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Join comedians Halima Abshir and Tucker Lappi as they have a good time with their funny friends. The show is recorded in front of a non-hypoallergenic cat as our audience. We’re based out of a location near Epstein’s summer house or massage parlor. New episodes every week. 

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    • Jul 20, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 12 EPISODES


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    Going Back to Africa with The Lidalas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 91:26


    On this wonderful Monday evening, we had Family episode. James had his first period. Jeff told us why he's not doing the white devils drugs.  Jeffrey's parents going back to Africa. BET having a weather channel. It's a fun one. 

    #11 Bobbie Dodds: “My George Jefferson showing”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 80:31


    Bobbie Dodds hung out with the gang. Bobbie Dodds is a hilarious local comic that can be seen headlining shows all over Columbus and touring the nation. The former Semi-pro football player talked to us about everything from Mormonism, ozempic, and Jeff becoming a Mormon. We all agreed that the white Hollywood made mindy kaling change to their racist standards. Follow Bobbie: @

    #10: Ain't Nobody my daddy with Chris “No Ls” Fenner

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 58:35


    This week's episode is featuring Chris Fenner and  Jeffrey Lidala. Your hosts as always Tucker Lappi and Halima Abshir. Godwin keeping the ship running. This was an insightful discussion about Catholicsm, Big Pig's Pigness, and fucking your Bobby momma's sister. 

    #9: Big Pig drinks too much with Jeff Lidala

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 54:26


    This is one we've all been waiting for the intervention series. The first of what will be an anthology into the alcoholism of Costco's toughest deliman. Jeff drove himself home after a night of drinking and drove his car into a ditch. Enjoy this as much I did.  

    #8: Local philanthropist Nef Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 71:03


    This is first episode with a somewhat sober Lidala we had. Local comedian, Nephew Johnson stopped by in between mowing lawns for single mom Mondays. The guys the funniest young rising comedian that's also an AARP member. Thanks for listening.

    #7: “Cosby Infused” with Ty Moore

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 118:22


    The boys and Big H had Ty Moore on. Ty is a one of the fastest rising comedians in the state. He can be seen hosting Cafe Bourbon Street Mondays at 8. Jeff enjoyed a little too much sauce prior to this episode. The fun part is when Jeff lets us speak so we can individually express frustration. Ty did nearly die form cat allergies due to the big homie pepper. Give Ty some of that narcan or epidural next time you see him. Follow the man on Instagram: @tysnotfunny. 

    The Life & Times of a Single millennial man

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 90:33


    We didn't have a guest on this one. James and Jeff told us about this unfortunate dating lives. It's sad to be single and millennial these days. - Halima

    #5 Murph marched alongside MLK

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 149:38


    Tucker and Big H had on murph for a fun conversation. Strokes lidala had to get his cavities taken care of. We talk about race, our dads, The civil rights act that Murph fought for. 

    Welcome to Big Pig's Big pen with Chris Toyloy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 114:28


    The boys and Big H had Chris Toylot over at the Big pen. Toylot is a rising local comedian opening for Chris Alan and working rooms all over the Midwest. .The Beef Pattyboi helped the gang build Jeff's Big Pig persona. We discussed his beloved father DJ One Love, Columbus Jamaican DJ. 

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    Dusty: “It's pronounced Iz-laam”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2023 147:29


    Here's the thing, Jeff is here for good now. He's the cool uncle we all wish we had. Dusty interrupted the show with his lack of funny. He told one good bit that's the name of the ep. I'm sorry it's just fun. In honor of Easter, I Mention Jesus (hay-sus, for the uncultured) the Walmart greeter/neighbor in Tempe, Arizona. He was wonderful guy that loved a good casino. Next week's episode is with the world's only Thai-Jamaican comedian, Chris Toylot.

    A confederate soldier reads a breakup letter.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2023 137:34


    Jeff Lidala, Costco's resident deli master, hung out with Tucker, James and  I. Naturally, we reminded him that he looks like a Samoan woman. James Godwin, recently divorced man brought a breakup letter that his ex left on his doorstep. A confederate soldier stopped by to read the longest breakup letter known to man.

    Episode 1 - Bout time!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 96:37


    SUUUUUUP! Tucker Lappi and Lukas Mateus talk about dummy stuff.

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