One Word, Go! Show

Test your giraffe knowledge and see how you fare up against Jay, Andrew, and Dan! Mat returns with a poorly planned game called "Long Neck Fact, or Nah That's Wack"!

Bready or not, here we crumb! The One Word, Go! Show takes baby-steps into returning to the norm. Here's what we've been up to.

A short update about what's to come in 2020 for the One Word, Go! Show.

Boo! It's the One Word, Go! Show's attempt at our 7th Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon! Who will make it into the coveted Midnight Society this year? Listen and find out! Or don't! Dan doesn't make it.

Back at it again with another game! This week, we find out if we can figure out which Crayola crayon color names are real, and which were poorly made up. Selections include Permanent Geranium Lake, Slaughtermelon, and TIMBERWOLF (insert guitar lick here).

Who would you live next to, work for, or murder with a skinny fencing sword? Find out who we pick when we play another one of Mat's Poorly Planned Games™ called Neighbor, Labor, or Sabre!

Today we find out if "nude is the naked truth" by playing a poorly planned game titled "Naked or Faked"!

Mat surprises absolutely nobody by proving he doesn't know the first thing about Greek, Norse, Egyptian, or literally any other type of mythology you can think of.

Wake up, sheeple! The moon landing was a hoax created by lizard Illuminati members! Grab your tinfoil hats and join us as we dive deeper into some more extremely true conspiracy theories on this week's OWG.

Today we're joined by Dan's long-distance American girlfriend; the lovely and soft-spoken Caroline! Listen to the rest of us berate them for intimate details about their relationship!

Mat gets nostalgic over some of the ridiculous skits, intros, and other produced bits that have appeared on the show over the past several years (and even reveals a never-before-heard scrapped intro skit)!

Today, Mat flawlessly sings the first few seconds of his screamo band's newest song to wondrous praise and receives several recording deals.

The hiatus is over! This week, we all take turns pointing out Mat's flaws. Later, listen as he pathetically freaks out at Mélissa for stealing his yo-yo.

Join Mat, Dan, Andrew, and Mélissa on a dip-fueled journey of breaking and entering, secret bandit hideouts, and straight-up murder in this ridiculous special episode of the podcast. 

Andrew and Mat have a klutz-off with a showcase of extreme awkwardness and lack of spacial awareness where the loser wins and the winner loses. Also, we finally play a voicemail that we received back in October.

Would you rather be blind, or be killed by a wizard?

Adam and Bryon from EHAP join us to talk about storm evacuation plans, flatulating Harry Potter corpses, and whether or not Dan's life is more depressing than Adam's.

With this, the One Word, Go! Show's 6th Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon has come to an end. Thanks for a terrifying October!

Chickens in the City.

Andrew, Dan, and Mélissa work together to decode some seriously spooky sounds. Can you tell what's being played before they can?

It's finally time for Mat to redeem himself with a story he wrote himself. Prepare to be disappointed!

On today's show, Mat cries during an Adam Sandler movie and Mélissa cries during a Marvel movie. See if you can guess which ones.

Pennywise from It, Count von Count from Sesame Street, and Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street. Which one would you wed, which one would you bed, and which one would you behead?

Last year, Andrew didn't make it in to the Midnight Society. Can he redeem himself this year?

This week, we discuss the benefits of having a series of comically hidden doors in place of every normal door in your house.

What year did the first haunted house attraction open? Get educated and learn some information you'll never use again with this trivia game - courtesy of Andrew!

Dan's not great at reading out loud to others, but can he fake it well enough to get into the Midnight Society?

Hey Cinderella! Screw you and the pumpkin you rode in on! Your story is so confusing that Mélissa needs to recap the entire thing for us on this week's episode.

What's your favorite halloween candy? Chances are we butchered the name of it while trying to speak backwards.

Mélissa blew our minds last year with a spooky story that made our brains melt out of our ears and our souls crumble into dust. Can she make it into the Midnight Society this year?

Tune in every Tuesday for some spooky stories, every Thursday for some frightening games, and every Sunday for full length bone-chilling episodes brought to you by our Patrons!

Former One Word, Go! Show co-host Breanne returns to the podcast for the first time since 2015 and reminds us all why we miss her so much.

Mat's Mom cracks us all up during the voicemail segment this week by calling in and talking about her elevator flatulence games and (rudely) impersonating a listener of the show.

This week, we workshop a brand new segment tentatively titled "Dirty Definitions", no matter how badly Mélissa and Dan want it to be called "Word-Slang-Bang" or "Slangarang".

What's more terrifying than getting a phone call from your mother, blaming her broken back on your constant crack-stepping? Teaching old man Andrew to "dab on the haters".

This week, Mélissa teaches us how to avoid perverts on the elevator, and we teach her that the word "fulcrum" has nothing to do with men's genitals.

Sexting is a normal part of every relationship, unless one party doesn't know how to "recipicate" the action. Regular episodes return Thursday!

How many times can we browbeat Dan for saying things incorrectly? Find out on this week's prehistoric episode of the One Word, Go! Show.

This week, Mat’s cousin Bradyn allows him to continue the trend of forcing his family members to be on this stupid podcast.

This week, Mélissa tests our knowledge of god-awful internet names for animals and finds out if we can spot the fake dog breeds among the real ones in TWO Poorly Planned Games!

On today's episode, we play another one of Mat's Poorly Planned Games™ called "Is This A Real Newspaper Headline, A Headline From The Onion, Or Did Mat Make It Up?". I'm not good at naming games.

This week, Mat and Dan experiment with their sexuality and learn about hot penguins (but not at the same time).

Dan had a decision to make: spend a week attempting to get a spot at a decrepit old campground in the unforgiving heat with his ugly smelly friend, or fly to Florida to get day-drunk with a beautiful woman. I know the choice seems obvious, but for some reason he chose Florida.

On this week's special One Word, Bro! Show, we find out what our names would be if we were strippers. Later on, Dan gets called out on the voicemail line, and special guest Jason takes his clothes off to Iron Maiden.

This episode was originally posted on September 30th, 2016 and marks both the first appearance of Mumphrey and Chudd, as well as the first mention of Dark Fights!

This week, we listen to satanic messages hidden in classic songs. See if you can guess what people claim is being said before we reveal it!

On today's episode of the podcast, we give you our top 10 reasons to get pooped on by a bird, rather than a human! You won't believe Number 2! (Heh heh.)

Not every episode of the One Word, Go! Show features a half hour discussion about x-rated cartoons being potentially beneficial to predators, but you got lucky this week!

On today's show, Mat hits up the gang for information about the marijuana-drug.

Mat's Mom is back and she's not pulling any punches. Listen as she verbally destroys an innocent voicemail caller and friend of the podcast.

Dan gets his mouth washed out with soap and Tabasco sauce, Mat's dumb tongue and gag reflex stops him from doing the one thing he may actually be good at, Mélissa doesn't wash her genitals, and Andrew is built for books.