Quart Room

Back in the studio with Braeden Casto and Eli Wietharn to talk about drugs, the post office, and the best ways to waste time.

Markus sits down in the studio to discuss game shows, human anatomy and dating advice for all the young men out there

I was talking into the wrong side of my mic for about half of this one. Ben Kile and Drew Boyles are always great on the 2am recordings.

While reassembling and fixing all of the old equipment I figured I might as well tell some jokes out of the podcast notebook that never made the on-air cut. If you woud be interested in a second season of Quart Room as either a guest or a listener feel free to DM me on Instagram or Twitter. I'd love to hear from you.

Trevor Estrada is the guest here. We were all drunk and told numerous jokes

Yep, thats the whole thing. Fuck Apple for making shitty computers that never work

Just the boys 

Ben Kile joins us for another greatest hits episode. Markus comes out of the gate firing with his greatest bit to date.

Quart Room Fest 2019 is officially on. Liz Hennessey and Keenan Taylor are our first guests.

Keenan and Ajay join us for a late night episode full of very mature, grown-up, good times

Ben KIle joins me for a power hour to riff about Martin Luther KIng, the best cars to have sex in, and The Eagles.

I know it's three days late so stop bothering me. Abbey Mcginley and Ashley Price join us for this one to discuss bad dates and the Women's prison.

My fellow Americans, my name is Ronald Reagan, first openly gay president, and today we will be reviewing Miracle Whip

Notorious Italian-American greaseball Cole Unfred joins us for another episode. We talk about maybe starting a sports podcast so look out for that.

Brittney wilson Joins us to talk about Michael Jackson, R Kelly and other controversial figures.

Griffin Gaggero and Jake Huffman join us to discuss stealing fireworks and trying to suck our own dicks as kids. Just trying to make our parents proud.

Marky Mark and I warm up the podcasting muscles for Spring

This Was an excellent Episode Featuring first-timers Cole Unfred and Alec Boyd. We tried to tell party stories but we always got sidetracked and ended up just making noise

This is by far the craziest episode to date, there were at least 6 all-new guests people on mic at one point. Unfortunately I mixed all of the audio channels wrong so one mic doesn't pick up very well, but at least the episode came out on time. Also I had to do the last 15 minutes of this one by myself.

Ginger Ale, what is that like scottish soda??? Ben KIle was on this one but legally he was never present

This was a weird episode that was a Robin Williams-esque stream of consciousness on my part. Emily Stanley was our guest here and she was pretty solid

Might have had a little bit too much fun on the night this was recorded. Keenan Taylor and Elizabeth Hennessy were on this one along with our new interns.

The boys have been on christmas break so we haven't been upoading. This is an old premium episode from september that I never uploaded on Patreon, hopefully it doesn't suck

THis is now a sex worker podcast 

In this laid back episode the boys discuss why being a douche is the best way to live and work on inventing the next big sport

This episode was recorded over the course of 3 days and featured at least 3 other people in addition to Markus and myself. Among those Include my sister Destiny, her partner Brandon Peterson, and Wisconsin native Kelsey Beermann. 

We changed the layout of the studio so that its easier to converse and it actually led to a pretty good episode. The recorder fucked up at least 3 times though, leading that purchase to haunt me even more.

After our 3 week hiatus we are officially back with the same stuff. Jillian Roy is on this one and she somehow manages to contribute even less than last time, cementing her place as the worst guest in Quart Room history.

In this episode I call out Grace for being a poser and we discuss things that could be considered the "worst". We also read some shit on wikipedia I think, who knows.

I decided to upload this one late again, had to let it marinate for a couple days like baby back ribs.

The first 30 minutes or so of this episode is pretty much just our normal stuff, but about halfway in we actually have some pretty good insights and thoughts if you can believe that.

Feels good to be back in the studio.

Another episode with only the boys. We talk about dating in India at some point... Patreon coming soon

In Grace's absence the fellas discussed manly topics such as football and chowing pussy. You know, guy stuff.

Pretty much the same as the first 3 episodes except this one is new. Groundbreaking stuff here folks.

Elizabeth Hennessey was our guest this episode, we either rambled aimlessly for 2.5 hours or proved a very important point, I dont't remember which.

We tried to do smart shit on this one but gave up after 5 minutes. That's pretty much what you should expect from here on out. Jillian Roy was 4th mic on this one, she's great. The computer fucked up a couple times in the middle, deal with it.

The new crew assembles to give a basic outline of the what the podcast will be. Grace was screaming into her mic and we haven't quite figured out the audio yet. Sorry.