loprete

My First Time - Award

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2017 78:12


When did you first win? How did victory taste? Like a sweet delicious elixir of power and life? This month's guests do not have stories like that. But still they're all winners! Special Guests: Sarah Baker Bronston Jones Pete Zias

My First Time - Rape

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2017 87:57


This month our guests open up about a very intense subject. It's hard to describe and so we won't. Special Guests: Poorna Jagannathan Amy Smallman-Winston

My First Time - Apartment Small

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2017 91:24


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My First Time - Apartment

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2017 91:24


Where was the first place you landed after you left your parents house? Was is everything you dreamed of? Or was it a horrible pit of loneliness and grief? Either way, Happy Housewarming! Special Guests: Michael Hitchcock Tom Lenk Paul F. Tompkins

My First Time - Car

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2017 89:55


Do you remember your first car? Was is freedom made of steel and wheels and music? This month's guests tell the tales of their first sweet ride. Special Guests: Artemis Pebdani Gary Anthony Williams Jim Wise

My First Time - Cancer

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2016 85:31


We're starting the New Year off right! With a hilarious topic, Cancer! This months guests talk about their experiences with the dreaded C-word. Special Guests: Jocelyn Heaney Steve Mallory Tim McKernan

My First Time - I Was Scared Shitless

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2016 56:00


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My First Time - Racism

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2016 127:02


This month we get into the real of racism. That first moment when you realize people are judging you by the color of your skin. Special Guests: Jordan Black Neel Nanda Roxana Ortega

My First Time - Sexism

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2016 106:08


Hey girl! Smile and make me a sandwich! When was the first time you realized a lot of people think being a girl isn't the best in the world? Our guest talk about the first time they and their dirty lady parts encountered sexism. Be warned, they're very shrill and bossy! Special Guests: Jean Black Jennifer Coolidge Povi-Tamu Bryant Chase Winton

My First Time - One Man Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2016 94:32


Birth! Life! Death! Have you ever put on a one man show? Have you ever plumed the depths of your life to entertain the masses? This month guests show us the many layers of their onions. Breath and enjoy. Special Guests: Drew Droege Misty Monroe Sam Pancake

My First Time - Trouble with the Police

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2016 79:35


When was the first time you got into trouble with the Cops? The Fuzz? The P. I. G. ? This months guests tell us of their criminal pasts. Colleen is out of town so Ian Smith takes her place in this very special episode as a guest and host. Special Guests: Christina Karaba Ben Wells

My First Time - Sibling Rivalries

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2016 83:32


When is the first time things got really real between you and your sibling(s)? Did you laugh, weep or beat the crap out of each other? Or all of the above? This months guests talk about pivotal moments with their brothers and sisters. Special Guests: Michael Aspinwall Colleen O'Neill Patrick Marks

My First Time - Drugs!

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2016 73:26


Hey there Hep Cats! When was the first time you danced with Mr Brownstone? Or chased the White Rabbit? Or did a bunch of Nyquil? Well this month's guests open up about the first time they Chased the Dragon! (No dragons were harmed in the making of this episode) Special Guests: Peggy Etra Deanna Oliver Ian Smith

My First Time - Victim of a Crime

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2016 79:22


Have you ever been a victim of a crime? Did you freeze, run, pee your pants or turn vigilante? This moths guests tell us their terrible and hilarious tales of true crime. Special Guests: Jayne Entwistle Andrew Friedman Nicol Paone

My First Time - My First Love

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2016 90:58


When did your heart first skip a beat? Who or what made you fell truly alive for the first time? Do you, perchance, love them still? This month's guests tell us about the first time they fell in love! Special Guests: Kevin Berntson Karri Turner Michaela Watkins

My First Time - I was an Asshole

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2016 96:40


Hey Asshole! If you turned, this episode is for you. Face it, you know at some point you we're a horrible excuse for a human being. Special Guests: Tim Bagley Kyle Dunnigan Jimmy Fowlie

My First Time - The 1st Time My Parents Betrayed Me

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2016 101:26


Ahh parenting. They says it's the hardest job in the world. Well we're here to tell you the first time or several times our parents really proved that ol' chestnut of a saying. With Stories By Jeremy Rowley Amy Proccaci

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