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A podcast featuring the Scattered Afterthoughts crew. Rotating members and occasional guests make each episode different from the last.

Scattered Afterthoughts


    • Aug 31, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 13m AVG DURATION
    • 84 EPISODES


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    Episode 56 ~ The Twin Joshuas

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 69:46


    Geronimo sits upon a Texan ivory tower far up above the laws of his countrymen. Talk of things that would have been current a month ago. There's a low whirring at some point that just kinda happens for a while. It's like the third season of Twin Peaks.

    Episode 55 ~ The Gamer Incident

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2023 72:45


    Three people awaken from their two year cryo sleep so that one may experience resurfaced memories of the strongest gamer bro in the multiverse while the other two resume discussing One Piece.Music by Joshua.

    Episode 54 ~ Meat Beat Hours

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 86:08


    Corbin's talent as a programmer is under appreciated. Joshua is light-headed. Geronimo loses his shit for some reason over talking about which Sonic characters he finds “hot” after recounting childhood trauma.Mu

    Episode 53 ~ Josh has the suds

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 88:34


    WARNING: Elden Ring bashing and like 30 straight minutes of Batman talk.Josh caught the suds and Corbin does an Elden Ring postmortem where we nitpick it to hell. After, Geronimo tastes the stars and it kinda tastes like cherry and we spend entirely too long talking about new and old Batman films.Music by Joshua.

    Episode 52 ~ Slow Mode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 56:34


    oh god fuck we recorded this before the actual stuff with Ukraine started happening please don't get mad we aren't like the dumb shits on Twitter trying to make light of everything uhhgh fuck shit

    Episode 51 ~ The Absolute State of Gumby

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 77:46


    wouldn't it be fucked up if Geronimo went out and had a little day out on the townwouldn't it be fucked up if we had better relationships with our dadswouldn't it be fucked up if copyright laws didn't hurt peoplewouldn't it be fucked up if ya girl neglected you for her booksgumby

    Episode 50 ~ Episode 50

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 73:17


    It's the fiftieth episode spectacular, two out of three people just fucking shill some fast food chains because the the other person is in the bathroom, a weird motif of conversations about bodily waste, I killed my mother on April 13, 2002, and I got away with it. They took pity on me because I was just a child, but I knew what I was doing. I work at a post office now and have a dog that hates me.

    Episode 49 ~ FromSoft Theology

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 65:45


    Hey, scatterheads, we've got a real pickle here. Corbin hasn't stopped playing Dark Souls 3 since the last episode, and he's on his fifth playthrough. He stopped coming into work, and rent's coming up at the end of the month. Any little bit helps, and we know he needs it! $CorbinEdwards Music by Joshua. Also don't actually give us money - Geronimo

    Episode 48 ~ ScatterCoin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 106:56


    Corbin goes to a big dance performance during year two of a pandemic during a new mutation like a fucking idiot, but gets to learn about a Chinese cult. NFT's are a cancer. Troy Baker is a shill. We played Guilty Gear together after this

    Episode 47 ~ Christmas Special 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 76:40


    Corbin really hates some guy from Better Call Saul, Joshua really likes Metroid Dread, nobody else has seen the new spiderman, and Geronimo continues to like Taylor Swift. It's a Scattered Afterthoughts Christmas. Music by Kevin MacLeod (I didn't have time to find another Christmas song - Geronimo)

    Episode 46 ~ 3 2 1 WAHOO

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021


    It's almost Christmas time. A Marvel movie is in theaters, people are delivering food on bicycles in the freezing cold, families all around the globe are watching Eight Crazy Nights, as is tradition. Wouldn't it be cool if there was a show about like people working at an office or something? I think I'd call it like 'cubicles' yknow. Music by Corbin and Kevin MacLeod (Wish Background).

    Episode 46 ~ 3 2 1 WAHOO

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 88:35


    It's almost Christmas time. A Marvel movie is in theaters, people are delivering food on bicycles in the freezing cold, families all around the globe are watching Eight Crazy Nights, as is tradition. Wouldn't it be cool if there was a show about like people working at an office or something? I think I'd call it like 'cubicles' yknow. Music by Corbin and Kevin MacLeod (Wish Background).

    Episode 45 ~ Being real, I guess

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021


    The heat death of the universe (also known as the Big Chill or Big Freeze)[1] is a hypothesis on the ultimate fate of the universe, which suggests the universe would evolve to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and would therefore be unable to sustain processes that increase entropy. Heat death does not imply any particular absolute temperature; it only requires that temperature differences or other processes may no longer be exploited to perform work. In the language of physics, this is when the universe reaches thermodynamic equilibrium. If the topology of the universe is open or flat, or if dark energy is a positive cosmological constant (both of which are consistent with current data), the universe will continue expanding forever, and a h Music by Joshua.

