Taurus – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Taurus, Summer is finally here! With everyone spending more time outdoors, puffing the tree amongst the trees, your fellow cannanauts are going to need a place to light up and toke a break when they need to rest. Your own smoke-filled abode could be precisely the hazy oasis needed for people to rest, reup on their energy, and prepare for the next leg of their journey. No, stoner Taurus, this month you will not be known as the raging Bull. During this time, you will get to show those in your smoke circle a more mellow, kinder, gentler side of the bud-loving bovine. Although it's not required, it will be a good idea to have plenty of munchies on hand. Afterall, nothing refuels a road-weary terrestrial traveler more than a little THC, and their favorite snacks! Stoner Taurus, be forewarned: The Full Moon on the fourteenth can be a particularly tricky day for you. So be aware that already heightened emotions might be even more overpowering during this time. If possible, this would be a good day to break away from hotboxing with your cannabis companions for some solo medicated meditation. Even if you are enjoying spending time talkin' and tokin', it is important to recharge your own mental and emotional batteries. Don't worry stoner Taurus, you won't have to spend all of your own green to supply everyone who stops by with their recuperative herbal remedies. This June, your place will strictly be BYOB. That's right, it's Bring-Your-Own-Buds in the stoner Taurus household. Of course, sharing is always encouraged. But, your job is to make sure you have plenty of rolling supplies, and to keep your water pipe clean.  After that it's up to your four-twenty friendly visitors to bring their own favorite frosty nugs to pass around.  Enjoy.

Stoner Taurus, let's look at the coming month as a powerful trip on a cannabis edible. Trip being the key word. In the beginning the feeling is serene. A sense of calm and relaxation washes over you as if nothing has been taken at all, and this is your natural state of being. Nice and pleasant. But then the gears change. The body biom begins to break down and consume the cannabis treat in a less familiar way. Stable footing for the stoner Bull becomes shaken by terrestrial unease. Unnerving and paranoid. But you got this stoner Taurus. You have ridden this canna-ride before. Preparations can be made in advance for the known journey ahead. The month of May could be gleaned the same way. A pleasant calm feeling in the first decade will give way to turbulent cosmic waves as the month progresses. Toke time to enjoy the beginning of May with communal smoke sessions with the canna-crew. Recharge the spacesuit for the coming terrestrial cannanaut adventure. Mercury retrograde is no treat. There is no space map to the journey ahead, much like that powerful edible. But you've been here before stoner Taurus. You got this. When communication breaks down with your stoner tribe, be fluid like water. The more you hold your ground with the powerful weight of your stoner Bullish self, the more negative cosmic currents could sweep you away. Use your cannabis copilot as a third eye guide. Seek the perspective enhancing vision of the sacred herb in situations of turmoil. Every trip is personal stoner Taurus. However, the experienced cannanaut can escape the selfish trip trappings of broken communications to see the perspective of others. Not easy, but the key to weathering this coming cosmic storm. God speed stoner Bull.

Stoner Taurus April is set up to set you apart from the broader smoke circle. But it's your cannabis connections with your canna-buddies that will get you through. Most of the stoner Zodiac will be getting a fresh start with the New Moon falling on a new month. Unfortunately things get a bit more complicated for the stoner Bull. Perhaps you can see the setup taking shape in the sphere of your business or economic life. There are complex challenges that must be endured this month. It is through meditations with cannabis that you might be able to see the bigger picture. Challenges, obstacles, and perhaps failures are expected this month. But through your third eye sight could they be interpreted as opportunities and new beginnings? Basically stoner Taurus, others in the stoner Zodiac will be gifted a new beginning, but you will have to work for yours. Reach out to your cannabis community. It is within the smoke circle of fellowship that you might be able to unlock the positivity within uncomfortable dilemmas. Seek counsel among your cannabis cohort.  The blessing this month is the communal aspect of our cannabis copilot.  All obstacles have keys that will transform them into opportunities.  You hold all the keys within your connection to cannabis stoner Taurus.

