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bm (emily) and woman (charlotte) sit on the floor every sunday and record a mediocre podcast. plz enjoy :/ Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

Charlotte and Emily


    • Mar 3, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
    • 116 EPISODES


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    114: Rocket!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 76:47


    happy 5 years. say it back.bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast

    113: FNAF Lore Deep Dive

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2023 118:23


    if you are looking for a tell-all fnaf experience to gear up for the new fnaf movie, look no further. this one has everything; a girl who knows way too much, a girl who knows nothing, and you, the viewer, who still thinks fnaf stands for Fredrick Never Acts Funky. who is Fredrick? find out a brand new episode of you favorite mediocre podcast.w would also like the record to show that this podcast would not be possible without the help of bichelle bcneal, a woman who single-handedly got the Taylor Swift Podcast out of w's dreams and made it a reality. bichelle, we salute you. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bmwpodcast/support

    112: Bm Makes a Playlist

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 69:08


    we are gathered here today to witness Bm share with us the ins and the outs of her new ptw playlist. be sure to keep water handy while feasting on the neuter of this weeks cast. also, if you are at all frustrated with Bm's smooth, monkey, brain descriptions of her top songs of the last six months… shut up. link to ptw playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1FahcOn40uF9KC9VCw8N2l?si=d8b7e5ff5ab94a2a bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bmwpodcast/support

    111: Grace

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2023 79:20


    the first segment(s) of this podcast was recorded November 3rd, 2022. the last segment on this podcast was recorded November 8th, 2022. we have not had any correspondence with our dear, sweet Grace. Grace sent a response on November 8th, 2022. we are in no condition to read the message at this time. The matter remains undecided. no grace for Grace. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bmwpodcast/support

    110: Bm Dependency (An Epidemic)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 72:35


    if you or a family member is struggling with Bm Dependency, we may be eligible for financial compensation. call 1-800-BmBirthday for more information but its actually just a personalized birthday message from Bm. we're having a sale, each letter is only $38 (in this economy?) bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    109: Our Comeback

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 97:46


    hey guys... long time no chat believe it or not, the past few months without the podcast felt wrong. although they were more than necessary, both bm and chargul missed the podcast dearly. they missed the connection it gave them to their friends in Texas and Arizona but more importantly, each other. chargul missed her mandatory weekly catch-ups with her best friend Bm and the months without them felt very lonely. but hopefully, the time away can help the girls mend their relationship with the willion dollar franchise that is the BM&W podcast. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    108: April 11th

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 55:04


    don't worry guys, we miss you. we'll be back. From the BM&W Archives, bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    107: GRAMMYS 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 55:34


    oliva rodrigo shoulda won it all! #robbed bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    106: Party Phrases to Impress Your Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 73:07


    here lies the commonly used phrases of Piss, Cum, Munga, Yeah, Go team, and My fault crewmate. may they rest in peace (not piss) bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    105: Girl Talk!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 43:40


    I'm going to be honest, you don't need to listen to this episode. this is not even a podcast, its just a jumble of recorded words. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    104: Aditigate

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 79:51


    today week on the cast, the girls finally conclude their argument about Friday's "aditigate." assuring that this would not be their friendship-ending game of risk, thy could move on to more important issues like speedball... and shrek the musical. they also tackle the forbidden topic of a podcast break. also tune in next week for a phrases podcast or another streets podcast, we still haven't decided. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    103: Goodnight

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 41:07


    sorry its late, i was too busy sleeping. catching some shut eye. also watching bb14. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    102: Podaday

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 63:38


    The better podaday to celebrate podcasts. incorporating bm&w classic elements such as muckbang, nails, bm&w jargon, nothing, and astronomicvally long bthan intro. please enjoy as this podcast is able to stand on its own two feet and not be influenced by the lesser, more boring Boy, Oh Boi Podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    101: Doyouknowwhatimeanlikethingslikethat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 25:36


    Kanye spotted with newest Kim lookalike --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    BM&W_Unedited

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 21:37


    [REDACTED] --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    100

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 188:44


    for their 100th episode, bm and w have brought back some of their fan favorite guests. bm&w proudly present the 100th mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    99: A Little Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 97:52


    BREAKING NEWS: teenagers discover empathy and how it can affect their relationships with other people. bm&w proudly presents a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    98: shoW (ft. Boy, Oh Boi & The Other Guys)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 143:38


    nice --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    97: Steven is Dying, Manifest It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 53:25


