All Ideas Are Bad Ideas

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie reach for the stars with Treasure Planet. They discuss the dangers of letting an astrophysicist hire the crew for your ship, parent-child relationships, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, why would anyone ever become a space pirate?

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie go into survival mode with The Day After Tomorrow. They discuss not believing climatologists, terrible zoo enclosures, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, don’t die of sepsis when hand soap is available — I mean, really.

Ahoy! In this week's episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie set sail on the Black Pearl while chatting about the surprisingly good first installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. They discuss the inscrutable rules of magic, the issues of strict socioeconomic hierarchy, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. They also discovered Captain Barbossa's first name, and it is a doozy.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie steal some thunder while tackling The Lightning Thief. They discuss horny Grover, a dorm full of thieves, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, how much do counselors at Camp Half Blood get paid, because whatever it is, it’s not enough.

In this week's episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie join The Breakfast Club. They discuss the meaning of the word iconic, the tragedy of teacher salaries, and why this movie stands the test of time. Also, they did a cuss (but Ellie bleeped it to save their family-friendly rating in iTunes)!

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie try to see all the bad ideas in Now You See Me. They discuss why widescreen was ever a thing, weirdly paced revenge plots, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, why on earth wasn’t the second one named “Now You Don’t”?

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie come home to Spider-Man: Homecoming. They discuss How Donald Glover Got This Role, awkward teen life choices, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, somebody needs to help Flash think up a better derogatory nickname.

In this week's episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie are reliving their childhoods with the quintessential film of American summers: The Sandlot. They discuss Babe Ruth's many honorifics, the dangers of using household appliances outside of their intended purposes, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, we thought you said "the great Bambi."

In this week's episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie are celebrating their one-year pod-iversary with a TV show that's near and dear to their friendship: The X Files. They discuss ill-advised lawsuits, flippity flappin' pizza, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, don't forget to enter our celebratory giveaway with a tweet, a post, an email, or whatever floats your boat. (Be sure to check out the rules on allideasarebadiideas.wordpress.com!)

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie dive deep with The Little Mermaid. They discuss secret human hoards, demonic face sprouts, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, we dare you to say “King Triton’s trident” five times fast.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie sink their teeth into Jurassic Park. They discuss scientists doing bad science, disastrous infrastructure design, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, fact: cloning dinosaurs is basically making DNA time travel.

In this mini episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Jessie grabs a soapbox. This time it’s a review of the latest box office hit, Avengers: Infinity War (which means spoilers, people!) She talks emotional connections and extreme plot decisions. Also, Antman didn’t show up, but Jessie’s counting down the days until the Wasp does.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie go all out for the Almighty- Bruce Almighty, that is. They discuss butt monkeys, haunted pagers, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, they brainstorm the horrific third Almighty movie, Douche Almighty.

On this mini experimental episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie's gone rogue! This 11 minute review isn't a nostalgia trip but a review of the two-week-old Wes Anderson movie Isle of Dogs. We'll talk pretty animation and ugly cultural imperialism. Also, everyone you've ever heard of voice acted in this movie.

This week, Ellie and Jessie are going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Just kidding. What we are going to do is talk about Riley Poole, damsel in distress, Abigail Chase, who doesn't need you to explain her job, and the issue of trusting anyone who hires henchmen. Also, just how deep is the Forget Pit?

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie find the bad ideas in The Good Place. They discuss Michael’s vague confusion towards human nature, Sartre, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, a bear with two mouths? That’s sick, yo!

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie refuse to forget the Men in Black. They discuss parachute pants, marble sized galaxies, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, we need to bring back the “creepy comedy” genre.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie take a look at the dark within Bright. They discuss fairy murder, orc gangs, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, you probably missed the centaurs.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie share A Christmas Story! They discuss Scut Farkus (yes, you read that right), your favorite scenes in no particular order, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, is that the glow of electric sex you see in the front window?

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie read the fine print of The Santa Clause! They discuss elf fashion, dead Santas, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, this movie is as old as Ellie- truly, time is the biggest bad idea.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie go to Narnia with The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe! They discuss ridiculous special effects, Edmund (just Edmund), and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, we dare you to say “feed into the fantasy feeling of the film” five times fast.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie learn some Addams Family Values! They discuss Extra (TM) movie choices, racist summer camps, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, Ellie does some terrible 90s-style rap.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, it’s time for Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Ellie and Jessie discuss horrendous fashion choices, an extremely inefficient afterlife, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, what’s up with all the sandworms?

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie get spooky with Hocus Pocus. They discuss incompetent bullies, witches riding vacuums, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, in what kind of movie is it acceptable to use the word “virgin”?

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie start in on the spook with The Mummy (2017). They discuss questionable tombs, zombie physics, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, they see how many times they can use the words “dubious” and “nonsensical”.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, it’s Ellie and Jessie vs the World. They discuss terrible fashion choices, manic pixie dream girls, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, Ellie demos the latest jingle for the Ultimate Bad Idea, and Jessie says some beautiful words.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie go Back to the Future (or really, the past). They discuss appalling principals, responsible sourcing for nuclear material, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, Ellie and Jessie talk time travel: not even once, kids.

We think this episode is, like, so fetch. With students everywhere returning to the classroom this month it felt only appropriate to discuss a high school favorite. In this episode Ellie and Jessie discuss terrible revenge plots, the realities of high school, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, they recall some questionable facts about their own high school experiences.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie tackle a single episode of a mainstream sci-fi favorite: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. They discuss unnaturally clean hyena children, sadistic gym teachers, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, Ellie comes up with an Ultimately Bad jingle.

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie dive into The Amazing Spiderman- Ellie’s favorite Spiderman movie. They discuss awkward teen antics, questionable character decisions, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, they introduce a new segment of the podcast: “Life Advice with Ellie and Jessie.”

In this week’s episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie take on children’s classic Honey I Shrunk the Kids. They discuss hilariously bad inventions, the American film rating system, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, they come up with a few bad ideas of their own, including the WonderFishhook (TM).

In the pilot episode of All Ideas Are Bad Ideas, Ellie and Jessie tackle hit cult TV show Twin Peaks. They discuss the victimization of female characters, questionable representation, and the Ultimate Bad Idea. Also, your hosts present a bad idea of their own: a repopulation-based spinoff.