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Joy Moeller, Jeremy Fuksa, and Paul Armstrong are here to host the least helpful self-help podcast on the Internet. Don’t get us wrong. We start out with good intentions, but we usually end up talking about what we watched on Netflix.

Paul Armstrong, Jeremy Fuksa, and Joy Moeller

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    • Jul 29, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 37m AVG DURATION
    • 147 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Uncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon

    Episode 148: Pickle Tits and the Centaur

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 48:55


    The Dungeoneers have got Simone Biles's back. And they're smelling great in the process. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 147: Enchanted Cloud Anus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 33:57


    The Dungeoneers discuss camping, armadillo leprosy, and the penultimate episode of "Loki." We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 146: A Rollerskate-Based Economy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 48:18


    What will happen to all the spare office buildings? We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 145: What Happened to Paul Last Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 47:01


    Paul's wife Sonya comes on the show to explain why Paul needed to protect himself. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Sonya Armstrong.

    Episode 144: Paul Is Protected by His Bed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 33:51


    We had a challenge for Paul. Apparently it didn't go as well as planned. Or maybe it went too well? We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 139: Programming Note for June 8, 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 3:07


    An update on the status of the show and episode releases in the future. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 143: Jeremy Wants to be a Restoration YouTuber

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 34:33


    We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 142: Pent-up Exotic Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 34:45


    We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 141: Tilley Tacky

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 49:47


    We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 140: Quarantine Morels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 31:41


    We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 138: derpChan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 33:19


    We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 137: Nextdoor Meatspace Influencer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 44:22


    We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 135: Horchata Stonks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 70:54


    The Dungeoneers put their money where their

    Episode 134: Light at the End of the Tunnel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 60:21


    The Dungeoneers survived four years of Trump. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 133: Bullshit Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 61:48


    The Dungeoneers react to the insurrection attempt at the U.S. Capitol. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

    Episode 132: Not a Fun Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 48:58


    The Dungeoneers discuss end-of-life issues. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

    Episode 131: Moms, Dads, and Greenville

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 49:03


    The Dungeoneers discuss things their parents are doing. And, then, Jeremy discusses his first dispensary experience. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 130: Bleed Out Your Downward Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 56:12


    In this episode, Pat shares his experience with the 'Rona. The Dungeoneers discuss the perpetuation of bullshit tropes and an uncomfortable amount of gravy talk. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

    Episode 129: Programs all the Way Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 65:35


    If listening to middle-aged white men talk about television is your ASMR, strap in. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

    Episode 128: Choose Your Derp

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 48:21


    The Dungeoneers discuss fake elections, Mythic Quest, frog eggs, and gender tropes. Congratulations on the win, Jane Michael. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 127: Your Favorite Celebrity Smells

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 69:37


    Pat Piper returns to the show as the Dungeoneers process the world post November 3. In a dramatic turn of events, Jeremy eats Taco Bell in the mic as opposed to Pat eating nuts. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

    Episode 126: Everything I Learned, I Learned from Veep

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 60:16


    Joy carved pumpkins while Pat Piper from The Shakes fills in to talk about rice congee, all the media in the world, and pandemic holiday plans. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

    Episode 125: Bullshit Artist

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 27:00


    Jeremy introduces you to The Greasy Strangler. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 124: The New American Monarchy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 40:02


    The Dungeoneers have an idea for starting over. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 123: Paul's Wacky Neighbors

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 44:25


    We love you. Love us back. Another catch-up episode from the vault. In this episode: Breonna Taylor, Paul's wacky neighbors, Jeremy's old naked Asian, sadness, mystery, and Media Corner. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 122: Super Bowl Super Spreaders

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 47:28


    This episode has been sitting on the hard drive a while. It's really weird to hear now after the events of the past month. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 121: Joy Sucks at Mazes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 39:06


    The dungeoneers discuss doomsday scenarios, medical marijuana, and the national coin shortage. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 120: Consoling Pussy of Horse Face Mountain, Sometimes Called Monk Riot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 32:04


    The Dungeoneers discuss the folklore behind Pom Poko and find out what's happening on NextDoor. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 119: Death Came to Play Checkers on My Corkscrew Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 50:05


    Good gravy, are these folks angry. So much pandemic and political talk. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 118: Source Code for a Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 69:03


    Joy has to work late and misses a chat with guest Merlin Mann. Merlin, Paul, and Jeremy turn the episode into a delightfully deep Media Corner segment. Yes. We can hear you, Clem Fandango. Paul shares a dream. Merlin returns fire. In the end, Paul and Jeremy are satisfied with their care. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Merlin Mann.

