Our Damn Podcast

We've all seen Disney movies, but how much do we really know about Disney movies? In this episode, join us, our good friend Chris Ross, and several passes of the bong, for a trivia episode worth listening to! With questions curated by our #1 Disney nerd Chloe, you can rest assured they're going to be well thought out. Do you have what it takes to get a perfect score? ODP DESCRIPTION LINKS! Links: Burn Tree, Not Trees Wildfire Fundraiser: https://www.bonfire.com/treenottrees/ Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/ourdamnpodcast/ Discord: https://discord.gg/z6wzEaR Leave us a voicemail! Call: (720) 515-7730 Check out How Are Ya? on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4nfV4dAqcSp1xCUQ30idbQ - Have a damn good day!

Thanksgiving is coming up in the United States, and a big part of the famous (and historically infamous) holiday is the dinner that is served and shared with the family. Rather than debating religion or politics, however, today we will be ranking all the most popular Thanksgiving dinner foods and sides. (Sorry, Mom. Rabbit is not on the list. Maybe next year?) Links: Burn Tree, Not Trees Wildfire Fundraiser: https://www.bonfire.com/treenottrees/ Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/ourdamnpodcast/ Discord: https://discord.gg/z6wzEaR Leave us a voicemail! Call: (720) 515-7730 - Have a damn good day!

Artificial intelligence can do a lot of things but did you know that AI has the capability to complete a sentence for you? Okay, maybe you did, but what about completing an entire paragraph using only one sentence? In this episode, we push the story-telling limits of artificial intelligence (and maybe get high while we do so)! Links: Burn Tree, Not Trees Wildfire Fundraiser: https://www.bonfire.com/treenottrees/ Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/ourdamnpodcast/ Discord: https://discord.gg/z6wzEaR Leave us a voicemail! Call: (720) 515-7730 Transgender Awareness Week: https://www.bustle.com/p/15-trans-rights-organizations-to-donate-to-right-now-40031 - Have a damn good day!

Have you ever been taking a shower and thought to yourself things like: Why do we say we come into this world when we technically come out of it? If the smell of fresh-cut grass is a distress signal to warn other plants of the fact that the grass is in danger, why don't vegans feel bad about the plants? Is the taste of nothing just the taste of my own mouth? If so, then this episode is for you! We take some dabs and get our think-boxes clicking while we explore the wonders of r/ShowerThoughts! Links: Burn Tree, Not Trees Wildfire Fundraiser: https://www.bonfire.com/treenottrees/ Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/ourdamnpodcast/ Discord: https://discord.gg/z6wzEaR Leave us a voicemail! Call: (720) 515-7730 - Have a damn good day!

What strain should you smoke based on your zodiac sign? Who is your cannabis bff? Where should you take a legal weed vacation? We turn back to good ol' BuzzFeed quizzes for the answers to all these questions (for us, at least)! Links: Burn Tree, Not Trees Wildfire Fundraiser: https://www.bonfire.com/treenottrees/ Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/ourdamnpodcast/ Discord: https://discord.gg/z6wzEaR Leave us a voicemail! Call: (720) 515-7730 - Have a damn good day!

Welcome back to our two-part Drunk Scary Story Halloween Special. We missed you. Are you ready for more? Links: The terrifying note addressed to my six-year-old son - finally, some answers - Update 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6497e7/the_terrifying_note_addressed_to_my_sixyearold/ (Get the FREE Audiobook: https://gumroad.com/l/RRPSp/) Burn Tree, Not Trees Wildfire Fundraiser: https://www.bonfire.com/treenottrees/ Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/ourdamnpodcast/ Discord: https://discord.gg/z6wzEaR Leave us a voicemail! Call: (720) 515-7730 - Have a damn good day! (All stories have been compiled from r/nosleep and can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/)

Welcome to our two-part Drunk Scary Story Halloween Special. We look forward to having you. Are you ready? Links: Burn Tree, Not Trees Wildfire Fundraiser: https://www.bonfire.com/treenottrees/ Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/ourdamnpodcast/ Discord: https://discord.gg/z6wzEaR Leave us a voicemail! Call: (720) 515-7730 - Have a damn good day! (All stories have been compiled from r/nosleep and can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/)

After a short, two week hiatus, we are back for SEASON TWO!! What should you expect from us?? Watch and find out. Links: Burn Tree, Not Trees Wildfire Fundraiser: https://www.bonfire.com/treenottrees/ Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/ourdamnpodcast/ Discord: https://discord.gg/z6wzEaR Leave us a voicemail! Call: (720) 515-7730 - Have a damn good day!

