Hey. I have no friends. I got a stimulus check and decided to start a podcast to try and make some. Join me (and sometimes my girlfriend) as we attempt to find friendship through odd conversations with people we barely know.
I've worked at a job for the past 9 months and haven't met a single coworker, until now. We talked about The Land (shoutout MGK), Browns vs Steelers, Me and Si's first date, Moving to Nashville, Getting COVID calls, Music Improv, Random music shiz, Tik Tok Talk, Crashing Motorcycles, Past jobs, Valentines Stories, and plenty of other nonsense. Took me awhile to post this because i was being a bum and in my feelings, but here it is. Check out Luke Albe's single "Pineapple" on Spotify.
Yes I'm running out of people to bring on so I asked my brother to see if one of his friends would join. So this episode features lil bro Ross and his friend John AKA pdwubbz. we talked about st louis, fat beats, bad jobs, being a salesman, crack tv, vinyl, pdwubbz soundcloud, the smash bros culture, and more.
Another episode still not having friends so I had on my cousin and her husband. I gave them wedding presents (1.5 years late). We talked about poor genetics, the teacher's lounge, world travels, being bad at sports, chicken busses, Metro Mesmerizing Massage, dark side of Chuckee Cheese, Nic Cage, top 5 billionaires to rule the country, buying jewelry, wedding cicadas, tiktok, tn, pokemon, and more.
Got the little bro to come down and join me for episode 7. We talked about tooth brush beef. Russian racism. Hoarders. Middle School troubles. Adolescent friend groups. Horticulture club. Other McCorkle families. Hot girl puking on a plane. Washed up sport stars. Mr. Big Chest Vs. Juice Superbowl. Mike Tomlin isms. DBZ and DBZ Fanfic. Rule 34. MN Love Boat. Thoughts on marriage. Israeli Jewelers.
Si was willing to grace me with her presence today. We talked about life in Nashville. Puppies. Too many dogs in airports. Airplane peanut allergy deaths. HVAC encounter. Fat shamed bride, Larry King's marital history. Progressive proposals. Buying children Chanel. Couple's card game. Public Storage. Damn Si looks hot, doesn't she?
Solo episode. NKA purpose. Moving to Nashville. Officially having no friends. Being a home body. Not leaving the house. Puppy Prevention. Anime. Girls and delivery drivers hitting on Si. Attack on Titan turning the youth Alt-Right, and more. This episode sucks but here you go.
Welcome to the No Known Associates Podcast. On episode 4 I had on a bridge tender and a bmx god. We hear tales from a bridge tender, Wonder Bread death trucks, porpoises vs dolphins, funeral finger banging a bald chick, Ricky's girlfriend proposing to herself on his behalf, not giving phone numbers to white people, Halo2, Dads Tomorrow, Mike's 10 rack Funko Pop collection, Pokemon thievery, being program kids in the d, Ricky's lost Mustang, Mike's bmx history, Yo Man Street Classics, bad roommates, Ricky vs Trump.
Welcome to the No Known Associates Podcast. On this episode I invited my only friend to join Sierra and I. We talked about how we're leaving Florida, how much Florida sucks, Big Dusty, Rappers beef with teachers, Dreams, Sleep Fricking, Philanthropy ideas, Grillz, and how Nio and I will be back to having no friends after Sierra and I move. RIP Ms. Regal
Welcome to the No Known Associates Podcast. I have no friends and am hoping to make some. On the first episode we talk about how Pam hates music, is NAMBLA worse than bumper stickers, Nate being the type of person who has bumper stickers on his Prius, what Chuckie's wife's name is, raising awareness, what year 9/11 happened, love, the LP Marvel Universe, Casey Anthony buying a mother's day package at a tanning salon, failed jury duty experience, and more.