The Two Charming Pigs

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We're a podcast that simply enjoys two particular gentleman in a cigar lounge who are engaged in "Locker Room Talk".

Greg & John


    • Jan 12, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 47m AVG DURATION
    • 17 EPISODES


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    #17 - John's Divorce Tale (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 130:13


    In this episode Greg drills Johnny on the specifics and the timing of certain events in the first and most crucial third of his short lived romantic yarn. More reflection and amateur psychological analysis is abound, buckle up.

    #16 - John's Divorce Tale (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 90:42


    It's been a while since Johnny and Greg have posted anything. This episode is the first in a series of more to come that will chronicle the tragedy of John's last relationship. This part covers how they met and fell in love.

    #15 - The Horrors of Pedophiles; Jared Fogle; Oktoberfest

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 112:51


    This week Johnny and Greg get into it about Jared Fogle which eventually segued us to discuss how it's even possible that repeat offenders of pedophilia are still able to be living freely among us in society, lastly, the Oktoberfest in Munich and explaining the different days that are best to attend.

    #14 - New Bachelor Party Tales; Cult Leaders; A Celibacy Commitment

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 136:40


    This week Greg regales us with some stories from a bachelor party that he attended the previous weekend, then Johnny and him discuss cult leaders including Jim Jones and David Koresh, and lastly, Greg gives his reasons for why he's decided to commitment himself to celibacy for the time being.

    #13 - A Mindset for Success; The Economy & Inflation; Grant Cardone's Legitimacy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 110:23


    This week Johnny and Greg discuss a proper mindset for success, the state of the current economy and inflation, then they ponder on the motives and legitimacy of Grant Cardone.

    #12 - Too Many Sexual Partners; Abortion; Anal Linguism & BDSM

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 109:15


    This episode Johnny and Greg ruminate on how many sexual partners is too many, they briefly touch on abortion and finish off with silliness about anal linguism and BDSM.

    #11 - Top Gun 2; Pornography's Evolution; Aging Women

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 152:21


    This episode Johnny and Greg have finally watched and discuss Top Gun: Maverick; They get into their experiences with the evolving world of pornography during their adolescence; Lastly, they ruminate on the psychological effects that getting older has on beautiful women.

    #10 - Effects of Divorce on Children; Sex Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 137:31


    This week Johnny and Greg discuss what the effects of divorce have on children and at what age is it best for children to be at if their parents must get divorced. Lastly, for the majority of the episode Johnny and Greg tell a number of anecdotes from their sexual histories.

    #9 - Top Gun; Bullying

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 105:30


    This week Johnny and Greg discuss Top Gun and the new Top Gun giving opinions on both even though neither have actually watched the sequel yet, towards the end they recall their histories with bullying.

    #8 - Whiskey; Camping; Johnny Depp's Civil Case Victory

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 78:01


    Johnny and Greg talk about whiskey in general, preferred labels and how to acquire a taste for whiskey as a novice. They discuss their mutual dislike for camping and eventually Johnny Depp's victory over Amber Heard in civil court and what it means for them both.

    #7 - Celebrities w/ Cancer; Vegas Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 119:37


    This week Johnny and Greg discuss their movie quotes (including a little bit about James Bond), a few celebrities who died from cancer and how they handled it publicly, then finally, they share some of their favorite personal Las Vegas stories.

    #6 - The Economy; The Drug Lord's Wager

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 125:27


    Johnny and Greg discuss the economy, economic history and where real estate in this country is and where it might go in the future with a few basic principals on investing. Later, there's a bizarre conversation about if being a drug lord is worth the risks involved or not.

    #5 - Johnny Depp V. Amber Heard; Me Too Movement; Getting Bounced from Bars

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 124:04


    In this episode Greg and Johnny reunite in their first podcast in over 9 months. The Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard defamation court case is discussed, briefly on the me too movement, old stories from Greg's adventures are told, including a few altercations with bouncers at bars and a wedding speech that goes poorly.

    #4 - Greg's Trip to Kentucky

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 47:49


    Greg and John discuss Greg's journey to Kentucky and back. Listeners' discretion is highly advised.

    #3 - Meth, UFO's & Time Perception

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 115:32


    John and Greg talk about Meth and what it does to a person, UFO's and what might it might mean if aliens are real, a finally, how the perception of time passing in one's life can actually make a person feel like they've lived a longer and more fulfilling life.

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    #2 - Our Fathers, Discipline and Modern Day Parenting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 63:45


    This week John and Greg talk about their dads, discipline, the importance of a present father in a child's life, and lastly, how modern intellectual parenting is ruining our society. As always intellectually unchallenged ears please be advised, this content is offensive to most.

    #1 - Cigars, Die Hard & Ballers vs. Entourage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 62:49


    In this episode Johnny and Greg talk about cigars, a little cigar etiquette, humidors, the film Die Hard and a comparison of the HBO comedy series Ballers against Entourage. And of course--as usual--there is some dirtiness sprinkled in there so sensitive and/or virginal ears be advised.

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