My bud-loving Bull, of all in the stoner Zodiac, you have the highest times ahead of you this March. Spring is upon us, and you will get to indulge in smelling and smoking the flowers more often than most other signs in your smoke circle. Your forecast for the month will be filled almost exclusively with good vibes, and of course the stickiest greens. This month is a toking choose-your-own-adventure story. Whether you choose to enjoy your nugs outdoors on a nature walk, or prefer to puff puff pass the time within the four walls of your stoney sanctuary, all sessions are blessed. But as you puff, just be sure to pay it forward stoner Taurus. Remember that there are many of your cannabis companions who will have more trouble seeing through the smoke. You will be in a position to be the friend with weed this season. So, when you can, toke the time to pass the dutchie to the left, and invite those who might be stumbling to join you on your cosmic carpet ride. Just be mindful when there are unfamiliar faces joining the smoke circle. You have every reason to be proud of all the positivity you are manifesting right now stoner Taurus. But remember that not everyone will be as immediately outgoing as you. There will be some you encounter who will be more cautious in opening up to new people. Be patient when you encounter those who are a little more shy. Of course, you will all have something to agree upon - good ganja. Meet them on their level, and give it time. The best way to get everyone to join the party this month is to keep the cannabis burning, the kind words flowing, and of course my bold stoner Bull, just be yourself.

Stoner Taurus, you are among those signs in the stoner Zodiac who may be disappointed that the New Year has so far failed to deliver anything that feels, well…new. You can resign yourself to playing a supporting role in your own stoney saga, or you can take to center stage and manifest the story YOU want to see. Don't let February puff puff pass you by; get out there and get your grind on my stoner Taurus! Maybe it's time to finally apply for the promotion at work, or perhaps it's time to make big moves and consider a completely new career path?! While now might be the perfect time to switch it up when it comes to work, don't rush or take these decisions lightly. Take time to think on-it and toke on-it stoner Taurus. Before you begin your new adventure onward and upward, you will need to take a deep dive into meaningful medicated introspection. Meditative smoke sessions will help you to pause and allow you the mental calm and clarity to reflect on where you've been and to look forward to where you want to go. Stoner Taurus, when you do finally begin your next occupational adventure, it will be a good idea to put down the pipe, or at least leave it at home until you get the groove of things at the new job. Rest assured stoner Taurus, you will have plenty of time to figure out which of your coworkers are four-twenty friendly later, but you will want to make the most of this fresh start by showing up clear minded and showing your peers you are there, eager and ready to grind!

Stoner Taurus, we all thought 2020 was dramatic, 2021 said, “Hold my bong!”  This December will finish the year off with a bang.  But more personally for you, the final month of the year will bring great conclusions and great ambitions. Great Conclusions:  Stoner Taurus be ready early in the month for an important task … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Taurus, preparations must be made to traverse through the month of November with success and progress at heart.  There will be a confluence of events this month.  Mars, Mercury, and the Sun will all be within the sign.  It even has a funky name:  Satellitium. The triumvirate of celestial bodies will place a strong … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Taurus very few members of the stoner Zodiac enjoy some “me time” more than you.  Celestial influence in the second Fall month brings support for internal contemplation.  But instead of vanity, the cosmic winds will bring a more progressive and constructive internal attention. October presents an opportunity to recognize your stellar stoner traits, and … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Taurus, if this September was taking place in the latest Fall rom-rom:  Everyone would be roasting bowls.  Ready with witty one-liners and snarky comebacks.  Passing the joint while laughing at each other’s five-year-old.  Espousing inside stoner jokes that have been told a hundred times before, but that everyone still thinks are hilarious. The smoke … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope September →

Stoner Taurus August will be an emotional period.  All of the human condition will be felt on the terrestrial journey through the final Summer month. In the first two weeks of August, lean heavy on the sacred connection provided by cannabis.  Universal influence will support digging deep into the roots of your familial bonds.  Toke … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope August → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others.  Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope July → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus the cosmos will bring a tumultuous start to the Summer season.  It’s possible no stoner star sign will feel the impact of Mercury retrograde more than the hard charging stoner Bull.  But sit back, take contemplative tokes of the marijuana smoke, and let’s puff puff plan a course of action to find progress … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope June → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus of all the stoner star signs, you will have the greenest thumb this month. Whatever you touch will flourish, and everyone you encounter will leave with peace in their hearts and good buds in their pipes! Some might be skeptical of your vibrant optimism, thinking that you are just looking at the world … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope May → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus you are just fine watching the other signs of the stoner Zodiac welcome Spring with a sprint toward Summer in mind. You, however, would be more than happy to spend the month meandering towards May, to take the scenic route whenever possible, and never settling on a specific timeline for arrival. While it … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope April → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus the Spring season starts out with great expectations!  March will find you feeling even more charismatic than usual.  The universe will send waves of positivity within the sphere of the canna-fam, and your future plans. No need to stampede to any decisions though my rambunctious stoner Bull; just roll one up, breath deep, … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope March → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope February → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

