ChampChat

We Champed. We lived. We died. Will we be reborn again? Pray to the Lort that you took the blue pill, because it will get a little d'chilly. The final ChampChat... but did you figure out the hidden message? Numerology and the illuminaughty.

Penultimate pouring of liquid potpourri. Two shoes or shoes too? Don't grab the Istanbul by the horns because this turkey talk takes flight.

McConaug-hey dragon killed by a silver bullet. Stephen King of beers goes dark tower. Fishing and fighting against future flower. Malort and high life brings the MKE shinkick. Listen quick before you get sick.

This Champ is on fire! If you scream in the forest when you run out of beer are trees still made of wood? The Liberal Media doesn't want you to go to InfoBars. Are Milwaukee Shinkicks a proven antidote to overdosing rockstars? Large coffee and black metal to meddle and peddle.

We tried some Champin' and the cicadas were chirpin'. Blue mics and blue skies for plane stealing, which of the Kardashians are appealing? Went off the rails with Pat Reon and twas a bit late. Dr. Oz recommends two shots of tequila and call us in the morning.

Milwaukee Shinkick (malort + High Life) patent pending. Mixed drinks never ending. Story time for headphones and best in class YouTube vlogger. Life is Peachy Martini at Applebee's knees.

Dremel slicing metal made this episode possible. Power Tools for 10,000 days. Girl in the Moon provides your weather update. Time for tanks or long sleeves? 2Pac of Chopper's burgers for your last meal on death row.

Have a cigar with Three Pink Floyd's. Please Sir, I want some more. Womp, womp as Brewmaster goes missing. You want to be the Champ, but the road is a cruel mistress.

Jump up on the couch and grab a Champ. Jontra talks Scientology and starts collecting money to rid his body of thetans. Movie quotation celebration... Are you Shure or unsure? Too many people talking at once. Rate us five stars or buy us High Life at bars.

Build me up Buttercup of Chardonnay. Peer into Pier one imports and enter into a world of class and sophistication. Boating, stemware, and the grape on the vine. ChampChat took a day off... But ChardChat will treat you just fine.

Live from the birthplace of the champagne of beers... the ChampChat went on the road to Milwaukee to celebrate BrewMaster's birthday. A haj was taken to Mecca (Miller Brewery) and the crew had issues following the Airbnb regulations. Hobos have a code... It's made of steak and produced by Konami.

Black gold, Texas tea. Is that the coffee or the oil Rigg? Murtaugh! Listen to get your just desserts. Donut NOLA meet donut hole-a.

My shoes hurt too dad. Steel toe cut oatmeal smells like mushrooms. Rapid fire guess the movie based on BrewMaster's description. Champs Up, Chumps Down...Last show before Milwaukee town.

Do ya smellllllllll what the Champ is cookin'? Concerts and Cooking are discussed. Does Meatloaf apply to both? Strong potential of Chipotlebutt without proper High Life intake.

Just a taste of Malort face. A little hair of the dog and grooming talk. Too much preparation [read drinking] went into this episode. Expect slurring, poor time management, and spillage.

Conspiracy theories... Stevie Wonder can see and the earth is flat. Do you want fries with that? Burgers are delicious and that's a fact. Champs are awarded and a chump is wack.

Is it a TimeCrime to start over? Our first prequel, but not the last...or not? Time Travelling without moving. The Girl in the Moon goes missing again. Physical Media is discussed. This podcast is available on cassette tape by request.

We made it to three of these? Stay awake with beangrinder (a discussion of coffee and heavy metal). 50,000 in Double Dragon? NES and Fatalities will bring ya back….Get over here!

Return of the Champ. The Girl in the Moon escapes from her kidnapper. Pizza is discussed and it gets saucy. HotDogVideos.com, from vertical videos to Vertical Horizon.

We did a thing. The first ever podcast. Infomercials are discussed, boats and lives are sawed in half. Trains, bed strains, and automobiles...Commuting and Dibs. The Champ and Chump of Chat will be crowned.