Barely Audible Whisper

This week Gas hording causes a gas shortage Anti-mask, Anti-vaxxers do the right thing for the wrong reasons Israel and Palestine fight like teenagers Dr. Fauci Finally says Fuck It And the insurrection is NOT tourism

This week: A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party A crazy cult that is the Republican Party And some more racist bullshit from Tennessee

This week Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election Brett Kavanaugh screams D.C. Statehood Non sexualized gymnasts Horrifying Republican Boredom And Giuliani's taint 

This week: Biden ends the endless war (Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations What passes as a reasonable Republican Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home Vaccine pauses And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People

This week: Gun kits Derek Chauvin's indefensible defense The University of Kentucky Golden Corral And The differences between a gun and not a gun

This week we commemorate the death of G. Gordon Liddy by tracing Nixonian corruption, through Reagan to Limbaugh to Fox to Trump to Matt Gaetz etc.

This week: Real voter suppression based on fake voter fraud The Vice President yells at an inept contractor Jury Selection in the George Floyd Murder Trial Godzilla goes for the gold Again with the anti-gun-control bullshit And the hilarity of a large ship stuck inside a small canal

This week: We reimagine classical theatre as the political theater of Republicans who accuse everyone else of political theater People who oppose legalizing marijuana have become the burnouts they oppose Covid Parties down at spring break We give mixed messages about Biden's "mixed messages" A medical shit sampling company is full of shit And we explore America's newly discovered very old history of anti-Asian racism    

This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech. Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon. Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate. Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement. Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent to explain how wrong anti-trans laws are    

This week: Republicans attack potato cancel culture, but not covid Assholes talk out of their asses about vaccines Georgia Republican's don't want black people to vote Governor Cuomo is gross And Congress finally did something 

This is our first episode since our beloved cast member and cherished friend, Cori, died. It is a tribute, a eulogy, and a fragmented display of her comedic brilliance.   We love you Cori Burns

Thanks to John Mihalik for taking this one over me. 

Amy Coney Barrett is scary, but not like the fun kind of Halloween scaryTrump is a clown, but not a funny clown, like a scary Halloween clownMay Coney Barrett continues to suckChristopher Columbus is a lot like Trump"Shut Your White Ass Up" A segment by white people for white peopleAnd Shut the fuck up and VOTE BIDEN

Joe Biden is too classy to run negative ads against Trump while he's sick; so we ran some for him.Also: It's time to talk about Pence.A brief word from the parts of the government that actually do governingMAGA commits treason to try a Governor for treasonAnd Kamala Harris: Communist Monster

This was actually recorded right before Trump got covid; so it's like a refresher of the crises we forgot while dealing with that crisis.

Our comedic dedication to the life and legacy of the "Notorious" Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

We recorded this before the tragic passing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so if you want some relief from the grief of that national tragedy, we invite you to enjoy laughing at how already tragic things were right before she died.

This Week Trump (of all people) gets nominated for the Noel Peace Prize Trump Supporters Boats Sink Faster than his Poll Numbers We try to be nice to MAGAs The Misfit Island of Former Fox Reporters Another Message from Biden/Harris And The Little Baby President Cries Wolf

This week we take a long look at the disturbing fact that this election isn't between two competing political philosophies; it's between two completely different versions of reality. I know that doesn't sound funny, but it is.

This week: Capitalists get capitalist with other capitalists Trump ruined the career of one of his only black friends The Conway Family Soap Opera The History of the Post Office (Because we have to know about shit like that now) Very incremental racial progress And Jerry Falwell Jr. is gross 

Our reoccurring feature story segment in which we construct feature stories from the entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers.   This week: Wall Street 

This week we attack Trump's attack on the Postal Service We attack Trumps attack on the unemployed We attack the Herman Cain fans who attacked a dead mans Twitter account to attack Kamala Harris Democracy is under attack in Belarus (And Portland) Trump attacks the rule of law And Democrats attack racism by nominating a VP candidate they were too racist to vote for for president

Our reoccurring segment featuring the improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre

This week: God speaks out about Trump's accusation that Biden hates God We try and end all of the covid arguments we should have stopped having to have in May Trump tries to say things The Trump campaign thinks black people are stupid Trump's staff tries to say things And NRA members, like Alanis Morissette, fail to comprehend irony

Another installment of our improvised feature story segment featuring the entirely improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre.   This week we focused on the people effected by the expiration of the Cares Act