    Episode 117: We'll Get There

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 52:38


    The Dungeoneers visit with Tim Smith for the second time (Jeremy lost the original session). The group has a contest to see who has the oldest podcast, Jeremy tells about the time he drunkenly fawned over Ze Frank, and WPPY-TV is on the air... sort of. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Tim Smith.

    Episode 116: A More Inclusive Critter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 47:53


    The Dungeoneers sit with Dr. Don Schaffner, food scientist at Rutgers University. The group goes deep on food and COVID-19 as well as the Disney+ version of "Hamilton." Jeremy and Don also nerd out on Scouting stuff, particularly Wood Badge. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Dr. Don Schaffner.

    Episode 115: Precious Moments on the Crying Stump

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 36:05


    We had a technical catastrophe with this week's audio files. So, instead of the guest host we were going to bring, we're giving you an episode of The Shakes in which Paul makes his first appearance. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. Friends with money gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Pat Piper.

    Episode 114: Kickin' it Storey Style

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 58:24


    The Dungeoneers sit with their first official guest, Greg Storey, Senior Director of Executive Programs at InVision. We talk SXSW, design, cigarette ads, and zines. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Greg Storey.

    Episode 113: The Antiracist Checklist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 54:01


    The Dungeoneers begin to look inward to see how to be more inclusive people. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 112: White Privilege Wrestling Match

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 59:02


    We hurt for all marginalized, oppressed, and abused Americans. We especially hurt for the black community as the nation takes to the streets in protest. The Dungeoneers discuss how they can do better to fight for equality. Completely unedited episode. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 111: You Spoonerized His Trauma

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 36:50


    We didn't feel like we should release an episode last week, so we're releasing it all this week. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 110: Redheads Will Kill Everybody Eventually

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 26:52


    The top 20 movies we've never seen and never will. Plus lots of misremembering the past. It doesn't scale. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 109: Quarantine Special: Day 61

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2020 26:48


    In this final episode of the daily quarantine check-in series, everything falls apart because Jeremy is tired. We'll be back to our weekly schedule next week! We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 108: Quarantine Special: Day 60

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 19:20


    We've all got back problems and Vitamin D deficiency. But that's OK. Dr. Paul Armstrong is here. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 107: Quarantine Special: Day 59

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 21:14


    The need to pee without leaving one's stadium seat leads the Dungeoneers down a particularly bizarre Amazon rabbit hole. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 106: Quarantine Special: Day 58

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 19:32


    A weekend trip to the Lake of the Ozarks makes for a lot of Trump talk. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 105: Quarantine Special: Day 54

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 13:38


    We don't blame you if you've stopped listening. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 104: Quarantine Special: Day 53

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 15:21


    This one's a hell of a stew, stirred by the never aging Padme Amidala. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 103: Quarantine Special: Day 52

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 23:25


    It's always the salad bar's fault. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 102: Quarantine Special: Day 51

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 23:40


    All the grossest topics, packed into 20 minutes. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 101: Quarantine Special: Day 50

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 18:38


    Analog warmth. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 100: Quarantine Special: Day 47

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 25:53


    Robin comes back and what is up with Adam Scott? We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: Robin Fuksa.

    Episode 99: Quarantine Special: Day 46

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 11:46


    Get out of here with that surveillance crap. Unless it's in a lamp. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 98: Quarantine Special: Day 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 5:54


    A very special technical difficulty. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

    Episode 97: Quarantine Special: Day 44

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 12:07


    How do we start to think about getting back into the world with others? How do we remember to turn off double speed before exporting audio? We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

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