    "keep talking, chargul! we're almost at an hour." bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    96: Jesus is a Capricorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 65:36


    Wonder Bread Thin. cumming to a store near you. please everyone go look up @tinyjewishgirl on tiktok. your day will either be ruined or enlightened. if you have a submission for chargul's senior quote, just text her. given bm&w's audience, you probably already have her number. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    95: Roasting the New York Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 52:19


    TTT idea: students are studying for history when they realize their textbooks are very outdated and problematic. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    94: Album of the Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 60:47


    https://twitter.com/musicstruggles1/status/1469008796584456203?s=12 bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    93: Camp: Notes on Fashion

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 55:12


    adele, camping, posterior ankle impingement, overnight vet visits, and boolin all in the same episode? what is it my birthday?! even after being put on probation and downgraded to a listener, bm was still able to deliver on the audio malfunction front. w kept hers going even in the wireless environment of a too big, too musty, too unrealistic small town. have a great day and sniff a couple candles. do: look out the window, lay on the floor, think of nothing...don't: all nighters, blue light, cinderblock walls. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    92: A Globby Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 59:34


    globby content and globby audio. i have not listened to this at all so it might just be unlistenable. oh well. i don't really care. do you? bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    91: Get Well Soon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 57:36


    talking about college without college park bm. really loving this alone time on the podcast. keep it up bm girl! bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    90: Taylor Swift Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 68:49


    All Too Well Short Film Nothing New Taylor's Top Hits bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    89: W's Nail Salon

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 57:56


    and so the chaos ensues... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    88: Intense October

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 64:15


    choose your fighter: october 2020, chinatown october, broken NCS bm, come on come on come on day, october 2021, sax bm, scary man that haunted bm's intense october. if you or anyone you know is suffering from intense october please put their SSN, address, first pet's name, and credit card number (including the three wacky number on the back) in the comments down below. we will make sure they get the help they deserve. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    87: Halloweenie 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 77:04


    we are back and better than ever. more costumes for chargul's third favorite holiday. now if you're going to use these costumes, you need to do it correctly. we will know if you don't follow all the rules. they and pissbaby will come for you on our behalf. a boy oh boi podcast can tell you firsthand what its like to beef with us. its not fun. please enjoy the next few weeks of this podcast when the episodes are inevitably bad. we can't do anything about it, that's just how the cycle goes. weeks and weeks of bad podcast and then suddenly a golden age podcast? i've heard through the grapevine that practice makes perfect but honestly, I think it just makes bad. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    86: The Light Was On

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 33:44


    BREAKING NEWS: the recording stopped what else do you want us to do? keep going? start over? intro and all? that is just too much work, why would you even suggest that. The easiest thing FOR US is to just say "chest la vie" and let the recording stop. the recording stopping is the among us importer telling us that he is sussy baka imposter sus. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    85: BM&W Satisfaction Report

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 46:12


    hello, we've been trying to reach you about this podcast is it good great or mid hmm?? this is very important plz let me know in the comments down below thank you. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    84: Bmirth

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 51:12


    nothing to say here. go home. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    83: Tea Time... Please!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 47:22


    the recording ended. what else do you want me to say. something chargul did not have time to think about was a dream she had. she was planning homecoming with Richard Gilmore of the infamous tv show Gilmore Girls. it was stressful. a fever dream, literally. the first guy was yelling, the other guy picks up a brick, and you might want to shut the pouch for this one. "alright fatso you want some of this!" bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    82: In Memoriam

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 72:04


    the fatal flaw about this podcast is the fact that it's ending. this is it. this is the last one. glad we invented ending podcasts before anyone else could do it first. wait. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    81: Silly

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 87:59


    every week we record this silly little podcast to upload so one silly little person can listen to it, and chargul takes one for the team and edits it, while bm makes her silly little thumbnails. but sometimes, when a podcast is too hard to edit, chargul stops taking one for a team and makes bm edit the podcast. these are the weeks where i hate this podcast. especially this one. why did chargul dox ourselves? and make me take out like two sections of the podcast? and why did she tell all my friends to dox ourselves every 5 seconds??????? and WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THERES A LITTLE BEE VERSION OF CHARGUL IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS ENTIRE PODCAST. if this podcast goes up not on a sunday no it didn't. you made it up. this podcast is made up in your head. also i think the youtube is messed up but whatever you made that up too i'll fix it later. actually jk i'm not fixing it because it cut off at a funny point, so if youre reading this on the youtube and you for some reason desperately need to listen to this podcast go listen on any other podcast app. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    80: I Love Makeup