    Episode 45 ~ Being real, I guess

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 95:52


    The heat death of the universe (also known as the Big Chill or Big Freeze)[1] is a hypothesis on the ultimate fate of the universe, which suggests the universe would evolve to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and would therefore be unable to sustain processes that increase entropy. Heat death does not imply any particular absolute temperature; it only requires that temperature differences or other processes may no longer be exploited to perform work. In the language of physics, this is when the universe reaches thermodynamic equilibrium. If the topology of the universe is open or flat, or if dark energy is a positive cosmological constant (both of which are consistent with current data), the universe will continue expanding forever, and a h Music by Joshua.

    Episode 44 ~ New Year Extravaganza: The Second One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 86:03


    Geronimo demands that everyone list off everything that they have ran over with their car, but is distracted by talk of Beastars. Also, everyone talked about the fucking Capitol raid, because this was recorded a few days after that happened. Happy New Year. Jesus Christ Music by Joshua.

    Episode 44 ~ New Year Extravaganza: The Second One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 86:03


    Geronimo demands that everyone list off everything that they have ran over with their car, but is distracted by talk of Beastars. Also, everyone talked about the fucking Capitol raid, because this was recorded a few days after that happened. Happy New Year. Jesus Christ Music by Joshua.

    Episode 43 ~ New Year Extravaganza (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 81:09


    What if you were a little molten man, a melty boy, and it made you sleep but then your aunt got you too much kitchenware and that made you mad? damn

    Episode 43 ~ New Year Extravaganza (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 81:09


    What if you were a little molten man, a melty boy, and it made you sleep but then your aunt got you too much kitchenware and that made you mad? damn

    Episode 42 ~ The Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 78:18


    Geronimo's secret game developer and corrupt workplace lineage becomes unveiled as a result of Joshua's constant poking around. It's the episode where they all talk about Christmas. They talk about Christmas. It's Christmas. Corbin's phone is old or something, he bitches about it, fuck you, Corbin. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 42 ~ The Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 78:18


    Geronimo's secret game developer and corrupt workplace lineage becomes unveiled as a result of Joshua's constant poking around. It's the episode where they all talk about Christmas. They talk about Christmas. It's Christmas. Corbin's phone is old or something, he bitches about it, fuck you, Corbin. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 41 ~ Not the Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 66:30


    Haunted by ghosts of religious school sermons past, just about nothing has changed. There is little good news, besides Joshua getting a house. Corbin got a nice keyboard, so he can keep making his little songs. We get political. We're a political show now. We talked about a political thing. We're adults. We're serious now. Also, late as usual, given that we're talking about Cyberpunk 2077's anticipated launch. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 41 ~ Not the Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 66:30


    Haunted by ghosts of religious school sermons past, just about nothing has changed. There is little good news, besides Joshua getting a house. Corbin got a nice keyboard, so he can keep making his little songs. We get political. We're a political show now. We talked about a political thing. We're adults. We're serious now. Also, late as usual, given that we're talking about Cyberpunk 2077's anticipated launch. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 40 ~ Three Hundred Middle-Aged Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 80:31


    Corbin learns what a “live-action Mulan” is and holds back tears while explaining his perception of Pewdiepie’s fan base. Geronimo tries to rationalize his way through the situation while Joshua obsessively explains the problems behind Yandere Simulator. Music by Joshua. Check out Corbin and Joshua's band here!https://sinandpunishment.bandcamp.com/releases

    Episode 40 ~ Three Hundred Middle-Aged Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 80:31


    Corbin learns what a “live-action Mulan” is and holds back tears while explaining his perception of Pewdiepie's fan base. Geronimo tries to rationalize his way through the situation while Joshua obsessively explains the problems behind Yandere Simulator. Music by Joshua. Check out Corbin and Joshua's band here!https://sinandpunishment.bandcamp.com/releases

    Episode 39 ~ Ellie Falling Down the Stairs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 59:32


    Black Lives Matter - ActBlue Charities:https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 The Bail Projecthttps://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project

    Episode 39 ~ Ellie Falling Down the Stairs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 59:32


    Black Lives Matter - ActBlue Charities:https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 The Bail Projecthttps://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project

    Episode 38 ~ Ghost in the Snell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 45:18


    Corbin and Geronimo's lackluster mourning is interrupted by the arrival of a strange visitor. Everything is still burning.

    Episode 38 ~ Ghost in the Snell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 45:18


    Corbin and Geronimo's lackluster mourning is interrupted by the arrival of a strange visitor. Everything is still burning.

