Sanity Fair

Just some fun with customer service. Say it with me now, so we don't get disappeared: In Bezos We Trust. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

Kelly and Maria are back on the beat, this time unraveling the Case of the Backyard Gilf Corpse. DJ Deaf Joey has his grandma's casket in his backyard and he seems more than pleased with her company. But why? And also, why? These questions are more are answered in this episode. Hope you have a strong stomach! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

Sometimes twitter brings people together in beautiful ways.... or at least it did for Kelly and political artist Erik Benson who remixes the stars of your favorite childhood cartoons with the atrocities we live with today! Dora's getting taken by I.C.E. and Gerald is getting suffocated by cops. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

Is Mr. Bartels, “BIRDDOG4U“ the Erin Brockovich of Long Island? Or just bat shit crazy? Here's a short 'sode of our boy, Jeff Bartels making sure the Long Island Police Department are earning his tax dollars. “I’ve got more courage than any of you all put together. I’m trying to get out the story about radioactive waste being burned and incinerated like Fushi Yami at the north port power plant.” Why are we whispering? Silas is sleeping. And we're hammered drunk. Cannabis Chic We help to end the stigma of cannabis by educating the masses to improve physical & mental health. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

The time has finally come to use the intel the CIA has been gathering via our phones for a good purpose: Tracking covid spreaders. Speaking of data, Kelly shows Maria a cool Word Cloud depicting Spotify's most downloaded bands. Maria spills about her emo phase, which she's still very much in, and the girls discuss a tiny bit of sports and chemicals. (Seriously, it's like 30 seconds of sports.) It's always entertaining and almost never educational! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

When 2020 goes low, Kelly and Maria get high- ya dig? We're catching up on UFOs, Murder Hornets, Dog DNA, Exploding Head Syndrome, MS complications, drive-by birthday parties, the plague of protestors, and everything in between. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

Ever wonder what type of adults by baby dolls for themselves? If you haven't, we do all the wondering for you in this episode. Inspired by Wife Swap, we get into the nitty gritty of "real" baby dolls that cost thousands of dollars, and the underground cults that obsess over them. As a bonus, Maria sheds some light on her Water Baby experiences as a child. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

If you haven't seen the video, you can watch it here. It's the one with all the water cascading off of the motel balcony onto the Nissan Murano. You know, the one with the soaking wet guy falling onto the windshield and cracking his head i the process? Yeah, thats the one. If you're confused about the rest, let the Yinzer Sisters break it down for you. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

This episode, Kel and Maria do a full mental audit of the infamous God Warrior episode of Trading Spouses. It has it all: hypnotism, gargoyles, psychics, and -most of all- GOD. Every scene is dissected entirely for your listening pleasure. Learn the goings on that lead up to one of the most epic flip-outs in reality TV history. It's the God Warrior - Part 2 episode!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

This episode, Kel and Maria do a full mental audit of the infamous God Warrior episode of Trading Spouses. It has it all: hypnotism, gargoyles, psychics, and -most of all- GOD. Every scene is dissected entirely for your listening pleasure. Learn the goings on that lead up to one of the most epic flip-outs in reality TV history. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)

It’s still Covid19 lockdown, and we’re running out of alcohol. What the actual fuck. Maria and Kelly discuss the mandatory viewing of Tiger King and do a sanity analysis on some questionable facebook posts. Maybe people are being a little extra these days… or completely sane, considering. It’s your call! But we’re all in agreement that it’s a sanity fair. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sanityfair)