Not You, Guillermo: A 'What We Do In The Shadows' Podcast

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Do you like human drambuie or genuine Arizonan nacho chips? Or maybe you’re just a human podcast fan who likes vampires that live in Staten Island? Either way, we've got a show for you! This is 'Not You, Guillermo,' a 'What We Do In The Shadows' podcast,

Not You, Guillermo


    • Oct 31, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 13 EPISODES


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    Season 4 Recap Part 2: Colin Doesn't Remember Anything, & Neither Do We

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 52:33


    Just in time for Halloween (totally on purpose), Pat and Nicole are here to talk episodes 7-10 of What We Do In The Shadows Season 4! Colin is back to his old self, Guillermo is closer than ever to becoming a vampire, Laszlo experiences emotional growth for perhaps the first time, and Nandor tries to go back to the way things were! Plus, we talk Clone High, home reno shows, and the potential future of the pod! Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymo Follow Nicole on Twitter @nicoleconlan and on Instagram @thenicoleconlan BAAAAT!

    Resurrecting The Pod, And Also Nandor's 37 Wives

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 82:16


    Patrick and Nicole are back from the dead to talk about the first 6 episodes of the season (checking in at the classic 60% mark)! The vampires are all together again: Nadja is launching her own nightclub, Nandor is looking for love, Laszlo is teaching Colin how to be a classy gentleman, and Guillermo is cooking the books. Additionally, Patrick and Nicole discuss the movies Cube and Orange County, the lineup of the band Crazytown, and some behind-the-scenes changes on the pod. Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymo Follow Nicole on Twitter @nicoleconlan and on Instagram @thenicoleconlan BAAAAT!

    A Portrait of the Colin as a Young Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 41:48


    Last week there were a lot of shocking events… this week we don't get many answers. With the crew splitting up across the globe Patrick & Nicole are wondering what it all means for next season. They also discuss the future of Colin Robinson….and the podcast.Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymoFollow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan.Follow The Dipp on Instagram at @thedipp

    The Fate of Colin Robinson & Talking Costumes with Amanda Neale

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 48:45


    Patrick and Nicole debate Colin Robinson's future after the shocking developments that explain Laszlo's strange behavior this season. They're also joined by Amanda Neale, who was the costume designer for the What We Do In the Shadows movie, as well as seasons 1 & 2 of the FX show. Neale talks about the unique challenges of designing costumes for an improvised show, and how Nandor maintained his 700-year-old wardrobe.Follow Amanda Neale at @amandajnealeFollow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymoFollow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan.Follow The Dipp on Instagram at @thedipp

    Jan's Long Con & Shadows at NY Comic Con

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 48:50


    Nicole and Patrick talk about “The Wellness Center” and celebrate Cree Summer's long career. We also take a field trip to get you some exclusive audio from the cast and writers at the Press Room at NY Comic Con, where Patrick finally asks showrunner Paul Simms, what kills Colin Robinson? Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymoFollow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan.Follow The Dipp on Instagram at @thedipp

    The Siren & The Pilot w/ Jon Gabrus

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 60:04


    In this episode Patrick and Nicole talk about which remote island Sheila could have been on, Laszlo's experience at Best Buy, and whether Colin really found love. They're also joined by Jon Gabrus, who plays the Wharfinger in the pilot episode. Gabrus's streak of having the longest episode of every show he appears on remains unbroken.Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymoFollow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan.Follow The Dipp on Instagram at @thedippFollow Jon Gabrus at @Gabrus

    Lil' Guys with Zach Dunn and Jake Bender

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 46:05


    Patrick and Nicole are joined by WWDITS writers Zach Dunn and Jake Bender to talk about vacationing in Nutley, NJ, exclusive "stuff happening" on the show and this week's episode, “The Escape,” which they also wrote. Follow Zach and Jake on Twitter at @zachbdunn and @jakesbenderFollow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymoFollow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan.Follow The Dipp on Instagram at @thedipp

    Pillow Talk with Anthony Atamanuik

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2021 40:40


    Patrick and Nicole are joined by Anthony Atamanuik (Sean the neighbor) to talk about shooting in Toronto and improvising with Matt Berry and the gang. Then, they recap Episode 5 - Derek returns, Guillermo manipulates, and Colin Robinson does a Jar Jar Binks impression for the ages.

    The Gang Goes To AC

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 48:23


    James Dwyer AKA Jeremy the Virgin joins Patrick and Nicole to talk about filming an orgy the night before Thanksgiving, the rules of craps, and this week's episode, “The Casino.” Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymoNicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan.The Dipp on Instagram at @thedippJames Dwyer on Twitter @jamesbdwyer

    Workin' On Our Twilight Moves

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 27:21


    In this episode, Nicole & Patrick give credit to the poor foley artists of Shadows, reminisce about Angelfire websites, and posit that Gail is just Janice from The Sopranos.Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymo!Follow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan!Follow The Dipp on Instagram at @thedipp!

    Guillermo's Fate & Nandor's Date

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 36:36


    In this episode Patrick & Nicole talk about both "The Prisoner" and "The Cloak of Duplication." They try to figure out the mystery of how Colin Robinson got his powers, the struggle for the throne between Nandor and Nadja, Laszlo's porno odyssey, and most importantly, why the heck is Guillermo eating a hamburger like that?!Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymo!Follow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan!Follow The Dipp on Instagram at @thedipp!

    "Boning Up" on Last Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 34:48


    Patrick Monahan and Nicole Conlan are so excited for Season 3 of What We Do In The Shadows they started their podcast early! They get into the vampiric council org chart, how to kill Colin Robinson, and the process of becoming a Chinese hopping vampire. Plus, some predictions for the upcoming season and all the characters we hope come back to Staten Island. Grab your most cursed hat and join us in the sitting room for a house meeting. (Oh sorry…. Not you, Guillermo)Follow Patrick on Twitter and Instagram at @pattymo!Follow Nicole on Twitter at @nicoleconlan and on Instagram at @thenicoleconlan!Follow The Dipp on Instagram at @thedipp!

    'Not You, Guillermo: A "What We Do In The Shadows" Podcast' Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 1:59


    Want to get a little more familiar with Staten Island's most famous vampires, Nandor the Relentless, Laszlo Cravensworth, Nadja, and Colin Robinson? (But not you, Guillermo)Join hosts Patrick Monahan and Nicole Conlan as they sink their teeth into Season 3 of 'What We Do In The Shadows,' and talk to writers, producers, and others from the series past. Will the vampire puns ever end? Probably not.

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