If 2020 was a bag of bud, most would probably say it was schwag. Too harsh, almost unsmokable, and filled with stems and seeds. Where others might see a sack full of disappointment, you see potential stoner Taurus. Because you know that instead of smoking, you can plant those seeds. What may start out as … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope January → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus whether or not you’re ready, the new year is almost here. Sometimes the best way to prepare for where you’re going, is to look back on where you’ve been. Use the early days of the month, before the holidays are in full swing, to take a puff puff pause. Set aside specific times … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope December → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope November → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus the past few months you have been flying high, and moving at what seemed like warp speed.  And as a result, you’ve had almost no time to process recent events, and experiences.  This likely means you are starting off the Fall with one serious case of the feels.  But, this isn’t necessarily a … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope October → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus Summer brought you many picture worthy memories, including the discovery of the dankest smoke spots.  You may be looking at the approaching Fall a bit wearily; nervous that the good times may not be as plentiful.  But, don’t worry, this joint is primed, loaded, and won’t run on you.  Just like Summer, the … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope September → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus August sets up to be a blessed month with two distinct periods of progress.  Who says you can’t have it all, and smoke it too?  It could be said you will be living that dab life in the first half of the month, and using that flower power in the second half. First … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope August → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus the July period presents shape shifting schizophrenic cosmic influence.  The planetary alignment does not portend huge swings between highs and lows, but instead sudden unsettling shifts between positive and negative charges.  It’s like the most difficult section of a Motocross track:  There won’t be giant table top jumps in July, but instead one … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope July → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

June will require the stoner Taurus to find a softer side.  Wonderful traits like intelligence and dependability will need to take the forefront as stout stubbornness is left behind.  This may be tricky at times, but in order to get the most out of the planetary alignment this month, you must be mindful of your … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope June → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus this month will be an exciting month of progress and adventure.  There may be conflict and tests to overcome, but it will all be worth the ride.  The planets have aligned during the first 10 days of May to send a warm draft of comfort towards the stoner Bull.  It will be crucial … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope May → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus, as we wait for our brains and bodies to thaw after the freeze of winter, you may not feel your confident self.  It’s okay to take pause to find your footing, and to ease into Spring. Solo smoke sessions are not only advised, but they will be required to ensure maximum mindfulness during … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope April → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Is it really only February stoner Taurus?  2020 started out strong, and has been a steady burn ever since, with no apparent signs of slowing down.  The only thing more diverse and divergent than the events of the month passed are the crazy, but constructive times ahead.  This month you must keep the fires blazing … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope February → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus January will kick start a bright year for the Bull.  But there will be a new cosmic focus this month that will require subtle adjustments.  So much of the magic of the sacred herb lies within the connection between the outward ego and the inner self.  There is a third dimension that must … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope January → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus December will unfold with an unexpected velocity.  This fast paced cosmic anomaly will throw you and your canna-crew into turmoil.  Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety stoner Taurus. You can handle this cosmic fastball.  But more importantly, the hectic nature of December will bring an opportunity to lead your smoke circle … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope December → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus there will be a fortunate cosmic rain pouring down on you in the final Fall month. Surely there will be positive rewards in November, perhaps even rich discoveries. Keep your stash jar loaded, and your bowl packed, because an herbally enhanced keen third eye insight will be required to dig for gold. Look … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope November → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

The stoner Taurus will need every ounce of their tough durable nature in October. The second Fall month will be a tale of two cosmic influences. With an increasing workload, and a shifting landscape, the stoner Bull must puff puff plan their strategy for October. There is a clear split in your plan. The full … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope October → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus September could be called a tale of two phases. One phase you could imagine like that first high: A symphony of sound, vibrant and detailed, and the pressing urge to take in and devour everything around you. The second phase, might more closely resemble a bad trip: Difficult to relax, disorienting, and at … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope September → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus with so much sunshine and hours in the day, August will be one of the few periods in which you will be able to have your greens and smoke them too. While it is still important to keep your eye on the task at hand, you will have the will and the resources … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope August → The post Taurus Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Taurus there will be some moments in July where it might feel like there is something funky in the air, and we're not just talking about the sweet scent of freshly burnt sensimilla. While this period may be tainted by a cosmic malaise or queasy feeling, it will be important to avoid being … … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

Stoner Taurus smoke up, settle down, and be sure to bring plenty of munchies. June is going to be one wild ride; kind of like an encounter with a potent edible. Be aware the journey will be positive overall, but side effects may include wild swings of confidence and emotion. Know that regardless of whether … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