    Episode 37 ~ Corbin’s Virginity

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 66:53


    Despite the recent declassification of information regarding UFO's and the like, Corbin and Geronimo remain blissfully unaware of the menace known as Krevin (a space ape)- Corbin is too preoccupied with reverting his body back to its former state of unhindered purity to be concerned. Joshua was found dead of gunshot wounds in his car on the night of May 5, 2020. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 37 ~ Corbin’s Virginity

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 66:53


    Despite the recent declassification of information regarding UFO's and the like, Corbin and Geronimo remain blissfully unaware of the menace known as Krevin (a space ape)- Corbin is too preoccupied with reverting his body back to its former state of unhindered purity to be concerned. Joshua was found dead of gunshot wounds in his car on the night of May 5, 2020. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 36 ~ Where are They Now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 49:11


    Oh, god, we're not dead. Geronimo has lost his life, because he gives himself to Persona 5, but he's not technically dead. Corbin is pleasant and consistently creative in times of stress and decay. He has a cute laugh. Joshua has gone through a whole-ass story arc and has a scar and eye-patch now, with longer hair to match. Breathe. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 36 ~ Where are They Now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 49:11


    Oh, god, we're not dead. Geronimo has lost his life, because he gives himself to Persona 5, but he's not technically dead. Corbin is pleasant and consistently creative in times of stress and decay. He has a cute laugh. Joshua has gone through a whole-ass story arc and has a scar and eye-patch now, with longer hair to match. Breathe. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 35 ~ Give Thanks to the Meme Truck – Thanksgiving Special!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2019 88:43


    Joshua, Geronimo, and Corbin get real thankful and discuss and make fun of people online with much larger followings than them. Corbin defeats his cycle of isolation. A mouse wheel is broken. Music by Joshua . . . and Corbin.

    Episode 35 ~ Give Thanks to the Meme Truck – Thanksgiving Special!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 88:43


    Joshua, Geronimo, and Corbin get real thankful and discuss and make fun of people online with much larger followings than them. Corbin defeats his cycle of isolation. A mouse wheel is broken. Music by Joshua . . . and Corbin.

    Episode 34 ~ Please Pretend It’s Last Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 79:57


    Corbin suffers from nightmares of social cancellation. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic th Music by Joshua.

    Episode 34 ~ Please Pretend It’s Last Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 79:57


    Corbin suffers from nightmares of social cancellation. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic th Music by Joshua.

    Episode 33 ~ Halloween Special 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 83:44


    On a spooky edition of Scattered Afterthoughts, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua curate the worst creepypasta in the world. All's well until Squidward commits suicide . . . again, Mario gets haunted, and placentas rupture. It's the Scattered Afterthoughts Halloween spooktacular. Music by Joshua

    Episode 33 ~ Halloween Special 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 83:44


    On a spooky edition of Scattered Afterthoughts, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua curate the worst creepypasta in the world. All's well until Squidward commits suicide . . . again, Mario gets haunted, and placentas rupture. It's the Scattered Afterthoughts Halloween spooktacular. Music by Joshua

    Episode 32 ~ We Want YOU to Be a Part of BROCKHAMPTON

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 65:19


    Geronimo resigns himself to his anime game corner to avoid the bad energy emanating from Joshua's many ongoing personal crises, all of which he copes with through his remarkable JUICE WRLD impression. Wanting to get in on the rap game as well, Corbin gets his ear pierced, being contacted soon after by his heroes in BROCKHAMPTON. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 32 ~ We Want YOU to Be a Part of BROCKHAMPTON

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 65:19


    Geronimo resigns himself to his anime game corner to avoid the bad energy emanating from Joshua's many ongoing personal crises, all of which he copes with through his remarkable JUICE WRLD impression. Wanting to get in on the rap game as well, Corbin gets his ear pierced, being contacted soon after by his heroes in BROCKHAMPTON. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 31 ~ Luke Skywalker is a Stand User

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 56:59


    Joshua tries to make a funny observation, but the conversation devolves into Corbin grasping at straws to cash in on a bloated anime meme, then sits in the corner as Joshua and Geronimo ponder aimlessly over new Fire Emblem mechanics and fiction's fixation with cousin-based incest. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 31 ~ Luke Skywalker is a Stand User

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 56:59


    Joshua tries to make a funny observation, but the conversation devolves into Corbin grasping at straws to cash in on a bloated anime meme, then sits in the corner as Joshua and Geronimo ponder aimlessly over new Fire Emblem mechanics and fiction's fixation with cousin-based incest. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 30 ~ Volcel: Corbin Anew

