Bell's in the Batfry

Mr. Bell gives a dramatic reading of Homer's Odyssey... And Brad defends a person accused of cat-napping!

Artificial Intelligence takes over!  Notice the improvement?

Down memory lane...

I get mail!  So many wonderful offers!

Brad and the Kiddie Kamper girl are on the run from the FDA!!

Brad embarks on a new business with a very unlikely partner!

How will Mr. Bell react after discovering his show has NEVER actually been uploaded to the internet?  Will he give up podcasting?  Find out in this podcast!

The big three zero zero!  Revealing the winner of the big Contest Contest!  Excitement aplenty!

Be sure to listen to episode 297 A BEFORE you listen to this file!!!  Follow the instructions!

An experiment in SURROUND SOUND!  Make sure you have devices ready to stream both this episode AND episode 297 B--aka 298--at the same time!  Just follow the instructions on this file...  Good Luck!

A dramatic interpretation of all the dramatic stuff that happened on our drama-filled summer vacation!

We pitch an new show to the Squirrel + streaming service:  NCIS Batfry!

Brad and Arnie go on strike and take over the Batfry!

We feature an expert on Ancient Astronauts... and actually meet two of the same!

We follow Mr. Bell as he has another of his many eye operations.  What fun!

Its the Grand Opening of the incredible Batfry Art Gallery!  Come one, come all!  Plus other nonsense.

The gang tests out a new electric car battery designed to go 2000 miles without recharging!  

Mr. Bell takes the Free Covid 19 test, with the help of Brad and Arnie.  If you received the test, follow along with the instructions!

John Bell comes down with a mystery ailment that becomes a matter of National Security!

A visit to an agoraphobic's home, while Brad and Arnie play well together--for a change! Cameo voices this episode: Marcia Williams, Groucho Marx, Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Spike Jones' City Slickers, William Shatner.

Brad goes on a journey of self-discovery on a level he never dreamed of!

The gang turns from comedy to controversy in this controversial episode!

A heartwarming story written by Brad and Arnie!

We visit a display of alternative-fuel cars of the future!

Arnie inherits a mine and John Bell tries out a new career!

A collection of odd, quirky, and twisted short Halloween tales.

Brad and Arnie present their rap-music version of Frankenstein.  Be afraid.  Be VERY afraid.

A scientist (not Arnie) shows off a new discovery (not Arnie's) that could revolutionize the generation of power and make him famous (unlike Arnie)!  Arnie, of course, is thrilled.

Continuing exploring the wonder and excitement that is Batfryland!

I return to the Batfry after my vacation to find out that Brad and Arnie have a bit of a surprise for me...

The Batfry computer is attacked by ransomware!  Should the ransom be paid??  Who would pay it?  You?  Didn't think so.

Learn how to become a semi-successful radio advertising copywriter!

An exciting adventure ripped from the Casebook of Brad Montworh, Attorney-ey-ey at-at-at Law-aw-aw!

Episode 273 is SO BAD, a mission is undertaken to remove it from the Mutual Audio Network computer.

The Batfry gang gets involved in holding Driver's Ed classes for driverless cars!  

Should the Batfry become a cartoon series?  Toon in and find out!

An exciting, thrilling adventure that, oddly enough, has no beginning.  Hopefully, it has an ending.

Arnie creates a device to help Brad lose weight, which--as you may suspect--leads to global disaster.

The votes have been counted...will Brad hang around or be put out to pasture?  And, if so, would it be pasture bedtime?

Brad attempts to convince John Bell that rehiring him would be a good thing... including using a celebrity spokesperson.

Brad unleashes a whole bunch of new Social Media sites/apps on the world!  Let the socializing begin!

An entrepreneur visits the Batfry, leading to a hairy situation.

We welcome the new year with a fond farewell and a "good riddance" to 2020!

Arnie weaves a sentimental holiday tale!  And Beth, of course.

In a lame attempt to give the show some class, we welcome three painters who display their individual artistic genres.  Plus free pizza!!

John Bell learns the TRUE meanings of Thanksgiving.  All three of 'em.

Brad has re-written the movie "The Hustler", with a few minor tweaks.  Reluctantly, we perform this script.  

Arnie turns the Batfry into an Escape Room!  Will we all get out in time??

Brad coerces the Batfry gang to take part in a Moot Court for up-and-coming law students!

A variety of achievers visit the Batfry.  Plus--COW RESCUE!!  ...or not.  Maybe.