Unruly Geese

This week, our beaked heroes are going into the wizard's Dreamhold again. They continue to unravel the secrets of the strange castle's seemingly absent owner while looking to unveil their own past. Both escape and answers elude our feather fiends as when one solution presents itself, three more questions show up in its place. Will the Geese ever find their way to freedom? Find out this week in... the Dreamhold!!!

After finding their way out of their cell the last time, the Geese now find themselves wandering the maze-like halls of a dilapidated castle. Faceless and alone they continue their search for answers through strange new rooms and areas; they even stop off to admire some peculiar art during this week's journey. Ultimately the truth behind the mysterious wizard who once walked the empty halls continues to elude them however as they dig deeper into the strange happenings in... The Dreamhold.

If you take every bad, rotting bit from our podcast and replace it with a newer, better bit, is the Unruly Geese Pod still the Unruly Geese Pod? (Oh yeah and we talk Wandavision and Bachelor this week.... can you tell Luke wrote this description?)

While flying north again post-winter, our favorite geese get side-tracked. Waking up confused and alone in a dingy cell, the geese ultimately find themselves at the center of a seemingly abandoned Dreamhold--the lair of a powerful a mysterious wizard. While they don't get too far into unraveling the mystery at the center of this strange new domain during this first adventure; they do go on a journey of self-discovery and make fateful choices that could come back to bite them later.

After a week on ice, the Geese are back air and soaring towards Warped Tour. But, before they get flockin' there, Grant needs help deciding what piercing to get so he can be cool like Luke. Then it's on to the festival planning, with a few stops here and there to squawk about what songs they'd play if they had a band at Warped Tour. And to finish things off this week, the Geese get a bit distracted by some last-minute Bachelor talk.

On this very special episode of The Unruly Geese Podcast, the geese get down and dirty asking each other pointless questions about life's toughest choices. Such as, which music video would you live in; and, which reality tv show would you most thrive on. But first, Grant grills Luke for all the juicy details about the new piece of metal lodged in his nose. Click play y'all, it's a surprisingly spicy one.

This week, en route to the Big Game, the geese fly over the most magical place on Earth and get their necks wrapped in a knot over who is the best Disney character to guide them through the park. So, using the most cutting-edge technology in a groundbreaking new study on the forefront of scientific theory, they decide to crack that egg and answer the one question on everyone's mind this week: Who's the GOAT Disney character.

On this week's very special grab-bag edition of the show, the Geese fly low and loose while taking on all manner of topics. First up, they gaggle over WandaVision and The Bachelor before prepping their doomsday plans. Next up, each of the Geese hits the other with some surprise talking points ranging from perusing some recent entertaining tweets to debating the winner of a 1-on-1 tournament between all the NBA owners. Finally, the Geese wrap things up by deep diving playlists full of all the songs they've been listening to recently.

Bothered by the geese? Greensboro, NC sure is and the Unruly Geese are honking mad about it. After they cool down, the Geese almost talk each other to sleep while wrapping up the most boring season of college football in years. Next up, the Geese get loosey goosey and theorize galore about the MCU while talking about the upcoming premiere of Wandavison. And finally, the NBA came off the top rope with a blockbuster James Hard trade this week. The Geese give their unfiltered takes on how the massive trade affects each of the four teams involved.

Happy New Year all you cool geese and gosling. Your two favorite unruly geese don't miss a beak as they kick off the new year reminiscing on past GooseCons while discussing the challenges facing this year's 'Con in Chicago. After that, they take a few flybys over Wonder Woman 84, leaving a nice layer of 'new year snow' on the film before trying to fix it with one big change. Finally, the Geese wrap things up by squawking about WW84's place among superhero films and where exactly DC should go from here in their never-ending quest to surpass Marvel.

It's Christmas homeys and that means one thing: these geese are a layin' (if ya know what I mean.) Nah but forreal, the geese stay pretty laid back this week while they quack themselves up talking about everything from that Mandalorian finale to the merits of 'true Christmas' movies. Check it out yo!

Let's get quacking folks, this week the geese begin by recalling a run-in with a particularly unruly brant in Manitowoc County, Wisconsin. Next up, their wings get flapping as their bills get yapping over this weekend's slate of college football conference championship matchups ahead of the playoff committee's final rankings on Sunday. And, finally, the geese take a look at all the new Marvel and Star Wars series coming to Disney+ over the next few years.

This week the geese get started by weighing the merits of an Irish, goose-centric Christmas dinner. At the same time, they praise the Irish for preventing the culling of God's chosen Geese. They wrap up flying much much higher than they've ever flown before as they debate which sci-fi world to abscond to.

This week, the Geese get things started with the 'Sh**head of the Month' Award and a story that strikes a little too close to home for comfort. Then, they take a swim across the pond to waddle around the pitch with Coach Ted Lasso and wax not-so-poetic about who would make the best 'real-life Ted Lasso.' Next up, with Conference Championship weekend right around the corner in college football, the Geese get their feathers ruffled going through the playoff committee's latest rankings. And, finally, they answer a question no asked them when they give their takes on how to fix the CFP.

This week the Geese are honking mad over the kidnapping of an entire flock near Richmond, VA. They flap their wings over the formation of a self-appointed 'Goose Task Force' behind this midnight smash n' grab. Next up, they shake a few tail feathers while they try to make sense of this wild ass season of The Bachelorette. And, after taking a quick swim to cool off, the Geese finish up by squawking shop about the NBA restart, the likelihood of this week's hottest trade rumors, and debate the fates of the league's top free agents this year.

This week the geese get their wings flappin’ over the second season premiere of The Mandalorian. After that, the geese ask whether the NBA’s best stars would be just as successful in other sports or if, like the Monstars, they need a basketball in their hands to succeed.

On these week's episode the Geese get heated over a feather-downright atrocity in Illinois. They have a sudden epiphany that there's baseball on and get honkin' about the World Series as they dismantle the Manfred regime. Fear not though, the Geese are ready to walk the squawk to take over the league and fix baseball. Lastly, they take a gander at the state of movie making and distribution in North America and speculate on the future of cinema in a streaming world.

On this, the inaugural episode, the geese talk squawk about the growing insurrection in Surfside Beach, SC, and their so-called "goose whisperer." They also get honking over the Lakers' 12th/17th title as well as this week's best and worst NFL bets. They wrap things up by taking a gander at season 2 of The Boys **SPOILER WARNING!!**

Welcome everyone to the Unruly Geese Podcast, the only podcast brought to you exclusively by two former geese. We don't know why or how we became human but we're here and ready to squawk the talk on our new podcast!