Stoner Taurus the planetary alignment of May will bring a stagnant chill influence to both the personal and business realm. This interesting cosmic malaise will leave you without support, but also without negative machinations. Whether the bowl is half full or empty, the stoner Taurus bull still tokes on. Let’s look at the month of … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

Stoner Taurus all five senses will be lit up in April as the likelihood of commingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts is high. Single, engaged, married Taurus’s, it does not matter. Your aura and energy will be well placed among your cannabis crew. Although you may be flying high in your cannabis fueled space suit, all … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

Stoner Taurus before you share the love, you must first turn your focus inward. Early in the month, give the necessary attention to align the Chakras, and awaken the third eye. This initial spiritual investment will have significant returns lasting throughout the remainder of the month. A crucial factor for the success this period will … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

Stoner Taurus cosmic influences will shift into a new phase in February. Determination and willpower will help you push forward in matters of finance and work. But after the work day is done, all lights are green for recreation and relaxation. There will be ample opportunities to light one up with your smoke circle. Be … Continue reading Taurus February 2019 →

The Stoner Taurus will find this month to be a tale of two halves. The split of these two halves will be marked by the full moon on the 21st of January. The first half of the month will be hard work pushing the stone of progress up the hill. There will be pressure in … Continue reading Taurus January 2019 →

Stoner Taurus now is the time to dig deep and get back to your roots. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty. This season will be an exceptional time to pull the weeds, and give much needed attention to your inner garden. It can be easy to overlook minor issues, but it is even … Continue reading Taurus December 2018 →

Stoner Taurus as the seasons change and the temperature continues to cool this November, you too must find your own chill. Never has there been a better place to find one's chill, positivity, and a general sense of well being, than with the sacred herb in the midst of your smoke circle. So with this … Continue reading Taurus November 2018 →

Stoner Taurus you might find that October brings a little pep to your step! You've made it over challenges and through periods of lower celestial energy, to the here and now. In this moment, the best wisdom to take away is to use this period to solve existing problems and tackle current obstacles despite the … Continue reading Taurus October 2018 →

Stoner Taurus the month of September will lack dynamic influence from the cosmos. Celestial bodies have configured in such a way that Taurians will not have negative influence from the universe, great! But in the same respect, this unique configuration leaves the Taurus without a positive influence as well. This goes a long way to … Continue reading Taurus September 2018 →

Pursue your happiness, Stoner Taurus, and you will find peace for yourself and those nearest to you. This sounds like obvious advice, but the emphasis is on the pursuit. It will require continuous efforts on your part, but the rewards will be worth it. Your persistence means you will be able to champion any obstacle, … Continue reading Taurus July 2018 →

Stoner Taurus, you may feel like this June offers nothing but smooth sailing ahead, and you are not wrong in this assessment. However, in order to experience the most substantial progress in reaching your highest potential, you should stay focused on reaching the next level of success. Don't be lazy! You will have plenty of … Continue reading Taurus June 2018 →

Stoner Taurus, you may feel an increase in optimism this final Spring month of May. This is the best kind of problem to have. No one can say you will not encounter any obstacles, but your ambition and perseverance will make these challenges feel much smaller. The only way you will fail is if you … Continue reading Taurus May 2018 →

Stoner Taurus, this month remember to take your time, as you have plenty of it.  You will not have to exert maximum effort. Even the smallest amount of input will reap substantial and exponential returns.  Some would call it luck, but you know it is because of your persistent determination. You are entering into an … Continue reading Taurus April 2018 →

Stoner Taurus March will be dominated by the influence of the Moon. You will feel a natural desire to change and grow within your current life plain. Nothing will stand in your way. All positive change is within your reach and possible in March. Full Moon March 1st: Self Discipline Stoner Taurus your mission begins … Continue reading Taurus March 2018 →

Stoner Taurus, this month you will find yourself in a particularly pleasant cosmic groove: If you can think it, you can do it! While other stoner zodiacs appear to be running around in no particular direction, you will emit an aura of peace and deliberate determinations. It is important, however, for you to maintain a … Continue reading Taurus February 2018 →

Stoner Taurus, the start of 2018 will be all about you. This may sound exciting, but the month of January won't be about realized outward expectations. Instead, January will be a month of inward care and attention. Early in the month it will be important to curl up with a warm blanket and your favorite … Continue reading Taurus January 2018 →