TODAY IS THE DAY! Well, today was the day. Here’s a quick announcement letting you all know that we haven’t forgotten! 2020, uh, find a way...to complicate things. Stay tuned for more, and have a damn good day!

As a farewell to summer, and to reminisce on all the fun activities the world missed out on this year, we break out an old favorite: Mad Libs! From cold beers to warm travel destinations, these are sure to cure your imminent seasonal affective disorder!* *DISCLAIMER. This episode description is written for entertainment purposes only. It is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice and should not be relied on as health or personal advice. - Have a/an [explicit adjective] good day!

Astrology: we've all heard of it, but most of us know nothing about it. You may know someone who has a "go-to" horoscope website, whether it's you, a friend, a family member, or that one coworker you constantly avoid who brags about "doing witchcraft", despite only reading her Co-Star app several times a day while doused in essential oils. Well, in this episode, we get high and compare our daily horoscope from multiple sources, just to see how they stack up. What's in the stars for this episode? Give it a listen and find out! - Have a Damn Good Day!

How many articles of clothing could you name in a minute? Now, how many could you name if you were high?? In this episode, we go toe-to-toe in a smoking game that tests how well we can answer these questions and many more! With one minute on the clock, the last person to name something that falls into the selected category has to take a hit. Let's go! Think you can do better? Get some friends and play for yourself! https://www.thegamegal.com/word-generator/ [Game: Subjects | Category: Categories] - Have A Damn Good Day!

If you're under the age of 35, there's a chance that you've encountered and even taken a BuzzFeed "quiz". They're the epitome of Millenial/Gen Z triviality. Well, in this episode, we get high, crack open a cold one (sans the boys), and determine what kind of Millenial Derek is, how popular Chloe's musical theatre opinions are, and who, between the two of us, knows Broadway's critically acclaimed Hamilton the best. So sit back, relax, grab a snack, and follow us down the rabbit hole... We're waiting for ya! - Have A Damn Good Day!

Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House: the tarot reading of elementary school. A lot of us have played it, but how many of us have revisited the "fortune-telling" school game as adults (especially while high)? In this episode, we do exactly that! Come join us as we discover our prophetic ventures together! Chloe's Stoner M.A.S.H: Flower/Dabs/Edibles 4 Strains 4 Smoke Spots 4 Cannabusiness Partners 4 Business Sponsors -have a damn good day!

Much like how every seasoned stoner has a list of their favorite munchies, this episode is dedicated to Derek and Chloe's top ten favorite songs, albums, and artists they prefer to listen to when they're high. From indie to electronic, from heavy metal to pop, there's a little something here for everyone. But don't just take our word for it; drop that needle and give these jams a spin! - Have a Damn Good Day!

In this special episode, we are joined by Derek's sister Anna in a Q&A deep-dive. Get to know all three of us a little bit more as we answer some hard-hitting questions such as "do you think we will ever discover intelligent life on other planets?", "do you know your love language and, if so, what is it?", and "have you ever had a childhood favorite movie that you've watched when you were older and realized it was not quite like what you remembered?". You can trust us when we say that it's a damn good time! Find Anna's artwork on her Etsy store here! (etsy.com/shop/storytellingelf), or follow her @storytellingelf everywhere else! Find ODP merch here! - have a damn good day!

Is BTS overrated? Is Apple Music better than Spotify? Do amine themes really slap? Chloe and Derek are back to tearing apart unpopular opinions! This time, they are all about music. - Have a Damn Good Day!

Every seasoned stoner you meet has a list of their absolute favorite munchies. This episode is dedicated to Derek and Chloe's top ten munchie snacks! If you're smoking along with us and you don't have a snack, you might want to grab one! (Don't say we didn't warn ya!) - Have a Damn Good Day!

