Tart Talk

Season 12 Episode 7. Caramel Week Hey there bud, hope you're ready for more circular talks about things being chocolatey, and Katelyn and Jenna once again demonstrating differences in sweetness tolerance. If you also did not get the reference to Lizzie's showstopper desert title, then allow Katelyn to badly explain it to you. And we finally say goodbye to a long-time struggler and a first-time bald joke understander. tarttalk@outlook.com @tart.talk on instagram

Season 12 Episode 6. Pastry Week A couple of sleepy babies talk about pastry week. This is our favorite episode so far! Finally, some savory bakes to really get us jealous we couldn't try them. But before that we discuss our various opinions on salted caramel and what portion we think baklava should come in. tarttalk@outlook.com @tart.talk on instagram

Season 12 Episode 5. German Week. Jenna once again demonstrates that she is a fancy soda slut. We are so proud of Amanda this episode! Arguments are had about humid heat vs dry heat and honestly maybe just skip it, it's dumb as hell. Katelyn requests things be cut out and they once again are not! :) Thanks to Brian for all the good, good German pronunciations. Please excuse the background noises, we are doing our best! Just pretend we are in a really quiet restaurant together. tarttalk@outlook.com @tart.talk on instagram

Season 12 Episode 4. Dessert Week We are excited for Halloween! SO we talk about that for a bit. Dessert week was kind of a wash but, it was a fun one, with like a rubber duck, and stuff. The Flavor King is back! We promise we don't dislike vegans, it's just hard to be baking vegan. Anyway, cake you for listening! Instagram: tart.talk Email: tarttalk@outlook.com

Season 12 Episode 3. Bread Week Focaccia, ciabatta, and milk bread! We are pleasantly surprised by a few of the bakers this time. We talk about egg salad, crab anatomy, and consuming olive oil for longevity. Listen to the end to hear Katelyn melting in real time. Instagram: tart.talk Email: tarttalk@outlook.com

Season 12 Episode 2 SORRY WE TALK SO FAST THIS EPISODE! Mostly Jenna. But being in the same room together will make us talk at normal speed and not podcast recording speed, I guess. ANyway, we talk about irresponsible drinking for a while in this one but also about moonshine pickles, if that helps. Oh and about cookies. Instagram: tart.talk Email: tarttalk@outlook.com

Series 12 Episode 1. We're back! Let's start talking about Series 12 of Great British Bake Off! Cake week! We meet our 12 new contestants who compete to make the best signature mini roll, the most classic technical malt loaf, and a show-stopping, anti-gravity, pro-delicious creation. Also, what did we think about Paul making Jurgen judge his own dessert? Or Paul eating the tiniest amount of cake? Or Paul.. you know what, nevermind. Instagram: tart.talk Email: tarttalk@outlook.com

Season 11 Episode 10. We have a special guest! As promised. ANd he came on only to roast us and tell us how much he hates ice cream challenges. Katelyn pulls a real Nicole and laughs at her own joke (that's not even that funny) so much before she even says it out loud. Other talking points include: baking tik toks, what if they had an American week, mr. spoon, hamsters with cucumbers, and Lottie needing her own show. Follow us on Instagram to stay up to date with any future projects we may have! @tart.talk Email us at tarttalk@outlook.com

Season 11 Episode 9. Every time we mention a horn we must talk for ten plus minutes about whatever we want. We don't make the rules. Stick around to hear about our favorite podcasts that aren't us! Lemony Snicket is mentioned. We continue to lose our minds over caramel for 14 mins straight. If you can guarantee us a peach that is both flavorful, ripe and delicious we will pay you $100 dollars. Time is mentioned but we won't say by who. Also, a lot happens in 4 days regardless of whether nothing happens or not.

Season 11 Episode 8. Big cheesecake opinions. Obviously. Cheesecake is just cheese and sugar and eggs and we've all eaten that shit and liked it. Sometimes a beer can's whole top opening is a miracle and that time is now. Until disaster strikes, of course. Email us at tarttalk@outlook.com

Season 11 Episode 7. This is it folks. The show is over. We have reached our limit. To take them away from us in our time of need. For shame. Oh, and also we talk about bad Indian food, apple dumplings, asparagus, mad dogs, pizza rolls and chicken nuggets. Email us at tarttalk@outlook.com. Follow us on Instagram @tart.talk

Season 11 Episode 6. The food opinions start coming and they won't stop coming. If you actually like matcha, we are sorry. The first of many cries for the dumb-as-biscuits duo. Here's to menacing trees and nipple heads.

Season 11 Episode 5. Maybe we were just really sleepy, or maybe we are just really passionate, or maybe Jenna just likes to fight... we'll never know. We geek out over fish shaped pastries, say pasty in our own weird way that's probably very wrong, and just generally hoot and holler about the sugar-butter-flour-eggs we call life.

Season 11 Episode 4. Chocolate Week. We pronounce more words wrong! Just about all of them. Hope you like hearing people's bad opinions about white chocolate, babkas, the pride flag, and old sesame seeds. If you wanted to hear Mark say brownies and eight again, you're in luck. Is it just me, or are these things getting longer?

Alternate title: A Tale of 2 Babes (Over 2 Days). We talk about BAGELS! A lot more than we should probably. Try to keep up with this especially chaotic epsiode as it is cut together right under your feet.. er, ears. Did someone say robot limerick? Previous predictions come to fruition and turns out... Linda is pretty cool?

Things are warming up! Slowly. Because macaroons take forever to bake. Find out what we really feel about toast in this episode. Really find out. Lottie continues to captures our hearts (and souls?). Bid us our final Ayyy Mak-a-Rena and see our predictions for who will survive next week.

We meet the contestants of the newest season of The Great British Bake Off. Who are our favorites? We talk about the best bakes and all the flops as well as: How do you pronounce bibimbap? what is frangipane? can you really buy it at Aldi, and more importantly, should you? and what does homosexual actually mean?