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Should the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

JR Ramsey and Cecelia Montalvo


    • Apr 14, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 24m AVG DURATION
    • 30 EPISODES


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    The Remarkably Random Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 25:00


    In this final episode of Randomize, JR flees from radioactive wolves, and Cecelia says a tearful farewell to Boombox Guy.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastAnd, as mentioned in this episode, if you're looking for a cool canine instagram influencer to follow, definitely check out Marceline the Puppy Queen at https://www.instagram.com/marceline_thepuppyqueen CreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Feline Zombie Warrior

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 23:55


    In this episode, Cecelia meets a stray cat on the brink of international basketball superstardom, and JR dreams of chicken.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Space Sheep Motel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 22:19


    In this episode, Cecelia mean mugs her 3rd grade nemesis, and JR patents space cookies (don’t tell Nestlé… or NASA…).Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Fabled Polka-Dot Ninja

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 22:30


    In this episode, JR offers fashion advice to an ancient sect of warriors, and Cecelia befriends a robot from the distant future.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Ugg Boot Reality

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 28:15


    In this episode, JR unsuccessfully attempts to halt the aging process, and Cecelia discovers a pocket reality hidden deep within her apartment.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Extraterrestrial Humdinger

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 24:26


    In this episode, JR chases aliens, and Cecelia discloses a real life superpower that will blow your mind (possibly literally, not just figuratively).Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Very Random Holiday Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 26:25


    In this episode, JR is tempted by the glitzy lifestyle of Mall Santas, and Cecelia gives the Grinch a run for his money.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Squirrel-pocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 24:52


    In this episode, Cecelia decides life would be better as a leprechaun, and JR defends humanity from our oldest nemesis: the common tree squirrel.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Buttered Popcorn Dilemma

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 26:02


    In this episode, Cecelia revolutionizes the movie theater industry and JR learns a little too much about kangaroos.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Prehistoric Rom-Com

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 25:46


    In this episode, JR goes undercover as a mom, and Cecelia makes librarians around the world shed tears of great sadness.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Nearly Enlightened Cohost

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 23:51


    In this episode, Cecelia nears the point of enlightenment and JR barely escapes a real-life horror film.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Everlasting Hot Dog Conundrum

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 22:19


    In this episode, Cecelia starts a beef with the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary, and JR rushes to the defense of America’s greatest treasure: the hot dog.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Mean Muggin' Monk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 24:22


    Did the creation of the Tempur-Pedic mattress nearly lead to the extinction of mankind? In this episode, JR gets banished from a monastery, and Cecelia infiltrates an illicit Fruit Gushers peddling ring.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Cybernetic Special Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 29:47


    Should you choose abs? Or superpowers? Also, internationally-recognized middle name expert Janie Vu visits the podcast to discuss what it’s like to work at DC Comics, the home of Batman, Wonder Woman, and the criminally-under appreciated Matter-Eater Lad (look him up, y’all, he’s real!).Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Fabled Free High-Five Coupon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 26:31


    Does anything say “I Love You” more than a coupon for a free high five on Valentine’s Day? In this episode, Cecelia strikes fear into the hearts of hardworking florists around the world with a few simple words, and JR starts a car fire.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Last Great Margarita Heist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 25:54


    Should you train your young child to laugh like the Joker? Also, JR fixes Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, and Cecelia embarks on a stealth mission to steal her Uncle Bob’s secret margarita recipe.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Hipster-Approved Iced Latte

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 22:59


    Would you be a "10" on the hipster scale? In this episode, JR considers trading in his car for a unicycle, and Cecelia dedicates her life to studying the ways of the American hipster.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Polar Bear Principle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 24:11


    Is the polar bear nature’s most majestic creature? Or worst roommate ever? Also, Cecelia channels her inner 90s radio DJ, and JR concedes defeat to a sea lion.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Great Moon Shoe Calamity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 24:07


    Is the time ripe for the glorious return of the monocle? Also, JR brings one dinosaur back from extinction, and Cecelia masters the challenging, yet essential Blue Steel modeling pose.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Trans-Dimensional Toaster Oven