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 61:02


    Corbin finds a purpose in life through a Runescape membership, to Geronimo's dismay and Joshua's support- the era of peace is brought to an abrupt halt, however, when Ben Shapiro breaks into Joshua's apartment with the intention of engaging in debate. Shaken up by the trauma of the invasion, the trio examines their social lives in the midst of the blossoming but likely ill-fated marriages of their peers, culminating in Corbin's decision to lead a life of celibacy. Joshua holds out due to the fact that the Sonic film will be released on Valentine's Day, necessitating romantic companionship. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 30 ~ Volcel: Corbin Anew

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 61:02


    Corbin finds a purpose in life through a Runescape membership, to Geronimo's dismay and Joshua's support- the era of peace is brought to an abrupt halt, however, when Ben Shapiro breaks into Joshua's apartment with the intention of engaging in debate. Shaken up by the trauma of the invasion, the trio examines their social lives in the midst of the blossoming but likely ill-fated marriages of their peers, culminating in Corbin's decision to lead a life of celibacy. Joshua holds out due to the fact that the Sonic film will be released on Valentine's Day, necessitating romantic companionship. Music by Joshua.

    Episode 29 ~ Racist from the Nth Dimension

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 51:20


    Joshua finally digs his way to freedom after being trapped for six months in a hole he accidentally fell into, only to find that he’s been replaced by a racist ethereal being from dimensions beyond our comprehension. As Corbin, Geronimo, and “Paul” discuss MORE upcoming Marvel movies and the Kyoto Animation fire, Joshua fights desperately to preserve the integrity of the show. Donate to victims of Kyoto Animation attack: https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2019/07/24-1/kyoto-animation-officially-starts-accepting-donations-through-bank-transfer Music: Joshua Sounds: Corbin

    Episode 29 ~ Racist from the Nth Dimension

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 51:20


    Joshua finally digs his way to freedom after being trapped for six months in a hole he accidentally fell into, only to find that he’s been replaced by a racist ethereal being from dimensions beyond our comprehension. As Corbin, Geronimo, and “Paul” discuss MORE upcoming Marvel movies and the Kyoto Animation fire, Joshua fights desperately to preserve the integrity of the show. Donate to victims of Kyoto Animation attack: https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2019/07/24-1/kyoto-animation-officially-starts-accepting-donations-through-bank-transfer Music: Joshua Sounds: Corbin

    Episode 28 ~ Gettin’ Swung at Anime Expo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2018 106:56


    In the wake of Michael Jackson's death, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua come together to discuss Corbin's time in Japan studying abroad, Joshua's education crumbling marriage, and Geronimo's time at Anime Expo playing the Kingdom Hearts III demo. Also discussed are Corbin's dream about being murdered by Neil Degrasse Tyson, Geronimo's budding stock market. Music and sound effects by Joshua.

    Episode 28 ~ Gettin’ Swung at Anime Expo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2018 106:56


    In the wake of Michael Jackson's death, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua come together to discuss Corbin's time in Japan studying abroad, Joshua's education crumbling marriage, and Geronimo's time at Anime Expo playing the Kingdom Hearts III demo. Also discussed are Corbin's dream about being murdered by Neil Degrasse Tyson, Geronimo's budding stock market. Music and sound effects by Joshua.

    Episode 27 ~ Minecraft Glory Days

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2017 56:21


    It's a brand new and shiny episode after a not-so-short break! In this episode, Geronimo gushes about persona 5, Joshua fails to move on from 13 Reasons Why, and Corbin remembers the good old days of Minecraft. We also discuss PC ports of console games, the new Nightwing and Batgirl movies, James Comey, and zombie-survival games. P.S: Sorry about the audio quality this episode. Local recording corrupted, so we needed to use backup recording.

    Episode 27 ~ Minecraft Glory Days

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2017 56:21


    It's a brand new and shiny episode after a not-so-short break! In this episode, Geronimo gushes about persona 5, Joshua fails to move on from 13 Reasons Why, and Corbin remembers the good old days of Minecraft. We also discuss PC ports of console games, the new Nightwing and Batgirl movies, James Comey, and zombie-survival games. P.S: Sorry about the audio quality this episode. Local recording corrupted, so we needed to use backup recording.

    Episode 26 ~ Shingeki no Middle Class Gangster

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2017 74:56


    Brought to you by white ambiguously racist rappers, Geronimo admits that he accidentally ingested his copy of Persona 5 while delirious from eating an extra Flinstones vitamin. That doesn't stop him from talking about his favorite 2D girlfriend JRPG series, though, an interest that Joshua accepts due to Corbin's vow of silence giving him no choice. Also of interest is the season 2 premiere of Sword Art Online x The Walking Dead: Attack on Titan, full of fun stuff like mom consumption and unfaithful horses, leading in to a few 4chan experiences and discussion of Yooka-Laylee's reception, which, although somewhat mixed, is still better than the reception Joshua's service gets when he works his shifts at Cracker Barrel.

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