Alabaster's Haberdashery

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FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100% ORIGIN DATE: September 27, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "sipping", "beveridge", "morning" DURATION: 00:03:00

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FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100% ORIGIN DATE: September 8, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "hajaJA", "haJAja", "HAjaja" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 46% ORIGIN DATE: August 23, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "groaning", "measure my head", "signs of exhaustion" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 79% ORIGIN DATE: August 16, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "bird", "şḧbeventỹ one", "bird scuffle" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100.04% ORIGIN DATE: August 10, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "silence", "shh", "sleepy little town" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 88% ORIGIN DATE: July 25, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "notice anything", "something you'd like to say", "whistle noise" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 1% ORIGIN DATE: July 19, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "made up", "don't like", "hey, everybody" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 98% ORIGIN DATE: July 13, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "tearing", "tearing", "tearing" DURATION: 00:03:00 DELETE THIS BEFORE BROADCASTING Hey, Mark! Is everybody else in Outreach as stoked as the entire Brigistics Dept. for the Burger Cookoff? Linda says she's been working with a recipe she found 4 years ago?? I guess she's been working on it just for this weekend; getting her seasonings right, finding the perfect potato bun, etc. She's devoted! Either way, just wondering how long you're going to stay at the Burger thing? If you're staying the whole time (because I'm planning on it) can I get a ride home with you afterwards? And do you think it's cool if I crash on your couch that night? Maybe even for a few days after? Definitely no longer than 4 months for sure. Long story short, I sleep with my windows open and a family of wildly aggressive hornets have been building a bed-sized nest under my bed for the past few days. Called a Bug Guy and he said that it could take up to 4 months to "fully remove all hornets". So annoying, right?! Whatever! Let's talk at the Burger thing. SEEYA! DELETE THIS BEFORE BROADCASTING

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 88% ORIGIN DATE: July 3, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "greatest", "if i did this", "a-ha!" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 1000000% ORIGIN DATE: June 18, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "birds", "what are these", "underwater" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 98% ORIGIN DATE: June 11, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "well I", "great", "I just" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100% ORIGIN DATE: June 7, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "have you need", "toad", "gusto" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 77% ORIGIN DATE: May 30, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "standing up", "keys", "false premise" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100% ORIGIN DATE: May 21, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "cigar", "handrolled", "kapootch?" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 98% ORIGIN DATE: May 16, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "microphone interference", "what is this", "spokesperson" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 96% ORIGIN DATE: May 2, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "sniffing", "sniffing", "shuffling and sniffing" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100.00000000000004% ORIGIN DATE: April 26, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "swing the seeping swong", "steedles!", "breath like you want to" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 5^5^^...% ORIGIN DATE: April 23, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "dream lotion", "stop moving around", "a ha ha ha" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100% ORIGIN DATE: April 12, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "flipping pages", "book", "flipping pages" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 90% ORIGIN DATE: April 5, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "intend......for that", "i have a lot of growing to do", "35 to 45" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 96.3333333333311% ORIGIN DATE: March 31, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "merino wool", "kilowatts per hour", "eating a whole in the earth" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 89% ORIGIN DATE: January 1, 1880 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "fluttering", "300 to 400", "sales tactic" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 84% ORIGIN DATE: March 19, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "fart noise", "you have a head", "yelling" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 99% ORIGIN DATE: March 18, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "whirring", "broke my broom", "whirrrrrrring" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 89.9% ORIGIN DATE: March 17, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "why are you doing this?", "no offense, what do you want?", "you've been so loud the whole time" DURATION: 00:03:14

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 99% ORIGIN DATE: March 12, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "key", "coughing", "unintelligible" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 88% ORIGIN DATE: February 22, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "gala", "special hat", "prumpleshire" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 77% ORIGIN DATE: February 18, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: " singing ", "a real hat", "having a bit of a hard time" DURATION: 00:03:00 ^^^ NOTES FOR JARED ^^^ - Jimley wants you to send more flashdrives to Mason and Jordan (are those their names?) at a time. Up it from 4 per package to 7 per package. Unrelated, are you going to the Nacho Social tomorrow? If so, let me know when you're heading over. Thanks! - Jim ^^02.18.2049^^

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FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 98% ORIGIN DATE: January 1, 1880 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "help me", "fire crackling", "i don't know what to do" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 98% ORIGIN DATE: February 3, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "yarborough", "yarborough", "yarborough" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 98% ORIGIN DATE: January 25, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "THAT ONE", "Dave", "haaaaaat" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 98% ORIGIN DATE: January 20, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "poisonong", "walkong", "poisonong" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100% ORIGIN DATE: January 13, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "clinking glasses", "farm", "it smells loud" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 97% ORIGIN DATE: January 7, 2049 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "tears", "warm finger", "laterally" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 97% ORIGIN DATE: January 7, 2049 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "PodCube", "button on the right", "fire in a cave" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 92.0000000000000002% ORIGIN DATE: January 3, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "chirping", "chirping", "dehydrated" DURATION: 00:03:00

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FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 89% ORIGIN DATE: December 7, 1880 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "felt", "floor noise", "floor noise" DURATION: 00:03:00

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FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 16% ORIGIN DATE: August 24, 1880 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "pee", "your", "pants" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100% ORIGIN DATE: August 18, 1880 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "digby", "sweep and dust", "oh...." DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 666% ORIGIN DATE: August 14, 1880 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "choking sound", "fire sound", "arghhhhh" DURATION: 00:03:00

FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 100% ORIGIN DATE: August 6, 1880 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "explosion", "wizard", "floating head" DURATION: 00:03:00

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