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 24:26


    What exactly is a trans-dimensional toaster oven? And is it right for you and your home? In this episode, JR samples some tasty Texas toast from another dimension and Cecelia discloses her greatest weakness.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Intergalactic Squash Feud

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 20:28


    Could your jigsaw puzzling abilities stave off an interplanetary conflict? In this episode, Cecelia settles a beef with an intergalactic foe, and JR compares Britney Spears to Beethoven.IMPORTANT RESOURCES & READS FOR SUPPORTING THE BLACK COMMUNITYAnguish and Action: The Obama Foundation’s Listing of Ways to Help and Get Informedhttps://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/?fbclid=IwAR0SGlNYLfNp_bIuMASTBXE1RlAYJefNVkMfttiuK5tE-LSQVUZ7wzp7ix4“Maintaining Professionalism in the Age of Black Death is… A Lot” by Shenequa Golding - 5/28/20https://medium.com/@shenequagolding/maintaining-professionalism-in-the-age-of-black-death-is-a-lot-5eaec5e17585“Your Black Colleagues May Look Like They’re Okay - Chances Are They’re Not” by Danielle Cadet - 5/28/20https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/05/9841376/black-trauma-george-floyd-dear-white-people?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=tweet“America: A Tale of 2 Cities in Wake of Floyd’s Death” by Chris Cuomo - 5/28/20https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2020/05/30/chris-cuomo-george-floyd-tale-of-two-cities-may-28-sot-cpt.cnnLooking to support a nonprofit that fights for equality? Here are three great options:The Equal Justice Initiativehttps://support.eji.org/give/153413/#!/donation/checkoutNational Urban Leaguehttps://nul.org/donateACLU Foundationhttps://action.aclu.org/give/make-tax-deductible-gift-aclu-foundationEpisode CreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    Bonus Episode: The Backstreet Boy Riots of 2028

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 21:54


    In this never-before-heard test episode, Cecelia comes to terms with being a hobbit, and JR saves America’s greatest musical treasure (The Backstreet Boys) from a terrible fate.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The 1992 Oktoberfest T-Shirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 25:48


    Could you defeat a 200-foot-tall chinchilla? In this episode, JR battles a beast from a dark alternate dimension and Cecelia leaves it all out on the dance floor on the dark side of the moon.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Vacuum-Powered Gold Medalist

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 26:47


    Is competitive showering the next great Olympic sport? In this episode, JR ups his shower game and Cecelia vacuums her way to Olympic glory.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Dystopian Speakeasy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 26:58


    Should the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? In this episode, JR barely survives the apocalypse, and Cecelia sticks it to the Kool-Aid Man.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Crunk Theorem

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 26:08


    Are you using the word “Crunk” enough in your life? In this episode, JR dissects the historical and societal importance of the word "crunk," and Cecelia has a "hella" good time!Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Swashbuckling Hipster Beard

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 25:23


    Have hipster beards gone too far? Also, Cecelia plans her dream vacation to a fast food restaurant, and JR contemplates a life lived in jorts.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Selfie Space-Time Continuum

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 26:57


    Should you take a selfie with Napoleon’s horse? In this episode, Cecelia fiercely rejects her inner snail, and JR kicks it with Napoleon's horse.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Awkward Salmon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 24:15


    What day plans should you make with Bigfoot? In this episode, JR discovers his deep connection with the natural world’s most elusive and mysterious aquatic life form (the awkward salmon), and Cecelia becomes besties with Bigfoot!Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

    The Mythical All-You-Can-Eat Noodle Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 18:42


    Are Boombox Guys the answer to a better world? Also, JR squares off against his arch nemesis, the Hamburglar, and Cecelia cooks up a million-dollar idea.Follow us on social:https://www.instagram.com/randomizepodcastCreditsHosts: JR Ramsey & Cecelia MontalvoProducer & Editor: JR RamseyGraphic Designer: Jeremy JohnsonPodcast Intro Voice Actress: Meghan OlsonAbout RandomizeShould the Kool Aid Man be arrested for breaking and entering? Have hipster beards gone too far? Should you change your middle name to “Doug”? Randomize is the comedy talk show that tackles the pressing topics that humanity desperately needs discussed.

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