TMS Smooshups

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss food poisoning and cockroaches at fast food restaurants with special guest, Nicole Spagnuolo. Scott also does another highly offensive impression of his brother. Nicole sounds especially drunk in this one!

In this MEGASMOOSH episode, Scott and Brian, talk about dogs eating heads after you die, the animal crackers, Tijuana, and special guest Brian Dunaway sends nudes. Scott sings a bad version of Dirty Diana. Everyone is flat out basted in this one!

In this episode, Scott and Brian, talk about pooing when you die, again, but this time it's an office worker who was found dead at her desk! Also, Brian discusses being single and chatting up dudes at the bar! They are all drunk on something.

In this episode, Scott and Brian and special guest star Len Peralta, talk about pooing when you die, how many kids Len has, and a finger found in yogurt? Brian sings, too! All the guys are inebriated in this one, I think.

In this MEGASMOOSH episode Scott and Brian discuss robots, robots with very specific jobs, and Alex Tribek. Scott GETS ANGRY! Scott and Brian quiz Darrell and he WINS! All, of course, while after having imbibed, maybe?

In this episode, Scott and Brian and special guest star Darrell, talk about webinars, Brian is done saying "absolutely," and Brian sings, too! All while influenced by some substance.

In this first ever, Memorial Day, SOOPER SMOOSH episode Scott and Brian discuss Charlie Sheen wanting to star in a new “Major League” movie, keeping your kink at home, and some special call in guests from the past! Everyone is drunk, of course, it’s a three day weekend! Party!

In this MEGASMOOSH episode Scott gets punked by a hoax email explaining a possible link between gypsum plaster dry-wall and the great hamster cannibalism massacre from his childhood. He gets punked real good! Almost bad enough to make a man drink!

In this episode, Scott, Brian and special guest Darrell the Trek Nerd, do Schwarzenegger impressions, Darrell's has a surprise twist! And they are all drunk or something, I think?

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss that movie with Cage and Travolta, offensive impressions, and a special guest star appearance by Nicole! And they're all on something.

In this MEGASMOOSH episode Scott and Brian discuss James Franco joining Twitter, Scott struggles to find the perfect "reading Twitter" song, and the glorious reading of James Franco's first Tweets.

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss Spiderman, Stretchy Dudes, and Morbidly Obese Albert, all while quite loaded to the gills! Does anyone still use that expression? "Loaded to the gills?" What does that even mean?

In this episode, Scott has a terrible time with names. That's it. He just has a difficult time saying people's monikers out loud. Stumbles over them, never really getting them exactly right, you know? Almost like he's drunk or high? Oh, and Ibbott is there, too.

In this MEGASMOOSH episode, Scott and Brian discuss a weird fetish involving leashes and penises in public in France, and a Chinese man having a knife removed from his head 4 years after he had been stabbed! Yikes! Good thing there are pain-killers, right guys? Also, be aware that Scott does a very offensive (but funny) impression of that man.

In this episode, Brian and Scott discuss drugs, hallucinations, a thing getting removed from Scott's neck, and Star Wars. With special guest Darrel the Trek Nerd talking about Star Trek. They are all on a half a tab of Lortab.

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss face-transplants, Animal the Muppet, what Scott hates, and other odds and ends. All while on DRUGS or ALCOHOL... there I said it!

In this MEGASMOOSH episode, Scott and Brian discuss the increase in shark attacks worldwide, a caller's suggestion that there's a correlation between increases in shark attacks and increased obesity, and Scott has a hankerin'. Everyone is on something.

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss who should get the Turd Monkey prize, though they keep calling it something else, Mark Zuckerberg needed to file a restraining order against a man who just wanted to be his friend, and they wrap up the first three weeks of episodes of TMS! All while completely sober... I mean, they're basted of course.

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss kicking things, the official brat guy, spiked people without arms, and how Austin, Texas may be crazy enough to rename their solid waste facility after Fred Durst. All while mildly affected by something?

