Chaotic Nonsense

The story of a Japanese woman who was told to become a concubine so she could live out her days cleaning the house in full makeup while being just interesting enough to be entertaining but not make her man feel insecure and decided to take down the patriarchy instead. Trigger Warning: anti-feminism, sexism, fetishization of Asian women Find us on Instagram: @ChaoticNonsensePod We now have a Discord server. Follow the link to scream about things. https://discord.gg/5vcHwtPtPY

Imagine - You're minding your business, working and living life, when a lady befriends you. She's rich. She's got a massive apartment, a Ferrari, handbags for every outfit. You tell her about your dreams and about how boring this town is. She encourages you to pursue what you want and she'll help! For the low, low price of putting a Porsche in your name, taking out a few loans, and being at her beck and call at all hours, you can have the life you want! And, oh yeah, she needs to borrow your name because she's being tracked by the government. Don't even try Googling her because she's Google-proof! Sounds like a steal, right? Trigger Warning: financial and emotional abuse. Find us on Instagram: @ChaoticNonsensePod We now have a Discord server. Follow the link to scream about things. https://discord.gg/5vcHwtPtPY

In this episode Della and Scoot are confused. What does a urologist do? Would Klingons be Catholic? Is this Ben Shapiro? Are we recycling plotlines? Where are we on Jeremy Bearimy? What plans? What are you talking about? How do you change a Discord name on Windows? Men? Libertarians? Lightshades? Special thank you to Table Top Audio for the intro and outro music! Find us on Instagram: @ChaoticNonsensePod We now have a Discord server. Follow the link to scream about things. https://discord.gg/5vcHwtPtPY

How shocked are you to see something posted so soon? We have decided to take the Chaotic Nonsense After Dark portion of the episodes and make them their own mini episodes for easier listening. This is a combination of episode 10 and episode 11. Special thank you to Table Top Audio for the intro and outro music! Find us on Instagram: @ChaoticNonsensePod We now have a Discord server. Message us for a link to scream about things.

Do you like bananas? I mean, really like bananas? Do you dream of bananas? Do you also dream of owning 42% of the land in Guatemala, inciting four separate coups so you don't have to pay taxes, covering your workers in chemicals so toxic it kills them, hiring a mercenary that apparently enjoys eating glass, and pretending to be a leftist? Congratulations, you might be Sam the Banana Man. Special thank you to Table Top Audio for the intro and outro music! Find us on Instagram: @ChaoticNonsensePod We now have a Discord server. Message us for a link to scream about things.

The conclusion of The Twelve Tribes. Listen for discussion on insane religious racism, extreme cheapskates: toilet paper addition, and rap battles that aren't actually rap battles. Scoot also realizes she may have been used for child labor. It's a fun time. Special thank you to Table Top Audio for the intro and outro music! Find us on Instagram: @ChaoticNonsensePod We now have a Discord server. Message us for a link to scream about things. This week we're screaming about My Hero Academia.

In this episode, we cover The Twelve Tribes "religious group," aka cult. The wild and confusing beliefs of this cult make us ask questions such as: How is God pronounced? Whomst've married Jesus? Why is sex behind a paywall? And, are anime titties kosher? This is part one of our first two-parter. Part two will hopefully be up soon. Maybe send up a prayer or ask favor from some faeries to make it appear faster? Special thank you to Table Top Audio for the intro and outro music! Find us on Instagram: @ChaoticNonsensePod

Hey. Hi. How’s it going? We’ve been absent because our lives are a mess and Scoot’s computer sucks. She also hates editing. Sorry.  But! Here’s an episode we recorded back in October, hence the very enthusiastic “Happy Spoopy Season!” We cover the legend of La Llorona and all the spoopy shit that comes with it, including the heart wrenching history between Spanish conquistadors and indigenous Latin peoples. Also, LECHE.  Chaotic Nonsense After Dark includes Della almost murdering Neil Gaiman, Wago being a dweeb, drinking soup straight out of cans, lots of emo music, Bobby Boucher, and Firefly’s first ever appearance.  Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the into and outro music!   Find us on Instagram @chaoticnonsensepod

Building ovens and receivers from pieces of blown up houses. Setting up schools and hospitals in the middle of war zones. Beating boys at being super secret squirrels. It's nothing to the Girl Guides, even if they're wearing a skirt and can't lift their arms above their heads.  Keep listening after the outro music for Chaotic Nonsense After Dark if you want to hear about Inuyasha being a simp, anal fisting, and fanfiction.  Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the into and outro music!   Find us on Instagram @chaoticnonsensepod!

Aliens, rendition flights, staring out at the ocean for a weirdly long time? All things that maybe, possibly have something to do with the death of Annie Borjesson. Or maybe they don't. Who knows? Keep listening after the outro music for the first Chaotic Nonsense After Dark featuring Scoot yelling about Sasuke Uchiha and Della presenting the world's worst secret agent man. Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the into and outro music!   Find us on Instagram @chaoticnonsensepod!

What do demons, sexual ghosts, abortions, Danny Phantom, werewolves, spiritual narcolepsy, and Dan Aykroyd have to do with famous paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren? Turns out the answer is a lot.   No standing room for ghosts.   Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the into and outro music!   Find us on Instagram @chaoticnonsensepod!

Scoot tells Della about Glorious Gloria Richardson and comes clean about being an idiot. Trigger Warnings: Period typical racism and sexism. Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the into and outro music! Find us on Instagram @chaoticnonsensepod!

Did this man really kill 90 some odd women? Why haven't you heard of him? He's still alive?!Trigger Warnings: Murder, rape, sodomy, strangulation, violence against and dismissal of sex workers and drug addicts, and sexual assault.Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the into and outro music!

Did Shakespeare actually exist? Was he a writer or was he just a random, mediocre actor bumbling around the English country side?Trigger Warnings: Idiocity.Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the into and outro music!

More crazy French people but also a badass, bisexual lady bard terrorizing the both the countryside and cities. There may also be mention of titties. Trigger Warnings: General bi/homophobia associated with the time period.Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the into and outro music!

The story of a heist featuring crazy French legal systems, Nazis, geese, idiot criminals, and sewer tunnels.  Trigger Warnings: Nazis Special thank you to Tabletop Audio for providing the intro and outro music!