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 66:41


    i won't apologize for the 20 minutes of this podcast where it's just "i love makeup" over and over again. simply suffer. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    79: Bm (College Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 52:32


    why was she even talking about the dentist? and why am i now writing about the dentist? i swear we should really just stop everythi- bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    78: Lice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 79:23


    lice for life will be my college dorm theme. my door will be rigged so that every time you walk through it, a 5 gallon bucket of lice will be poured on your head. no questions asked. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    77: Enough About the Boot

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 74:14


    tan pants are simply khakis --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    76: Our Beef with Leos

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 68:19


    finally, an answer to our second most commented question. bm and chargu decided to talk about why exactly they hate their leo friends. bm ESPECIALLY hates her leo friends, everything she says in this episode is just to save her butt (lol). also, i got some really cool shoes today. i'm calling them my "CS shoes." CS as in curb stomp. they're my curb stomping shoes. where pissbaby at? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    75: Podcast But on the Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 76:26


    this description is for Bm only so if you're not her, close your ears hi bm, since meeting you, my life has changed in the following ways: I can now confidently say I have a second half, this includes a second family and a second home. I can now say that I know someone else better than I know myself. I can be even more creative than I could have ever hoped on this podcast and every project that has followed. You bring out the brightest, funniest, most best version of myself and make me want to have fun everyday of my life. I hope the next time you eat ladybugs on a stick, there is a perfect ladybug to stick ratio. You deserve it :0 https://www.tiktok.com/@officialhowiemandel/video/6984550167953362181?_d=secCgYIASAHKAESMgowlNBHI4%2BU6m3fQX2yVZdYr81cLR6pq0TLU35kHUfWbkRLp68u%2FRd%2F66XGZ2MBS9NDGgA%3D&checksum=651302589d88f0813a6ea600ac56605f9d0e4999bc468c1b8b5066e69f4a2e0a&language=en&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAA5BFgawDg9xgyyboOmLKX5G-e9BqI_fQGJ3D-YW02oVVHGfI4oU6tMjUFvyzQy-rd&share_app_id=1233&share_item_id=6984550167953362181&share_link_id=88256049-CB18-4142-9BDB-0A00B67B965D&source=h5_m×tamp=1627861230&tt_from=more&u_code=d9048ed357f4bl&user_id=6749885581423363077&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=more&_r=1 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    74: Peanut Butter Bm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 65:59


    if you're calendar says it's leo season, it's not. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    73: I Have a Question

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 69:46


    I forgor *skull emoji* bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast Scary Song! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    72: Ketchup pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 69:31


    yet another week of bm doing everything in a week and chargul doing absolutely nothing. #normalizecharguldependency. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    71: Pre-Midsummer Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 71:15


    this episode was not recorded a week early, you are simply a week late. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    70: Copium

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 72:06


    chargul: foot hurt doctor: okay chargul: help please? doctor: cope bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast Bm's TikTok --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    69: shoW

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 91:11


    nice. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    68: A Totally Normal Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 77:04


    this is a normal podcast and no one else showed up. why would you even suggest that? gaslight? that's a big word, babe. i'm sorry that you think that something's different when it's simply not...? hyuma? as in hyu-mama love deez nuts? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    67: BM&W Official Astrology

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 74:27


    rising. sun. moon. once these three signs lived in beautiful and perfect harmony. but everything changed once bm&w attacked. now everyone has to determine what their bm&w astrological big three are. are you a triple bm (non-secret version)? are you an & rising? these are things everyone should know. if we mentioned your big three in this episode of the cast, please correct us in the comments down below. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    66: Fit Check

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 101:31


    fit check. please roast our outfits in the comments! bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. photos are out of order. respectfully, figure it out fit check photos --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

    65: Tomfoolery

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 80:48


    https://img.ifunny.co/images/ef0258ba7724ea30ab8255ebf4dbe0b0bd2ee666cc48b7fb1022ed278f8e998a_1.gif bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support

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