Should ketchup be served fridge-cold? Is soda from a fountain superior? Is chocolate ice cream absolutely disgusting? Everyone has an opinion, but some aren't as popular as others. In this episode, Derek and Chloe break down some unpopular opinions about food! - Have a Damn Good Day!

We all have questions - some worth finding the answers to, and some that should probably be kept to ourselves. In this episode, we give our most sound (and high) advice to those who need it... all thanks to the Yahoo! Answers subreddit! (Okay, but, seriously, how can you prove that you are not a lizard dreaming about being a human? This question is costing us sleep.) - Have A Damn Good Day!

Can you guess what Disney song is playing by the first three seconds? Okay, cute, but what if you were high?? Well, that's exactly what Chloe attempts to do in this episode! From Howard Ashman to Phil Collins, it get's pretty intense. Dare I say magical? - Have a Damn Good Day!

Why were two bros (both of which chilling in a hot tub) sitting five feet apart from each other? What restaurant was the guy in his boxers welcoming you to? All these questions and more will be answered in this totally original episode where Derek and Chloe finish Vines, both well known and obscure. The quizzes can be found here (Sporcle), here (also Sporcle), here (Buzzfeed) and here (Intelligencer). (And for those who don't know, "Vine was an American short-form video hosting service where users shared six-second-long, looping video clips. It was founded in June 2012; American microblogging website Twitter acquired it in October 2012, before its launch on January 24, 2013." Thanks, Wikipedia!) - Have a Damn Good Day!

Your favorite family-friendly trivia game is back and better than ever! In this episode, Gill joins us on a fresh new round of the game that you all know and love. Think of it as the Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, or Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo of The Strain Game! Try your hand at it, too! Do you remember which ones are real and which ones are totally made up? Quiz yourself with the link below: The Strain Game

Cards Against Humanity - everyone's favorite adult party game. You've heard of it, you love it, and so we! That's why, along with our super special guest and good friend Gill, we decided to play it after taking some sweet, sweet dabs. Find out why Gill's sticky, what Derek likes to think about in bed, and what totally destroyed Chloe's... well, you'll have to listen to the episode to hear the rest of that. "My shiny teeth that twinkle just like the stars in space. My shiny teeth that sparkle; add beauty to my face. My shiny teeth and me." - Chip Skylark

What do the cannabis strains Cat Piss, Bear Scout, Cap’n Kush, and Bob Saget all have in common? I don't know, but two of those strains aren’t even strains at all! Can you guess which ones are real and which ones are totally made-up? In this episode, join us in a new game where we try our best to figure out if that strain name is real, or just a cleverly named bag of oregano that shady guy at the bus stop sold to your eager, yet gullible cousin.

On this episode, our good friends Gill and Chris join us in a hilarious, occasionally emotional, and all-around jubilant conversation about our first times, best times and worst times. Get to know each of us a little bit more as we share stories of our childhoods, our friendships, and the milestones which helped shape us into who we are today. I hope you have as much fun listening to this as we did creating it! have a damn good day! Subscribe to Chris' streams on Twitch here! (twitch.tv/jarannis)

In this episode, Chloe will be interviewing the other ODP co-host and pretty teenage heartthrob, Derek Alexander! Even more of life's most hard-hitting questions are answered, such as "what's the funniest dad joke?" and "what's the best kind of cheese?". Trust us, it's good shit... At least, we hope so. Get to know Derek more in in another super special episode of Our Damn Podcast!

In this episode, Derek will be interviewing none other than ODP co-host herself, Chloe Guinan! Find out her answers to some of life's most hard-hitting questions, such as "does the toilet paper hang over or under?" and "what would be an accurate tagline for each month?". Hell if Derek knows, but Chloe sure does. All that and more in this special episode of Our Damn Podcast!

Derek and Chloe play an old classic: Mad Libs. It's exactly what you's expect. Have a/an [explicit adjective] good day!

In this episode, Derek and Chloe break down their tattoos and their meanings! It's a damn good time.

2018 is finally over, and Derek and Chloe revel in last year's memories while looking forward to the things 2019 may bring... (also we smoke, nbd.)

What happens when you take advantage of Colorado's recreational cannabis industry and put a married couple in front of a microphone as they get high? This is Our Damn Podcast. We hope you enjoy!