Basement Sports Takes

Fantasy Love and Hates at each position going into week 2 and Week 2 game picks and MVPs

We're Back

Honk is back and just in time to explain the watergate scandal. The boys do a post draft analysis, discuss which picks stood out to them, who won and lost the offseason, and if Aaron Rodgers will go anywhere.

The boys break down and grade each pick in the first round

Bonk is absent. However History with Honk must go on. We are joined by guest Jagger Teller. Jagger tells us about the 4th meeting between the Big 3 at Yalta. The BST Boys go over lots of outstanding fan mail. They discuss is OBJ should be traded, what a shorter NFL season would look like, where is Yannick going, thoughts on the Last Dance, should the Cowboys trade Dak, and start bench cut.

Max is reminded he sucks at Geology. Honk explains the difference between concave and convex, as well as elaborating on the Titanic. The BST guys break down film from some dude with a knife. They discuss the XFL, new uniforms, simulation games, CMC's new deal and what it means for the RB Mart, NBA ROTY (Zion vs Ja), and start a new segment of “Start, Bench, Cut”. Every episode now closes with voluntary comments. Max and Ryan are absolutely torn on Stidham (bet you don't know what side Max is on), you can't escape Booger McFardland, and Honk tells T.O. to go fuck himself.

Much more fan mail. Honk describes the difference between Homo Habilis, Homo Erectus, and Homo Sapien. Basement Boys break down Ja Morant film, discuss Jameis Winston's STELLAR workouts, what the Texans are doing, way too early fantasy football discussion, day 2 and 3 studs for the NFL draft, MLB possible rule change, and make predictions of NFL division champs and wildcard teams. Max and Ryan finally but collide to discuss who they think will win the NFC East (SHOCKER), luckily mamas were left out of it.

New segments with random player of the day. Honk breaks down the Greek Phalanx. Virtual draft. New Orleans may get fucked again. Horse? The gang goes over memorable moments in sports. Joey Bats still owns the entire state of Texas. “The Catch” was gassed. Honk had Brett Favre on his fantasy team in 2010.

Honk gives his explanation on the American Revolution. Rex Ryan calls Amari a

Max and Mike on Monday was short lived. Basement Sports Takes are proud to announce that Ryan Silvious has been added full time. Mike addresses the Cuban Revolution. Ultimate Frisbee is like a moped. Will the NBA play again? Is Tua the next Russell Wilson? Where will Jalen Hurts play? Will AB play next year? Greatest Individual Record of all time? Astros Cheating Scandal?

Max and Mike introduce their first guest, Mr. Ryan Silvious. We get some football talk, read some fan mail, analyze a midget fight, and learn of Mike's thoughts on the Louisiana Purchase