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We watched the 2008 hit movie - Jumper - featuring Hayden Christensen. The only way to talk about this bad boy is to jump right in.

Hey y'all, we're sorry about this but we all watched Crank 2. We then also recorded a podcast episode about watching Crank 2.

We watch Crank, and it only takes us about 9 minutes to start doing Jason Statham impressions.

Well if you're anything like Nic Cage, you've already read this caption with your 2-minute future vision. That's probably a good call, with a power like that you've always gotta make sure something is worth your time. In this episode we've just watched the 2007 hit blockbuster, Next!

Well y'all, we collected all seven dragon balls, and we made the wish to watch what might be the worst movie we've seen so far - Dragon Ball Evolution. Listen, hindsight is 20/20, maybe if we'd known how bad it was we would've wished for something more helpful or spectacular, sure. But this is where we are.

We watched Strange Wilderness! There's a lot to talk about here, including:The turkey sceneDanny getting eaten by a sharkThe audio qualityBigfootMilk Bongetc!

Here we go gang, we watched Happy Madison's Grandma's Boy. This film is an absolute cult classic (?), so we're diving in. Notes include:Lions loose in the neighborhood, playing video games to blow off steam, grandmas, and staying over at friends' houses.

Right, so this time we watched Smokin Aces. We're talking about terrible accents and even more terrible jacket stains, both of which are integral to the movie.

Yo, get on your 3D headphones because we're talkin' about Spy Kids 3D. We're talking about Kyle's email response, grandpa's downtime, grandpa's energy force, chief quiche, reality vs. perception, biblical parallels, and more! Before you ask, this isn't the one with George Lopez in it.

Welthumb back everybody. In this one, we're talking all about Steve Oedekerk's thumb-centric masterpiece and Blair Witch parody - The Blair Thumb. We discuss gender identities and shark attacks, we find out some shocking news, and Kyle sends an email.

Monkey bone? More like monkey groan. Okay, now that everyone with a reasonable sense of humor is gone we can begin. We're talking about our 2000s sweetheart Brendan Fraser, the beginning of Adult Swim, and a lot of Kyle's nightmares. All aboard!

This week we decided to test a new format, where we only watch the first half of the movie and we bring our BEST guesses to the table as to how the movie ends. Did we nail it? Did we guess how the movie Gamer ends? Are WE the Gamers now?

SO, we watched Click. Then before we started recording the episode we fast-forwarded using our universal remotes and ended up with this! We hope it's good?

Here comes our first episode, hot and ready. We watched Delta Farce and discussed the problematic nature of the film, Larry the Cable Guy's twitter, and DJ Qualls portraying the role of the world's most substantial pervert.