In this third MEGASMOOSH episode, Scott and Brian talk about Peter Fonda finding a dead body. AND! The Saga of the Missing Clip! All this while on some sort of drugs, though Scott adamantly swears that he "does not know how to take drugs.”

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss exactly where you put your extra bag of crack cocaine, they have a Saturday Morning commercial jingle sing-a-long, and they talk about the Big Wheel for girls!?! All while drunk or high or BOLTH!

In this episode, the guys do impressions of all their favorite characters. Nicole Spagnuolo makes a guest appearance! All of them are under the influence of something!

In this episode, Scott describes the Mel Gibson film The Beaver, Brian laments running out of Post-It Notes, there's a callback to the first MEGASMOOSH episode, and finally, well, that's a surprise! (This was all done under the close supervision of the American Inebriation Society with scientifically measured laboratory study standards, but, yeah, they drunk!)

Scott and Brian talk about eating bad, Val Kilmer, favorite authors, kissing, what Jesus might do, loving, and more… all while having been drinking? I admit it was a stretch to get praying in here with the Jesus thing, but I tried.

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss gangs, guns, killing heroes, and how hot, but not funny, Olivia Munn is… you know… with the dead eyes? You know the premise by now, so, I will stop ending these descriptions with “drunk as hell,” or “way too much weed!”

In this first MEGASMOOSH episode, the guys talk about a poor woman who was catfished by an English man scamming her out of thousands of dollars! Ouch! The guys have either been drinking or smoking, not sure which!

Scott and Brian talk about eating bad, Val Kilmer, favorite authors, kissing, what Jesus might do, loving, and more… all while having been drinking? I admit it was a stretch to get praying in here with the Jesus thing, but I tried.

In this age of Covid-19, I thought it would be fun to revisit some of Scott and Brian's most relevant past discussions about Vertigo, Obesity, Diabetes, and Stroke. It all seems quaint now, doesn't it? Oh, and they are, of course, a little gone... if you know what I mean!

This episode brings us the beautiful discussion of chicken hair, chicken moles and chickens getting melanoma. All while everyone is a bit stoned, perhaps? Special Guest Star Scott Fletcher!

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss shaving cats, Susan Sarandon's weird eyes, and something about a box set or set box? I don't know what that last thing is, they must have been really high or something!

In this Episode, Scott and Brian visit a website that sells meat flavored water and discuss which flavor sounds the most delicious. Under the influence, of course!

In this episode Scott and Brian laugh about an American Idol contestant farting in an audition, some random bits, and, remember when Brian had to broadcast from a booth? Neither does he. I'm guessing because he was blackout drunk the whole time! Just kidding!

In this episode Scott and Brian discuss burritos and being born in a toile. Then Scott goes into a tirade about the end of the world. Wow, they're really gon in this one, of course!

In this Episode, Scott and Brian discuss an amazing discovery by scientists, dancing Spock, and a celebrity guest surprises them both! I don't know what substance they are using in this episode, but they are smooshed!

In this episode... umm… how do I put this delicately? Scott and Brian talk about an unfortunate swap of a Porn for a children's cartoon, then Scott gets ideas and makes noises... all while... do I have to keep reminding everyone the premise of Smooshups?

Scott tries really, really, very hard to pronouns words and names, Scott and Brian discuss a homophobic politician... all while after having imbibed, of course.

Scott tries to read some ingredients, Brian tells a joke, and the two discuss raves, all while under the influence.

Scott and Brian discuss a town covered in green goo, a nuclear waste site with a tavern built on it, and poo, of course, all while… you know the deal.

In this episode, Brian and Scott discuss poo falling out of planes and where you put the weiner on the snowman... all while under the influence.

In this episode, Brian and Scott discuss Donkey Love, a child's encounter with wolves, and more donkey love... all while slightly intoxicated?

In this episode, Scott and Brian discuss an old Malawi law prohibiting the f-word... all while… well, you know!

Scott and Brian try to figure out that drumming movie, who directed Parasite, and talk about smurfs, razors and going to TikTok... all while a bit under the influence?

This is the first episode of many to come of TMS Smooshups. Did I create this while drunk? Maybe!?