Asterixar

We're coming in hot as we air our grievances and try to find common ground on Pixar's Elemental. We'll discuss whether or not this movie is too horny and share some bad customer service experiences. All that plus some explosive stories of our youth. Don't be a wet blanket! Fill the void in your heart with this pod!

There are signs of intelligent life everywhere as first time guest Sweet D joins the pod to discuss Lightyear! We break down existential questions of ‘self love’ and whether or not Buzz is a good Space Ranger. Plus plenty of appreciation for the real star, Sox. To infinity, your earbuds, and beyond!

Let your panda loose and come listen to the Asterixar boys talk about Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’ with returning guests, Frankie and Chelsea! We all gush about the movie but more importantly we go deep on the topic of boy bands, embarrassing middle school stories and 7-Eleven hijinks. Embrace your inner bear and pit this pod […]

Buongiorno! Saddle up on your Vespa and take a ride with us as we talk about Luca, our favorite pastas, and theater seating. Plus some more of our favorite ‘Italianism’ and stories of malicious compliance. If you have a voice in your head telling you not to listen to this pod just shout “Silenzio Bruno!” […]

Come join us as we put a bow on the Toy Story series and discuss the final(?) installment, Toy Story 4. We’re joined by Jared, the ‘pod-brother’ himself, to help us get into the high and lows of the series while we entertain some important questions like “How do you kill a toy?” and what […]

Embark on a magical quest with the Asterixar duo and special guest Frankie as we chat about Onward! Like any good adventure, our trek is filled with discussions of the pegasus vs. feral unicorns, our dream vans, plus dungeons, dragons, and drive-ins! All that plus plenty of brotherly love. So grab your wizard staff, pop […]

It’s the return of your favorite Pixar Boys! Help us shake off the rust and get back into a rhythm as we discuss Pixar’s movie Soul. We’ll break down proper barbershop etiquette, the difference between jazz and soul, and whether or not this is a kids movie. Every pod has a soul. You’re about to […]

Come join us as we put a bow on the Toy Story series and discuss the final(?) installment, Toy Story 4. We’re joined by Jared, the ‘pod-brother’ himself, to help us get into the high and lows of the series while we entertain some important questions like “How do you kill a toy?” and what […]

Drop in for a “quickie” as the Asterixar bros chat about another pair of shorts: “Burrow” and “Playdate with Destiny.” But first we break down the trailer for Pixar’s next feature, “Luca.” On this jumbo shorts pod we’re talking being Italian, getting in touch with our fursonas, and favorite Simpsons episodes! We’re here for a […]

Embark on a magical quest with the Asterixar duo and special guest Frankie as we chat about Onward! Like any good adventure, our trek is filled with discussions of the pegasus vs. feral unicorns, our dream vans, plus dungeons, dragons, and drive-ins! All that plus plenty of brotherly love. So grab your wizard staff, pop […]

It’s the return of your favorite Pixar Boys! Help us shake off the rust and get back into a rhythm as we discuss Pixar’s movie Soul. We’ll break down proper barbershop etiquette, the difference between jazz and soul, and whether or not this is a kids movie. Every pod has a soul. You’re about to […]

We’ve reached the end of our journey and the Asterixar crew is taking a look back on where we’ve been. We’ll discuss the best and worst that Pixar has to offer along with the definitive rankings of all the features. All that plus some Asterixar specific rankings from all the content we’ve covered. It’s been […]

Life’s a beach and then you drive! That nonsensical motto sums up Cars 3 perfectly. Come join the Asterixar pit crew as we break down a needless sequel to a needless franchise. Plus we get into talks about Larry the Cable Guy’s saved mp3 files and the return of Johnny English! It’s our last Pixar […]

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the Asterixer Men back to talk about Incredibles 2! We’re joined by Geekstrum’s Frankie to talk about the latest and greatest installment in the super franchise. We also touch on some of the themes of the movie like toxic masculinity/fandom and living in a world of stunted adolescence. […]

In what looks like our final pair of shorts for the foreseeable future, the Asterixar Bunch goes out with a bang. We break down 2017’s Oscar nominated Lou and the various toys we got from our dentists growing up. After that we get into the new attractions opening this summer at Disneyland for Pixar Pier […]

We’re finding our way back for a look at Finding Dory with a return of our dear friend Chelsea! She’s joining the gang to discuss clumsy whales, husband crabs, and busted birds. All that plus an ending that may have been a bit too much. Don’t forget to give it a listen!

This time we’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel to bring you another pair of feature related shorts! We have Mater and the Ghostlight (2006) and Your Friend the Rat (2007). One is absolutely awful and the other is about rats so we’ll let you figure it out. Come help the Asterixar boys get through […]

The Asterixar cave boys are back to bring you their meteoric take on 2015’s The Good Dinosaur. We’ve got farming dinos, herding dinos, hippy dinos, zealot dinos, and Sam Elliot dinos! Come on down and make your mark with us!

Come warm your cockles with a new pair of shorts! This time we’re chatting about Mike’s New Car (2002) and Jack-Jack Attack (2005). We’ll get into car talk, baby talk, and an impromptu Ratzenberger Report! Plus at the end there’s a tease of something special in the works. Come on down to Asterixar town!

Straight from the headquarters, the Asterixar boys are broadcasting a brand new pod for 2015’s Inside Out! There’ll be talk of how to properly deal with your emotions, embarrassing childhood experiences, and whether or not random boners is still a thing. All that good plus an extra long Ratzenberger report on this banger of an […]

We gathered the Three Caballeros to break down Pixar’s beautiful new movie, Coco! Come for the Spanish lessons from Geekstrum’s Frankie, and stay for the discussion of local TV lawyers. Don’t worry, we talk about that lousy Frozen short too. We may be poco loco but at least we keep it lively! Spoilers starting around 29:00.