This week the president praises the scientific wisdom of a woman who believes cysts are caused by sex dreams about witches and demons. Elizabeth Warren is a badass. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still alive! Senate Republicans piss on poor people And President Trump tries to steal the election 

Our regular feature story segment constructed entirely from improvised performances of Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers. This week we examine the controversy surrounding reopening schools 

This Week: The Washington Football team changes their name to "The Washington Football Team" Republicans find an even dumber way to screw the poor Donald Trump is a bad husband...to Brian Kemp The Republican National Convention  is canceled Trump's newest scandal is basically a combination of 3 of his older scandals; it's like a Star Wars Franchise at this point And Michael Cohen goes to jail for writing a book 

This week:   Trump attacks Fauci   Covid kills the Penny   Republicans kill the poor   Hackers attack Twitter   And weird shit with Goya products  

Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, in which we construct feature stories from entirely improvised performances of Whole World improvisers.   This episode delves into the controversy surrounding mask wearing

Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, constructed from entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers. This week: Americans aren't allowed to travel to Europe  

Our last episode opened with a sketch about how "The Jackasses Formerly Known as Lady Antebellum" are trying to steal the name "Lady A" from a hardworking blues singer who has been performing under the name Lady A for 20 years. We reached out to the actual Lady A and asked her for permission to use her music in our sketch, and she was kind enough to grant it to us. We thought that was so cool and gracious of her; that we decided to release the sketch as it's own stand alone episode. 

This week Lady Antebellum behaves antebellumly Betsy DeVos is stupid Kelly Loeffler gets all antebellumy herself Betsy DeVos is so stupid we had to say it again And the meek are getting screwed out of their inheritance

This week: President Trump learns that a Russian bounty isn't a paper towel The St. Louis who St. Louis is named for is less of a saint and more of a dick We try really really hard to explain Black Lives Matter to Trump Bill Barr plans the not-suicide of Jeffery Epstein's accomplice And America is now the country that needs missionaries to send us money 

This week: Mike Pence Accentuates false positives about covid Devin Nunes loses his lawsuit against a Fake Twitter Cow Apparently some Nazis are fucking with My Little Pony of all things Beethoven probably wasn't black, but Duke Ellington was you racist bastards Az Senator McSally has a really dumb idea And knot jokes about nooses

Our recurring feature story segment, constructed from improvised performances from Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers. This week we explore Trump's rally in Tulsa

Sorry this one's a little late, but luckily time is no longer relevant, so enjoy.

Barely Audible Whisper is too pissed to whisper again.  This week's episode is all about America's present state of militarized fascism, and our shameful history of white supremacy.  I know that doesn't sound funny, but it actually really is.  

Our weekly improvised feature story featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, where we construct a feature story based on completely improvised interviews with Whole World improvisers. This weeks feature takes a look at the CDC

This week we look at Trump corruption, Trump power over reach, Government ineptitude, the dehumanization of the American poor...and oh yeah there was also a race riot

This week a woman named Karen who is not "a Karen" teaches people how not to become "a Karen" The president fights the mail Graphs are hard It's harder for white guys to murder a black man than it used to be Graphs are still hard And President Trump takes his own snake oil    

Our weekly feature story constructed from improvised performances of Whole World Improv Theatre performers. 

This week we: Wisconsin sacrifices their meatpackers for the Green Bay Packers Trump sacrifices logic to protect his tax returns Senators sure are lucky Elvis makes fun of Stephen Miller And ObamaGate II: The Re-Obama Blaming 

Our Improvised feature story segments featuring our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre.  This week we focused on Major League Baseball's plans to reopen

Our parody of Devin Nunes podcast featuring Devin Nunes real cow

This week's episode is dedicated to calling the following people and places stupid: Jared Kushner Arizona Mika Brazinski Utah Walla Walla Washington And all 22, $60,000 an hour flyovers

Our improvised feature stories feature completely improvised interviews with WHole World Improv Theatre Actors. This week we highlight the meat packing industry

Our regular segment that speculates about what Trump does all day, because he's clearly not working. Ep 3: Pretend He's Not Crazy

Our interview with an Obama impersonator so spot on I feel obligated to mention it's not really Obama. 

A weekly parody of Shifty Eyed Congressman Devin Nunes Weekly podcas

The pending doom of the idiotic, way too soon, reopening of our country has "Barely Audible Whisper" too pissed to whisper. This episodes explores the short-side, power-hungry, greed of the pieces of shit that are destroying the poor, the middle class and the small business economy, and killing thousands of iinnocent people in the process. Having said that the episode is very funny and surprisingly a lot of fun.