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A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods


    • May 26, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 5m AVG DURATION
    • 22 EPISODES


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    The Backwards Bechdel Chokehold

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2018 73:06


    Alternate Titles for this Episode: All Dawns Must Die, To All the Dawns I've Loathed Before, White as Heck, Let's Have a Seance, Come Back to the Five and Dime Vera Adare Vera Adare, Impotent Shadow Son, Luke Casteel Thinks Arden Should Chill, Vera's Name is a HOSANNA, Semen on the Rocking Chair, Hush Hush Sweet Audrina, and - the one that really sums up how we feel about Whitefern, the ghostwritten fake sequel to My Sweet Audrina: Kill Them All

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    Pieces of Sylvia's Body

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2018 27:23


    Your intrepid recappers return! Jules has performed a great sacrifice for all of us, by reading Whitefern, the revolting "sequel" to the V.C. Andrews masterwork of southern gothic horror, My Sweet Audrina. Though the book nearly destroyed her health and her sanity, Jules persisted. Much like Dawn, this is basically a celebration of misogyny, objectification, and at the end of the day, it's another book about boobs. Please rate review and subscribe to help us keep this project going, and tell your creepiest friends all about The Lurid Family

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    17 The Flowers That Bloom in the Spring

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2018 114:20


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    16 - Did You Miss Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2018 68:24


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    15. We Have Always Lived in the Attic

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2018 104:19


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    14. The Absence of Jillian

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2018 61:41


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    13. Isn't It Necromantic?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2018 59:16


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    12. Failing The Bechdel Test - A Tribute to Troy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2018 73:42


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    11. Of Late, I Think of Farthy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2018 65:57


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    10B. Heaven Doesn't Live Here Anymore: The End of the 1st Casteel book, by V.C. Andrews

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2018 87:27


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    Bonus! America's Next Top Model - VC Andrews Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2018 33:20


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    10A. The Ceramic Fraudulent Frog of Candlewick County

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2018 75:19


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    9. Veal Cordon Bleu at The Midnight Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2018 106:32


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    8.5 Bonus Bits of Yesterday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2018 27:15


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    8 Spoilers Of Yesterday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2018 52:33


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    7. Pa's Boots Were Made For Knockin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2018 75:11


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    6. He Put In Me A Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2018 69:47


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    5. A Dollanganger Christmas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2017 72:45


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    4. Spider Fingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2017 43:58


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    3. If There Be Spoilers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2017 60:52


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    1. Bangers and Whammers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2017 45:07


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    2. Bosoms in the Moonlight

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2017 40:57


    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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